Live dismantling routines

When holographic technology is applied to ordinary people, the biggest problem is the burden on the spirit.So just two hours later, the live broadcast "game" of China Unicom Yuanjie Network was over.And the opening time of the next game will be the next day—converted to this world, it will be more than 20 days later.

However, as the awakened ones, those little bastards definitely couldn't spend time with ordinary people, so only 10 minutes later, the second batch of "[-] troops" arrived on the battlefield again.

When Ji Wenyuan saw the group of awakened boys who had already labeled themselves "GM" say that there was a second batch of Earth viewers, the "murderous look" in his eyes almost made them think that they were about to die.

Ji Wenyuan: There is no end!

Seeing his stern face, Han Yanghao couldn't hold back his laughter, and when Ji Wenyuan turned his gaze to him, Han Yanghao couldn't help saying: "Hey, that's fine, I'll come to the next batch. Isn't this very interesting?"

Ji Wenyuan expressed his disapproval of the "interesting" evaluation with his eyes.

Heipijun smiled and patted him on the shoulder, looking like two good brothers: "Come on, God Ji, don't embarrass yourself if you don't want to talk nonsense, anyway, I am good at all the things you are not good at, um..."

Ji Wenyuan calmly let go of Jun Ye's lapel, got up as if he had done nothing, and walked out of the scope of the sky-peeping mirror.

Han Yanghao: "..."

[Mist grass, my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are about to go blind]

[Selling anti-show glasses in the front row...]

【report!Here are two big guys showing their affection! 】

Han Yanghao coughed, stared and said, "Shut up, little bastards, when you should pretend to be blind, you should act blind decisively. This is the philosophy of life!"

On the other side, Ji Wenyuan had already come to the edge of the dense forest, and looked at the smoke rising far below the cliff.Although he came out this time not to give up and run away as the emperor was worried about, but it was not to find the elixir for the princess as he said.

Just like Ying Shan Zibai's fate written into the script from the beginning, he is destined to be an enemy of the royal family—unless the emperor suddenly changes his mind and loves the country and the people, and abandons his beloved Princess Shaole for many years—of course it is impossible.

So Ji Wenyuan came out this time with two purposes, one is to inspect the lives of the common people, and the other is to go to the place where Princess Shaole suffered to find the fox demon who attacked her.The former should have happened after Ying Shan Zibai escaped from prison, paving the way for him to make up his mind to fight against the royal family in the future; while the latter was not in the original plot, but was added temporarily by him.

It is not difficult to find out what happened to Princess Shaole four months ago, so Ying Shanzibai also knows about the fox demon at this time.However, even if the palace people mentioned that the fox demon attacked the princess, they would not have the courage to criticize the princess' evil deeds. Therefore, Ying Shanzibai did not feel displeased with her at this time, but relied on the superficial belief that the fox demon did it. evil.

He went to look for the fox demon this time to give the fox demon a chance to cleanse himself—of course, the superficial reason was to collect the demon, forcing it to return the princess' life energy and take back the remaining demon power in the princess' body.

Now the two of them crossed the dense forest and came to the high cliff at the other end.This place is about [-] meters above the ground, and it would be hard to estimate how much time it would take if we took a detour.Ji Wenyuan calculated silently in his heart, and felt that even with his current body's rubbish skills, he could land an eight-foot man intact, so he walked back and prepared to jump off the cliff with his doctor.

I just walked through a corner of the woods, and I happened to hear the military master over there saying: "What? What type do I like?"

Ji Wenyuan was slightly taken aback, and his footsteps also stopped.

"Then there's no need to ask!" Master Jun sighed, "Of course she is a fat beauty who is 1.8 meters tall and weighs [-] catties!"

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

"Heavy? Please, why is this anchor so heavy! Let me tell you, a beauty with this proportion feels the best in the hand, soft and firm. It won't be so heavy that it will crush your bed partner to death, and it's very comfortable to lie on. ...What? That’s right, I’ve experienced it myself, I’m not going to lie to you because my surname is Han.”

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

He stood in the shadow of the woods and looked towards Junye, and with his superb eyesight, he easily saw the skypeeping mirror floating in mid-air. He saw that now a new batch of earth viewers are frantically swiping "Junye 666", "Anchor Niubi"...

Then soon someone saw him standing in an inconspicuous corner.

[Hey hey hey!Is that over there the Bingshan anchor my cousin mentioned? 】

[The anchor looks at someone behind! 】

[Turn around quickly!I want to see the handsome guy! 】

Jun Ye glanced at him sideways, then turned his head and said without changing his expression: "Well, that is Ying Shan Zibai, the anchor of the previous batch, but now he and I have switched shifts, and now the live broadcast is the Imperial Guard Army of Zhuyun Kingdom Chang Han Yanghao's tragic career as a follower. Ying Shan Zibai is now a standard native, so don't try to flirt with him."

