[Comprehensive] The male god is too perfect

Akashi realizes that his girlfriend seems to have found new fun recently.

After graduating from high school, Akashi and Kikuri both successfully entered the university. Although they were in the same university from time to time, fortunately, the two universities were not far apart in Tokyo.

Akashi had already invited Kikuri to Akashi's house. Although Akashi's father didn't say anything, he didn't object to their relationship. As Akashi said, "Father won't interfere with my relationship".

But Juli's side is even simpler, taking care of the Skylark is equivalent to taking care of the whole family. The Skylark couple, who have been erratic all the year round, just casually asked about their children's relationship status when they contacted by chance, and said to their son who is destined to die alone "My dear, you have to work hard."

The result of this incident was that Skylark hung up the phone before he finished speaking.

Now the two rent a small apartment, right in the middle of the two schools, living together.

Far away.

Akashi recently discovered that Kikuri seems to be in love with the Internet recently.

She doesn't seem to be too clingy to herself anymore, she always looks at the computer screen with her chin poised, she either taps the screen as if she is chatting with someone, or looks at the screen with her lips pursed and her eyes squinting with a smile, as if she saw something interesting things.

Very suspicious.

Akashi was busy with the affairs of the student union, walked home, turned the door with the key, and saw Kikuri sitting in front of the computer with his knees hugged and pressing the keyboard as soon as he entered the door.

"..."

[...Really, aren't you dating online? 】

Akashi felt that he needed to talk to her.

Juli occasionally browses the forum online.

One day when she had nothing to do to browse through posts, she suddenly found a discussion post:

[Do you think there are superpowers in this world? 】

Juli clicked in and watched for a long time, and found that all the answers were "LZ, are you kidding me?", "Believe in science, LZ!", "LZ is not very old...", "Although this world is sometimes very annoying. It hurts, but you have to believe that it is still in line with common sense." Etc.

She was just sliding the mouse casually, intending to close this boring post, when suddenly a different reply appeared in her sight.

The ID of the floor master is very unique, called "I am cuter than coffee jelly".

[Of course there are superpowers in the world!

He's omnipotent and has cute little quirks.

She has a bit of a tsundere personality and is very boring, but she is super cute! 】

Juli found it interesting, so she replied to the owner:

[That's right, of course superpowers exist.Hiding in the crowd as an ordinary person, appearing quietly when the world is in crisis, save the planet!Heroes of the world—superpowers! 】

After replying to the post, Juli forked the post and went to the next forum to read the joke.

After a while, she suddenly heard a ding dong, and the forum account received a private message:

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: HI!Do you know superpowers too, cutie? ]

"what……?"

Ju Li was stunned, and tapped the keyboard to reply to the other party.

[Basketball counts as a ball: Huh? ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Because of your reply, I think what you said is very reasonable hehe! ]

God, this kid...

Do you really believe that there are superpowers in this world?

... This explosive secondary atmosphere ... is very suitable for Juli's taste!

[Basketball counts as a ball: Yes!The world needs heroes!The reason why we have been able to live peacefully on the earth may be because of the protection of superpowers! ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: But people with super powers are sometimes very busy, the world is so big, it's impossible to take care of them everywhere, there may be many people who are disappointed with people with super powers. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: It’s okay!If the superpower is busy, I'll save the world instead of him! ]

"puff!"

Nao couldn't help bursting out laughing, covered her mouth and turned her head, meeting her husband who was sitting expressionlessly in front of the TV playing games.

"People on the Internet are so interesting!"

"..." Saiki, who was addicted to single-player games, expressed that he couldn't understand. He just silently glanced at Nao, and went to play the game again with the handle.

"It's rare for you to rest, and you don't even accompany me!"

"Aren't I accompanying you now?"

"You are playing a game now!"

"But my body is in the same space as yours."

Nao felt that she would be pissed off sooner or later, so she snorted and pointed the back of her head at her husband.

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: I like you!People with super powers are too uncute, you must be better than him! ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: That's a must. ]

This ID added Juli as a friend for the person "I am cuter than coffee jelly", and Juli readily agreed.

She checked the other party's profile and found that the other party was one year older than herself, the gender was selected as female, and she went to the same school as Akashi.

[Basketball counts as a ball: Hey, is the information you filled in true?Are you really studying at University A? ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Yeah, it's all real. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Coincidentally, my boyfriend is also studying at University A, but you should be a year older than him. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly :! ! !What a coincidence!But your profile says it's male? ...Ah, there are a lot of same-sex relationships these days. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Hahahaha of course not, I am a girl, the information is filled in randomly, and I am also one year younger than you. ]

……

……

In short, for some reason, the two people who forcibly matched the radio waves had a good chat.

