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"Welcome to Exploring Panica, I am your instructor Karna. In the next month, I will lead you to experience the front line of fighting against alien beasts thousands of years ago without using supernatural powers." The battlefield life of the Norman warrior."

Gao Da's instructor gave the opening remarks enthusiastically, pretending that he was meeting the five celebrity guests for the first time.And everyone also smiled and greeted passionately. This harmonious and happy scene made it impossible to see that they still hated each other when they met for the first time.

The instructor smiled and patted the sealed biological box in his hand, and blinked at everyone: "According to the usual practice, we have to test our guts first." He opened the entrance of the biological box and turned the opening downwards, Ugly snakes fell out of the hole one after another, fluttered and fell to the ground under Panika's ultra-low surface gravity, and twitched the mud floor by itself.

Duan Ling, the Prince of Love Songs, was so frightened that his legs went limp immediately, and he hid back with an expression of wanting to cry, his big emerald green eyes glistening: "Snake, snake, don't come here!"

The other three guests expressed their comfort.

Ji Wenyuan stood aside with arms folded and didn't say a word. He could tell that Duan Ling was faking it, and that pitiful expression was definitely practiced in front of the mirror.He knew that if he didn't go up to comfort him, he would probably be hacked after the show aired—probably because the relationship between the old and new generations of love song princes was bad, and Ji Yanyu was narrow-minded and hostile to newcomers or something.

But what does it matter, he doesn't intend to continue to follow the route of the music industry, a star like Duan Ling who doesn't have much talent and background, basically can't influence him.

Moreover, Ji Yanyu's character was a bit arrogant and egotistical in the past, so it's not surprising that he has such a reaction now.

"Okay, all the team members look over here!" The instructor clapped his hands to bring the messy people back to their senses.He stretched out his hand to fish it like lightning, and he grabbed a red and black snake with its head in his hand.

He took out a short knife from his waist and pressed it against the snake's lower jaw, and with a forceful fingertip, the knife tip pierced into the snake's skin.He raised his eyes and smiled at everyone, and the short knife decisively and steadily cut along the groove between the scales.

"Ah!" Duan Ling screamed and covered his eyes, as if he was the one being scratched.

As if the instructor hadn't heard of it, he turned his wrist and wound the second knife around the snake's neck. Then he used the knife to open the gap between the snake's skin and the meat, and pulled down the snake's skin with the blade and thumb. Suddenly, it turned dark red. The blood flowed down his bronzed skin.

Even the two celebrities who comforted Duan Ling just now couldn't stand it anymore.

Wearing a pair of silver-rimmed glasses, Yajia's breathing was a little unsteady, but she didn't show it. She just pushed her eyes calmly and said in a deep voice, "This is a Biluo snake? I heard that if its blood is exposed to It turns green after a while in the air."

The instructor smiled inexplicably: "Oh, that's right. Yajia, you are really knowledgeable."

As he spoke, he cut off a piece of snake meat and put it into his mouth with the tip of the knife: "Then you should also know, where did the name of the White Tower Federation come from?"

Yajia took a deep breath and said: "The White Tower is the place where all the great soldiers of the Norman Empire who made great contributions to the country will rest forever. In order to show that the glory of their ancestors will never be forgotten, the Federation uses this name."

What she didn't say was that the "White Tower" also expressed the hatred of the people of the Federation towards the traitor "Star Empire".

The instructor nodded slightly, and said: "The soldiers of the Norman Empire on the battlefield, most of the time their enemies were alien beasts. In that era when alien beasts were infested, they often had to eat bloody alien animal meat to replenish their strength .As future generations, it is difficult for us to feel their hardships, and we can only use these means to show respect."

The stars looked solemn and nodded seriously.

True God of War 3000 years ago Never eaten raw animal meat Ji Wenyuan: What the hell? ? ?

The instructor smiled ferociously, revealing eight bloody white teeth: "So which one of you will come first to pay your respects?"

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These little bastards want to force the guests to eat some messy food to create the effect of the show, so don't blame them old seniors.They don't want to take this blame at all!

In fact, the fact that soldiers were forced to eat the meat of different animals to replenish their physical strength happened before the Norman Empire unified the home planet.At that time, human beings stood in the position of absolute rulers, and they didn't pay attention to the strange beasts at all.Later, a world war broke out in various countries, and all kinds of radiation missiles, biological and chemical weapons were thrown around, and the strange beasts secretly mutated and rose violently.

