[comprehensive] my family

The old ancestor is the ancestor of all Gu players. He has lived for a long time, but he has never left his hometown in his life.

He is very capable, and what he is best at is letting tens of thousands of poisons fight wantonly, and then raise Gu King. He doesn't leave his hometown because his hometown is the place that is best at raising Gu, and there is no such place in other places. good.

When he experienced catastrophe and felt that he had been reborn, he was not surprised. How could a genius and villain like himself die so easily?

When he knew that he was reincarnated as an immortal, the only thing he was happy about was that he had been playing Gu for longer, and he could make up for all the previous regrets, making his Gu skills even stronger!

However, the ancestor is still somewhat dissatisfied with his current status. Although it has been a long time, the status of the original owner has a lot of work to do every day.

The original owner's occupation is 'Picking Fragrance Boy', and the name sounds very elegant, but he is actually just a modern postman.

No matter what era it is, there are always many people who burn incense and worship Buddha, bless themselves, bless their families, bless their loved ones, hope that everything goes well with the people they like, and hope that everything goes wrong with the people they are hostile to.

The gods and Buddhas worshiped will not stay in the temple all day to listen to the requests of ordinary people. At this time, the boy who picks incense needs to come forward.

The original book will select the most pious people from the wishes of these people, and then put their wishes in front of the gods and Buddhas, so that the gods and Buddhas can realize the wishes of mortals.

He said a thousand words and ten thousand, he was just a little soldier, he was so busy all day that he didn't even have time to play Gu.

When sneaking in, the ancestors began to search for bugs all over the heavens, wanting to practice Gu, but they still don't know what power the bugs in the heavens have.

He searched for bugs all over the world, only to find that he no longer envied the status of a god, the heavens were full of holy things, and there were no ugly bugs!

This is not scientific at all. If there are no insects, the dead bodies of animals and plants cannot be decomposed, which is not conducive to the cycle of nature at all.

The old ancestor almost delayed his job because of refining Gu, which directly annoyed the Queen Mother, and ordered him to be thrown into a prison for a month, so that people could contemplate behind closed doors.

The ancestors were very uncomfortable in the dungeon. Immortals need spiritual energy to cultivate, and they will suffer extremely in a place without spiritual energy, just like a fish in the desert.

He had nothing to do in it, so he started to study the prison directly.

Each of the 33 floors of the Heavenly Court is full of sunshine and spiritual energy, giving people a feeling of being in a celestial world, as if the whole world is filled with all kinds of beauty, without any darkness or dirt.

But the dungeon changed into another look. It was pitch black without any light, the humidity was heavy, and the aura was dry, as if it was a dead world.

He was locked up alone in the sky prison. The ancestor wandered around in the sky prison very leisurely, and suddenly found a kind of worm in it. It seemed that there were worms in this place in the heavenly court, and he immediately became interested.

This kind of bug is like a special product in the dungeon. When ordinary immortals come over, they will be very uncomfortable, and their spiritual energy will be sealed immediately, and they will become ordinary people.

But these bugs live very freely, and obviously have their own uniqueness.

He suddenly became interested, and began to study the bug carefully, hoping that a magical Gu could be cultivated in it.

He skillfully gathered all the bugs together, and then let them fight to their heart's content in a pit. As the number decreased, his mood became better and better, and he couldn't help humming a song.

The heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the sky prison are also very displeased with the environment in the sky prison, but they also understand this environment very well. The purpose of going to the sky prison is to suffer. Can you still let you stay in this quiet place? Can't practice?

If you can really cultivate in this place, it will not be a prison, and you will enjoy the blessings, not the sufferings.

The guards don't like to come here often. They often stand at the door and keep people from coming out.

There are not many prisoners in the sky prison. Although there are many gods and gods who commit crimes, there are not many people who enter the sky prison. It is like when the Tang monk and his disciples encountered many monsters on the road when they were learning scriptures in the West. But most of them have backgrounds. In the end, few of them were beaten to death by Monkey King, but returned to the sky.

The gods in the heavenly court are also like this. The timid ones are naturally trembling, and the courageous ones are all related. There are not many relatives of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother alone.

For example, the brothers and sisters of the two of them, as well as the seven fairies who were born, there are always a large group of people, Si Fan comes, elopes, and finally gives birth to a child of mixed blood, who is so talented that he demotes the child's parents to After more than ten years on the earth and more than ten days in the sky, this child will kill him and come to the sky to take revenge.

You are very righteous, heaven is inhumane, you dare to imprison my father and mother, I want to punch a hole in heaven!

People on the Jade Emperor's side didn't teach this child how to cultivate immortality, so how could this child still know the art of immortality?

