Rooney was so angry that Ronaldo secretly poked him, and immediately took a picture of Qingdai's prescription and posted it on Facebook and also @罗罗, directly adding the text: "I misunderstood you, Cris. Cecilia said I was very touched when you told her about my situation and asked her to prescribe me the medicine in advance, but in the end... I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person! Cut off your relationship, no friends will do it!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I feel sorry for Xiaopang for a second."
"What happened? What's written on it? It's all Chinese and I can't understand it!"
"Let me tell you! This is a prescription for hair loss and hairline. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Let me laugh quietly for a while, hahahahahaha, how can Ronaldo be so bad, it's a pain for Xiaopang."
"Don't tell me, as an Englishman, an English man, I really want to give it a try..."
"Upstairs tells the suffering of British men..."
Rooney, who was not comforted at all but was ridiculed by the crowd, looked at his Facebook with resentment: Why didn't anyone condemn Cris?
"Okay, okay, just kidding, come and sit down, I'll show you a good look!" After the joke was over, Qing Dai became serious.
Rooney is the main force of the Red Devils' forward line. He even surpassed Ronaldo to win the Golden Boy Award. It is a pity for Ronaldo to put Ronaldo in the silver boy's position.But in the past few years, he has suffered from injuries and scandals, and it seems that he has declined a lot.
In the Premier League on the eve of the 06 World Cup, Chelsea defender Ferreira shoveled Rooney, causing Rooney to injure his right foot. After this tackle, Rooney never stood up from the field again. His right foot injury appeared to be very serious , Had to call a stretcher into the field to carry him off, and even once made Rooney's World Cup prospects bleak.
But what everyone didn't see is that since then, Rooney has lost explosive shots, tank-like breakthroughs, and his explosive power has dropped sharply.
One must know that Rooney is the hero Jiang Chen's idol in "To Our Simple Little Beauty" Oh my god...what the hell am I writing about?
In order to play, Rooney also played closed games, which is obviously an overuse of his career!But now that it has been raised for a long time, it is better. The root cause of the disease must be there, but it must not be so serious.
The results of the examination were not much different from Qing Dai's guess. Rooney had some hidden injuries and lesions, but there was no major problem.But it’s these little ailments that wear people down. When I’m young, I don’t feel much, but when I’m old, it’s chilly and cold like a draft through the cracks in my bones, making me uncomfortable.
For Rooney, just take some medicinal wine and massage acupuncture for a few times.Qing Dai didn't need to get started, so Qing Dai called Professor Yang, an old professor of traditional Chinese medicine who was new to the team, to give Rooney acupuncture.Unexpectedly, Rooney looked very big and timid, and kept hiding when he saw the sharp and thin needle. Professor Yang was afraid that he would not be able to find the acupuncture point because he was hiding, so he couldn't bear it and finally shouted: "Hide!" Why hide, a big man is afraid of needles?"
Rooney froze, and quietly let Professor Yang get the needle, but he was slandering in his heart: Why are you shouting so loudly?I don't want to lose face, do I?
The other Manchester United players are still very considerate of your face. You can see that they keep holding back their laughter when they want to laugh. It's hard for them, and their faces are blushing.The Sir is not so caring anymore, when he smiles, it looks like a landslide...
Rooney: It's so annoying...
Except for Owen, no one else in Manchester United has been injured so seriously. Generally speaking, it is still considerable, and the treatment is not difficult. Therefore, after collecting the treatment reports of each player and the treatment given by the team members After the plan, Qing Dai slightly modified two small things, and then started Manchester United's player treatment.
Except for Irving's relatively long timeline, other players can be cured in two or three days.Qingdai can’t stay in the UK for a long time, so Gao Nuanqing is responsible for Owen’s follow-up treatment, mainly because Gao Nuanqing volunteered to say that she has friends studying here, and the problem of long-term accommodation is easier to solve.
In fact, there is no need to worry about this problem at all. If Owen is really cured, don't just stay for a month, live for a year!Owen paid you all the money!
It has been five days since all Manchester United players were diagnosed and treated. After another medical examination report, the Manchester United team doctor was shocked to find that these players' hidden illnesses and injuries have all recovered, and some sequelae have been perfectly resolved!It was simply amazing. Sir Alex couldn't help but laugh from ear to ear when he saw these reports. He organized an intra-team match that day, and the players were in high spirits!If one or two are in good condition, they are as high-spirited as a Spanish bullfight. If this condition is maintained on the field, won't they crush their opponents to death?
Lord Ferguson feels that spring is coming, the earth is returning to spring, the spring is warm and flowers are blooming, and the ice and snow are melting. Today is a good day, and everything you want can come true!
After solving the Manchester United matter, the team members returned to the Madrid headquarters, and Qing Dai also returned home.Kaka has been resentful for a long time...