[The anchor is talking nonsense again 23333]

[The anchor, tell me who you are? 】

[Getting off work = erasing memory? ? ! ! 】

Jun Ye: "Of course not. During our live broadcast, it is the AI ​​intelligence that operates the body. When the AI ​​is removed from the body, there are only indigenous NPCs left."

All the awakened ones: "..." Boss Han is so good at talking, we almost believed it.

It was rare for Ji Wenyuan to have the same idea as the group of diving Awakened brats.He originally wanted to take Han Yanghao to jump off the cliff and take a shortcut, but now...Han anchor said it so clearly, shouldn't he, an "indigenous NPC", respect his personality?

After two seconds of careful thinking, he resolutely gave up the ooc idea of ​​taking the military master for a ride, turned around and left on his own.

The audience who had been paying attention to the Taoist priest in white in the corner of the camera gloated immediately:

[Hahahaha, anchor, you were abandoned by the Taoist chief hahahaha]

【Xi Da Pu Ben 23333】

[Anchor, your mate selection criteria scare away the Taoist priest hhhhh]

[Face and face! ! !I haven't seen the face yet! ! ! 】

【Hurry up and catch up!I want to see the handsome Bingshan guy my cousin said! ! ! 】

【Everyone is responsible for abandoning the scumbag hahahaha】

【Prosperous and fiery in a trance】

Han Yanghao was slightly startled, raised his thick eyebrows, and immediately turned around to catch up with Ji Wenyuan: "Daoist Yingshan! Daoist!"

Ji Wenyuan pretended not to hear.

[Daoist: I don't know this person (disgusting face)]

[Taoist leader: Scumbag, take your three-hundred-pound fat beauty, don't come looking for the poor! 】

[Taoist leader: I'm afraid this person is sick (pointing to the brain)]

[2333 Upstairs High Energy! 】

【Anchor, have you seen it hahahahahaha】

[Laughing pig screams hahahaha hiccup]

While chasing Ji Wenyuan, Jun Ye looked at the mirror and said solemnly: "Master, he must be mine, how could he despise me."

[Anchor, you have the ability to catch up with the Taoist leader before saying this sentence]

[Anchor bragging does not require money]

[The anchor's face is as big as a millstone]

Ji Wenyuan, who has been silently paying attention to this side with his mental strength, wanted to laugh for no reason.Regarding the "6000-jin fat beauty" that Han Yanghao said, he is probably the only one who knows what he refers to - more than [-] years ago, he was tricked by the will of the world once and possessed a fat man who was unlucky.Since then, Dr. Han's aesthetics has been a little crooked, and he was even found secretly calculating the possibility of coexistence of eight-pack abs and three hundred catties of fat...

Obviously that was impossible, so in the end that guy gave up this magical subject.

Not long after, Ji Wenyuan stopped on the edge of the high cliff again, looking for a more convenient angle to use.At this time, Han Yanghao had already chased after him, holding the package and asked, "Master Yingshan, you are..."

Ji Wenyuan glanced back at him, and jumped off the cliff without saying a word.

Han Yanghao: Confused.jpg

[Fuck, the Taoist priest couldn't bear the humiliation, so he committed suicide by jumping off a cliff! 】

[Damn it! ! !Anchor, you forced people to jump off a cliff! ! ! 】

【Ahhhhh!Scumbag anchor, please reflect on it! ! ! 】

The whistling wind hung over his cheeks, and his robe was rattled by the wind.The weightlessness of falling from a high altitude makes people feel the excitement of facing death, but for Ji Wenyuan, it doesn't feel scary, after all, he has calculated before jumping off.

When it was about ten meters away from the ground, Ji Wenyuan suddenly stretched out his legs and kicked out, which happened to kick on a protruding rock.The huge shock force directly cut off his falling trajectory, and he moved obliquely to the side for several meters before slowly starting to fall again.He moved several times in the same way, and when he finally landed, his whole body was not in the slightest distress, and he was still dressed in white as elegantly as snow.

Audience: Wucao, Dacheng level light work?

Han Yanghao, who was squatting on the top of the cliff looking down, blew his whistle, and looked at Ji Wenyuan who was looking up from below: "My god, I'm so handsome."

[Anchor, do you still remember your [-]-pound fat beauty? 】

[Pin Dao calculated, Ying Shan Zibai should only weigh [-] grams. 】

[Clam clack clack god damn three hundred grams! 】

After landing on the ground, Ji Wenyuan subconsciously raised his head to look at Han Yanghao, and saw him looking out from the top of the cliff. Even though he was far away, the look in his eyes gave him a bad feeling.

"The anchor can now prove that the Taoist leader is mine, do you believe it or not?" Han Yanghao said in a low voice, but kept his eyes on Ji Wenyuan without looking at Tianjing, "Is there a bet? If I win, you will obediently present the treasure. "

[Come, come, come, the front row is watching the anchor roll over. 】

【The ingot in this seat is already hungry and thirsty】

[The anchor will overturn if blocked by a night pearl]

Han Yanghao squinted at the sky-peeping mirror, with a wicked smile on his face.Before everyone could react, he suddenly fell forward and fell off the cliff as if someone pushed him from behind.

