The mountains of martial arts rumors have trees and trees have branches

patio, night.The moonlight is bright and clear, hanging high.

Xiao Guo was dressed in white, with long black hair hanging down his shoulders.Holding the white noodles, Tong Xiangyu looked around and shook his head, "White is white enough. I was shocked when I saw it, but I still feel that something is missing?"

Guo Furong: Really?Give me the mirror, wow... Isn't this too nasty?

Tong Xiangyu: I am not a person, how can I scare her!

Guo Furong: Let's talk about it first, if something goes wrong with Xiao Bei, don't look for me.And if Dazui finds that the white flour is gone, you can figure it out yourself!

Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, I won't look for you. ...Are you sure that old man won't come back tonight?

Guo Furong laughed and said: "I'm sure I won't come back, you've confirmed it several times!"Don't worry, he is busy catching that flower-picking thief. He has been staring at him all night, so he has no time to come back.But I can warn you, after scaring Xiaobei, quickly pull me up.

Tong Xiangyu: Got it, got it.Really, I have said it several times.I heard Xiaobei's voice, hurry up, hurry up.

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly hid in the kitchen, and Xiao Guo took advantage of the opportunity to drill into the well.

Holding the basket, Xiao Bei tiptoed in and whispered, "Sister Guo, sister Guo..."

Guo Furong's calm voice was like an ancient call: Mo Xiaobei...Mo Xiaobei....

Mo Xiaobei looked back at Xiao Guo's ghostly appearance and sat down on the ground in fright: "Huh? Who told me... ah... you... don't come here..."

Xiao Bei sat slumped on the ground, Xiao Guo was about to crawl out, but his clothes were hooked, and he struggled twice, but he couldn't get away, with a panicked look on his face.

Mo Xiaobei: Ghost, ghost...

Guo Furong: Shut up, if you keep arguing, I'll eat you, eat you.Come here, are you disobedient?If you don't come here again, I'll eat you!

Mo Xiaobei: Okay, okay, but Brother Ghost, why don't you come over?

Guo Furong: I... I'm too lazy to move!

Mo Xiaobei: Haha... If I'm right, I think you can't move, right?

Guo Furong nodded secretly in her heart, quite satisfied, not only her quick observation skills, but also her ability to quickly reverse the unfavorable situation, but it would be fine if she was a bystander, now let's deal with this little girl quickly, otherwise it's so cold .

Guo Furong said calmly, "Who... who said that?"I, I... I can fly!

Mo Xiaobei calmly said: Then you fly out and eat me!

Guo Furong gritted her teeth, this little girl was still very smart and casually said: I...why should I listen to you!

Mo Xiaobei lowered her head and picked up a stone and said: "I'll count to three, if you still can't fly, I won't be polite, three, two...

Guo Furong hurriedly said: Mo Xiaobei, you are so bold!

Mo Xiaobei didn't care. She threw it over and pretended to be confused, saying, "Where did the monsters come from, and they actually imitated my little sister Guo's speech."

Guo Furong couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, she had to say that it's no wonder that she is the head of the sect at such a young age, but now is not the time to be angry: "Mo Xiaobei! You are pretending to be stupid and I will never go around you!"

Mo Xiaobei continued to shout in surprise: ah?Whoa, whoa, how do you know my name?

Guo Furong became angry from embarrassment: Mo Xiaobei, I warn you, if you dare to come home late again in the future, I will eat you alive!

Mo Xiaobei cursed while throwing stones: Eat, eat, you should think about how to climb up.

Guo Furong roared angrily: Alright, Mo Xiaobei, you've almost got it, why don't you still throw it?Ouch... from the shopkeeper!Tong Xiangyu!

Mo Xiaobei turned around to look for someone: Huh?My sister-in-law is here too!Well, you guys conspired to scare me!

Guo Furong hurriedly disregarded the relationship and said: This has nothing to do with me!It was your sister-in-law's idea!You don't want me.

Tong Xiangyu walked out and scolded angrily: "I came home so late, tell me!"where have you beenWhy did you come home so late?

Mo Xiaobei felt wronged: I went up the mountain to pick mushrooms.

Tong Xiangyu wondered: What are you doing picking mushrooms?

