Live dismantling routines
Chapter 19
After calming down for a while, Ji Wenyuan continued to scroll down.
The content of the following text is not as eye-catching as this frenzied copywriting. Ji Wenyuan flipped through it at a very fast speed, and found that Han Yanghao did not really make the heroine shout out the extremely shameful golden finger opening slogan.
To be precise, she yelled, but she didn't know what she was yelling.
Because this slogan is written in the language of the source world, people in this world will neither know the meme nor what the sentence is talking about.
Han Yanghao had already distributed a script to all the kids while he was reading it, and after seeing him finish it, he said maliciously: "This time it's an emotional script, Mr. Ji, you can teach them how to break up a loving young couple." .”
Onlookers: Senior Han, you will be struck by lightning if you dismantle the CP, do you know? !
However, Dr. Han, who is very clear about their psychological activities, continued earnestly: "Of course, if they are true love, they must be inseparable. Adding some twists and turns can actually enhance the relationship, haha."
Youngsters: The last "hehe" is so ironic!
Han Yanghao: "It doesn't matter if it can't be dismantled. I'll be merciful and wait for the plot to end for a few years, and everything will be fine. Of course, the cycle of this new script is short, only two months."
Boys: =皮= But if you use the method of procrastination to solve it, it will take at least one year overtime!This adds up to one year and two months! Wow!Obviously the plot on the other side will start again in two months! ! !
After reading it for the second time, Ji Wenyuan closed the script and put it away.He frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "Then what should you do?"
The "you" here refers to Han Yanghao's identity as the commander of the imperial guards. In the new script, Ying Shan Zibai lives alone in the valley without anyone to accompany him.
Han Yanghao obviously understood.He twirled the fox demon inner alchemy around his fingertips, and said with a smile: "Of course I brought the inner alchemy back to the palace, but you, Ying Shan Zibai, got rid of me with your superb skills and left."
Ji Wenyuan was silent for two seconds, looking helplessly at Han Yanghao.
Doing so would obviously arouse the emperor's suspicion and rejection, coupled with Linyuan Layman's agitation, it would be completely impossible for him to sneak into the palace and assassinate the princess by using his original enshrined status two months later.The only feasible way is to sneak in and assassinate secretly, avoiding all the inspections of the guards as in the script.
But in this way, as a character who has not broken away from the plot limit, "Ying Shan Zibai was caught by Linyuan layman and handed over to the emperor, and the assassination failed" This is the inevitable plot-that is to say, even if he has the ability to avoid all The guard's sight and the assassination succeeded, he also had to be caught.
The only room for manipulation lies in the more than two months when he was outside the palace.
This period of time is a gap reserved for the rational collapse of the plot, and he must find at least one person who can help him in his assassination plan in these two months as a reason for not being caught by layman Linyuan.But it can't be done too deliberately...
In short, the original normal difficulty has been forcibly pulled to the hard mode by his family's doctor who loves to be a monster.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Han Yanghao blinked at him, then waved his hands and turned to leave without hesitation.
Ji Wenyuan watched him go out of sight, then turned and walked towards the south - this time the character he played, the plot started in a valley in the south of the Yangtze River.
This script with a head-numbing name can actually be summed up in one sentence: the heroine who has won the golden finger helps the heroine who has never forgotten her to kill the villain who broke them up and reach the pinnacle of life.
As for the specific plot, it is as follows:
The heroine of the script is named Xiao Nanyue, a daughter of a landlord with a decent family background.She was lively and cheerful since she was a child, and she was inseparable from Wen Haijie, the youngest son of the housekeeper in her family's house.However, when he was nine years old, there was a big change, and bandits in the south of the Yangtze River were rampant, and the entire Xiao family was slaughtered. Only Wen Haijie and Xiao Nanyue, who were out to play at that time, escaped by luck.
The two young children fled here together after despair, and finally settled in a dilapidated temple.During the day, Wen Haijie went out to look for food, while Xiao Nanyue prayed for him in the temple or made some small things to sell for money; at night, the two snuggled up by the fire to keep warm.
Three years passed in peace and stability. One day, it rained suddenly. Wen Haijie didn't have time to find a shelter from the rain. His whole body was drenched, and he developed a high fever that night.Xiao Nanyue was so worried that she had no choice but to leave her in the temple and go out in the rain to find a doctor.But coincidentally, not long after she left, Qin Xiuyu, the leader of the demon cult "Tianming Sect", came to this ruined temple.