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

[I'm going to die wow! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

Ji Wenyuan's pupils shrank slightly, but then the ambiguous smile on Han Yanghao's face appeared in his mind again.

This guy... is on purpose!

But even if he knew that Han Yanghao was messing around, it was impossible for him to watch him fall to the ground.Immediately, Ji Wenyuan rushed back to the bottom of the cliff in the opposite direction, and simply turned around and leaped in mid-air to catch the military master who was falling at an accelerated rate.

"boom!"

Inertia knocked the two of them to the ground, and the splashing dust spread with loud noise.

Ji Wenyuan half-closed his eyes to prevent the dust from entering his eyes, managed to stand firm in the pit, and threw the military master who was in his arms to the edge of the pit with his backhand.

Han Yanghao staggered two steps and stood up, staring fixedly at the deep pit that gradually appeared in the dust.Ying Shan Zibai still stood firmly, but the white robe was not so dazzling because it was covered with a layer of dust.He propped his knees in silence for a while, then raised his eyes and gave Han Yanghao a cold look, and walked out of the deep pit without saying a word, and walked towards the village he saw before.

Catching an eight-foot man who fell from a height in a hurry was still too much for his current frail body, and now his leg muscles were a little injured.Of course, this is nothing to him, and it is easy to heal, but what really makes him angry is...

Han Yanghao casually put himself in danger again.

Although he knew that this was not a danger at all for the awakened ones, and Han Yanghao would never mess around with things that could really endanger them, but this is not the reason why this guy can casually hurt himself.

But no matter how many times he said it, the man always fell on deaf ears.

Han Yanghao watched his back as he walked away, touched his chin and said to himself, "It seems... I've overdone it again."

[Oh my god, the Taoist priest actually picked it up! 】

[From now on, Ying Shan Zibai will be my husband!handsome!out!sky!occasion! 】

["Dongfeng Drunken" presented an "Yuanbao": the car didn't overturn]

【No!Do not believe!Obviously, the Daoist leader couldn't bear to see death without saving him!Anchor, you are lying! 】

[Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast]

Han Yanghao glanced at the sky mirror, not in the mood to chat with them anymore, so he hurriedly chased after Ji Wenyuan.

……

The two stopped and stopped all the way, crossed thousands of miles of land boundaries, and finally approached the mountain forest where Princess Shaole once met the thousand-year-old fox demon.Along the way, as the distance from Shangjing got farther and farther, Ji Wenyuan witnessed with his own eyes that the prosperity of Zhuyun Kingdom revealed its decayed essence as if peeling off its gilded gorgeous appearance, from singing and dancing to prosperity, to poverty, from Brocade clothes and fine clothes, until the clothes are barely covered, it is like two worlds are separated in just a thousand miles.

Before leaving the mountain, the first person Ying Shan Zibai met was Duan Wangshizi.Before he could see the chaos under the rule of Zhuyun Kingdom, he was invited all the way to the extremely luxurious Shangjing Imperial City. Just because of his natural hostility to monsters and subconscious pity for humans, he decided to rescue the princess.

This is a bit silly and a bit pathetic character.

Ji Wenyuan paid his own room fee and went up to the second floor of the hotel, while Jun Ye still followed him as before.

"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, see you next time."

He heard the voice of Han Yanghao saying these words from the next door, followed by the sound of the door being pushed open.

After a while, a vague outline of a person appeared on the oiled paper on the door and window of the room.Ji Wenyuan stared at the projection for a moment, then put down his book and got up to open the door for him.

As expected, it was Han Yanghao outside the door.

Rarely, he didn't smile at all, he just looked at Ji Wenyuan fixedly and said, "Are you still angry?"

"No."

Han Yanghao observed Ji Wenyuan's calm expression again, and followed him into the room with a frown: "You are not angry, why have you been so silent these two days, it's just..." It made him feel like he was back to the time when the two just met 7000 years ago. illusion.

Ji Wenyuan handed him a basin of jujube, and after thinking for a moment, he smiled: "Don't think about it." To be honest, getting angry only lasts for a while.After so many years, he has nothing to do with this person, it's so boring to always get angry over little things.

Han Yanghao raised his eyebrows to express his disbelief: "Impossible! The number of times you talked in the past two days is obviously two-thirds less than before!" He emphasized again: "I have been counting!"

Ji Wenyuan didn't want to say at all that it was because Han Yanghao's live broadcast always affected his interest in speaking—although this was true, it sounded like how much he disliked Han Yanghao's entertainment activities.So he resolutely changed the topic after two seconds of silence: "Go back and sleep well, I will see my fellow clan tomorrow."

Han Yanghao: "... from the same family?"

After three seconds of silence.

"Wait! Mr. Ji, what do you mean? Are you trying to call me a vixen?! You... um..."