They sometimes complain about the other half:

[Basketball counts as a ball: Sad, my boyfriend starts from school all day long, first it’s about the student union, then it’s about the club, then it’s about the teacher’s request, and then it’s about the seniors and classmates’ request...etc. When I get home, have a meal and read a book, I can basically take a bath and rest... I want to break up, I think I am not good enough for my social elite boyfriend. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Hey, Basketball-chan's boyfriend is so busy, my husband is super free except for work.How angry, my husband came back from get off work and it was already dark, and he didn't give me a loving kiss first, but went straight to the refrigerator to take out the leftover coffee jelly from yesterday?Also showing a gratified and happy smile? ...I want to get a divorce. I don't think my house husband is good enough for an angel like me. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: ...Wait, jelly sauce, are you actually married? ! ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Well, I got married after graduating from high school. My husband and I were classmates in high school. He started working after graduation, and I continued to study. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Ah, my boyfriend and I are also high school classmates, and we are also classmates in junior high school and elementary school. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: wow! !Childhood sweetheart!so envious! ! ]

Sometimes I talk about some nonsense:

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Hey, do you have any recommended lipsticks? ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Well, I use lipstickqueen's color-changing lipstick. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Hey, I'll go search. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Whoa, green lipstick? ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Hmm, it’s red when rubbed out, and it’s pretty pretty. ...By the way, I bought two sets last time. If you like it, I will give you one set. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: No need, I'll just place an order and buy it myself. ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: Hey, I ordered a set last time. I didn’t expect my boyfriend to remember my shopping cart and bought a set for me too...I don’t use it so much. I’ll give away what I bought. Here you go, we hit it off too.If it is inconvenient, I can send it to your school, and you can pick it up at the school. ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly :! ! !how come!Send it to my house!Thank you thank you basketball sauce! ]

[Basketball counts as a ball: hee hee. ]

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When Akashi came back today, he brought back a familiar box.

"Is this what you sent? See if the recipient made a mistake and returned it." Akashi handed the box to Kikuri, and glanced at the recipient, "Saiki Nao? Who is it, yours?" friend?"

"Hey! How is it possible?!" Juli, who was sitting at the dining table, took the box, widened her eyes, and hurriedly ran to turn on the computer.

"Hey, eat first."

"Eat later! You eat first!"

Akashi put down his chopsticks and watched Kikuri turn on the computer with a blank expression.

Juli's hands fluttered across the keyboard.

[Basketball counts as a ball: Xiao Nao, why did the lipstick I sent you return...it said the recipient could not be found. ]

The other party may not be online and did not reply.

Ju Li breathed a sigh of relief, and turned around to meet her boyfriend's dark eyes.

"..." Kikuri immediately shrank to the table, sat down obediently, and smiled at Akashi, "Eat, eat."

"Kikuri, do we want to talk?" Akashi didn't move his chopsticks, he stared at Kikuri, "Recently, you seem to like surfing the Internet very much."

"Is there...?" Kikuri bit his chopsticks, and couldn't help but feel ashamed under the pressure of Akashi's gaze, "It's okay, because I met a friend who was more like-minded recently..."

Akashi hissed lightly, and his tone became serious: "... Kikuri, you could be..."

"?"

"Online dating?"

"...How is that possible!" Kikuri glared at Akashi, "The other party is a girl!"

Akashi closed his eyes: "Can online sex be taken seriously?"

"We are all talking to each other very sincerely," Juli frowned, and said dissatisfiedly, "I can feel that what the other party said is true....Of course, if Zhengjun doesn't believe me, I can't help it..."

Her voice became lower and lower, and she turned her head to ignore Akashi.

Akashi sighed helplessly: "As a boyfriend, if my girlfriend suddenly cools down, I will also feel a little uneasy."

"..." Juli turned his head, picked up a piece of meat, and stuffed it into Akashi's mouth, "Understood, I will reflect on it."

"..."

"Because Zhengjun, you are too busy and don't have time to accompany me." Juli snorted, "You have to reflect on yourself!"

Akashi swallowed the meat in his mouth, hummed, nodded, and finally smiled.

The computer beeped.

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: Eh?return? !How can it be? ! ]

[I'm cuter than coffee jelly: ... Strange, I haven't received a delivery recently.Did the courier send it wrong... I asked my husband and he said he didn't know, which was strange. ]

[I’m cuter than coffee jelly: Actually, it’s a bit shameless to accept a gift from Kikuri, so I’ve also prepared a gift for Kikuli!Let's just meet up, we are already very close, let's exchange gifts directly! ]

The author has something to say: The reason for the return is of course that it is not a world line.