[Journey to the West] A monkey headband

"Oh, that emperor, because he was sick, he didn't change the customs certificate for our master." The apple in the old pig's hand instantly turned into an apple core.He casually threw it on the ground, patted the pig's trotters, then patted his stomach, and said: "I owe him and let the goblin catch him and eat it."

"Bajie, don't talk nonsense." Xiao Tang sighed, and put the Zen staff aside, a trace of sadness appeared on his white and handsome face: "Wukong, do you really have a way to cure the illness of the Holy One?"

Sun Wukong was annoyed at the moment, but he couldn't vent his anger on his master, so he picked up the old pig from the seat by the ear, told him to pick up the apple cores and threw them outside, then he put his hand in and said, "My old grandson There is no way, but that Zhang Ziyang has a way. Tomorrow, I will face the Holy Spirit with him and heal his illness."

Jin Ning closed her eyes in her real body and rested her mind while eavesdropping. Only then did she realize that the medical fairy who was talking to the Great Sage just now was actually the real Ziyang.

She was feeling that the Great Sage had a wide network of contacts, when Xiao Tang looked up at her real body, as if she could see her directly through the golden vessel.

She was startled, but before she could react, she heard Xiao Tang and the Great Sage say in a low voice, "Alright, then today you can take Xiao Jin to see those miraculous doctors and see if he can be cured."

Feeling warm in his heart, Jin Ning turned around and came out of his real body, explaining with some embarrassment: "My problem is not a big deal, besides, the doctors in the world can only see headaches and brain fever, they can't see me. This afternoon I will call Great Saint, rest."

"Hey, didn't you go back to sleep?" Lao Zhu ran in after throwing the apple core. Before he could finish his sentence, Lao Sha gave him a brutal blow in the stomach.

In the evening, it suddenly rained heavily outside.Although he didn't take him to see a doctor, Sun Wukong was not idle either.He was originally a brazen man, so of course he didn't need an umbrella, and he was afraid that Jin Ning would get gonorrhea, so he had to wear a small oil-paper umbrella, and went to the imperial garden to dig soil, and then helped the white horse to urinate, and went to the imperial dining room to help out. vegetarian meal.

The air is humid after the rain, and the fragrance of earth and grass is everywhere.

Jin Ning followed him back and forth, no matter what he did, she just leaned on his monkey hair and sang with her eyes closed. She became sleepy when she sang, and fell asleep at some point, the dream was all about him.

On the second day, hundreds of doctors went to the emperor's bedroom with medicine boys and scented medicines to see a doctor. The scene was really spectacular.Some of them looked normal, but some came from foreign countries who didn't know where they came from, and their clothes and behavior were different from ordinary people.Jin Ning sat on top of Monkey King's head, looking left and right, having a great time.

Sometimes she transmitted voices into secrets, saying that a doctor was bald and bald like an old sand, and that a doctor had a gold chain around his neck, which would float up when the wind blew.Sun Wukong was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk, but he couldn't help but follow what she said, but he was so teased that he raised his hand and scratched her feet, making her shrink into a tummy with it. It's a ball - she has no idea when he mastered her sitting posture in the real body.

After entering the palace, Jin Ning looked at the things in the palace for half an hour, but the doctors were really slow in diagnosis, they went in one by one, and it took a long time before they came out.They lined up until almost dinner time, and finally it was their turn.Sun Wukong followed Zhang Ziyang, and decently checked the pulse with a piece of thread, discussing the emperor's condition, and finally rummaged through the box made of stones for a long time, took out a small box and handed it to the waiting palace man , It is said that it is an elixir gifted by Anji Weng. It cannot be delivered with water, but can only be chewed to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease.

The little eunuch who was testing the medicine pinched his nose and tasted a little, and it was fine, so he passed it in for the emperor to eat.

Jin Ning opened his eyes wide and looked in. Through a layer of bed curtains, he could only see the emperor struggling to get up. He put a pill in his mouth and chewed it for a long time. .

The little eunuch hurriedly offered the spittoon, but before the spittoon was handed over, the emperor suddenly coughed and spit out a whole black thing.

After rinsing and wiping his mouth, the emperor stood up awkwardly, lifted the curtain, and shouted: "Genius doctor!"

Jin Ning almost threw up on the spot.She covered her mouth and nose, and said via voice transmission: "Great Sage, what is that? What did you feed him?"

"Just a little mud from the back garden."

"Huh? Mud?"

"There is also ash from the bottom of the pot and water without roots."

"Pot bottom ash?"

"There's still a bit of Ao Lie's horse urine."

Jin Ning is really about to vomit right now: "Great Sage, is this all right?"

"Ao Lie is not an ordinary horse, but he is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. That's still a boy peeing." Monkey King raised his chin, and he was very proud when he said it.

Boy peeing...Jin Ning seemed to know something important.

The emperor had already walked up to several people, and praised: "The two genius doctors are excellent in medical skills, excellent!" He pointed to the dragon couch that had been vomited terribly, cupped his hands and said, "Last year's Dragon Boat Festival, I ate rice dumplings with my concubine." Watching the moon, unexpectedly something happened, my concubine was kidnapped, I was terrified, and then stayed in bed. I don't think it was the ghost of half a rice dumpling that my concubine fed into her mouth."

