[comprehensive] as a system

"System, didn't you say that this thing called Huozha Gongdan can kill everyone? Why didn't Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao die??"

"The single-body defense data provided by the host is inaccurate."

"Asshole!! What do you mean the data I provided is inaccurate?"

"This system takes the defense of the host as the benchmark, and doubles the lethality based on this to set the attack power of the Huo Zha Gong Shan. Fifty Huo Zha Gong Shan in the skyscraper can definitely kill [-] Huo Zha Gong Shan. People who are the same as hosts. Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao are not among them."

"What's the use of saying this now? Who told you to take me as a standard??"

"The host didn't specify the criteria when exchanging the Huozha Gong order, and the system automatically matched the nearest natural person as the host."

“I am [email protected]&$*&#…”

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"Prince Xiangyang, there are witnesses and evidence, and he will be arrested if he is not tied up!"

"God is going to kill me!!!!"

——Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness, King of Xiangyang, beheaded for rebellion and died.

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"Asshole system! Come out for me!!"

"Host, I've been here all along."

"You've been here? Then why didn't you agree when I called you just now?"

"I'm doing self-examination, and recently I found out that I..."

"It's okay, stop talking nonsense, my face! What's the matter with my proud face? What's the matter with these red bumps?!! Didn't you say that the beauty pill you gave has no side effects??!!!"

"It is recommended that the host carefully study the instructions for use when exchanging in the future. The price of this beauty pill is low..."

"Wait, what instructions?"

"Host, did you say earlier that you don't want to use all your points to exchange for jewels? Obviously, the most useful thing in the system store is the genetic modification medicine that improves skills and IQ."

"Are you mocking me? Don't talk about those things that are useful or useless. The worst thing I did was to believe you! Tell me! What happened to my face??!"

"Okay. Let me read the instructions for the basic beauty pill again: each pill of this beauty pill can increase the charm value by a little bit, and it can be used repeatedly, and the maximum charm value can be increased to the full value."

"I've been promoted to full value, Li Xunhuan is about to come and hire me, what's wrong? I'm asking you for my face!!"

"Host, don't worry, there is another sentence in the instruction manual."

"Say it!"

"If you use this beauty pill to increase your charm value by more than 30%, you need to pay attention. The active ingredients in the basic beauty pill act on genes. When the ingredients gather in large quantities, they may have a rejection reaction to other people's DNA."

"……Gone?"

"Yes, all instructions for use have been explained."

"So? What do you mean? What's the matter? What's going on??"

"DNA, also known as deoxyribonucleic acid, is carbon-based organisms..."

"Don't talk so much, I don't understand!!! I'll just ask you why my face is like this now!!"

"Simply put, the host uses the lowest-level genetically modified pills to increase his own charm to full value. On this premise, he has in-depth communication with multiple opposite sexes, causing a rejection reaction of DNA disorder."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xiao Li Feidao and Lin Xian'er died of vomiting blood due to disfigurement.

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"Impossible! If you break the mirror, you will..."

"I said earlier that it is not easy to be fooled by Chu Xiangshuai, who is famous all over the world. What else did my good apprentice tell you?"

"you……"

"Hahahahaha, Chu Liuxiang, I'll make you understand right now—do you think this mirror is my most cherished thing? Do you know that as long as I want to, I can appreciate my own beauty with the eyes of nothingness?"

"..."

"Drip! Boss, Boss, the Eye of Nothingness you exchanged earlier has just expired today. Please exchange it if you need to renew it~ Renewal is 15% cheaper than buying~ But this is already more expensive, Boss, your balance is still much worse say..."

"What?! No!! The garbage system misunderstood me!!!!!!"

In the legend of Chu Liuxiang, Shi Guanyin, when he lost his mind because he could not see his own beauty, was attacked by the protagonist and died.

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L-x2891-29c just broke away from the host.

Ah, another one died so sad~

I've been getting more and more emotional lately...

Forget it, the system is broken.

Originally, its auxiliary artificial intelligence should not have "emotions", and this is not the first time this has happened (づ╥﹏╥)づ

Before carrying out the task, the central system said that their latest models had only a one in ten million chance of encountering system evolution, and whoever knew it would let it catch up.

Posted a bug report to the central system, no response.

God knows, the whole system of L-x2891-29c was confused when it was discovered for the first time.

The author has something to say: a new article has opened.

It’s been a few years since I’ve written. I don’t even want to read the old works I wrote a few years ago. I don’t want to read the series after a few years...

I want to write something interesting this time, but I haven’t written it for several years. I don’t know if I can hold on to it.I write whatever I want, everyone can take a look~