[Football] Tonight and Hexi, see this beloved man

After returning to Madrid, Ronaldo and Kaka will start training. Ronaldo is suspended and Kaka is injured.But Kaka has no problem with his legs and feet after returning to the country, so he can play against Tenerife on the 28th after a few days of rest!

Ronaldo has to wait for many days, and he has to wait until March 3 to play against Tenerife.

I'm so aggrieved. I've been in such a good state recently that I exploded. Pa, pa, pa, seems to be a little more brave, but I can't play yet.And Mendes, who hated iron and steel before, sneered and looked at Ronaldo who was downcast and obviously depressed: I made you impulsive, let you be so good as a referee, regret it...

Ronaldo is indeed a little regretful. If he hadn't been so impulsive to run up to referee, now he might be able to play Tenerife at home 10:0 to show off his state.

……regret……

This team is so good, it's an irony.This team has just been promoted to La Liga this season.Last season, Tenerife was listed as favorites for promotion to the Second Division, along with Zaragoza, Jerez, Herguez and Real Sociedad, and they ended up under coach Jose Manuel Oort. Under the leadership of La, the upgrade task was completed.

It was good at first. Everyone played well this season. I want to bring up the momentum of being promoted last season. I don’t know whether it’s the boss or the coach. Tenerife, who originally said that it’s good to buy players to supplement the lineup, will buy players this year. The cost of introducing players in the summer is "zero". The club only freely introduced midfielder Belvis and defender Nunez from Valencia B team and Atletico Madrid B team. Roman Martinez also came on loan, and they became the main force for Tenerife to re-launch in La Liga.

The 4-2-3-1 formation advocated by Oltra is actually quite dangerous for Tenerife. The original intention of the Valencian to design this tactic is to increase the passing speed as much as possible, but then The most important thing is that the back line provides the opponent with a broad counterattack space in advance.This is also the reason why Tenerife often had big scores in last season's games.

To put it plainly, they are also scumbag defenses. Everyone has a goal goal. The posture of this Real Madrid is very similar, but the difference is that the players that Florentino's father bought are all good players. Good seedlings found by various teams!Even if Real Madrid's defensive scum, the offensive ability in the frontcourt is much better than that of Nerife.

The only thing worth noting in Tenerife is Nino. Since joining the team for two seasons, this 1-meter forward has scored 70 goals in 83 games.Last season, he participated in all 47 games of the Second Division, scored 42 goals and won the top scorer. "Marca" commented on this player: "Nino is unique, he can continue to put pressure on the opponent, he is full of confidence on the court, he can lead the front line alone, and he can also pull when necessary. Wing, what more can you ask for from such a player?" This can be said to be the only hope for this newly promoted small team...

It probably means that there is no hope, after all, one person cannot save the entire team.

But football is round, and no one knows what will happen. No matter how much pre-match predictions are made, it is funny.

Mourinho is very satisfied that the two players who have just returned from China are in good condition, and they have shown excellent performance in the recent training, it is almost as if they have been recreated.Kaka is such a good girlfriend...

If you can't show yourself beating your opponents in a short period of time in the game, then you will be beating your teammates in training in a short period of time...

Benzema felt that he might have to break up with Ronaldo. Really, no friend has ever done it, kicking so hard like an enemy is simply too much!

Kaka wasn't much better, his speed became even more ferocious, and it was scary to watch him run over.

Mourinho: Keep this state and play Tenerife at home 20:0.

...This idea is great, if it is true, I am afraid that I will be killed by the extreme fans in Tenerife!

The day of the game came soon, because it was Real Madrid’s home stadium, so there were more fans from Real Madrid, and a little less fans from Tenerife. Qing Dai was sitting on the seat, next to Ronaldo and the long-lost Dolores .

Dolores has been in Portugal recently. When she came to Ronaldo's house some time ago, Qing Dai returned to China and never met her.Now when I see Qingdai, I realize that I still miss Dolores very much.Dolores' down-to-earth aunt feeling makes Qing Dai feel like a mother, although Qing Dai's mother and Dolores are not on the same line at all.