After that, the meat of the alien beast was not very edible, the energy in the body of the low-level alien beast could still be digested, and the bursting energy in the flesh and blood of the high-level alien beast would definitely make the stomachs of the superhumans at the same level rot.By the time the Norman Empire dominated the mother planet, nutritional supplements had already been popularized in the army, and it was even more impossible for soldiers to eat raw meat of exotic animals—eating turf was better than committing suicide by eating meat.

The instructor glanced around and saw that no one had raised their hands, so he pointed at the martial arts star who looked the toughest guy: "Dorenaar, you are a fourth-level supernatural being, you come first."

Dolinar was sullen and stiff for a long time, and finally came to the snake pile with erratic steps, and stretched out his trembling claws.

The disgusting and cute little snakes on the ground are still playing happily: "Pa, papa, papapa!"

Dolinar's heart: QAQ help! ! !

However, as a star, Dolinal still firmly maintained his calm and resolute personality, pinched a snake...and was bitten.

"Aw! Ahhhhhhh!!!"

Instructor: "..." Are you worthy of your big man?

The instructor went up and broke the snake's neck bone and tore it off without a word, and comforted the tearful Donnaar: "Don't be afraid, the Piro snake is not poisonous, and we have sterilized the snake in advance. , you'll be fine."

Dolinal was tearful, holding his thick arm so painful that he couldn't speak.

"Okay, everyone, rest for a while, we will continue later." The instructor reluctantly signaled the surrounding miniature cameras to stop shooting.But away from the camera, all the stars relaxed a lot.

"Tch." Duan Ling, who was covering his face and seemed to be crying, put down his hands, and gave Dorenal a sideways look.His emerald green eyes were still a little watery, but his timid and innocent expression had been restrained, allowing people to clearly see the disdain in his eyes.

Donna felt humiliated for a moment, gritted his teeth and glared at him: "What do you mean!"

Duan Ling didn't look as weak as before at this moment. He raised his chin slightly, hooked his lips and said mockingly: "Well, you are so useless and dare to vent your anger on others? The fourth-level superpowers are amazing, grab one Even a super little snake can cry like a shower, you're justified in wasting my time, right?"

Dolinal stared round his eyes and gritted his teeth, only then did he realize that this protective little man had such a poisonous mouth.

Among the people present, Duan Ling, the popular love song prince, was the highest, and the others really didn't dare to offend him.But Ling Qing, who is also a popular movie star, is not too afraid of him, and couldn't help but say: "I heard people in the circle say that you have poor character, and it is true."

Duan Ling snorted again, and said coldly: "Ling Qing, you'd better not meddle in your own business."

But the crowd failed to quarrel in the end. The staff of the filming team and the assistants of the stars had already come out of the optically invisible car, and the five of them were separated to take a rest.Han Yanghao handed Ji Wenyuan a bottle of water, and complained through the voice transmission of his mental power: "Is their level really not a false report? The gap of three levels, they can all be bitten."

Ji Wenyuan explained: "Originally awakened supernatural beings' body and supernatural powers grow at the same time. This kind of non-venomous snake, which is barely considered a first-level supernatural beast, can't even bite through the skin of a fourth-level supernatural being. But the implanted patterns Activating the ability is tantamount to replacing the existence of the physical foundation with pattern energy to support the existence of the ability, so no matter what level they are, as long as they don't exercise, their physical fitness will not improve much."

Han Yanghao replied again: "I know that. But isn't the essence of supernatural powers in this world just spiritual power? His mid-level supernatural powers didn't even have the mental power to react and dodge in time, which is too useless! In fact, I think they It’s more interesting to tease in private, but since I said I want to rest, then this part will definitely not be released, it’s a pity.”

Ji Wenyuan laughed.

The movie star Ling Qing on the other side was peeking at Ji Wenyuan, tugging at his assistant's sleeve and whispering: "Xiao Li, do you think there is something wrong with the atmosphere between the two of them?"

The assistant girl also looked over quietly, and then whispered: "No, isn't it quite normal?"

