[Journey to the West] A monkey headband

Chapter 68 Unyielding Flatulence

Her Majesty the Queen was crying in Xiao Tang's arms, I felt pity for her.Xiao Tang, who had never seen such a battle before, immediately felt numb.It is not appropriate to lift her hands up and down, nor is it appropriate to push her, nor is it appropriate to hold her.After a long while, he looked around and asked several apprentices for help.

Lao Sha avoided Xuanzang's gaze with lightning speed, jumped to the side of the white horse, caressed his long face and said lovingly: "Ao Lie, I haven't brushed you for a few days, is it itchy? ? I’ll comb your pony’s tail some other day.”

Xiao Tang's gaze swept over him, and was about to fall on Jin Ning again.

Her reaction was no slower than Lao Sha's. She raised her hand as fast as she could in her life and stroked Sun Dasheng's long face. She said with a caring expression: "Great Sage, I haven't picked your lice for a few days. Is your head itchy? I'll bring you a set of dragons."

Sun Wukong immediately lowered his head and brought the monkey's head close to her, saying: "The back of the head is a little itchy, and you have a tight head. You can't even take it off, let alone a dragon. The Dragon King of the Four Seas is coming, and you can't wash it clean."

This is serious nonsense.

Xiao Tang was speechless, so he had to ask Lao Zhu, the great lover, for help.

The wind is blowing and the water is cold, the old pig sighed, with an expression of "I will go to hell if I don't", and holding his big belly, he walked slowly to Xiao Tang's side, raised his pig's trotters and touched the queen The adult's arm, said: "I said, Your Majesty, do you have any extra spring water? My old pig doesn't want to have a child anymore."

Xiao Tang was stunned, and looked at Lao Zhu with despair: These apprentices can't be taken anymore, they can't be taken anymore!

The queen was also stunned: she had never seen such a brazen pig.

The old pig looked at Xiao Tang, then at the queen, and said: "Look, my old pig's belly must be carrying a giant baby, and if it doesn't come out, I'm afraid it will die of dystocia."

Lao Sha didn't hold back, let out a burst of joy, and immediately covered his mouth.

The queen wiped away her tears before she pulled away from Xuanzang's arms, and said somewhat suspiciously: "You holy monks, don't you really know that men can't have children?"

With a single word to wake up the dreamer, all the midwives present were stunned.

Seeing their expressions, the queen was stunned immediately: "This—a man cannot have children. Therefore, after drinking the mother and child river, although the lower abdomen is swollen, it is only flatulence and has no children."

"Bloated gas?" Lao Zhu rubbed his stomach thoughtfully.

The queen nodded, and then handed the gourd to Xuanzang's mouth: "Brother Yu, drink it, and you will be well. Go west to learn scriptures. When the merits and virtues are complete, please don't forget the Xiliang women's kingdom, There is one more person waiting for you."

A look of surprise appeared on Xiao Tang's handsome face.The queen looked at his handsome face, handsome eyebrows and bright eyes, and she was much haggard due to the birth of a child in the past two days, so she couldn't bear to look at him for a while.But after dozens of years of life, such a soul-stirring, people are willing to fly to the flame, even if he has two knives in the tip of the heart, it doesn't matter, how many people can you know?

As a result, tears filled her eyes, and she was reluctant to look away.

After all, he drank the water from the birth-falling spring and went west to learn the scriptures. In the future, he will really be the inviolable Buddha in the scriptures.

"Your Majesty!" The national teacher stepped forward and grabbed the Queen's arm, shaking his head at her again.

The queen brushed away the teacher's hand and said resolutely, "Drink it."

Xiao Tang licked his dry lips, feeling a little more subtle in his heart.This emotion is remote, but not unfamiliar.It can barely be regarded as a kind of shock, but also between absurdity, making it difficult for him to break through no matter how long he holds it in his heart.

The last time he felt this way was not long ago when he was trapped in the formation by Hu Si.

At that time, Jin Ning staggered, wading in the water, drenched all over, but insisted on walking outside the magic circle, bumped into the barrier with her body, and promised that if he was willing to recite the magic spell, she would agree Don't talk to Goku again.

Xuanzang was confused.What is the love that the Buddha said?

"Brother Yu, I know you don't believe me." Seeing that he remained silent and did not move, the queen stopped her hand, put the gourd to her mouth, and raised her head to taste it.

When Xuanzang came back to his senses, he had already grabbed his wrist.

He was stunned for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Thank you, Your Majesty the King."

Then, he took the gourd, drank a few gulps, and handed it to the old pig.

The old pig was as happy as if he had picked up the dog's head gold, and quickly drank the rest.

Standing aside, Jin Ning didn't know what to say, met Sun Wukong's eyes, and sighed.

Xuanzang got on the white horse again, and the Queen finally gave up and stood where she was and refused to follow.Xiao Tang walked very slowly this time, and his steps were as heavy as the shock in his heart.After a long time, he turned his head slowly and saw that the queen was still standing there, weeping and waving happily at him.

Jin Ning was really sad when he saw it, and his eyes turned red, so he walked forward firmly and never looked back.

The sound of the quarrel between the national teacher and the queen came from behind, echoing in the wilderness.

The master and apprentice were silent, and no one spoke.

After a while, "Pfft——"

Xiao Tang immediately blushed when he heard the infinitely drawn-out sound of his body venting his breath.Immediately afterwards, the white horse flickered and lost its position.

Jin Ning quickly reached out to cover his nose, the scene was mysteriously embarrassing.