It was Qing Dai who was picked up by Kaka at the airport, and she was wearing a very formal three-piece suit.Qingdai is a bit strange, why do you wear it so grandly for non-year-old festivals?Kaka replied: Because I want to pick you up!
"We haven't seen each other for several days, my dear, why are you busier than me?" Kaka put her arms around Qing Dai, with some small grievances in her voice, like a puppy begging for the love of its master.
"Isn't it okay that I'm busy? I'm busy making money to support my family!" Qing Dai stroked Kaka's face lightly with her fingers, as if she was teasing Kaka.
What I said... Kaka refused to accept it: "Then you don't want to make money, I will support you, it is true, you don't spend my money, do you not love me!"
This statement is great!If other gay men find out, they might want to kill themselves?If the female comrades find out again, the male comrades are afraid that they will commit suicide by cutting their necks...
"Why should I use your money when I have money? Besides, we are neither married nor engaged, so it is not appropriate to use your money." Qing Dai really has no shortage of money, very much. Just this time, she went to Manchester United for treatment, every minute With several million pounds in the account, it is not too short of money.
"I'll just wait for your words!" Kaka obviously excitedly took out a small dark red velvet box from her pocket. At the airport, among the crowd, she took off her sunglasses and hat, took a step back and knelt down on one knee .
Some people in the crowd began to recognize Kaka, see clearly the person standing opposite him, contact his movements, his expression, and the magical and evil Pandora's Little Box in his hand, it's over, they want to Witness the birth of Toutiao!
Qingdai is also in a daze at the moment, she has never thought of it, isn't she just here to pick up a phone?How did it develop into this way?Unbelievable, like a dream...
"I've been worried that there's too much of an age gap between us, and you're too young to want to get engaged to me that early, so, you know, I've been nervous. But I can't wait to be with you, and I've been I always have some dreams, I dream about our future, you, me, little Luca, and our other children. Really every time I wake up from the dream, I have an urge to marry you immediately, although it is not Too likely, if you agree, my sister, brother, grandpa and grandma will not agree, but I really want to be sure that you can really be with me, for the rest of my life, I think I will tie you by my side shamelessly first, So what I want to say is, Cecilia! Luo Qingdai! I love you, will you be engaged to me?"
Qing Dai was completely stunned, tears rolled in her eyes, her heart was full, she didn't know what to say, she just felt touched and surprised.
"Of course I am willing!" Qing Dai replied with a small cry.
The half-kneeling Kaka was finally freed from the tension, and happily took out the big pear-shaped diamond ring from the small velvet box, and put it on Qingdai's middle finger.
Qing Dai sniffed: "It's too big!"
Kaka quickly defended: "I don't know what kind of diamond you like, but Cris accompanied me to choose it. Cris said that girls like such big diamonds!"
Ronaldo: How the hell did I go shopping with you to buy a ring to give you an idea, and you gave me dog food, and I was called a gay, and I still want to be blamed by you?No more love, let's break up, break up!
The girls onlookers all burst into tears, smiled, moved, and applauded at the same time, and the boys onlookers flashed the words MMP in their hearts like swiping the screen, can this day pass?Get engaged and ask again?Would you like to give me a diamond ring of the century?Do you still want to engage in this greasy formalism?How do you let us live?There are already girls elbowing their boyfriends: "Learn more!"
Boyfriends: MMP, how do you learn this...
What happened here was quickly spread on the Internet, and a lot of dog food was deliberately and deliberately spread.In particular, the hero of this incident was very shameless to speak out.
"We didn't premeditate, everything was so emotional that we couldn't help it, it was so beautiful and so natural.
The comments below are blood red...
"I really didn't expect you to be such a Kaka. You have changed. You are no longer the Kaka you used to be."
"Hehe, so what about romance, can it be eaten as a meal? Me: Yes, yes, I really can..."
"It's so romantic, I'm convinced by this wave of love..."
The author has something to say: Qianjinfang hair growth ointment makes the hair grow long and black, especially avoid wind when applying the medicine
Recipe: Black-billed Mangcao Dipsacacia Acacia Acacia Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes, Bamboo leaves, each one or two cypress leaves, finely chopped four liang, almonds, don’t pound pine leaves, each three liang, pork fat
The right one and fourteen flavors are cut, first soaked in three liters of three-year-old vinegar for one night, put in the medicine fat, fried three times and three times, the cream is made to remove the dregs, painted on the hair and on the top "A Thousand Gold" with heather
After cutting the fourteen herbs, soak them in three liters of three-year-old vinegar for one night, put the medicine in pork fat, and fry for three times. After boiling, turn off the heat and stop for a while, then turn on the fire again, and then turn off the fire three times after boiling.After the paste is ready, filter out the dross and apply it on the hair and on the top of the head. In "A Thousand Gold", a flavor of heather is added to this prescription
☆, Dunga
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I feel sorry for Xiaopang for a second."