Mo Xiaobei choked up and said, "I heard from Uncle Big Mouth that vegetables are expensive and hard to buy recently, so I went to pick some mushrooms to save some money."Woohoo, you guys are still scaring me.

Tong Xiangyu opened her eyes wide and wiped Xiao Bei's tears: Really?

Mo Xiaobei handed over the basket and said: "If you don't believe me, you can see for yourself. It's just such a small basket. I turned half of the hill, and even my feet are swollen!"

Tong Xiangyu: Then why didn't you say it earlier?

Mo Xiaobei: I want to give you a surprise, but I didn't expect... I treat you like a donkey with good intentions, so I will ignore you!

Tong Xiangyu grabbed her: where are you going?

Mo Xiaobei: Hmph, I don't want to see you anymore.woo woo woo...

Tong Xiangyu lifted her skirt and chased after him, shouting: Here it comes again...Xiao Bei, wait for me, sister-in-law is wrong, sister-in-law is sorry for you, Xiao Bei, don't run away!

Guo Furong yelled from behind: Hey, shopkeeper Tong Xiangyu, hey hey hey, you just left, then I... what should I do?Come on, help me, shopkeeper, don't let me see you again if you have the ability... Zhantang where are you?Woooo Zhantang... Save me... Zhantang!

Bai Zhantang stared at the inn in front of him in the cold wind and sneezed: "I'm freezing to death, Fu'er...hey, I don't know what Fuer is doing now?"

Guo Furong shivered in the well and said weakly, "Zhantang... Zhantang... where are you?"

Lobby

Early in the morning, Xiao Guo sat and sneezed, and Tong Xiangyu wiped everything with a rag with her sleeves bare.

Guo Furong sneezed and said: Don't just wipe the face, there are also corners and corners, as long as it is stained with dust, you have to wipe it.

Tong Xiangyu flicked the rag: Don't you need it?

Guo Furong blew her nose and said, "It's fine if you don't want to wipe it, Axie, anyway, I will hate you for the rest of my life!"

Tong Xiangyu with her hips on her hips: Hey, I've admitted my mistake, I've swept the floor and wiped the table, isn't that enough?

Guo Furong continued to blow her nose: How about we switch?You also drilled in the well all night?No matter how much you shout, no one will come to rescue you. In the middle of the night, the cold wind is blowing and the moon is shining... If you don't work, I will tell Zhantang that you abused me.

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly wiped the table and bowed his head to work: Don’t dare, can I wipe it?

But he still whispered, it didn't take long, didn't Wushuang save you!

Guo Furong sneezed and immediately glared at Tong Xiangyu and said, "What are you talking about, I'll tell you, you should concentrate on what you want to do, and do it well. Look at the table you wiped."

Tong Xiangyu was about to retort when he saw Bai Zhantang yawning and holding a knife in the door and said, "Hey, it's fresh today, what's up with the shopkeeper's work, the sun is coming out from the west? Or the shopkeeper wants to experience my wife son's life?"

As soon as Tong Xiangyu saw Lao Bai, he immediately went over to block Xiao Guo's sight with his body and said stiffly: "Hehehehehe...you haven't eaten breakfast yet, I'll ask Wushuang to cook for you...hehehe Wushuang"

Wu Shuang came out from the back hall and said, "What's the matter, shopkeeper, hey brother, are you back? Have you eaten yet?"

Bai Zhantang wondered why his Fuer didn't say anything today, so he wanted to go over to see what happened, but was stopped by Tong Xiangyu, Bai Zhantang frowned and said, "Shopkeeper, why are you blocking me? I'm not looking for you, I'm just looking Fuer, why is Fuer silent!"

Tong Xiangyu stammered: "Ahem...Xiao Guo...she...she has pimples on her face, I'm afraid to scare you, that's right, right!! Xiao Guo!!" Arm threatened.

Xiao Guo felt the pain and let out a muffled snort.

Hesitation flashed in Bai Zhantang's eyes and immediately he didn't believe it, but he couldn't do anything to Tong Xiangyu, so he could only shout: "Wushuang, go and see what's wrong with your sister-in-law!"

Wushuang looked at Tong Xiangyu's threatening eyes and said, "I don't know anything about not eating, right? I'll make it for you right away."

