[Journey to the West] A monkey headband

Jin Ning rolled up his sleeves and sat cross-legged on the side of the boulder. He took a pinch of water very seriously, and lightly lifted it on the monkey's head, then vigorously raised his real body.

It's okay, it's shiny and shiny.

She washed all the dust off her body, took some water and began to smooth the monkey's fur.

Let me tell you, the monkey hair on this head is beautiful, and the golden color is also quite majestic, but it is really annoying to have fleas and lice.

In her real body just now, she was relatively small, so the lice appeared to be very large.Now that she transformed into a human form, she wasn't particularly scared, so her movements began to amplify, humming a little tune, rubbing left and right on the monkey's head, and her mood improved accordingly.

The monkey made it comfortable for her to scratch, and snorted in the water, then raised his hand to grab her wet little wrist, put it behind his ear, and said, "This, this, this, this, wash it well. There are still ears."

Being bossed around like this really looks like a great sage Equaling Heaven.

No, what kind of mentality does she have? She can't be sold as a foot-washing maid and count money for others!

Jin Ning rubbed his ears as if coping, and the bad intentions came all at once.She cleared her throat, and said nonsense seriously: "My lord, you see, there is too little water to wipe it clean. It needs to be completely wet."

After saying that, with a smirk on her face, she stretched out her right hand to cover the left side of his head, wanting to push him into the water as soon as she tried hard.

What happened next can be summed up by the idiom "Stealing chickens without losing money".

The monkey felt something was wrong, its back stiffened, its left hand quickly grabbed her right hand, its upper body dodged to the side, and it carried her over its shoulders like carrying a bag, and threw her into the water with a swoosh.

The whole movement is done in one go, that is, in the blink of an eye.

"Oops!" Before Jin Ning had time to shout, he fell into the water with a splash. Moreover, it seemed to be a deep water area—

And then as a goldsmith she sank with honor.

"Big—cough, cough, cough—" She wanted to shout in the water, but a sip of water rushed into her mouth, and she swallowed it straight away.

It's all over, let's make a decision and go back to the real body.

She had just finished gesturing when she suddenly realized that this was underwater, how could she recite the spell?

No wonder the Great Sage couldn't beat Lao Sha in the water last time. It turns out that swimming tricks are such a difficult thing to handle——

Just as she was thinking wildly, Sun Wukong grabbed her with his long arms, fished it out of the water for her, and placed it on the rocks on the shore.

"Pfft, cough, cough..." Jin Ning's body was completely wet, and she wanted to cry, "What are you doing, Great Sage, I just wanted to make a joke with you, look at you..."

"Hey, who told you to attack my old grandson? It's reasonable for you to attack first? That's my normal reaction." Monkey King was very speechless, standing in the water and twisting the water on the two big braids for her.

"I'm not happy, I've become a drowned chicken." Jin Ning shook his arms, wiped the Qi bangs sticking to his forehead to the side, grinned wickedly and said, "Come on, Great Sage, let me push you down too." Once in the water, we'll be evened. How about it?" After she finished speaking, she leaned over her upper body and raised her left eyebrow at him.

Sun Wukong picked his ears, and a drop of clear water wrapped in the bright moonlight flowed obliquely along the rigid curve of his jaw, dripping into the gurgling mountain stream.

The ones under the water should be solid muscles.

Fortunately, his body was wet, otherwise his face would turn red again and again, which would be a shame!

Jinning's eyes widened, waiting for his answer.

Sun Wukong waved his hand, and said with an expression of a good monkey not fighting a woman, "Oh, please, please push me."

"Great!" Jin Ning jumped into the water from the stone.

Huaguo Mountain has Changchun all the year round, compared with Baihu Ridge, which is full of snow, it is just like Taoyuan.The water in the mountain stream is also clear and cool. If it is not thrown into it by someone, it is still very comfortable to take a dip.

She squinted her eyes and stood on tiptoe, lightly pushing the monkey's head, and the villain triumphantly pushed him into the water.

But... oh, this is not as enjoyable as a successful sneak attack.

Just as she was regretting, Jin Ning felt that Sun Wukong suddenly hugged her thigh underwater.

What, what's the situation? !

Jin Ning licked her lips, her heart was about to jump out of her throat.

Could it be that the master was driven out, and he was begging for comfort, love, and hugs?By the way, do you want to make another confession?

Oops, this, this, this is too manly.

She raised her hand to smooth out her slightly dried bangs, and straightened the two big braids, then reached into the water and stroked the hair of one of his monkey heads: "Great Sage, don't be sad, I'm here, I'll accompany you to eat peaches and tell you stories in a while, and let's watch the sunrise together tomorrow. I won't leave you."

Sun Wukong still didn't let go of his hand.He paused for a moment, then hugged her thigh directly and picked her up from the water.

"Oh——" Jin Ning hurriedly hugged his head: "It's too high!"

