Live dismantling routines

Ji Wenyuan's great teaching career lasted for twelve days and was finally forced to stop.The spectators who suffered the brutal oppression were weeping with joy, and almost wanted to burn two pillars of high incense to worship Emperor Ning Heng—because he finally invited Ying Shan Zibai again!

"Let the talisman go to hell!!!"

"Ahaha, I finally don't have to hand in my homework today!"

"Good job!"

"The terrible world of enlightenment can finally stay away from me! Hahahaha (^o^)/"

Divided part of his energy to focus on Ji Wenyuan who watched the Sky Mirror: "..."

Emperor Ning Heng sat on a carved red sandalwood chair covered with bright yellow silk cushions, and looked at the white-clothed Taoist priest standing in front of him with an emperor's majesty, while Ji Wenyuan lowered his eyes and did not look directly at the emperor. Eyes, attitude is very respectful.

In this world, the status of Taoist priests is extremely high, and some of them are so capable and prestigious that they can even meet the emperor without kneeling.Ying Shan Zibai, as the descendant of Yunxu Mountain, who also rescued King Duan, naturally has this honor.But generally speaking, in order to show courtesy to corporals, the emperor would basically grant seats to such high-status people, but he seems to have forgotten this now, obviously because he is dissatisfied with Shan Zibai.

It's no wonder that he invited Ying Shan Zibai into the palace as an enshrinement, in order to save Princess Shaole.However, Ji Wenyuan stayed in the house for twelve days and did not move at all. This is obviously contrary to Emperor Ning Heng's thoughts. Even his indifferent attitude may have aroused Emperor Ning Heng's suspicion—suspecting that he claimed to be The authenticity of the princess solving problems.

But for this, he was already prepared.

Emperor Ning Heng stared at Ji Wenyuan for a while, thinking that he had put enough psychological pressure on the Taoist priest, so he said, "Immortal Master Yingshan, do you have any opinion on the princess' condition?"

These words obviously imply irony, after all, everyone knows that Ying Shan Zibai doesn't leave the door these days.But Ji Wenyuan was not intimidated by him, he just raised his eyes slightly, and a gentle and gentle smile appeared on his face, like a father who helped the common people: "Return to Your Majesty, Pindao heard about the situation described by His Highness Duan Wang, and suspected that Princess Shaole It was persecuted by the demon clan. Recently, I have been preparing to accept the demons." He said as he took out a dozen talismans from his wide sleeve.

When the pile of talismans appeared, a large string of "..." swiped the screen on the sky-peeping mirror next to it.

"I have something to say about mmp..."

"Those talismans are so familiar..."

"The big brother's acting skills and thick skin are all let down by my subordinates."

"Oh, no wonder I have to assign homework to Lao Tzu, so I'm too lazy to draw symbols?"

Yes, the ones that Ji Wenyuan took out were the homework that the awakened ones handed in in the past twelve days.But the reason why he took it out was not because he was lazy. After all, with his ability, even if it took 2 minutes to scribble randomly, it was better than the sloppy results produced by these little brats for [-] days.

But first of all, the talismans he drew with his own hands are too powerful. If he wants to cater to Ying Shanzibai's fighting power in the plot, he can only deliberately make some mistakes, which will be a bit troublesome; Most of the homework that was handed in was useless ghost marks, and the other handful had little effect... He didn't say anything before, but planned to show them his own "learning results" in the actual combat later. .

It's a pity that those little guys haven't realized Ji Wenyuan's good intentions yet, and are still complaining foolishly, not knowing that they are about to embarrass themselves in front of their companions.

Ji Wenyuan was thinking about it, when he suddenly felt that the Sky Peeping Mirror had been recruited away by its other owner.He didn't stop him either, and allowed Han Yanghao to play.

At this moment, Emperor Ning Heng saw so many talismans, and met Ji Wenyuan's upright and selfless face at first glance. Most of the doubts in his heart disappeared in an instant, and he felt a little embarrassed instead.But after all, he has been the emperor for many years, of course it is impossible for him to admit that he misunderstood the wrong person, so he changed the subject very calmly and began to ask in detail about the demon collection plan.

Ji Wenyuan answered fluently throughout the whole process.

He felt that the emperor was really easy to fool, and of course there must be reasons why he didn't understand these gods and ghosts.However, in terms of horizontal comparison experience, Emperor Ning Heng's IQ and vigilance are not ranked high among the emperors he has seen.

The sky-peeping mirror on the other side was rising continuously, and stopped on the sorghum on the roof of the study after a while. The awakened who were startled by the sudden change of the live broadcast found that the beam of the imperial study had been arranged by someone at some time. He set up a simple radio array, and a very familiar ink-colored fox was lying there quietly.

"This seems to be the one that fell into the boss's house before?"

"what's the situation?"

"Do you want us to observe this ink fox?"

Mohu squinted his eyes to look at the bullet screens, and there was a half-smile expression on the fox's face, which stunned a group of rookie awakeners.

However, before they recovered their senses, Mohu suddenly said hello: "Hello, comrades, welcome to the live broadcast room of dismantling routines. I am Han Yanghao, the anchor and commentator for today."

audience:! ! !

"Okay, let's look down now." Mohu changed his posture and took a picture of his head and the scene of the study below, "It is obvious that the ignorant and shameless emperor is using methods to make things difficult for Mr. Ji to cover himself up. guilty conscience."

The audience was stunned: What the hell?Could it be that the emperor was being fooled by the boss to look like a fool?This eccentricity is too obvious, isn't it?

But they didn't dare to say this, so they saw someone who reacted after a while and asked: "Wait, wait, Senior Han is Mohu? Then who is that national teacher?"