Wushuang's dodge made Bai Zhantang even more suspicious.It happened that the scholar came out with a big yawn.The mouth is yelling and it's so noisy.

Tong Xiangyu glared at the two of them and said: "Xiucai clean up with big mouth, don't sleep anymore. Open the door for business. Big mouth, go make breakfast, and scholar will pour tea for Bai Tutou."

The scholar complained with soft eyes: "Lao Bai is not an outsider, so he falls on his own. Sisters..."

Tong Xiangyu stared, but the scholar had already gone back.

"Get out of the way!!!" After repeatedly obstructing Bai Zhantang to see his sweetheart, Bai Zhantang's face turned dark.

"That old white, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Tong Xiangyu moved away trembling.

Xiao Guo blew his nose and got dizzy, so dizzy that he couldn't hear them clearly. After holding back a sneeze for a long time, he finally couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Ah, ah, ah, I can't do it, ah, ah... ah." Just after finishing speaking, Passed out limply.

Bai Zhantang strode forward and pushed Tong Xiangyu over to catch Xiao Guo's body that was about to fall.

Seeing Lao Bai's nervous look, Tong Xiangyu's eyes flashed with disappointment. Although he had long believed that Lao Bai loved Xiao Guo, seeing it with his own eyes was a bigger blow.

Shopkeeper Qian appeared at the door of Tongfu Inn, leaning against the door with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Tong Xiangyu: Money shopkeeper?What's wrong with you?

Shopkeeper Qian: I didn't pay attention when I was walking, and accidentally knocked on the door.

The scholar came out with a meal and said, "Hey, this door is hard enough, it looks like the shopkeeper Qian's head is blue all over the head?"

Shopkeeper Qian: That’s right, knock on the door first, turn around and knock on the wall again, turn around again, knock on the door again, turn around again...

Wushuang smiled and came out with the soup and said with a teaser, "It's time to practice kung fu."

Shopkeeper Qian cried and said with a straight face: It would be fine if it was just practicing, and I would simply suffer.

Tong Xiangyu: Old Qian, tell me the truth, were these injuries caused by your wife?

Shopkeeper Qian: No, my wife is gentle and virtuous, beautiful and beautiful, how could she do this to me?

Dazui: You just have to be stubborn, and after a few more years, you will become a couplet.

Shopkeeper Qian: What link?

Dazui said: "One of the scholars will come."

The scholar smiled and said: "Shanglian, resist domestic violence, Xialian, call for social love, horizontal criticism, don't talk to strangers!"

Wushuang gave a thumbs up and high fived with Xiucai.

Everyone laughed.

Tong Xiangyu laughed for a while and scolded everyone angrily: "Okay, you should stop making sarcastic remarks. Old Qian already feels bad enough, right?"

Shopkeeper Qian: Hehe, hehe...

Tong Xiangyu: It's okay, if you have any bitterness, just pour it out, we can't help you, but you can listen.

Shopkeeper Qian lay down on the table and cried loudly, "Wuuuu, I can't live through this day."

Tong Xiangyu: Cry, cry, just cry...

It just seemed that Shopkeeper Qian was crying for a long time, and everyone listened impatiently while eating breakfast.

After eating, Wushuang looked around and asked Tong Xiangyu, "Master, where is my brother?"

Tong Xiangyu picked up the bowl of porridge and drank the last sip and replied unnaturally: "Xiao Guo is sick, your senior brother took her to see a doctor." Then she saw that the shopkeeper Qian was still crying and couldn't help being a little annoyed: "Don't cry, I'm crying I will send you back!"

Shopkeeper Qian said aggrievedly: "Woo, don't send me back, I'm dead"

Tong Xiangyu also said aggrievedly: My business here is not good, and finally a guest came, and I told you to run away crying!Those who didn’t know thought I was bullying you!

Tong Xiangyu: (patting the table) Enough is enough, if you cry again, I will send you home.

Shopkeeper Qian burst into tears: You...you treat me like this?

Tong Xiangyu: Oh, it's not that I won't make you cry, but you have to speak clearly, otherwise how can we help you?

Shopkeeper Qian: There is nothing to say, this is fate, and I deserve it.

While helping Wushuang clean up the dishes, Xiucai asked: What have you suffered?

Shopkeeper Qian: Hehe, do you know how to recite multiplication?