I don't know how many people in the court that day did not deal with the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. If they dare not resist, they have no ability to resist, and they are not allowed to support a person to fight against them.

Anyway, they are a family, no matter who loses, they can make themselves happy.

There are fewer people going to the dungeon, so the conditions are getting worse and worse, but this is something we can't do without. After all, this place is still a symbol, so even if the conditions are not good, this place has been preserved.

There are fewer people staying, and the conditions are naturally getting worse, but some people don't care, the worse the conditions, the better, or else why come here to suffer?

Now the big place in the sky prison is occupied by the old ancestor alone, and the bugs in it are naturally his own. He is happy in his heart, and he is leisurely in the sky prison by himself. The heavenly soldiers who come to patrol occasionally see him like this , looked at each other in surprise: This kid must be crazy.

When the day when the ancestor lifted the ban came, there were still four worms left in his Gu, which was still far from the last step, and he still didn't want to leave.

Meals are also delivered in the sky prison. Although the gods don't need to eat, gods are also human, and occasionally have appetites, so when there are banquets in the sky, there will be all kinds of melons, fruits and pastries.

The inside is made of things full of aura, and it has no effect on itself.

The ancestors simply swallowed the crock pots they brought with them, and put these bugs in it, fearing that they would be "acclimatized", and carefully took a little soil from the sky prison and put them in, hoping that they would kill them. Come out with the final Gu.

The Heavenly Soldiers have never seen such a person before. When they arrived in the Heavenly Prison, it was like going on a tour. I don’t know, but they thought this kid had such a background, and he went to a place that was not what they thought at all.

Half a month later, the insects finally came out of the fight. This insect is very similar to something called Cordyceps sinensis. When there is no aura, it turns into a moss-like thing that grows on the ground and emits a faint light. When the aura reaches a certain level, it will turn into worms, move around freely, and find a suitable place for them to settle down. When the aura is exhausted, it will turn into moss and collect slowly.

Because of their ugly appearance and weak aura, no one pays attention to them. It happened that the ancestors took advantage of them, and now they are cultivating the second generation carefully.

When he has fully grasped the secret of the worm, he wants to look for other Gu. If there is no one in the sky, there will always be one on the earth. He will go to the world every once in a while, looking for people who meet the conditions to make great wishes. Then find some worms from the world and come to heaven to do Gu, and soon the second and third generations will be born.

I don't know how smooth my life is, and I don't know how annoying it is for others to look at me.

There are many Fragrance Picking Boys. After all, the world is so big that our ancestors couldn’t run it all by themselves. If there are too many people, they will definitely be divided into several factions. Everyone will have people they like and people they hate.

The old ancestor quickly got the title of the most hated person because of his love of bugs and poisons.

But he never cared about his own eyesight, there is actually no difference between a born fairy and a woman in the harem, everyone has already become a fairy (entered the palace) anyway, and they start fighting all day long.

After experiencing a few dirty tricks, the ancestor quickly used a butterfly Gu to find out who did it, and then planted the Gu on the mastermind.

It turned out that the ancestor didn't care about the shape of Gu. In his opinion, no matter what the appearance is, the most important thing is the most practical thing. But in the heavenly court, everything is beautiful, and the bugs began to mutate in this direction slowly. No matter how ugly something is, if it develops Gu in the end, no matter how practical it is, its appearance will become more beautiful anyway.

This allows them to survive better in the heavenly court.

But don't say it, no wonder this world is a world of looking at faces. The ancestors suddenly found that the appearance has become more beautiful, which is actually not bad. It looks more kind-hearted and pleasing to the eye, but it is also more powerful.

After all, the law followed by nature is: the more gorgeous, the more poisonous.

Unknowingly, the ancestor's aesthetics reached a peak!

When flying across the world that day, the ancestors did not see any special insects, but saw a green snake, and immediately became interested. During this time, I have competed with various insects, and almost forgot the five poisons .

You must know that my natal Gu was a spider before, but unfortunately there is nothing left now, but this snake is also good, and it can also be practiced into Gu.

The ancestor made an imprint on the snake, and planned to use the snake as the main material when he had time. When he arrived in the heavenly court, he was busy with other things and hadn't done anything yet. He was suddenly caught by the heavenly soldiers. Living.

I didn't even see the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor, and came directly with a decree saying that I was thinking of the world, and I wanted to pick off my fairy bones, and then put myself into the world to reincarnate!

Sifan is the most serious crime in the heavenly court, and there are three levels of punishment. The highest level is to find a place to lock you up. Note that this place is not a prison, but a paradise, which is actually equivalent to Qingxiu. That's all.

The middle class means entering reincarnation, but one can still cultivate after one life, the lower class means picking out the bones of immortals, one will never be able to become an immortal, and one will fall into reincarnation from generation to generation, struggling hard in the five realms.