"Shut up, grandson!" Sun Wukong raised his head, gritted his teeth, and said, "Have you got a peach pit in your head? Your skirt will float up when you enter the water. I'll cover it for you kindly. What nonsense are you talking about?" Woolen cloth?!"

Jin Ning was startled, his whole body was not well.

Sun Wukong hugged her and put her back on the rock, saying: "Don't mess around with me, you go back to the cave to dry your clothes, I'll come back to you after washing."

Jin Ning stood up silently, turned around, and thought, heaven, earth, a big thunder strikes me to death.

What happened next can be described with the idiom "God has eyes".

Kacha, a big thunder suddenly fell from the sky, Monkey King jumped up from the water, hugged her and rushed up to a big tree nearby.The next moment, the thunder struck where she was standing just now.

Jin Ning's eyes widened and he hugged the monkey's waist tightly: "Where is the Taoist friend going through the tribulation here?"

He only heard a very familiar voice above his head: "Xiao Jin, Brother Hou'er!"

With a loud bang, the old pig's fat body hit the ground, stirring up a thick cloud of dust.

"Cough, cough, old pig, why did you come here while Da Lei was sitting?" Jin Ning was originally protected by the monkey, but now he poked his head out and looked at him in surprise.

The old pig slapped hard all of a sudden, and it took him a long time to get up from the ground, then sat back on the rock behind him with a puff, and said with a mournful face: "I——I wanted to take back the movement, but I read the wrong formula and summoned a thunderbolt." .”

Sun Wukong looked down at Jinning, pulled her back to the ground, walked up to the old pig in a few steps, raised his chin and said in a cold voice, "Why are you here?"

"Brother Hou'er..." The old pig looked up at him, and his eyes immediately showed a little timidity.He groaned for a long time before curtseying and saying: "Brother Hou'er, the master is dead. Both Lao Sha and I can't beat that goblin, and now the goblin has captured both master and junior. I, I really don't know." It's a corner."

When the monkey heard this, the cold air on his body became more gloomy, as if the person in front of him had never had a brotherhood with him, and said hoarsely: "You have the skill to beg my grandson, why don't you go back and fight that monster again Hundreds of rounds. No matter how bad it is, you can go to heaven to ask your good colleagues for help."

"Brother Hou'er, learning scriptures is a matter for our masters and apprentices. How can the heavens help us with this?" Lao Zhu said, his eyes were red: "Without you, master can't move an inch, but he still gritted his teeth and told us You are not allowed to come back."

Before the old pig finished speaking, the monkey immediately raised his voice to retort: ​​"That's because he drove my old grandson away with his own words, and now I'm embarrassed to call me back!"

He turned his head away from looking at the old pig, and the unbearable look in his eyes fell accurately on Jin Ning's eyes.

The monkey was obviously very worried when he heard that Xiao Tang was in danger, but he was trying to save face and delay here.No matter what, you have to give him a step down.

Jin Ning looked up at Lao Zhu, only to see that Lao Zhu was winking with her at the moment, begging her to help her say something nice.

She used to say what shameful things she did with the monkey, and now she is begging her again, it's hateful!

Jin Ning gouged out the old pig, still helpless, sighed and stepped forward and said: "My lord, otherwise you can go back and help me. I will wait for you here, and you will come back when Xiao Tang is safe."

The old pig immediately followed up: "That's right, big brother, at least help the master get through this."

"What kind of crossing! After passing this level, there is the next level. There are thousands of monsters who want to eat the Tang monk's meat, when will the leader?!" Monkey King was already extremely impatient, his eyes were full of bloodthirsty red light , The old pig turned pale with fright.

Jin Ning stepped forward and carefully grabbed his arm: "Great Sage..."

"It's none of your business!" Sun Wukong turned around and yelled at her, revealing two thick fangs.

Jin Ning was too frightened to say anything.

"Monkeys, throw this stupid pig out!" Sun Wukong shook off Jin Ning's hand, shook the water off the monkey's hair on his head, and walked slowly into the water curtain cave with his fists in his hands.

The monkeys were ordered to come from all directions, you lift your arms and I support your buttocks, and then they were lifted up by the big fat man, shouting slogans and then carried them down the mountain.

"Xiao Jin, help me with a word—" Lao Zhu begged Jin Ning with his eyes as he struggled.

Jin Ning was also helpless, with Monkey King's violent temper, if he made further progress, he might have to serve him with a golden cudgel again.She shook her head and shrugged at the old pig, saying that she had nothing to do.

Seeing that Monkey King was about to walk into the Water Curtain Cave, the old pig got really annoyed and shouted loudly from a distance: "The woman killed by the bone corpse demon, she, she is the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom!"

Sun Wukong's figure was obviously paused, and he turned his head and stood in front of him in an instant: "What did you say? Say it again."

"The one you are looking for, the owner of that skin bag, is the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. Now the master is in Baoxiang Kingdom, and was captured by the goblins in the palace!" Laozhu finished speaking in one breath, afraid of being beaten, he immediately covered his mouth. Hold your head.

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