Jin Ning suddenly realized: So a horse urine pill made him so sick that he vomited out the rice dumplings, and he was cured?

What kind of medical technique is this...

Zhang Ziyang was modest, he bowed his hands and returned the salute, saying: "Although this treats the symptoms, it does not cure the root cause. If you want your Majesty to recover from the disease, you need to welcome the Empress of Jinsheng Palace back to the palace, that is the right root."

"Why don't I want to!" The emperor sighed, and turned to look at the portrait of Jinsheng Palace hanging on the wall: "It's just that the monster is so powerful, not only did the generals I sent never return, but also— —And that monster said that if I send troops to disturb his cleanliness again, he will use the people as sacrifices! How dare I—"

"Your Majesty, be at ease." At this moment, the Great Sage finally had a chance to use it, so he took out the golden cudgel from his ear, poked it on the ground, and said, "As long as you quickly exchange the customs clearance document with my master, this matter will be covered On the old grandson."

Judging by the emperor's expression, he must have wanted to ask, how can you, a doctor, know the spell to subdue demons and demons.

But when he looked down, he was hit lightly by the golden cudgel on the ground, and there was already a deep hole about a foot long.

The next day, the customs clearance document was finalized, and the emperor sent some kind of general who suppressed the country, and led 3 people to follow the great sage out to subdue the demons.

Jin Ning thought nothing of it, but he was an old pig, and suddenly recalled the days when he led hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in Tianhe, so he was overjoyed, and asked the emperor to beg for a tall horse, sitting on it as his original mount.

While riding, he also complained that his war horse was so fat and strong that his war horse could hardly run in the Yumajian.

Jin Ning felt that the horse couldn't run, and it probably had something to do with the rider...

Of course, the great sage didn't want to think about that humiliating time, he just said "wait outside the Qilin mountain", and he did somersault without seeing the monkey.

The old pig had no choice but to abandon his horse and follow after knowing that he had said something wrong.

Sun Wukong and Jin Ning flew very fast, but very steady.Not by his side but in the real body, Jin Ning imitated him and crossed his legs, not to mention how comfortable it was.

Not long after, Monkey King pressed down on the cloud head and landed on the top of a big tree that had just sprouted. He raised his hand to block the sun and looked not far away.

Jin Ning also dodged out, and finally succeeded once, landing on a tree branch.

There is a cave not far away, the gate is closed tightly, there is gurgling water at the gate, and a lot of flowers and plants have been planted, it looks like it has been carefully watered, and even faintly radiating aura, it is thriving.

As expected of the fairy beast under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the place where they live is much more particular than those mortal spirits and monsters.

The old pig also rushed over now.He was afraid that he would be too heavy to crush the branches, so he simply hugged the tree trunk: "Brother Hou'er, shall I call the door?"

"No need." Sun Wukong squinted his eyes, thinking of a good idea.He whispered: "Later, my old grandson will call the door, and you will fly in as a fly, and you will be a maid at will, and coax Jin Shenggong to say that the emperor sent someone to rescue you, and you will be knocked out directly when you are not prepared. Carry it away and bring it back to Zhu Ziguo's team."

I remember that on the portrait of Zhu Ziguo's emperor's dormitory, the empress of Jin Shenggong was very beautiful.Jin Ning looked at the old pig, and said: "It's not right. The beauty is knocked out and carried away. Later, the old pig will definitely be taken aback, for fear of being disrespectful to Jin Shenggong's empress. I'll go with him."

Sun Wukong thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "That's fine."

She asked again: "My sage, what about you?"

"I—" Sun Wukong scratched his head as if nothing had happened, and said: "After the person took it away, I burned this cave, wiped out the little demons inside, and then captured the golden retriever and chopped it up."

Jin Ning nodded, thinking to himself, this is a struggle to see the Bodhisattva.

Monkey King looked at her, wondering what was going on in his mind, paused, raised his hand and rubbed her forehead: "Don't worry, seeing the Bodhisattva will surely cure you."

"Yeah." Jin Ning nodded hastily, and said, "Great Sage, be careful when fighting."

After discussing the division of labor, Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel, leaped to the entrance of the cave, swung the stick up, and the whole mountain trembled: "Monster, come out!"

The door of the cave opened with a squeak, and the head of a little demon was faintly seen inside. It poked out to look at the visitor, and then closed the door with a bang, presumably it was going back to report.

Sun Wukong knew the origin of the monster, so of course he would not forcefully kill him, so he waited outside the cave.

Not long after, the cave door opened with a bang, and two teams of little monsters ran out from the inside, standing in a row on either side, with swords, guns, swords and halberds in their hands, looking murderous.

Then, a monster with wide nose and round eyes slowly walked out from inside. He was dressed in a golden cloak, and the corners of his head were shiny, quite majestic.But he didn't know what was hanging around his neck, it was probably a bell, and it would jingle as soon as he walked away.

"Who is making noise here?" The monster opened his mouth, and two mouthfuls of air came out of his two black nostrils.

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