Mohu folded his front paws, and his tone was unpredictable: "It's also me, you have lived like this until now, don't you even know the incarnation outside your body? Don't know? The puppet art always knows?"

Audience: =口= Is there such an operation? ? ! !

Suddenly, an awakened person had a flash of inspiration and spoke excitedly: "Then can we use a few more identities to enter the world to destroy the plot? If we cooperate with each other tacitly, wouldn't it be easier to destroy the plot?"

Han Yanghao's eyes were filled with pity for mentally handicapped children: "I'm afraid you think that the awakened seniors are all fools, right? If this method really works, no one will mention it?"

Awakened who thought they had discovered a new world and spoke enthusiastically: Grievance.jpg

"I'm controlling more than one body now, but I'm actually just multitasking." Han Yanghao said, "If you want to do this under the eyes of the will of the world, how can you explain the inexplicable soul connection between several different individuals? Even if the connection between the two is completely cut off, then you may only get two disabled people."

After listening to the explanation, the guy who spoke didn't effervescent for a while, probably because he was ashamed by the words.

Han Yanghao didn't care about him anymore: "Okay, let's get back to business. After the emperor received Ying Shan Zibai this time, the plot will enter the main chapter. Currently there are five Taoist priests in Crane Immortal Academy plus the national teacher. Since Ying Shan Zibai If we want to work with them, we can't hide the matter of Zhulong for a long time."

When he said this, he suddenly sighed meaningfully: "Ah, the peaceful and harmonious life will be gone forever."

Audience: Although I dare not speak, I still want to laugh for no reason! What's going on!

Facts have proved that the little fox looks softer and more talkative than Ji Wenyuan, even if they can't see the expression of a fox, but the silly white sweets who subconsciously relax their nerves gradually start to bubble again.

"The plot is not complete? Yes, the focus of this unit is to get through the first death node. I think these plots are enough."

"Do you want to win over the courtiers to resist the national teacher? I don't think so. The national teacher doesn't look like a good person. He is afraid that he will attack those who hinder him."

"The method of destroying the plot? I think it is the easiest to kill the national teacher directly, but because it is too simple, so now I am showing the 'rescue method when the first plan fails'."

Audience: ...Senior, is it really okay for you to blacken yourself so much?

"Why does Ying Shan Zibai not have a dao name?"

Han Yanghao saw it sharply: "Hey, who said this? It's because you didn't read the script seriously, huh?"

A certain awakened person: ... Can this be seen?

Han Yanghao didn't bother to explain, he tore open a spatial rift following the induction, and directly threw a piece of the jade slip with the key sentence on it, and smashed it into the face of the little idiot.Yes, he actually wrote about Yingshan Zibai's Taoist name a long time ago - his Taoist name is "Yingshan".He has no father or mother, and was adopted by Taoist Yunxu since he was a child, so he doesn't remember his surname.So after he reached the crown, Taoist Yunxu took the word "Zibai" for him, and took the Taoist name "Yingshan" he had been with since childhood as his surname.

...Of course, this lazy way is because Han Yanghao is too lazy to come up with so many names.

Han Yanghao babbled for half an hour, and couldn't find anything to say to Emperor Ning Heng's endless nonsense, so he began to take the lead in admiring Ji Wenyuan's back.

Han Yanghao: "Before Emperor Ning Heng finishes talking, we can take this opportunity to appreciate the charming back of my Mr. Ji. Have you seen it? Isn't it perfect? ​​Gorgeous and charming, shining like the sun, in the crowd like The night pearl on the gravel beach..."

He piled up a pile of compliments that made the scalp tingle, and then a bewildered smile appeared on a black fox face: "He is mine."

audience:……

Heart tired, want to vomit blood.

Mohu flicked his big furry tail and stared blankly at Ji Wenyuan for several minutes, then sighed heavily: "Hey, no wonder Mr. Ji decided to give you free tutoring, it really is because these guys have too many things to do. Room. Forget it, I will imitate Mr. Ji and teach you about the biological gene map."

The audience turned pale with fright, and the barrage suddenly filled with mourning, and there were voices begging for mercy from his subordinates.

Han Yanghao admired their naive performance for a long time, and pretended to express regret: "Oh, well, if you don't learn it, you don't learn it. By the way, don't you want to learn some self-defense methods? Mr. Ji obviously taught it very well. "

There were a few here and there for fools who complained that it was too difficult, but most were tactfully silent.The topic quickly changed. Han Yanghao tilted his head and looked at the bullet screens that began to ask him to explain "understanding the world", and said confidently: "Don't ask me, I don't know how to do this."

audience:"……"

How insane it is to teach something that couples who have been together for thousands of years can't learn!And how did Senior Han say "Teaching is very good"!This is because the eyes and brain are blurred, right? !

However, when there was silence on the screen, a deep and pleasant male voice suddenly sounded out of thin air: "You will."

Everyone: Who is it? !Are you haunted?

However, before they were overwhelmed with surprise, they suddenly realized: Damn, isn't this the voice of the boss? ? ! !

Then everyone's expressions became like this again: =口=

Why didn't anyone tell them that the boss is also watching the live broadcast!Did he see the barrage before?no?Don't miss it!

However, the few who were outspoken before were praying, but they heard Senior Han instigate with malicious intentions: "Mr. Ji, some classmates disliked you for not teaching well. I suggest you give them ten times as much homework!"

The few who won the lottery immediately felt as if there was a mouthful of old blood stuck in their throats and could not spit it out, and they held back a word of mmp in their hearts.

Ji Wenyuan: "...Oh."

Audience: shivering.gif

Why didn't I realize that Senior Han was so bad before?This is a terrible rhythm wow!