"No!" Ling Qing was very confident in the vision he had developed over 50 years of filming, and said firmly, "There must be something wrong with them! I have observed that Ji Yanyu can only smile at his assistant!"

Assistant Xiao Li: "..." All right, you say yes, anyway, she didn't see when the facial paralyzed smiled.

Everyone rested for about 10 minutes, and the filming started again after Dolinal's injury was completely healed.

The instructor was a little embarrassed this time. He looked at the five guests for a long time, and finally picked the most inconspicuous one: "Ji Yanyu, you come first."

Ji Wenyuan immediately stepped forward, bent down and grabbed the snake on the ground.Mr. Instructor had the previous experience of being bitten by Dolinar, and immediately reminded: "Be careful, pinch its head..."

Before the words fell, Ji Wenyuan's other hand slashed horizontally like lightning, and the snake's head that had just been raised was smashed back to the ground in an instant, and then the whole snake was silent, and Ji Wenyuan picked it up like a hemp rope.

Everyone: Damn it!So brutal! ! !

Everyone was dumbfounded watching Ji Wenyuan clean up the snake cleanly. They didn't feel the slightest smell of blood, but were attracted by his artistic technique, until Ji Wenyuan finished everything and walked back to the crowd without saying a word. In the middle, everyone came back to their senses.

Everyone in the bystanders fell into the great confusion of life: Wait!Does five years of military service have this effect?Did I serve a fake military service? !

However, this is just the beginning. In the next month, everyone will truly experience Ji Wenyuan's "ferocity" from all angles.By the time he returned, Ji Wenyuan had successfully transformed from a transparent person among a bunch of celebrities into a big boss with an overwhelming sense of presence.

Mr. Ji, who is very unaware of being a big boss, is currently nesting in the "inconspicuous" corner of the hover car with his assistant Jun, completely ignoring the sneaky glances of the people around him.

Han Yanghao felt that the current situation was a bit funny, so he deliberately asked in a low voice: "Mr. Ji, do you think this expedition is difficult?"

Now that the camera is still filming in the car, Ji Wenyuan felt that he had to save some face for the program crew, so he let out a "huh".

The surrounding people are as calm as a mountain on the surface, MMP in their hearts: Don't think that we can't hear you if you lower your voice, bastard!Are you stumped anywhere? !

After returning to his home planet, Ruojian, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately stuffed Ji Wenyuan with another script.This time, the resource he provided was a film and television drama adapted from a very popular novel called "Extreme Evil". The investment was not small, and the cast was luxurious enough.

The background of the script is ancient times—that is, tens of thousands of years ago, when technology did not even begin to develop.In that mysterious era without surveillance video records, all legends were only recorded by words and pictures. Imagination and personal emotions endowed those ancient stories with incomparable fantasy and magnificence.

In the White Tower Federation, which believes in science, people are used to paying attention to the authenticity of everything.But the author of this novel wanted to do the opposite, and set the protagonist as a wood-type supernatural being that had long been proven to not exist.

It has long been confirmed by countless scientists that only cold, heat, and spiritual powers can exist. Now, the author who can write this kind of power that is completely nonsense is also very courageous.However, due to people's ignorance of the mysterious ancient times, the various nonsense settings in the book did not make the federal people who believe in science abandon the article despite the author's excellent writing and plot.

In this story, the protagonist "Yeranqi" is a noble son who was born in Xanadu.The people in Taoyuan Township are all upright and polite, and they never lie, so even though Ye Ranqi has been doted on since he was a child, he still grows into a handsome and dignified gentleman.But as he grew older, he noticed an abnormality—in Taoyuan Township, he was the only one whose surname was Ye, and he was the only one who didn't know who his father was.

He went to ask many people, and all of them would answer him: "Your father is from the outside world. He left here before you were born."

Ye Ranqi was a little sad at first, but he let it go quickly.It's a pity that by a mistake, he accidentally left Taoyuan Township and couldn't find his way back. He had to be forced to step into the dirty outside world, and he could never turn back.

Conspiracy, betrayal, selfishness, greed... Countless things he had never seen before were staged thrillingly, driving him into a desperate situation, and stabbing him with bruises all over his body.Fortunately, the best friend "Bailiyan" he met at the beginning never betrayed him, which prevented him from falling into the abyss and being smashed to pieces.