"Cecilia, I really want to thank you, I feel so much better after taking the ointment you made for me! I feel better and my hands and feet are no longer cold, and my neighbor Mary, she asked me if I went to Plastic surgery, saying that I am getting younger and more beautiful. You are so considerate!" Dolores smiled brightly while talking.Every woman, no matter how old she is, always cares about her appearance.Donkey-hide gelatin regulates qi and blood, and for women, qi and blood are like the nourishment of flowers. If the qi and blood are insufficient, they will wither and turn yellow; on the contrary, if the qi and blood are sufficient, the natural complexion will be beautiful!

Ronaldo also spoke on the sidelines: "Mom keeps telling me how much she appreciates you, and I always feel like you are her daughter." Fortunately, Kadia is not here today... With Ronaldo's way of speaking, people may be accused beat.

Qingdai smiled: "Since it's good, stick to it. If you don't have it, you can come to me to get it. I will do it every month, and there will be a lot!"

Upon hearing this, Dolores was moved again: "My God, my dear, you are so considerate!"

After a while of chatting, the game will begin!

Without Ronaldo, Kaka had no choice but to feed Benzema and himself.In the opening 3 minutes, Real Madrid had a harvest. Kaka ate the opponent's garbage raw at an unparalleled speed and sent the ball into the opponent's goal.Countless Real Madrid fans screamed excitedly at the scene. This game is really worth seeing... A goal was scored in the opening 3 minutes. Is this going to kick Tenerife into a sieve?

Mourinho: Sure, there is hope for 20:0!

It is obviously a desperate thing to be scored by the opponent not long after the opening. What is funny is that not only Tenerife's scumbag defense did not react, even the coach did not react. The whole scene was the Real Madrid players cheering and celebrating. , Tenerife is sleepwalking in a daze.

The real-time commentary was already embarrassing, and he said euphemistically, "Today's game in Tenerife may be ugly." Quite euphemistic!Didn't directly say that Tenerife kicked a piece of shit...

Tenerife is not usually so rubbish, but today I don’t know what happened, the state was so bad that it exploded, the defense was completely out of control, and the group sleepwalked.Real Madrid players entering the opponent's penalty area is as easy as pie, just like breaking through the empty goal.Conceding the ball is one after another.

Two minutes after Kaka's goal, the ball was just re-opened when Ramos headed it to Benzema's feet. Benzema took advantage of the trend and broke through. In the 2th minute of the opening, another goal...

It’s no wonder Tenerife is so caring. As No.19 in the standings, it is estimated that it will be relegated to the second division at the end of this season. It is not easy to help Real Madrid score goals with such love before returning to the second division. Rinho was about to be moved.

In this form, Qing Dai couldn't stand it any longer, but Ronaldo and Dolores beside her were very excited to see it.Didn't you see that the Tenerife fans over there are already gnashing their teeth and sharpening their knives?Well, the heart is really big!

Mourinho, who was standing on the sidelines, was chewing gum and laughing wildly, while the coach of Tenerife's face was already darkened.Especially when he saw Mourinho still gesturing to the field, "Keep pressing, pressing!"...

Why, really want to kick a 20:0?

Fortunately, after this, the players in Tenerife woke up a little bit and stopped sleepwalking.

Mourinho clearly saw that in Tenerife, Nino is probably the only one who can play, but he is a striker. If no one plays for him, he is almost dumb.This is also quite bitter. After all, it seems that the interior of Tenerife is not very harmonious. The players are more selfish, and they plan to shoot by themselves if they steal the ball.

Sure enough, even if they were not sleepwalking, this feeling of lack of harmony would kill them. Tenerife, who finally gained a little initiative after a mad dog counterattack, conceded the goal again in the No. 20 second minute!This time it was Marcelo, a goal-minded defender.

After conceding the ball again, the score on the field came to 3:0. The home court was ahead, and Tenerife was obviously a little angry, but they were quite powerful. Getting angry is not to prove yourself by playing football, but by violence.

The Tenerife player closest to Xavi Alonso stuck out his foot and tripped Alonso before ducking aside as if nothing had happened.As a result, this scene was clearly seen by the fourth official on the sidelines, who immediately gave a yellow card and took a penalty kick.

The penalty kick was taken by Alonso himself, and it was scored.

So in the No. 207 minute of the first half, the score on the court reached 4:0.It is already foreseeable that Tenerife will be kicked to pieces in this game.

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☆, the final score!