Live dismantling routines

In the end, Ruo Jian gave Ji Wenyuan the variety show that was going to be given to another artist under his command. The newcomer was very happy when he heard the news.

The reason is not that this variety show is unpopular, but that it is too much trouble. It is said that half of the stars who participated in this show ended up in the medical warehouse. Most pampered artists are willing to change - even if the popularity increase is slower, at least there will be no danger of making a fool of themselves!

But Ji Wenyuan was obviously not in that majority.

"Di-"

The optical brain base projected a light curtain upwards, and Ji Wenyuan casually inserted the chip Ruojian gave him into the interface, and the previous program videos were quickly read and started to play automatically.

At this time, Han Yanghao came over with a bowl of broth, raised his eyebrows and looked at the aerial natural scenery on the screen: "What are you looking at?"

Ji Wenyuan studied the remote control that looked like a sheet of glass, and cut the video to five times the speed: "Explore Panica, the variety show I will participate in next."

Han Yanghao raised his eyebrows, and sat beside him to watch with him.He looked at the female star who fell into the mud pit at five times the speed on the light screen, estimated the mud splashed half the sky for a while, and wondered: "How did the mud splash like that? Panika's planet has a very small mass?"

Ji Wenyuan nodded: "Panika's average surface gravity is only about one-thirtieth of that of the parent star. People who have not received training probably won't even be able to walk there."

The scenes and dialogues on the light screen change at a speed that would suffocate normal people. After the star's embarrassing posture is accelerated, there is an inexplicable sense of sight of an exaggerated and funny drama.After the first episode, Han Yanghao had only finished a half of his soup, he smacked his mouth: "Just this thing, are you sure someone will watch it?"

Ji Wenyuan casually picked an episode from the hundreds-of-line list, and explained casually: "This show is quite popular, after all, most of the residents of the White Tower Federation are not supernatural beings. In the group of supernatural beings, low-level supernatural beings also account for the majority. Of course, the main reason is that the broadcasting time period and recommendation slots are very good. I guess the White Tower Federation wants to develop Panica, which is to prepare for the promotion of immigrants .”

The Norman Empire discovered only two habitable planets 3000 years ago. Considering the distance, only the nearby Tajia star was developed.Now that the space transfer technology has been developed and perfected, Tajiya was separated by Xingyao again, and the development of Panica is on the agenda.

Han Yanghao clicked his tongue, and brought the bowl in his hand to Ji Wenyuan's lips: "Take a bite?"

Ji Wenyuan was suffocated by the strange smell that hit his face, and moved his eyes from the light screen to the bowl, and saw a pile of colorful and strange pieces of meat in the bowl.He carefully distinguished: "Red water chestnut snake, blue-finned snake, Bi Luo snake...why do you stew so many kinds of snakes?"

Han Yanghao said quietly: "Five-color snake soup, nourishes the kidney."

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

Han Yanghao continued to say quietly: "Mr. Ji, do you know that we have been vegetarian for another two years?"

……

Five days later, Mr. Ji, a former idol, took his assistant to the planet Panika.

This planet is densely covered with primeval forests. Although Panika has been sent by the White Tower Federation for more than ten years to conduct dangerous investigations by troops and supernatural beings, and a large number of dangerous beasts have been captured and driven to the designated area, there are still only a few of them. Local military bases and residential areas have been established.

Of course, it is impossible for variety shows to allow stars to go to high-risk areas, but for stars with low levels of abilities, even the low-level beasts in the cleaned-up area are enough for them to drink a pot.

No, to be precise, just adapting to the gravity difference of thirty times can kill them half.

"No! I don't want to be here! Let me go home! Huh huh..." This is the popular movie star Ling Qing crying while hugging her terminal.

"Help, help me, ah!" This is a new generation of love song princes performing flat falls.

"Come here, come, raise your feet, please move!" This is the martial arts star's assistant teaching him to walk as a frozen stone artist.

"According to the multiplier of gravity, it is calculated that I only need to use one-thirtieth of the force to step on the ground..." This is Yajia, who was created by Xueba, and moved while supporting the wall.

Ji Wenyuan squatted next to the leading instructor expressionlessly, and ate dinner with his assistant over their performance.