Qin Xiuyu's reason for leaving the Holy Mountain of the Demon Sect this time was to find a suitable successor.He found that the male protagonist in a coma had good bones, so he brought him back to Tianmingjiao and left to continue looking for candidates.After the male lead woke up, he found that he had come to a strange place. Precociously, he calmly explained his situation from the mouths of the people around him, and did not reveal the existence of Xiao Nanyue out of caution.
And his caution just happened to save the heroine's life.
The name of Tianmingjiao comes from their core exercises, and the preface to the practice of the top-level exercise called "Jiuyou Tianmingjue" wrote: "Jiuyou Tongming, go up to ask ghosts and gods, go down Connecting to the Yellow Spring, everything is inseparable. The cultivator is ruthless and cuts off the ties of the world.".This sentence was written into the sect rules by the people of Tianmingjiao. From then on, all the people in the sect have nothing to worry about, and they only care about Tianmingjiao.Those believers who can't be ruthless will be "cut off from the world".
The male lead acted carefully, practiced earnestly, and finally stood out in the competition like raising a gu, and secured the position of the young leader.
On the other side, the heroine was expelled and beaten by the pharmacy owner because she had no money. She fought for a long time in a panic, and finally returned to the ruined temple with nothing.She found that Wen Haijie had disappeared, and she was terrified, but she had to accept the reality.
Since then, she has been thinking about Wen Haijie, not believing that he is dead, and wandering alone in the rivers and lakes, learning a lot of skills.
At the age of 15, she was injured and was taken in by a reclusive chef.The old man used to be the imperial chef of Zhuyun Kingdom. Because of his inadvertent study of dishes, the dishes presented to the concubine had something that caused her allergies. Emperor Ning Heng ordered his right hand to be cut off and expelled from the palace.After recovering from her injury, Xiao Nanyue decided to worship him as a teacher to carry forward the old man's craftsmanship, so she followed him for five years to learn art seriously.This girl is extremely talented in this field, and she has surpassed her master in just five years.
After the old man passed away, the heroine was only twenty years old.She began to continue wandering, looking for the person she cared about all over the world.
These are facts of natural progression until three months ago.
However, when Han Yanghao came to this world, he found: Oh, what a standard gossip routine!
From then on, all the developments became hard to watch - because the first thing someone did was to pinch a golden finger with Yuanli and throw it to Xiao Nanyue, and bad-heartedly set that at least The activation formula shouted out at 50 decibels: "Magical Girl Transformation!"
The content of the following text is not as eye-catching as this frenzied copywriting. Ji Wenyuan flipped through it at a very fast speed, and found that Han Yanghao did not really make the heroine shout out the extremely shameful golden finger opening slogan.
To be precise, she yelled, but she didn't know what she was yelling.
Because this slogan is written in the language of the source world, people in this world will neither know the meme nor what the sentence is talking about.
Han Yanghao had already distributed a script to all the kids while he was reading it, and after seeing him finish it, he said maliciously: "This time it's an emotional script, Mr. Ji, you can teach them how to break up a loving young couple." .”
Onlookers: Senior Han, you will be struck by lightning if you dismantle the CP, do you know? !
However, Dr. Han, who is very clear about their psychological activities, continued earnestly: "Of course, if they are true love, they must be inseparable. Adding some twists and turns can actually enhance the relationship, haha."
Youngsters: The last "hehe" is so ironic!
Han Yanghao: "It doesn't matter if it can't be dismantled. I'll be merciful and wait for the plot to end for a few years, and everything will be fine. Of course, the cycle of this new script is short, only two months."
Boys: =皮= But if you use the method of procrastination to solve it, it will take at least one year overtime!This adds up to one year and two months! Wow!Obviously the plot on the other side will start again in two months! ! !
After reading it for the second time, Ji Wenyuan closed the script and put it away.He frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "Then what should you do?"
The "you" here refers to Han Yanghao's identity as the commander of the imperial guards. In the new script, Ying Shan Zibai lives alone in the valley without anyone to accompany him.
Han Yanghao obviously understood.He twirled the fox demon inner alchemy around his fingertips, and said with a smile: "Of course I brought the inner alchemy back to the palace, but you, Ying Shan Zibai, got rid of me with your superb skills and left."
Ji Wenyuan was silent for two seconds, looking helplessly at Han Yanghao.
Doing so would obviously arouse the emperor's suspicion and rejection, coupled with Linyuan Layman's agitation, it would be completely impossible for him to sneak into the palace and assassinate the princess by using his original enshrined status two months later.The only feasible way is to sneak in and assassinate secretly, avoiding all the inspections of the guards as in the script.
