Live dismantling routines

Ji Wenyuan crossed his fingers and propped his chin, staring seriously at the skypeeping mirror floating in mid-air in front of him.

Theoretically, the skypeeping mirror that was reclaimed and modified by the Taoist Tianji last night should have reached synchronization with no less than a hundred other skypeeping mirrors, but——

It now looks like an ordinary vanity mirror.

Recalling what Taoist Tianji said, Ji Wenyuan was quite sure that he did not use the wrong manipulation formula.And Tianji Taoist is obviously a new function set according to the "live broadcast platform" of the human beings in the source world, so if those little guys see him, why should they send a barrage to say hello?

In this situation, is there a problem with the connection, or has he misremembered the definition of the word "live broadcast"?

After pondering for a while to no avail, Ji Wenyuan decided to discuss it with Han Yanghao.

Skypeeping Mirror automatically followed him up and down, and soon came to the door of the villa's kitchen.Ji Wenyuan pushed open the frosted glass door and looked in. He saw a slender black-haired young man wearing a light brown casual suit with his back facing him, and a ladle in his hand was cooking in a steaming cauldron at a constant speed. Stir in.

If it wasn't for the strong smell of chicken soup wafting through the air, Ji Wenyuan almost thought that his doctor was tinkering with some messy biochemical agents at this moment.

"What are you doing?"

Han Yanghao turned his head when he heard the sound, but the first thing he noticed was not Ji Wenyuan, but the stone mirror behind him with a lot of bullet screens flashing continuously and rapidly.He looked at it calmly, and saw the content of those barrages like this:

[I'm making a big fuss, scaring the baby to death! 】

[QAQ originally heard from the leader that there was finally a kind boss who was willing to take us to fly, so I thought it was a kind and kind senior...]

[The anchor's aura is suffocating orz]

[Is there a hurry to escape now? QAQ]

【I almost thought I was going to be killed by the boss' eyes...】

【Um?Am I the only one who thinks the host is handsome? 】

[Under the death stare of the boss, you can still notice what he looks like, buddy, you are awesome! 】

【Too scared to speak...】

[Don't dare to speak +1]

[Don't dare to speak +2]

Dr. Han's heart: Heh, a bunch of simple and silly babies.

In just a few seconds, Ji Wenyuan had already walked to his side.Looking down into the pot, Ji Wenyuan was immediately shocked by the inexplicably familiar combination.

"...Silky chicken stewed old hen?"

Dr. Han looked back at the sky-peeping mirror as if nothing had happened, and smiled meaningfully: "You should call it tonifying kidney soup."

Ji Wenyuan was silent for two seconds, looking at this person with subtle eyes that normal people can't see the change.

Han Yanghao glanced at the barrage again, and saw that the barrage that was trembling under Mr. Ji's stare just now had turned into a mess of "stained dirt" and "Boss, he...um".He slightly raised his eyebrows, held the spoon and stirred in the pot again, then calmly scooped up a spoonful of soup, brought it to his mouth and drank it down: "Ah, I am old, so pitiful."

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

Ji Wenyuan looked at his young and handsome face in his twenties, and didn't know what to say.

Han Yanghao turned off the gas stove casually, turned back and half leaned on the marble countertop to look at Ji Wenyuan: "So why are you here?" Like Gong, he said sweet words like "because I miss you", so he knew very well that he definitely had something to look for.

Hearing this, Ji Wenyuan's attention, which was distracted by Dr. Han's secret kidney-reinforcing soup, finally returned to the right track.He looked at the sky-peeping mirror behind him and said, "The connection seems...huh?"

Ji Wenyuan stared at a barrage on the sky-peeping mirror that was about to disappear——

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! 】

His eyes narrowed slightly, and his long eyelashes cast a dark shadow in Ji Wenyuan's eyes. At this moment, his dark blue pupils approached infinitely black like an abyss.Although he still didn't change his expression, the group of lucky people who were watching on the opposite side of the sky mirror were all frightened and had difficulty breathing at the moment, especially the guy who left the barrage for death, and now he just wants to go back to ten seconds ago and strangle that slut of myself.

Han Yanghao watched the whole process of the bullet screen being as quiet as a chicken again, and couldn't help laughing out loud: "Mr. Ji, did you see that? You look so scary, those little guys almost cried because of you. "

He smiled innocently at Ji Wenyuan's helpless gaze, picked up a piece of shiitake mushroom from the soup and stuffed it into Ji Wenyuan's mouth with chopsticks, then looked at the sky mirror, and said with great interest: "Why, you seem to be Don’t know that I can also see your enthusiastic speeches?”

Awakened ones: Ahhhhhhhhh, leader, you tricked us!