He discovered the difference in abilities between outsiders and people in Taoyuan Township, so he carefully concealed his own specialness; he found that honesty could not be exchanged for the same treatment, so he learned to deceive; he discovered the powerlessness of the weak, so he did everything possible to become stronger.During his wandering journey of constantly looking for opportunities to return, Ye Ranqi's tenderness and honesty were gradually obliterated, and he gradually became cruel and ruthless, became unscrupulous, and became distrustful of anyone except Bailiyan.

Yeranqi grew from a weak low-level supernatural being to a top powerhouse in the world, and gradually learned the truth about his father back then—his father was not a human being, but a spiritual seed bred by heaven and earth that turned into a human form.

The spirit species of heaven and earth are immortal, shouldering the heavy responsibility of sealing the evil in the world.But in the endless protection, his father lost the desire to live, so he chose to self-destruct and give all his power to his children.

So Yeranqi is a new spiritual seed, so his father died long before he was born.

And it was not an accident that he left Taoyuan Township back then, but was caused by the sealed "evil in the world".Now that he has been away from the seal for a long time, the evil in the world also took the opportunity to consume all the energy remaining in the seal and escape.

The first to bear all the evil consequences is the supreme good "Taoyuan Township" suppressed on the seal.

It turned out that thousands of years ago, countless strong men used the spiritual seeds of heaven and earth as their base to suppress the evil in the world together.But the first layer of seal is not reliable, so in order to stabilize the seal, they trapped themselves on the seal, established Taoyuan Township, swore with their lives to be upright, selfless, kind and tolerant, and asked future generations to do the same.People in Taoyuan Township have multiplied from generation to generation, and they have gradually acquired the aura of the spiritual species, possessing supernatural powers completely different from those of the outside world.

When Yeranqi learned the truth, Taoyuan Township had been submerged in the heinous evil.

He was in so much pain that he tried his best to seal the evil in the world again.When he stepped into the seal alone, Bailiyan, who had been with him all along, finally expressed his heart.

To his confession, Ye Ranqi just smiled calmly and silently retreated into the seal.

From then on, there will be no wood-type supernatural powers in the world, and "evil in the world" will never be seen again.

Ruojian's role for Ji Wenyuan is of course not the male lead of Yeran Qi, nor the male Erbailiyan. After all, Ji Yanyu was originally a vase singer and disappeared for more than five years. It is impossible for him to get such a good role.

The person Ji Wenyuan will play is named Zhuang Mo.

This person is the beginning of Yeran Qi's blackening, and also the first villain in the book.His talent is not high, and his comprehension is very mediocre. If he hadn't worked under the teachers of Ye Ranqi and Baili Yanbai, he would not even have been able to get in touch with the extremely talented Ye Ranqi in his entire life.

Zhuang Mo was extremely inconspicuous among the many subordinates of this master of spiritual powers, and he was often bullied. This aroused the sympathy of Ye Ranqi, who was still very innocent and kind at the time, so he helped Zhuang Mo.He even gradually regarded Zhuang Mo as a close friend during getting along, and told him his wood-type abilities in order to help Zhuang Mo.

It's a pity that the entrustment is not human.

Zhuang Mo is gentle and well-behaved on the surface, but he is selfish, paranoid and neurotic in his heart.When the enemy was looking for wood-type supernatural beings, he did not hesitate to betray Yeranqi in exchange for the inheritance of the mechanism master.

This person's betrayal has a huge impact on Ye Ranqi, but for the whole drama, he is just a little villain in the early stage. The actor who plays Zhuang Mo is naturally wonderful, but it doesn't matter even if the character image is weak due to poor acting skills .

Therefore, Ruojian can directly use the relationship to bring this role to Ji Wenyuan, without him having to audition.

After reading the script, Ji Wenyuan chose to accept this arrangement, so he and Han Yanghao rushed to the East 132 Film and Television City without resting at home for a few days.

They arrived not too early, and there were only a few days left before the filming started, so most of the actors were already in place. Ji Wenyuan accidentally saw an acquaintance - that acquaintance had also seen him a long time ago, with light golden curly hair on his head Joyfully ran over to say hello: "Hello boss! Why are you here too?"