A person like the ancestor who has no background and no use is to be dealt with the most severely once he is found guilty of this crime. So when the ancestor was laid down and reincarnated as a human being, he didn't understand what the crime of Sifan was. here.

But the old ancestor touched his body, sneered a few times, and wanted to know who framed him, but he had to see his counterattack!

There are only a few people who framed him, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother wouldn't stare at such a small person like him all day long. Isn't it because the other boys who picked up incense didn't like him and wanted to punish him maliciously?

But I'm not easy to mess with!

He had already planted Gu insects on several other people who were malicious to him. This Gu was newly practiced by him, and he named it Karma.

What kind of cause will bear the same result, if this person wants to frame you, then counterattack him. Of course, if this person is kind to you, the blessings on your body will also be shared, and a relationship will be formed between the two. Causal relationship.

One day in the sky and one year on the ground, just wait and see!

The incense picker who framed the ancestor had originally got rid of him, and he was just happy when he found that he was not feeling well. Immortals don’t suffer from any diseases, but if they get sick, it must be a serious illness.

Picking up incense boy hurriedly went to ask for help, hoping that he could get an elixir. In his opinion, no matter what disease he had, as long as he had an elixir, everything would be cured. In the end, he didn't know what price he paid and what elixir he got. , After eating it, it will never be better.

On the second day, his fairy bone was completely gone. Without the fairy bone, he completely became a mortal. He couldn't accept it. When he shouted in the heavenly court, he fell directly from the upper heaven to the lower heaven, and fell to his death. .

After all, in the Heavenly Court, the immortals have all kinds of supernatural powers. With the aura on their feet, he has become a mortal, and naturally he will not step on the aura. Where there is no real thing, he will step on the air and fall directly to death.

The reason why he was not rescued in time was because other people did not react. For thousands of years, no god has ever died in such a way.

Everyone was patronizing and surprised, and no one related this matter to the ancestor, after all, he had been sent to the mortal world long ago.

On the third day in the sky and the third year in the world, the ancestor had already been able to walk, and even started to be enlightened. He was reincarnated in the mansion of Zhang Yuanwai in the south of Hangzhou. , Immediately petted to the bottom of my heart.

Give what you want, and you still love him sincerely, which makes the ancestors take it for granted, that he is so talented, of course he should be loved by everyone, the grievances he suffered in the heavenly court before, that is abnormal, okay?

The ancestor accepted the name Zhang Yutang smoothly, and was willing to listen to his parents' arrangements for anything.

When he was three years old, he touched his fairy bones and smiled happily. He could live forever, and the days he could refine Gu would be longer.

He concentrated on tinkering with some bugs, but his family didn't say anything when they found out. His son is naughty and lively, which is better than being a sick child, and he doesn't ask him to make progress, as long as he holds the Zhang family's property safely.

On Zhang Yutang's third birthday, he suddenly felt a familiar sight. After searching carefully, he found a green snake in the grass in the corner of the yard.

He suddenly became pleasantly surprised: "Is it you?"

Isn't this the green snake he saw before?After several reincarnations, he also knew the origin of this body.

When this body is demoted to the mortal world, it will have a dewy marriage with the green snake in front of it, and finally forget each other in the rivers and lakes, knowing what kind of world this is. Although he knew that the original owner would have such an experience, he did not deliberately What to avoid.

In his previous life, he didn't have any lover until the end of his life. When he was inconspicuous, no one would talk to him. After he became famous, everyone was for his Gu skills, so he naturally lost his mind.

After coming to the mortal world, the biggest surprise for him was that the spiritual creatures in this world could evolve into human beings. It would be nice to have a snake demon girlfriend.

Zhang Yutang and the green snake are married, and Zhang Yutang still has immortal bones on his body, so he can still cultivate immortality, and the two can communicate normally.

In the eyes of outsiders, it is the voice of people and the hiss of snakes, but only the two of them know that they are normal communication. From the moment the two meet, the two have already had cause and effect.

Cause and effect is a good word, Zhang Yutang likes it.

The little green snake stayed in Zhang's house directly. Of course Zhang Yutang knew that her body was huge, but because he was afraid of scaring people, Zhang Yutang only let her show her wrist-thick body in front of people.

The Zhang family was startled at first, but in the end they saw that the snake was extremely docile and lazy all day long, sleeping together in the sun, or circling around Zhang Yutang, and felt a little more relaxed.

Especially Zhang Yuanwai, who thinks that he traveled all over the world when he was young and has seen a lot of the world. He also said that in the humid south, every household raises house snakes, which can prevent other mosquito poisons and ensure their own health. Luck, you must know that snakes will grow horns after a long time, and then transform into dragons.