[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

After accepting apprentices, a monk, a horse and a monkey continued on the road.

Since Xuanzang recognized Sun Wukong as his apprentice, he naturally couldn't let him maintain this savage image. Apart from other things, the nakedness alone has reached the point where the local people are easily turned away and sent to the yamen to suppress pornography.

Xuanzang gave Sun Wukong one of his old monk's robes to wear on his body.Only then did Long Xiaobai realize that although this Sun Wukong had lived for hundreds of years, he didn't look very old on the outside.Maybe because he is a stone monkey, his stature is still very thin. Apart from the ecstasy of his face, he would think he was a boy of fourteen or fifteen years old just by his outline.

When Long Xiaobai was an Internet celebrity, someone told her that "life lies in stillness". At that time, she didn't believe such fallacies at all, but now it seems that she has to believe it!Why do bastards live so long, because they don't exercise!Why didn't Sun Wukong grow old in 500 years, because he just lay there and didn't move for hundreds of years!

Looking at the figure of Monkey King bouncing in front of him.Long Xiaobai had a whim again, wondering if she could find a way to get rid of his monkey hair all over his face. She carefully looked at the facial features of Monkey King, and when they were taken apart, there was nothing particularly strange. , No matter how well she tidies up, she might be a handsome young man. If it can be realized, then her journey... will be much more eye-catching!

Tender grass, no matter if it is an old cow or a horse, loves to eat it.Long Xiaobai carried Xuanzang on his back, and began to dream of being surrounded by male gods and beautiful boys.

To be honest, getting along with the male god like this every day was indeed a beautiful thing she could only wish for in the past, but as time went on, and she had to carefully conceal her identity every day, under various pressures, it was inevitable that she would Feel a little lonely and boring.I am not an ordinary horse, since I didn't tell Xuanzang about this at the beginning, I don't know how to say it now.

Fortunately, now that there is a Monkey King who knows his details by her side, Long Xiaobai suddenly feels that she has some hope in the future, at least in places where Xuanzang can't see, someone can talk to her.

At noon, the sun was shining brightly, but the temperature in the mountains was still relatively low. Occasionally, a few gusts of cold wind passed through the forest, rustling the dying leaves, like a sad song.

Xuanzang was originally taciturn, and Sun Wukong was not a talkative person either.

After he came out from the bottom of the Five Elements Mountain, his idea was very simple. Accompanying Xuanzang to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures is not too much energy for him who has spent 500 years in vain. Anywhere is fine.Besides, this monk doesn't seem to need his protection very much, what he has to do is actually very simple, be cautious and cautious, be careful and careful, don't poke any trouble along the way, and take Xuanzang safely and securely. Send it to the west, and everyone is happy.

After briefly introducing a few words about their past, the master and apprentice hurried on their way in silence.

In Long Xiaobai's view, although the addition of Sun Wukong is equivalent to a great power, but it also has an extra mouth, and this monkey does not know if it is because of being trapped for too long, it always looks like a starved ghost reincarnated They looked so hungry, and within an hour they had already consumed most of the dry food they brought.

Xuanzang did not express any opinions, but Long Xiaobai was not very happy. These things were the food that Xuanzang had eaten for half a month. Long Xiaobai, who usually only ate grass, could not help feeling a little anxious when he saw the rapid decrease in food reserves. He turned his head to see the small package of food on his buttocks.

She had already made up her mind that if Monkey King reached out to grab some food later, she would definitely kick that monkey into the sky with a flying kick!

Xuanzang seemed to have seen through her small thoughts in her frequent movements of turning her head back, so he couldn't help but tapped on the top of her head, and comforted her, "Don't be so stingy."

Long Xiaobai feels a little wronged, is it because he is stingy?She didn't eat those things, because she was afraid that the stinky monkey would eat up Xuanzang's dry food, what would she do then?The three master and apprentice graze together?

"Master, the dry food you brought is too little," Sun Wukong said while chewing on the sesame biscuits, "If you want me to say, hey, even if you double the amount, it's not too much."

Long Xiao's ears trembled with anger, he had never seen such a brazen person!I eat hard like a rice bucket, dare you not feel heavy if the things are not on your back!

Xu Shi rolled his eyes too obviously, and Sun Wukong saw it straight.

"Oh! I hate less when it's time to eat," Sun Wukong poured all the remaining dry biscuits into his mouth, "However, master, don't worry, the apprentice will cook some vegetarian food for you later, it will definitely be better than these dry goods." tasty!"

"Hmph." Long Xiaobai snorted, and after eating and drinking for free for a long time, finally heard you say something human.

Xuanzang was noncommittal, as if he was not interested in what he ate, and it was all up to Monkey King to fiddle around.

"Huh? Look! What are you talking about? As soon as we talked about eating, a food delivery person appeared on the side of the road! Let me go over and have a look!" Monkey King raised his hand with a smile, and pointed to the distance .

On the side of the narrow path ahead, there really was a big man in green clothes waving at them, Long Xiaobai couldn't help being a little puzzled, how could someone suddenly appear on this forest path, where there was no village or shop behind? come?

It doesn't seem right...

However, before he had time to ask Xuanzang for his opinion, Sun Wukong was already rushing towards the possible vegetarian meal, shouting back while running: "Look at this man, he is well dressed, and he has a crabapple flower on his head. With this simple appearance, it looks like a good man, I'm going to have some vegetarian meals with him!"