But in this way, as a character who has not broken away from the plot limit, "Ying Shan Zibai was caught by Linyuan layman and handed over to the emperor, and the assassination failed" This is the inevitable plot-that is to say, even if he has the ability to avoid all The guard's sight and the assassination succeeded, he also had to be caught.
The only room for manipulation lies in the more than two months when he was outside the palace.
This period of time is a gap reserved for the rational collapse of the plot, and he must find at least one person who can help him in his assassination plan in these two months as a reason for not being caught by layman Linyuan.But it can't be done too deliberately...
In short, the original normal difficulty has been forcibly pulled to the hard mode by his family's doctor who loves to be a monster.
"Okay, I'm leaving." Han Yanghao blinked at him, then waved his hands and turned to leave without hesitation.
Ji Wenyuan watched him go out of sight, then turned and walked towards the south - this time the character he played, the plot started in a valley in the south of the Yangtze River.
This script with a head-numbing name can actually be summed up in one sentence: the heroine who has won the golden finger helps the heroine who has never forgotten her to kill the villain who broke them up and reach the pinnacle of life.
As for the specific plot, it is as follows:
The heroine of the script is named Xiao Nanyue, a daughter of a landlord with a decent family background.She was lively and cheerful since she was a child, and she was inseparable from Wen Haijie, the youngest son of the housekeeper in her family's house.However, when he was nine years old, there was a big change, and bandits in the south of the Yangtze River were rampant, and the entire Xiao family was slaughtered. Only Wen Haijie and Xiao Nanyue, who were out to play at that time, escaped by luck.
The two young children fled here together after despair, and finally settled in a dilapidated temple.During the day, Wen Haijie went out to look for food, while Xiao Nanyue prayed for him in the temple or made some small things to sell for money; at night, the two snuggled up by the fire to keep warm.
Three years passed in peace and stability. One day, it rained suddenly. Wen Haijie didn't have time to find a shelter from the rain. His whole body was drenched, and he developed a high fever that night.Xiao Nanyue was so worried that she had no choice but to leave her in the temple and go out in the rain to find a doctor.But coincidentally, not long after she left, Qin Xiuyu, the leader of the demon cult "Tianming Sect", came to this ruined temple.
Qin Xiuyu's reason for leaving the Holy Mountain of the Demon Sect this time was to find a suitable successor.He found that the male protagonist in a coma had good bones, so he brought him back to Tianmingjiao and left to continue looking for candidates.After the male lead woke up, he found that he had come to a strange place. Precociously, he calmly explained his situation from the mouths of the people around him, and did not reveal the existence of Xiao Nanyue out of caution.
And his caution just happened to save the heroine's life.
The name of Tianmingjiao comes from their core exercises, and the preface to the practice of the top-level exercise called "Jiuyou Tianmingjue" wrote: "Jiuyou Tongming, go up to ask ghosts and gods, go down Connecting to the Yellow Spring, everything is inseparable. The cultivator is ruthless and cuts off the ties of the world.".This sentence was written into the sect rules by the people of Tianmingjiao. From then on, all the people in the sect have nothing to worry about, and they only care about Tianmingjiao.Those believers who can't be ruthless will be "cut off from the world".
The male lead acted carefully, practiced earnestly, and finally stood out in the competition like raising a gu, and secured the position of the young leader.
On the other side, the heroine was expelled and beaten by the pharmacy owner because she had no money. She fought for a long time in a panic, and finally returned to the ruined temple with nothing.She found that Wen Haijie had disappeared, and she was terrified, but she had to accept the reality.
Since then, she has been thinking about Wen Haijie, not believing that he is dead, and wandering alone in the rivers and lakes, learning a lot of skills.
At the age of 15, she was injured and was taken in by a reclusive chef.The old man used to be the imperial chef of Zhuyun Kingdom. Because of his inadvertent study of dishes, the dishes presented to the concubine had something that caused her allergies. Emperor Ning Heng ordered his right hand to be cut off and expelled from the palace.After recovering from her injury, Xiao Nanyue decided to worship him as a teacher to carry forward the old man's craftsmanship, so she followed him for five years to learn art seriously.This girl is extremely talented in this field, and she has surpassed her master in just five years.
After the old man passed away, the heroine was only twenty years old.She began to continue wandering, looking for the person she cared about all over the world.
These are facts of natural progression until three months ago.
However, when Han Yanghao came to this world, he found: Oh, what a standard gossip routine!
From then on, all the developments became hard to watch - because the first thing someone did was to pinch a golden finger with Yuanli and throw it to Xiao Nanyue, and bad-heartedly set that at least The activation formula shouted out at 50 decibels: "Magical Girl Transformation!"
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