Taoist Tianji was very happy to inform them yesterday that there is a very powerful senior awakener who is willing to teach them the skills of destroying the plot, so they came here on time today excitedly.But he didn't say that there were two seniors!

have!two!boss!Mom!

The rookies felt that they were almost suffocated. It was Ji Wenyuan who turned on the live broadcast function before, so they took it for granted that Ji Wenyuan was an awakened person.Ordinary people can't actually see the Skypeeping Mirror, so they didn't shy away from this handsome guy with black eyes just now, thinking about it now, it's almost a death rhythm!

The wicked Dr. Han over there is still adding fuel to the flames: "Oh, don't be afraid, Mr. Ji is actually very good-tempered. Even if you make him angry, at most he will be caught and beaten up." .”

Audience: Nothing to Love.jpg

Yes, as an awakened person, watching live broadcasts in this way is different from ordinary people watching live broadcasts on the Internet, because the telescope itself has the ability to locate the space channel as a space coordinate, and those experienced awakened people can completely follow it. After the skypeeping mirror is synchronized, the subtle connection directly locks the other party's cosmic coordinates, and then opens a space rift to directly descend to the other party's side...

Ah, just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.

Although there wasn't a single barrage on the sky mirror at this time, Han Yanghao could still see from it the audience's sea of ​​sadness that they couldn't get off the boat, and most of the grievance of being forced to brake suddenly dissipated immediately .He smiled and said in a good mood: "Taoist Tianji has already told us about you. But in fact, we can't teach you much."

He paused for a moment, then said again: "So we discussed it and decided to separate the complicated project of 'destroying the plot' and demonstrate it to you separately, and you should understand the rest by yourself."

"At present, there are three sections that are tentatively set:

1. Avoid death nodes.

2. The method of changing the main plot.

3. To deal with the counterattack before the collapse of the world's will. "

"First of all, I think you all know the meaning of 'death node'?"

A few answers appeared scattered on the barrage.

Han Yanghao said with a smile: "That's right, the death node is the most critical step, and it is also the starting point for destroying the plot. We awakened people come to the small world, and the characters possessed are all cannon fodder characters who will die soon in the plot. The proportion of this node is very small, so the will of the world generally does not pay attention to it deliberately. This makes it not so difficult for us to avoid this node, and after passing this node, we have a lot of room for manipulating the movements of characters A lot."

When he said this, he saw a silly Baitian tremblingly asking:

[But don't you have to follow the plot before the death node?So how to avoid death? 】

Dr. Han's eyes seemed to see a fool talking nonsense: Are you fucking kidding me?

Ji Wenyuan had already guessed the stupidity of these people from their death rates, so he took the topic and explained without any surprise: "The movement and lines of cannon fodder in the world plot will not be restricted. Just make use of the 'blank area' outside, and guide the people around you to 'accidentally' destroy your death result."

"Generally, the safest method is to procrastinate—that is, to delay the completion of the plot until one year after the end of the original script. Although this will face the world's will to force the plot, it is already the safest method compared to other methods. Easiest."

The awakened brats grabbed the ground with their heads: Dad, I kneel down to you Dad, we were killed by the will of the world before the end of the normal plot!How easy is it!

Over there, Han Yanghao drank another bowl of chicken soup to soothe his brain nerves that had been poisoned by the silly white sweets, and took up the conversation again: "Considering that we have no way to broadcast live to you in the real world story—once the awakened If you use the source power in a small world with the will of the world, you will definitely be discovered and frantically repelled and expelled, so the sky-peeping mirror is useless, and the power of the sky-peeping mirror cannot penetrate the barriers of the world for cross-border live broadcast——Qian Don't tell me that you don't know this, or I will want to quit. For this reason, in order to perfectly simulate the state of the world plot, I will play the will of the world and do everything reasonable possible to get the world plot back on track, and I Mr. Ji will show you how to live broadcast how to destroy the plot..."

When he said this, he was suddenly silent for a second: "Well, Wen Yuan, have you introduced yourself?"

Ji Wenyuan: "...No."

The two looked at each other for a moment, and then looked at the sky-peeping mirror tacitly.Ji Wenyuan said concisely: "Ji Wenyuan is good at fighting and machinery."

Han Yanghao glanced sideways at Ji Wenyuan, thoughtfully: "Well, my name is Han Yanghao, and I'm Mr. Ji's partner. I'm good at all the things Mr. Ji is not good at."

Ji Wenyuan looked at him silently.

Han Yanghao's eyes were clear and he took it for granted: "What's wrong?"

Ji Wenyuan: "...No."

Audience: Ahhh!Explode in place!This is a show of affection, right?right?Why do you think he is so shameless!