Looking at his figure running far away at the speed of light, Long Xiaobai felt that maybe he was worrying too much. Even if there was something wrong with this person, Monkey King is not easy to bully, so he simply raised his feet to chase after the monkey's back, carrying Xuanzang with him. up.

Seeing Sun Wukong, the big man in green clothes first said a few polite words, saying that he was a farmer in the mountains resting here, then laughed boldly, then twitched his eyebrows exaggeratedly, and said seriously: "Oh, little brother, what do you look like today?" You don't look good!"

Monkey King was taken aback, scratched his head and said, "Eh? You know how to read?"

The man waved his hands again and again: "Don't dare, I know a little bit about superficiality, but I think little brother, you should be born with evil spirits, and you are likely to be imprisoned. Even if you are lucky to reach the top for a while, you will eventually fall to the bottom, which is very unlucky." , presumably before this, the little brother should have been imprisoned somewhere for a long time, right?"

Monkey King was a little surprised: "Ha, you are quite accurate."

Carrying Xuanzang on her back, Long Xiaobai ran to a distance of more than ten meters away from Monkey King, when she suddenly felt the reins tighten, and she understood what Xuanzang meant, so she stopped in her tracks.

Seeing this, the big man rolled his eyes, and suddenly leaned close to Sun Wukong and whispered: "But you are so unlucky, don't worry, there will be noble people to help you out of your predicament one day."

Your Excellency?Sun Wukong was baffled by this, turned his head to look at Long Xiaobai, then at Xuanzang, wondering who this half-immortal was referring to?

Turning around, just as he was about to continue the main topic of the fast, he saw a silver light flashing beside him, and when he lowered his head again, a cold steel knife was suddenly placed on his neck.

The whole process was as fast as juggling, Monkey King was a little confused: "What are you doing?"

Long Xiaobai stood not far away watching this scene, was shocked by the monkey's IQ and took three steps back, thanks to you, you have the nerve to say that you have sharp eyes!People are robbing!Can't you see the robbery!

He twisted his neck to look at Xuanzang again, Master!This monkey is stupid and edible, is it too late to return it?

Xuanzang held down the reins, signaling her to stay calm.

Sun Wukong's face was full of black lines, and he looked at the big man in green with disappointment in his eyes, don't you think so!Big brother, I just said that you look like a kind person, why can't you help boasting so much!

With a sideways glance: "Are you sure you want to rob me?"

"Nonsense, you look so unlucky, if you want to rob, of course you will be chosen!"

"Don't forget, I'm not alone! I have companions behind me."

"I know you have companions," the big man narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth wildly, "It's okay, I have one too."

Just listen to a whistle.

Suddenly, three people jumped out of the nearby bushes, wearing red, yellow and blue clothes respectively. From the color, they seemed to be a combination with the big man in green. Even the weapons they used were exactly the same. It looks like a professional gang of robbers.

The man in the mountains is not very particular. The big man in green with flowers on his head is obviously the most style-conscious person in this group.No wonder he was chosen as the bait, the others obviously don't look like a good person at first glance!

There are three crooked melons and jujubes left, one with a flying hairstyle and a face full of flesh, one with a chicken coop on his head and trembling hands and feet, and one who is even more horrible, as thin as a chicken. It seems that the food has not been very good recently .But even so, the man still maintains the professionalism of a robber. In the autumn, he was shirtless, his nose was red from the cold, and his shriveled flesh caused the majestic green dragon tattoo on his chest to twitch into a strip. He knew it was a dragon. Those who knew it thought it was loach.

Seeing their looks, Long Xiaobai couldn't help but hear a familiar melody in his mind: "Kill Matt, Kill Matt! Wash, cut, blow, wash, cut, blow, blow, blow~~"

Hey, the common people are working very hard these days, the hairdressing shop can't keep going, and they have to go up the mountain to rob for the bandits.

The washing, cutting and blowing groups each have their own division of labor. One of them went to help the big man in green to restrain Monkey King, and the other two trotted all the way over. One was in charge of pulling the horse, and the other held Xuanzang on the horse with a knife.

"Hey..." Long Xiaobai looked at the bandits, subconsciously feeling a little sad.

She is the best soft persimmon, but she wants to provoke these two gods of death. It is really too long for the birthday man to hang himself.

"Master! Don't move, let the apprentices come first!" Monkey King was the first to react. At this moment, he was being held on his neck by two pieces of knives, but he was unafraid and shouted at Xuanzang at the top of his voice.

It has to be said that when Sun Wukong performed the task of protecting Xuanzang, he was quite conscientious. He dared to be the first in everything, and let his little light bulb fully glow and heat.

Only Long Xiaobai heard the implication of his words: Master, remember your personality, don't do it lightly!

Xuanzang sat on the horse without changing his expression: "Yeah."

Thinking about it, this eminent monk who took the mission of subjugating demons and demons really disdained ordinary people to do it.

The bandit standing next to Long Xiaobai got it wrong, pointed at Xuanzang viciously with a knife and reminded: "What time is it! You come first and I come first! Don't worry, it will fall into the hands of my uncle. I will send you on the road together later!"

Long Xiaobai: "..."

Brother Bandit, your reading comprehension was taught by your physical education teacher.

Are you sure you sent them on the road and not them sent you on the road?

Ignorance is indeed the greatest fearlessness in the world.

The author has something to say: I remember that when I was in college, there was a boy in the class who was Sha Matt,

What I got was the kind of radiant sun hairstyle,

Until one day he hung a plastic bag on the tip of his hair,

He walked all the way to class without realizing it...

Then there is no later.