"What happened? What's written on it? It's all Chinese and I can't understand it!"
"Let me tell you! This is a prescription for hair loss and hairline. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Let me laugh quietly for a while, hahahahahaha, how can Ronaldo be so bad, it's a pain for Xiaopang."
"Don't tell me, as an Englishman, an English man, I really want to give it a try..."
"Upstairs tells the suffering of British men..."
Rooney, who was not comforted at all but was ridiculed by the crowd, looked at his Facebook with resentment: Why didn't anyone condemn Cris?
"Okay, okay, just kidding, come and sit down, I'll show you a good look!" After the joke was over, Qing Dai became serious.
Rooney is the main force of the Red Devils' forward line. He even surpassed Ronaldo to win the Golden Boy Award. It is a pity for Ronaldo to put Ronaldo in the silver boy's position.But in the past few years, he has suffered from injuries and scandals, and it seems that he has declined a lot.
In the Premier League on the eve of the 06 World Cup, Chelsea defender Ferreira shoveled Rooney, causing Rooney to injure his right foot. After this tackle, Rooney never stood up from the field again. His right foot injury appeared to be very serious , Had to call a stretcher into the field to carry him off, and even once made Rooney's World Cup prospects bleak.
But what everyone didn't see is that since then, Rooney has lost explosive shots, tank-like breakthroughs, and his explosive power has dropped sharply.
One must know that Rooney is the hero Jiang Chen's idol in "To Our Simple Little Beauty" Oh my god...what the hell am I writing about?
In order to play, Rooney also played closed games, which is obviously an overuse of his career!But now that it has been raised for a long time, it is better. The root cause of the disease must be there, but it must not be so serious.
The results of the examination were not much different from Qing Dai's guess. Rooney had some hidden injuries and lesions, but there was no major problem.But it’s these little ailments that wear people down. When I’m young, I don’t feel much, but when I’m old, it’s chilly and cold like a draft through the cracks in my bones, making me uncomfortable.
For Rooney, just take some medicinal wine and massage acupuncture for a few times.Qing Dai didn't need to get started, so Qing Dai called Professor Yang, an old professor of traditional Chinese medicine who was new to the team, to give Rooney acupuncture.Unexpectedly, Rooney looked very big and timid, and kept hiding when he saw the sharp and thin needle. Professor Yang was afraid that he would not be able to find the acupuncture point because he was hiding, so he couldn't bear it and finally shouted: "Hide!" Why hide, a big man is afraid of needles?"
Rooney froze, and quietly let Professor Yang get the needle, but he was slandering in his heart: Why are you shouting so loudly?I don't want to lose face, do I?
The other Manchester United players are still very considerate of your face. You can see that they keep holding back their laughter when they want to laugh. It's hard for them, and their faces are blushing.The Sir is not so caring anymore, when he smiles, it looks like a landslide...
Rooney: It's so annoying...
Except for Owen, no one else in Manchester United has been injured so seriously. Generally speaking, it is still considerable, and the treatment is not difficult. Therefore, after collecting the treatment reports of each player and the treatment given by the team members After the plan, Qing Dai slightly modified two small things, and then started Manchester United's player treatment.
Except for Irving's relatively long timeline, other players can be cured in two or three days.Qingdai can’t stay in the UK for a long time, so Gao Nuanqing is responsible for Owen’s follow-up treatment, mainly because Gao Nuanqing volunteered to say that she has friends studying here, and the problem of long-term accommodation is easier to solve.
In fact, there is no need to worry about this problem at all. If Owen is really cured, don't just stay for a month, live for a year!Owen paid you all the money!
It has been five days since all Manchester United players were diagnosed and treated. After another medical examination report, the Manchester United team doctor was shocked to find that these players' hidden illnesses and injuries have all recovered, and some sequelae have been perfectly resolved!It was simply amazing. Sir Alex couldn't help but laugh from ear to ear when he saw these reports. He organized an intra-team match that day, and the players were in high spirits!If one or two are in good condition, they are as high-spirited as a Spanish bullfight. If this condition is maintained on the field, won't they crush their opponents to death?
Lord Ferguson feels that spring is coming, the earth is returning to spring, the spring is warm and flowers are blooming, and the ice and snow are melting. Today is a good day, and everything you want can come true!
After solving the Manchester United matter, the team members returned to the Madrid headquarters, and Qing Dai also returned home.Kaka has been resentful for a long time...
It was Qing Dai who was picked up by Kaka at the airport, and she was wearing a very formal three-piece suit.Qingdai is a bit strange, why do you wear it so grandly for non-year-old festivals?Kaka replied: Because I want to pick you up!
