Live dismantling routines

Taoist Tianji looked at Dr. Han's dark eyes that showed no emotion, and always felt as if he was being targeted by a poisonous snake.He calmly touched the goosebumps on his arms, and continued with a kind smile: "There are only a total of seven hundred awakened people in our alliance who are still alive, and the number of awakened people in the universe is the most." It will not be more than a thousand. How can this old man have the heart to look at them... Hey, little friends, this old man knows that you are all kind-hearted, so please do me this favor."

Good hearted ghost.

Dr. Han followed him with a smile and didn't say anything, but his heart was clear.This old guy looks kind at first sight, but after getting along for a long time, he will realize that he is just an old fox.

Think about it too, if you can live so comfortably after living for countless years, even if your nature is not bad, you must be cunning enough.Now this person is blocking their way with words, if not for the fact that this person has really helped them a lot, Han Yanghao would not even bother to talk to him.

Seeing that the two people on the other side of the peeping mirror did not answer, Taoist Tianji was a little embarrassed.His eyes flickered out of the camera for a moment, then moved back quickly, and sighed: "You know, every time I lose a companion, the old man is very sad. There are many lucky little guys in the league. They... hey, these little guys The success rate of the guy destroying the world plot is too low! The old man watched them lose contact one by one, it is really... hey..."

Han Yanghao wanted to roll his eyes at him, but he held back.He raised his hand and took out his flat black-rimmed glasses from the gap between the sofa pillows, and put them on, covering up part of the disapproval that leaked from his eyes: "Oh, what does it have to do with me."

Seeing his attitude, Taoist Tianji knew that he would suffer.He tried to instill in Han Yanghao the fraternal thought of the elderly: "Young friend Yanghao, don't you think so? Hey... the old man really can't bear it..."

He knew that Ji Wenyuan and his partner Han Yanghao shared the same sky-peeping mirror, and he was really lucky to see that it was Ji Wenyuan who accepted the communication request before, but he thought it was just a waste of joy.The Awakened who lived for a long time are all extraordinary, but these two people are definitely considered powerful in the group of Awakened.In addition, they have always acted together, let alone.For him, it is much more difficult to deal with Han Yanghao than Ji Wenyuan. Ever since he got tricked by this guy when he cooperated with him a few years ago, Taoist Tianji didn't want to discuss things with him at all.

It's a pity that he can't get in touch with other veteran awakeners now - those people are probably still wandering in other small worlds.

Han Yanghao sneered, but Ji Wenyuan frowned again.

Although Taoist Tianji spoke vaguely, the two actually almost guessed what he wanted to say.The "Little Lucky Guys" in the population of Tianji Dao refer to those awakened people who failed to resist the will of the world, but were lucky enough to come to that world to hunt and kill the awakened seniors who came to that world to hunt down the will of the world.

In the final analysis, these awakened people who lie and win have exploded in character, and most of them are not very outstanding in ability.Even if they are lucky enough to succeed once, if they really go to various small worlds in an attempt to subvert the world's plot and hunt down the will of the world, there are absolutely very few of them who can survive the three worlds in the end.However, what is frustrating is that because the birth of orthodox Awakened is too difficult, these lucky ones still make up the majority of the Awakened group today—yes, even if they succeeded in making more than nine deaths for the Awakened. Although they have made significant contributions to success, their number still accounts for the majority.

Of course, some of these lucky ones rose up later, but most of them were quickly killed by the will of the world.Some mean veteran awakened people call these lucky ones "rice worms" in private, and they mock them for taking away the fruits of labor of other awakened people because of "the one who doesn't know is not guilty", but they will just dawdle shamelessly wait to die.

All in all, this is a weak and unwelcome segment of Awakened society.

Taoist Tianji sighed for a long time, and finally got to the point before Ji Wenyuan could hardly bear to interrupt him

: "It's like this, those little guys didn't dare to perform the task, so they all came to the old man to learn how to refine weapons, and wanted to sell props to trade source power from other awakened people to support themselves... But there are too many people, they The props can’t be sold at all, the old man... Uh, the old man just wants to find someone to teach them, it’s not a problem if this continues..."

Dr. Han almost laughed angrily: "My God, who can save those hundreds of idiots. I want us to counsel them one by one... just dream!"

"Little friend, don't refuse in a hurry." Taoist Tianji hurriedly said, "These little guys are willing to give you half of the source power obtained from destroying the plot of ten worlds as tuition. You just need to spy Tianjing will show them live broadcast how to destroy the plot, how to dismantle the routine..."

This remuneration must not be considered low. It seems that those lucky people are really desperate, otherwise they would not be so generous.But Ji Wenyuan only promised Dr. Han to celebrate the 7000th anniversary of marriage together last month...