The good news is that his stomach has really shrunk a lot, and he no longer looks like a pregnant woman in labor.

"Pfft——" After you sing, I will appear on stage, this time it is the old pig.

Lao Sha, Sun Wukong, and Jin Ning were in perfect harmony, moving forward while avoiding the two flatulence.In the end, Xiao Tang finally couldn't bear it, so he dismounted and walked away by himself.

Bailong was relieved, he ran away from the others and disappeared.

The few people kept a strange formation and hadn't gone far when they heard a sharp voice behind them saying: "Brother Yu, let's go!"

When Jin Ning turned around, he saw no one, but saw a black whirlwind blowing towards him quickly, and quickly brought Xiao Tang into the eye of the wind.

"Master—" Sun Wukong immediately set up somersault clouds and chased after him.

"puff--"

The sharp female voice sounded again: "Oh, Brother Yu, your smell is quite choking!"

And Sun Wukong's feet softened, and he fell back to the ground directly.His face was ashen, and he said sullenly: "No, it's hot."

"It's just not far from the Xiliang Women's Country. Where did the monster come from?" The old pig still remembered that he was almost cooked and eaten by the red boy last time. Hide behind Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong immediately took out a golden cudgel from his ear and pressed it against his stomach: "Don't come here!"

Lao Sha bypassed Lao Zhu and ran up to him, and said, "Well, senior brother, can you see the face of that monster?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, let the golden cudgel grow a few feet, and pushed the old pig farther: "I didn't see the appearance, and my old Sun Gang didn't dare to open my eyes. But smelling the smell, it seems that I just came from the Xiliang Women's Kingdom." Li Na Guoshi."

Jin Ning frowned and said, "Ah? The national teacher is a monster? Why didn't you see it before, Great Sage?"

"She is an extraordinary spirit, she should be Taoist. She has a few minds, hiding among the women. And the queen has a sky-high aura, which conceals her demonic aura." Monkey King raised his head and looked at Yanyang Gao Zhaotian thought for a moment, and said, "Lao Zhu Lao Sha, take your horses and find a place to hide, and my old grandson will go and find out."

After saying that, he called somersault cloud, stepped on it, then turned around and stretched out his right hand to Jin Ning: "Let's go."

Jin Ning originally thought that he was the one left behind, and he had given up hope. Seeing him take the initiative to invite him now, he was flattered and hugged his right hand for fear that he would regret it.

Sun Wukong's face flushed, he shook it twice but didn't shake it off, so he had to let her hold her and lead her to Zongyun.

Lao Sha looked at his second senior brother with disgust, stepped forward and said, "Eldest senior brother, can you take me with you—"

Sun Wukong glanced at Jinning, then at Lao Zhu, and turned to make room for Lao Sha: "Come up."

The three of them disappeared with a whoosh, and Lao Zhu was left alone farting while picking up luggage while looking for the white horse.

Sun Wukong stood on the cloud, looked left and right, turned around and said to the two with emotion: "If you don't look carefully, you won't know, there are many monsters hidden in this mountain."

When Lao Sha heard this, he immediately showed a look of fear: "Then what should we do, isn't the master more dangerous than good?"

"Not necessarily." Sun Wukong waved his hand, and said: "Most of those who are not good enough, after hearing the name of my old grandson, will obediently hide in the cave and dare not make mistakes. Many spirits and monsters in the mortal world follow the right way of cultivation. Not all of them hurt people."

After flying for a while, he lowered his somersault cloud and landed outside a cave, pointing to the plaque and saying: "The Pipa Cave in Dudi Mountain must be here."

Knowing that she doesn't know how to read, I read it out on purpose, it's so sweet.

Jin Ning smiled and said foolishly: "Great Sage, how do you know so many characters? It's amazing."

Lao Sha didn't take it seriously behind him: "I also know..." After saying that, he turned into a magic pestle and said, "Let's kill the general and go in!"

"Wait a minute." Sun Wukong raised his hand to signal him to back off, and said, "Maybe he will make a mistake and offend the monsters passing by. My old Sun will turn into a fly and go in to investigate, if it is really the national teacher, I will find you to fight the enemy together. "

"Good idea!" Jin Ning made a decision and returned to his real body, and said via voice transmission: "Then I'm a fool."

Sun Wukong sneered, turned around and turned into a big mung bean fly in the late summer, flying in through the crack of the door.

Cigarettes are lingering in this pipa cave, layers of powder tents are layered, the running water is tinkling, and there are bursts of qin music and singing, and the low-pitched singing is elegant.

The little fly flies over the emerald screen with the pattern of a lady, crosses the rockery, and lands on the Duobao Pavilion. In front of it is the boudoir of the monster, and the person who is full of affection and half-hidden with a pipa in it is the country of the Xiliang Girl Country. division.

Jin Ning was overjoyed, and sent a secret voice transmission: "Great Sage, I found it!"

"Shut up." Monkey King flew forward a little, and landed on the stone table for the guests again.

I saw Xuanzang sitting cross-legged on the goblin's bed, now he had changed into a red wedding dress, closed his eyes expressionlessly, completely ignoring the goblin's melodious singing.

"Huh, it turned out to be a scorpion spirit." Sun Wukong sighed disdainfully, but he was not in a hurry to change back to his original form to catch the monster.

Jin Ning nodded in his real body, and said: "Little Tang Yanfu has been quite a lot lately. From this point of view, Master Guoshi didn't want to eat him, and he wanted to marry him."

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