"We haven't seen each other for several days, my dear, why are you busier than me?" Kaka put her arms around Qing Dai, with some small grievances in her voice, like a puppy begging for the love of its master.
"Isn't it okay that I'm busy? I'm busy making money to support my family!" Qing Dai stroked Kaka's face lightly with her fingers, as if she was teasing Kaka.
What I said... Kaka refused to accept it: "Then you don't want to make money, I will support you, it is true, you don't spend my money, do you not love me!"
This statement is great!If other gay men find out, they might want to kill themselves?If the female comrades find out again, the male comrades are afraid that they will commit suicide by cutting their necks...
"Why should I use your money when I have money? Besides, we are neither married nor engaged, so it is not appropriate to use your money." Qing Dai really has no shortage of money, very much. Just this time, she went to Manchester United for treatment, every minute With several million pounds in the account, it is not too short of money.
"I'll just wait for your words!" Kaka obviously excitedly took out a small dark red velvet box from her pocket. At the airport, among the crowd, she took off her sunglasses and hat, took a step back and knelt down on one knee .
Some people in the crowd began to recognize Kaka, see clearly the person standing opposite him, contact his movements, his expression, and the magical and evil Pandora's Little Box in his hand, it's over, they want to Witness the birth of Toutiao!
Qingdai is also in a daze at the moment, she has never thought of it, isn't she just here to pick up a phone?How did it develop into this way?Unbelievable, like a dream...
"I've been worried that there's too much of an age gap between us, and you're too young to want to get engaged to me that early, so, you know, I've been nervous. But I can't wait to be with you, and I've been I always have some dreams, I dream about our future, you, me, little Luca, and our other children. Really every time I wake up from the dream, I have an urge to marry you immediately, although it is not Too likely, if you agree, my sister, brother, grandpa and grandma will not agree, but I really want to be sure that you can really be with me, for the rest of my life, I think I will tie you by my side shamelessly first, So what I want to say is, Cecilia! Luo Qingdai! I love you, will you be engaged to me?"
Qing Dai was completely stunned, tears rolled in her eyes, her heart was full, she didn't know what to say, she just felt touched and surprised.
"Of course I am willing!" Qing Dai replied with a small cry.
The half-kneeling Kaka was finally freed from the tension, and happily took out the big pear-shaped diamond ring from the small velvet box, and put it on Qingdai's middle finger.
Qing Dai sniffed: "It's too big!"
Kaka quickly defended: "I don't know what kind of diamond you like, but Cris accompanied me to choose it. Cris said that girls like such big diamonds!"
Ronaldo: How the hell did I go shopping with you to buy a ring to give you an idea, and you gave me dog food, and I was called a gay, and I still want to be blamed by you?No more love, let's break up, break up!
The girls onlookers all burst into tears, smiled, moved, and applauded at the same time, and the boys onlookers flashed the words MMP in their hearts like swiping the screen, can this day pass?Get engaged and ask again?Would you like to give me a diamond ring of the century?Do you still want to engage in this greasy formalism?How do you let us live?There are already girls elbowing their boyfriends: "Learn more!"
Boyfriends: MMP, how do you learn this...
What happened here was quickly spread on the Internet, and a lot of dog food was deliberately and deliberately spread.In particular, the hero of this incident was very shameless to speak out.
"We didn't premeditate, everything was so emotional that we couldn't help it, it was so beautiful and so natural.
The comments below are blood red...
"I really didn't expect you to be such a Kaka. You have changed. You are no longer the Kaka you used to be."
"Hehe, so what about romance, can it be eaten as a meal? Me: Yes, yes, I really can..."
"It's so romantic, I'm convinced by this wave of love..."
The author has something to say: Qianjinfang hair growth ointment makes the hair grow long and black, especially avoid wind when applying the medicine
Recipe: Black-billed Mangcao Dipsacacia Acacia Acacia Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes Atractylodes, Bamboo leaves, each one or two cypress leaves, finely chopped four liang, almonds, don’t pound pine leaves, each three liang, pork fat
The right one and fourteen flavors are cut, first soaked in three liters of three-year-old vinegar for one night, put in the medicine fat, fried three times and three times, the cream is made to remove the dregs, painted on the hair and on the top "A Thousand Gold" with heather
After cutting the fourteen herbs, soak them in three liters of three-year-old vinegar for one night, put the medicine in pork fat, and fry for three times. After boiling, turn off the heat and stop for a while, then turn on the fire again, and then turn off the fire three times after boiling.After the paste is ready, filter out the dross and apply it on the hair and on the top of the head. In "A Thousand Gold", a flavor of heather is added to this prescription
☆, Dunga
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