Mr. Ji was a little reluctant to take on this so-called "fat job".However, the anger on Han Yanghao's face next to him subsided, and he showed interest in his eyes: "Live broadcast? Oh, well, I agree. Wen Yuan?" He signaled Ji Wenyuan to agree with his eyes.

Ji Wenyuan was a little surprised by his sudden change of attitude, but he still agreed with it.

Taoist Tianji didn't expect him to agree so easily, he was overjoyed for a moment, hurriedly made an appointment for the next contact and hung up the communication.After putting away the Skypeeping Mirror, which returned to quietness, Ji Wenyuan tapped on Dr. Han's forehead with his fingers: "What do you want to do, huh?"

Dr. Han avoided answering this, put down the hands that supported his body, moved his position, and rested his head on Ji Wenyuan's lap.He instantly switched to a sad expression of sighing, and sighed heavily: "Hey, missiles fell from the sky while going on vacation, and an earthquake of magnitude [-] was enjoying a candlelight dinner. I finally persuaded the serious Mr. Ji to have sex, but was interrupted again. My seat How sad!"

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

"I've tried my best to pick places where earthquakes, tsunamis, and missiles are the least likely to occur. Even the signal jammers are ready. Who would have thought that Taoist Tianji, who hasn't contacted us once in a thousand years, would... Hey, I made a mistake, Ben Poor honeymoon plans, once again tragically aborted."

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

Dr. Han lay on his lap and thought about it for a while, then suddenly a carp sat up straight, and said stubbornly: "No, I'm not reconciled. Mr. Ji, let's skip the routine and go straight to the big topic of navel oranges, okay?"

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

He ruthlessly pulled off the doctor who was rubbing against him and was trying to light the fire, and put him right next to him: "Stop making trouble."

Han Yanghao had a sad and indignant face: "You actually despise me, Ji Wenyuan, you actually call me nonsense! Say, do you not love me anymore? Ah, this seat is even more sad, heartbroken! Heartbroken! All thoughts are lost!"

Ji Wenyuan looked at him expressionlessly.

Well, Dr. Han of his family does not act normally from time to time. It has been 7000 years, and he has long been used to it.

And, um, pretty cute.

Dr. Han was irritated by his eyes watching children misbehaving, angrily picked up the pillow on the sofa and patted Mr. Ji's handsome face.He covered his heart with his hands, and a layer of mist quickly appeared in a pair of beautiful peach eyes: "ah, the ancients said that the weather is not as good as the geography, and the geography is not as good as the harmony of people. However, the weather is not with me, and the geography is useless. If you are not in the same heart, hey... there is nothing to love in life."

The pillow is so soft that it doesn't hurt at all when you pat it on your face.With a good temper, Mr. Ji grabbed the pillow that was stuck to his face and put it back to its original position, and gave Dr. Han a brain-bumping backhand: "Don't make trouble."

Dr. Han covered his forehead and said quietly: "Mr. Ji, you actually hit me, my male god really doesn't love me anymore."

Ji Wenyuan: "...Why did you take that mission?"

Han Yanghao plucked his hair, followed his intentions to discuss the topic just now.There was a gentle and innocent smile on his face: "Isn't the live broadcast interesting?"

Mr. Ji, who knows his doctor very well, doesn't believe this.However, he felt that since Dr. Han didn't want to talk about it for the time being, there was no need to ask too much, so he stood up and changed the subject: "Is there anything you want to eat?"

Han Yanghao tilted his head and thought for a while, the reflection on his plain glasses blocked his malicious eyes: "I want to eat old hen stewed silky chicken."

Ji Wenyuan chewed this creative term in his heart, and suddenly had deep doubts about his comprehension ability for a second.

Dr. Han then explained in a serious tone of scientific research and discussion: "I heard that drinking chicken soup can nourish the kidney."

Ji Wenyuan: "..." This little scoundrel.

Staring at someone who was half lying on the sofa for two seconds, Ji Wenyuan finally said nothing, turned and went straight to the kitchen, and came back half a minute later with a white porcelain tray, and put the tray upright on the table. On the coffee table in front of Han Yanghao.

Han Yanghao took a closer look in surprise, and saw that the 12-yuan original Oreos were stacked neatly in a circle in two layers of hexagonal equilateral shapes, covering the grilled chicken leg wrapped in tinfoil in the middle.

Ji Wenyuan: "Anyway, it's all black and white, so you just settle for it."

Dr. Han looked shocked: "...Why is it the same? You don't know how much more sugar content in Oreos is than chicken drumsticks! Although their calories are similar in terms of the amount of your plate, but — Where’s the soup?”

Black bone chicken stew old hen...

Black and white side dishes, chicken, soup...

Ji Wenyuan: Expressionless.jpg

Well, this classification method is where he loses.