Lu Xiucai said: "Who do you underestimate, anyway, I am also selected as a scholar, let alone the multiplication formula even in foreign languages, I can also know it."

Shopkeeper Qian: Pooh, who asked you this.My lady's question is what is 138 times 256?Say it right away.

Xiucai: Give me an abacus, and I will calculate it for you within a second.

Shopkeeper Qian: I can’t tell, right? I slapped my mouth.

Everyone shouted.

Shopkeeper Qian: This is nothing, you know how to drink alcohol, right?Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin can all be eaten. What kind of melon can't be eaten?

Everyone said: what?

Money Treasurer: Fool

Tong Xiangyu: What's all this mess?

Shopkeeper Qian: Hehe, I can’t answer, and it’s just another snap.

Li Dazui: Does this make people alive?

Shopkeeper Qian: This is nothing, you know?Last night I slept soundly in the middle of the night, my wife suddenly raised my collar and asked me.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people can't do it together.What is this for?

Shopkeeper Qian: I didn't answer and she made me stand at the door all night.

Tong Xiangyu: So what is the answer?

Treasurer Qian: Dreaming

Everyone: Marrying a woman who knows martial arts is really a rough fate.

Shopkeeper Qian: Forget it, I still have to work.

Tong Xiangyu: Do you still have to work?

Shopkeeper Qian: I have to pick all the water in my house, I have to clean the hall and yard, and I have to clean the pawnshop's storeroom.

Li Dazui: Is that different? We do it too.

Shopkeeper Qian: It’s almost the same. You work and get paid, but I don’t.

Lu Xiucai: Such a large family business is yours, why do you need wages?

Shopkeeper Qian: Why? Of course I want to buy and eat.I drank porridge every day, and at most I ordered pickles. On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, I could only eat a salted egg, and she picked the yellow.

Tong Xiangyu: What did you do to make her treat you like this?

Shopkeeper Qian said embarrassingly: Hiding private money.

Everyone: How much?

Money shopkeeper: Three pennies of money.

Everyone: Huh?

Shopkeeper Qian: Tell me, do people live this kind of life?

Tong Xiangyu: Old Qian, you have suffered!

Shopkeeper Qian: Bitterness doesn’t matter, the main thing is hunger...Can I order something on credit?I wanted to say this just now when I saw you eating, but I was embarrassed.

Tong Xiangyu is proud: no problem, I have nothing else here, I have enough to eat, what do you want to eat?

Money Shopkeeper: Chicken Stew with Mushrooms

Li Dazui: Your request is too high, when will you give me the money.

Shopkeeper Qian: I will steal it from home tomorrow and pay back the money.

Tong Xiangyu is proud: wait, you can do it.

Shopkeeper Qian said faintly: There are white-cut mutton, braised knuckles, old duck and wax gourd...

Zhu Wushuang: Can you eat so much?

Shopkeeper Qian: Put some cumin, I can eat this table alive, believe it or not?

客房

After a lot of eating and drinking, there was a mess of cups and plates on the table, and the shopkeeper Qian lay on the bed, humming a little song and patting his stomach happily.

Zhu Wushuang came in and said: Do you still eat?If you don't eat, I can close the table.

Shopkeeper Qian: Don’t worry, you go to the kitchen and tell the kitchen to serve the stewed chicken with mushrooms quickly.I ordered it early.

Zhu Wushuang: You have eaten so much, can you still eat?

Shopkeeper Qian: I have enough to eat, what's the matter, I'm afraid I don't have money.

Zhu Wushuang stuck out his tongue: Alright, alright, it's really edible.

Shopkeeper Qian: Hurry up, if you delay a little longer, I'm hungry again

There was a lot of voices outside the door, and after a while, Mrs. Qian walked in with the dishes.

Madam Qian said, "You ordered this stewed chicken with mushrooms?"

Shopkeeper Qian: If it’s not me, it could be you... Why are you here?

Madam Qian: Did you eat all the dishes on the table?

Shopkeeper Qian: No...they force me to eat it, hold a knife to my neck, and cut it off if I don't eat it!

Madam Qian: Tsk tsk, what else are they forcing you to do?

Shopkeeper Qian: Nothing else, just eat, after eating this, eat that, look, I'm full...

