Live dismantling routines

Ying Shan Zibai's roles are said to be few and far between, but overall they are only concentrated in a few time periods.But now that Ji Wenyuan's Ping An Butterfly has lost the imprisoned plot, and even the "Prison Break" that brought him to the next appearance does not exist, then his next plot time will be "Latent from the Palace, Assassinate Princess Shaole" 82 days later.

So, now he has a full 82 days of salted fish time.

Ji Wenyuan originally planned to stay in the palace, and then teach the group of youngsters the "basic knowledge" they hadn't learned.Who would have thought that those little guys first protested with silence, then made a weak "voice of resistance" "unbearable to be oppressed by the demon teacher", and finally used kaomoji to cross the space to say "Please don't teach this, wow, give me Dad is kneeling!" The strong emotion conveyed...

Therefore, the final result is that the veteran cadre Ji Wenyuan decided to start the next teaching task: Survival in the Wilderness - Gaowu Edition.

As for why it is called the Gaowu version?

audience:"……"

In the depths of the dense forest, where a stream connects to a lake, two figures are sitting side by side.One of them was wearing a white loose Taoist robe, holding a fly whisk in his arms; the other was a burly man, with a dark short jacket and bronze skin, he could be seen as a general.

And they are holding two fishing rods made from branches in their hands...

Maybe a fishing rod?

Well, it could also be washing branches.

In short, each of the two men held a slender branch about one meter long that had just been broken from a tree, and then kept the posture of hanging the tip of the branch in the water, and squatted motionless.

Audience: "..." Boss, what exactly does he want to do?It's been 10 minutes! Wow!

Yes, since Ji Wenyuan started today's live broadcast 10 minutes ago, he hasn't said a word until now.

In the picture, Ji Wenyuan's eyebrows moved slightly, and he looked at a part of the stream - there was a faint black shadow hidden in the stream with mud and sand.Ji Wenyuan's hand holding the branch shook slightly, and the top of the branch left ripples on the water surface like mosquitoes falling into the water...

About half a minute later, the branch in his hand sank suddenly, and Ji Wenyuan quickly raised his hand without hesitation, only to see a one-foot-long fish being thrown out of the water to a height of two meters with a "crash".Then Ji Wenyuan picked up a knuckle-sized stone on the ground and held it between his two fingers. With a flick of his fingers, the stone hit the fish in mid-air at a speed that was hard to distinguish with the naked eye, directly hitting the hapless fish. The fish flew to the other side.

Audience: =口=Damn it, you don’t need to study at all!Damn, if we had this ability, we would have done everything by fishing with bare hands! !

However, after the first round of offline complaints, the audience summed up and felt: there should be applause here.

So one after another began to send bullet screens to cheer:

[Big boss is indeed a big boss! 】

【Daily worship boss orz】

[The boss is handsome and handsome! ! ! 】

Ji Wenyuan: "..."

Why do these little brats have such a strong desire to survive? !

In fact, the sycophants over there are tearfully questioning the enthusiastic comrades who posted the barrage before saying that they want to connect to the earth network: "What the hell! How long will it take! It will be done!!!!"

Enthusiastic comrade Xiao Li: "Soon! Immediately! 2 minutes!"

Ji Wenyuan didn't know what the cubs were eagerly looking forward to, but he just got up and went to the other side of the river to pick up the fish and put them in the prepared wooden bucket.Then I raised my eyes, the Awakeneds who got the quasi-letter breathed a sigh of relief after torturing their little friends, and finally relaxed a little, and they will send out bullet screens:

[Boss, what are you doing? 】

[Isn’t it more convenient to use hands when fishing? 】

【The military master seems to be the one guarding the door of Xingyue Pavilion before...】

Ji Wenyuan was a little surprised that they suddenly found the key point, but he was very relieved and didn't delve into it: "Today's teaching content is 'how to maintain a good image in the wild'."

Awakened ones: =口=What? ! !

The innocent and young people were dazed by this topic, and finally someone uttered the ultimate question with a trembling soul:

[Isn't today Survival in the Wilderness? ! 】

"How is it possible? That kind of thing is available on the Internet in the source world, and it is not common in every world. What we teach is pretending."

The little boys were stupefied, and after they were stunned, they realized belatedly: Huh?The voice you spoke just now is not right?

Take a closer look: Master Jun? ? ! ! ! ! !

The man who had been squatting on the ground without making a sound before had dropped the branch and stood up, rubbed his wrists and walked to Ji Wenyuan's side, then lay down on him, and said hello to the sky mirror: "Hello, comrades!" ,We meet again."

Ji Wenyuan glanced at him, said nothing, took out his dagger and started killing fish.

However, the awakened brats on the other side were frightened by his words.

[Senior Han, Han, Han! ! ! 】

[This tone, my God!This height, my God!This temperament, oh buy Karma! 】

[Why did the beautiful and fair Master Guoshi become a black-skinned military master ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

Han Yanghao's face looks serious and upright now, he looks as upright as Mr. Ji.However, when he looked at a certain barrage and showed his signature half-smile, everyone immediately noticed the evil, maddening, snake-spirited temperament that couldn't be washed off from him: "Oh? Black-skinned military master?"

After the barrage was so frightened that it stopped refreshing, he suddenly grinned: "Very good, I like this setting."

Audience: Have you already used it?

At this moment, a young man who had been diving for a long time and couldn't understand the situation broke into the barrage field with excitement and pride:

[Boss, big brother, the promotion of the earth holographic equipment is completed, and the first batch of viewers will be connected to the screen channel in 2 minutes! 】