Ji Wenyuan was silent for a while, then asked back: "Are you Bailiyan?"

Ling Qing, who had been conquered by his performance on Panika, was very enthusiastic: "Yes, sir, are you also an actor in this show? How about we go have a skewer together at night, I know there is a barbecue restaurant nearby , very cheap!"

Ji Wenyuan: "...No, thank you."

And just as the filming of "Extremely Evil" was in full swing, the latest star variety show "Exploring Panika" was broadcast on StarNet.

The 29th floor of the building of Chenghai Entertainment Company's Imperial City branch.

Ruojian smiled and looked at the screen repeatedly swiping on the Skypeeping Mirror【Profiters deceive consumers, refund money! ], said softly: "It's useless, I have someone up there."

The barrage exploded in an instant, and all kinds of fancy threats emerged one after another.

Ruojian wasn't afraid at all, but he still couldn't get rid of the fat sheep, so he pretended to sigh: "Okay, then what do you want to see?"

Some of the bullet screens said "Assistant Chang Ye is here to host", some said "Go out and make trouble!", and some said "Eat spicy lizard dry pot"...

Ruo Jian turned a blind eye and said to himself with a smile: "Okay, then let's watch TV together today."

[Ah ah ah!I want to kill this anchor! ! 】

[Watching live TV is poisonous! 】

[Is the design team mentally retarded!Why is this so-called alien live broadcast either playing with lizards or watching TV! 】

[Money back!Garbage equipment!Thanks to your company for promoting the holographic virtual world! 】

Ruojian used the optical brain to connect to the star network very calmly, and directly entered the "Exploring Panica" column.

After a magnificent aerial shot of the natural scenery was played on the light screen, a steady male voice sounded slowly: "Today, we came to Panica again, and we experienced the effects of non-supernatural beings under one-thirtieth of gravity. The primitive jungle life of warriors. This time we have invited five guests, and they are—"

The picture zoomed in instantly, and it was fixed on a young man with light blonde curly hair in the jungle.The facial features of the young man are very handsome and handsome, and there is a small dimple on one side of his face when he smiles, and his light brown eyes are clear and bright in the mottled sunlight that falls through the leaves.His name emerged from his side——Ling Qing

"The first place is the popular movie star Ling Qing. He has participated in dozens of film and television productions as a supporting actor, and the income of each film has exceeded ten million, which can be called traffic..."

The screen moved again, Ling Qing smiled brightly, and said: "Hi everyone, I'm Ling Qing, do you miss me--don't say no!" Then the camera turned, and it was fixed on a tall figure next to him body.

"The second place is the martial arts superstar Dolenaar who has been active in the film and television industry for hundreds of years. He used to..." After a long series of introductions, the muscular man as strong as an iron tower also recovered from the frozen state.He beat his chest with one hand, and there was no smile on his tough and profound facial features: "Donale sends hello to his friends."

"The third place is the singer Ji Yanyu who has just returned to the public eye after five years of military service. His masterpieces include 'You Are My Beloved Moon' and 'How Can I Not Love You'..."

A young man with black hair and blue eyes appeared on the screen, his facial features were soft, but the strange thing was that when he looked over, everyone would subconsciously ignore the softness, creating an illusion that he was colder than Dolinal .There was no expression on the young man's face, he just nodded slightly towards the camera: "Ji Yanyu."

At this time, Ruojian glanced at the translucent netizen comment area in the lower right corner of Yanxing.com, and saw that it was full of [Fuck, this person is Ji Yanyu? 】

"The fourth place is Yajia, the famous host of the show. Her erudition and talent have left a deep impression on everyone..."

"Fifth place, Prince of Love Songs——Duan Ling! He is the hottest prince in the music scene right now, and countless men and women are crazy about him. His solo concert last year sold a million tickets! He..."

Duan Ling's facial features are extremely delicate, to the point where he can't tell the difference between male and female.His green eyes are clear and bright, as if looking at you with affection: "Hi everyone, I am Duan Ling. I hope to be here and bring laughter and happiness to everyone!"

Then the show officially started.

As soon as he came up, Ji Yanyu's artistic snake-killing skills amazed everyone, and then the group entered the jungle...

A two-story bear came head-on.

Instructor: "Let's walk lightly, and be careful to approach from the direction against the wind..."