Madam Qian: They didn't force you to kill me, did they?

Shopkeeper Qian: No?I am not familiar with them.

Mrs. Qian: Shut up, and you'll be talking nonsense.

Shopkeeper Qian hurriedly said: Ma'am, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again, if I do it again, I will be a human being.

Mrs. Qian: You are no longer human.Trash, go home and see how I deal with you, hum!Um?

Shopkeeper Qian: What's wrong?

Madam Qian: This soup is poisonous!

Shopkeeper Qian: Huh?This, this, this...

Mrs. Qian: What are you afraid of?I only said it was poisonous, but I didn't say it would cause death. This kind of mushroom is called anchovy. After eating it, the whole body will be paralyzed and fall into a coma, as if dead.

Shopkeeper Qian: What about after waking up?

Mrs. Qian: I woke up when I woke up, nothing happened except dizziness.

Shopkeeper Qian: Oh...then why did they bring it up?Could it be that he wanted to murder for money?

Shopkeeper Qian: But this...

Madam Qian: Look at your cowardly face, I despise you the most.If not... Forget it, turn your mind around.For a while, you will be like this.

Mrs. Qian said in Shopkeeper Qian's ear

Shopkeeper Qian nodded and persuaded with hesitation on his face: This is not good!

A flash of astonishment flashed in Madam Qian's eyes, and she quickly covered it up: "It's not good, it's not good, I'm your wife or Tong Xiangyu is your wife, you've always known that I've always wanted to bring this store over, and now it's a good thing that fell from the sky." Opportunity, do you think I can waste it?

Shopkeeper Qian said unwillingly: "That's fine."

A trace of sadness flashed in Madam Qian's eyes as she watched him go away.

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Tong Xiangyu looked panic-stricken, walking back and forth clutching her handkerchief.He muttered to himself, "What can I do? What can I do?"

Dazui held the melon seeds and said: It's not you that they are looking for, why are you so anxious?

Tong Xiangyu: What if something happens to the old money?

Dazui: What happened?

Tong Xiangyu said anxiously: Don't forget, Mrs. Qian has martial arts. When she turned around, she was anxious, and when she got angry, there was a click...

Lu Xiucai turned to Wushuang and said: Shopkeeper, you worry too much. They are husband and wife, so it's not as scary as you said. Besides, shopkeeper Qian is her husband, not your husband, so why are you so anxious.

Tong Xiangyu gave Xiucai a hard look: "Why am I so anxious, Lao Qian and I have been neighbors for so many years, haven't you seen Lao Qian's bruised face?"

Zhu Wushuang: Oh my shopkeeper, those are all skin traumas, they look scary, but they are actually nothing at all, they will be fine in two days.It can be seen that Mrs. Qian still has money in her heart.

Tong Xiangyu: That doesn't work either, I have to go upstairs to have a look, and you follow me too...

Zhu Wushuang shook his head: Shopkeeper, you can't tell clearly when you go up. In the affairs between husband and wife, if outsiders get too involved, it's crossing the line.You let Mrs. Qian have to misunderstand you.

The scholar also nodded in agreement.

Tong Xiangyu anxiously pointed at the three of them and said, "Look at the three of you, you can hide whenever you have something to do. It would be great if Zhantang coughed and Laobai was here."

Zhu Wushuang whispered: I can also martial arts, but isn't this useless?

Xiucai hurriedly touched his head to comfort him.Da Zui pretended not to see it.

Tong Xiangyu pulled Wushuang's sleeve fiercely and said: "No, you have to go with me, otherwise I don't feel relieved"

Wushuang quit and hid behind the scholar and continued to persuade: "Shopkeeper, if you go up to Shopkeeper Qian, maybe you will not only have a black nose and a swollen face."

While the two were defending, Shopkeeper Qian ran over in a panic and yelled loudly, "Something happened, something happened!"

Tong Xiangyu: What's the matter?

Shopkeeper Qian: My wife is leaving!

Tong Xiangyu: Then you should go out quickly.

Shopkeeper Qian: What are you talking about?She is lying in the room.

Tong Xiangyu: Then you said she left again, you are really interesting.

Shopkeeper Qian: Everyone is hard-pressed, how do we go?

Everyone said in unison: "It's hard!"