The instructor is a big, strong man. It is said that he has served in the army so far, and his rank is not low.Ji Wenyuan could feel the mental fluctuations of a fifth-level supernatural being in him—it was a bit overkill for a supernatural being of this level to be sent to do this.

But it's true, the current White Tower Federation is far more peaceful than the era he lived in, and the manpower of fifth-level supernatural powers will not be in short supply.

"They are all abilities activated by pattern patterns the day after tomorrow. One second-level ability user, two third-level ability users, and one fourth-level ability user..." The instructor looked at all the guests who came this time, and finally looked at Ji Wen Yuan, sighed, "I didn't expect that you, a second-level supernatural being, can adapt the fastest!"

Ji Wenyuan smiled and said nothing.

In fact, his physical fitness at this time is already on the same level as a naturally awakened third-level ability user, but he has not yet re-certified.

Whether it is 3000 years ago or 3000 years later, the further the level of the supernatural being is, the greater the difference between each level, and the more difficult it is to break through, and the third to fourth level, and the sixth to seventh level, these two divisions are low, The hurdles of middle school and high school can be called a natural barrier, and most people with supernatural powers will never be able to pass it in their entire lives.Therefore, even if he has been in the army for more than a year, he has brought Ji Yanyu's waste physique that is not much better than ordinary people to only one step away from an intermediate supernatural being. According to his current training method of not using mental power to feed his body, It may take several years to successfully reach the fourth level.

The instructor threw the finished food package into the recycling robot, got up and walked to the lounge: "You guys are leaving this base in a week and going into the wilderness to explore. Let's enjoy the beauty of high-tech products now. , When you enter the jungle, you won't even be able to eat compressed biscuits."

Ji Wenyuan was noncommittal and continued to eat compressed biscuits.

Han Yanghao next to him watched with great interest the glamorous celebrities making a fool of themselves in front of the camera: "Their reaction is really interesting, I kind of want to experience Panica's low-gravity environment."

Ji Wenyuan said: "Then just take off the gravity adjustment device." They have been to countless worlds, and they have lived in places with less gravity than Panika's surface, so he didn't think Han Yanghao would not be able to adapt at all.

Han Yanghao raised his eyebrows, bent down and turned off the gravity regulator on his ankle, and walked around Ji Wenyuan twice with brisk steps.Seeing that other people looked over with unbelievable eyes, Han Yanghao immediately tilted his body and fell lightly towards Ji Wenyuan: "Oh! I fell down!"

After saying a word, he was still floating under the resistance of the air for two seconds before he fell into Ji Wenyuan's arms, and then he couldn't get up.

Surrounding stars & assistants: =口= It's too obvious that this assistant threw himself into his arms!Do you want to nod your face! !

Ji Wenyuan held him in his arms, and felt helpless seeing the smirk on his doctor's face.

Han Yanghao quietly moved his face out of his embrace, blinked his eyes and signaled: Quickly pretend not to notice that I'm flopping!

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

After a long silence, Ji Wenyuan finally choked out a sentence: "Why are you so careless?"

Everyone around has dead fish eyes: Damn it!Did he not see it?Are you blind?

Han Yanghao stretched out his hand to support Ji Wenyuan's shoulder and stood up. Halfway through the stand, he deliberately fell down: "Oh, I fell down again!"

This time, Ji Wenyuan caught him just as he finished speaking the last word.

People around: Damn, once is not enough, right?You should see this rubbish acting!

Ji Wenyuan put a serious face on the floor: "Why did you fall again, do you want me to help you go?"

People around: =皮= Blind, I'm afraid this kid is a fool!

Han Yanghao buried his face in Ji Wenyuan's chest and held back for a long time, but before he could hold back, he let out a burst of laughter.He laughed so hard that his whole body trembled, he managed to calm down a little, got up from Ji Wenyuan and saw everyone's expressions, and then laughed again, causing everyone to stare over in an extremely unkind manner.

Han Yanghao bent down and whispered into Ji Wenyuan's ear with a smile: "Mr. Ji, I guess they all want to beat me up now."

Ji Wenyuan raised his hand to touch his black hair, and a smile appeared in his eyes.Following Han Yanghao's example, he lowered his voice and whispered in his ear: "With me here, they can't beat you."