"Crack!" Duan Ling stepped on a piece of dead wood, tears streaming down his face.jpg

The giant bear sensed the movement, and rushed towards it like a bulldozer. The instructor's expression changed, and just as he was about to move forward, he saw Ji Yanyu leaning over and rushing forward. The claws tripped it before it was able to reach its strength, and then leaped beautifully, drawing a short knife in mid-air and stabbing the giant bear's right eye.

The giant bear struggled in pain, Ji Yanyu immediately pulled out his short knife, leaped up again from the height of the bear's head, cut off a branch in midair, and descended from the sky to insert the long branch into the giant bear's right eye again with great accuracy by virtue of gravity.Just as the giant bear raised its giant palm again, Ji Yanyu had already grabbed the bear's ears and rolled down its back, kicking it hard on the back of its head.The giant bear couldn't stop its castration, it crashed into a tree with a bang, the branch in its eye was inserted into its brain, and it was so dead that it couldn't die anymore.

It's a long time to say everything, but in fact, it took only three seconds in total.The instructor who didn't have time to do anything next to him was stunned.

Audience: Lying down!Is this an action movie?Ji Yanyu's previous charming figure has collapsed! ! !

After coming to the river...

Instructor: "Let's catch fish." Squatting for 5 minutes, a three-jin fish was inserted from a branch.

Dolinar squatted for 5 minutes, raised his hand, and fell into the river with a "plop".

Ling Qing crouched for 5 minutes, yelled loudly, and fled while yelling "I'm dizzy with blood".

Duan Ling squatted for 5 minutes, tears streaming down his face: "No, how can I have the heart to hurt such a beautiful little creature?"

Yajia spent 10 minutes using scientific knowledge to build a net of branches and trap two fish.

Five seconds after Ji Yanyu came to the stage, he stretched out his hand and picked up a grass carp weighing five catties: "I think it's enough."

Everyone: You are kidding me!Is this really not cheating? !

The hare ambushed by the grass...

Instructor: "Let's put a bait, then...then...then..."

Ji Yanyu raised his hand and threw a flying knife.

Hare, pawn.

Everyone: "..."

After 30 days, everyone looked at Ji Yanyu like a monster: Is this guy really not a private visit by a high-ranking military official?

Everyone in the circle knows that all the bosses who are full of fighting power are in the army, and those who enter the entertainment industry are all good-looking dried salted fish—so what is going on with Ji Yanyu! ! !

The audience was already amazed, and they refreshed their understanding of this former prince of love songs who had just been found out of the corner of his memory.Some people even turned black fans on the spot, announcing in the comment area: "From now on, Ji Yanyu is my male god!"

Finally, in the behind-the-scenes footage, Ji Yanyu was sitting in the back row of the suspension car by the window, and his assistant asked him with a smile: "Mr. Ji, do you think this expedition is difficult?"

Ji Yanyu thought for two seconds and said, "Yes."

audience:"……"

Look at what you did on the show!What face is there to say "difficult"? !

Won't your conscience hurt!

Soon a comment was manually made popular by netizens.

[Big brother's heart: It's really hard to pretend that you don't know anything and mix in with a group of rookies and learn the novice tutorial with them! 】

At the same time, in the crew of "Extremely Evil", some actors and staff members who had no turn to play were also watching "Exploring Panica", an extremely popular variety show, and while watching it, they stole it with unbelievable eyes. He glanced at Ji Wenyuan who was sitting in the corner resting.

I saw the once squeamish and arrogant prince of love songs, the ruthless and brilliant hunter in "Explore Panika", now wearing a blue-gray robe, with his wide sleeves rolled up, holding a fist-sized fist with his slender and beautiful fingers The dark purple fruit is peeled gracefully.He stopped after cutting a section, cut the exposed pulp into two semicircular pieces, fed one piece to his assistant, and ate the other piece by himself, his eyes were very soft.

Ji Wenyuan picked up a piece of fruit pulp and handed it to Han Yanghao's mouth. Seeing him squinting his eyes half-closed as he sucked and chewed French fries, he felt happy, and asked casually, "Why do they keep looking at us?"

Han Yanghao swallowed the sweet pulp, and replied with a solemn expression: "They suffer from dog food deficiency syndrome."