[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Is there someone up there?

Long Xiaobai and Xuanzang looked at each other unconsciously, hesitating to speak.

In fact, when I found out that these miserable "monsters" were actually the land of the mountain god, Long Xiaobai felt that things were not easy. It's hard to say, Honghaier is still the first, which shows that the backing behind this is also very strong.

"How did he bully you?" Long Xiaobai asked.

The mountain god sighed, and couldn't hide what he saw, so he simply confessed: "Usually, it's fine if we are arrested and burned to do miscellaneous work, but those little monsters under him still want to extort my money. Ride us like horses!"

Long Xiaobai glanced at the skinny poor ghosts and gods. They are so thin that they are still being ridden as horses?

The five masters and apprentices uttered two words at the same time: "Birds, beasts!"

"Isn't it?" Said the land of Hawaiian style, "Even in my land without clothes, I have to let them drive back and forth on weekdays, never idle."

Long Xiaobai asked: "You said just now, what do you mean that there are people on top of this monster?"

Having said all this, the mountain gods have nothing to hide, and said truthfully: "Speaking of him, the Great Sage should know that he is the son of the Bull Demon King. Real fire. This samadhi real fire is not simple. As we all know, this fire is the divine fire in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun. Among the monsters, those who can cultivate this way are extraordinary, so there have been rumors before that Guanyin Bodhisattva favors this monster. Plus, we will take him in as a boy of good fortune in the future. If this rumor is true, how can we little gods afford to offend him."

Long Xiaobai frowned slightly, it turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva again, why is there such a person everywhere?Although I don't know where this rumor came from and how true it is, but this kind of thing is not afraid of [-], just in case. Long Xiaobai knows that the scruples of these poor ghosts and gods are nothing more than fear that the red boy will really be included in Guanyin one day Under the door, after the chicken and dog ascended to heaven, they turned to trouble them.

Besides, the name, "Boy of Good Fortune", is a god who is in charge of the treasures of the world. No matter whether it is human, god, ghost or demon, who would be willing to have trouble with money!

However, based on what this red boy is doing now, he is blackmailing and looting, but it does not match his status as a "good fortune boy". The current red boy should be called a "money making boy" .

Xuanzang stared at these lands of mountain gods for a while, then slowly shifted his gaze to Monkey King: "The Bull Demon King has a personal relationship with you?"

Sun Wukong was startled, surprised by Xuanzang's keenness.

"Hi! That happened a long time ago," Sun Wukong couldn't decide what Xuanzang was thinking, so he could only scratch his head and said, "I made friends with the Bull Demon King before the Heavenly Palace. At that time, the baby hadn't been born yet. See With his appearance today, he probably wouldn't recognize me as an uncle, after all, it's been such a long time."

Xuanzang's thin lips moved slightly: "That's good."

Monkey King twitched his brows and eyes: "So... what do you want to do, Master?"

Xuanzang's voice was calm, and he turned his head to look at him: "Of course it's about exorcising demons."

"..." Good nephew!Now you are not only called Uncle Sun, but also Grandpa Sun can't keep you!Do it yourself!

Hearing that Xuanzang was going to get rid of the demon, the expressions on the faces of all the mountain gods suddenly became a little confused. There were surprises, worries, joys, and upsets. It seemed that the expression management system had collapsed collectively, and they didn't know how to switch between them.

Xuanzang had been paying attention to the expressions of these people, and when he saw this, he asked tentatively: "The one who rescued the red boy just now is also one of your people, right?"

The mountain god trembled all over, looked at each other for a long time, and whispered: "Yes..."

Now Long Xiaobai and the other three senior brothers were not only surprised, they were shocked.

This is not Xuanzang, this is clearly Xuanxue himself!

Where did these come from?Long Xiaobai felt like a mentally handicapped person in front of Xuanzang.

The mountain god stammered and explained: "This monster is really powerful. If we didn't save him just now, if we let him escape, I'm afraid he will find an opportunity to make us suffer later; even if everyone really punished him today, we are afraid The Bull Demon King and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came to trouble us."

Long Xiaobai understood their concerns.

Such a monster with a complex background, black and white, is really tricky, he can't be beaten, he can't be scolded, he can only make offerings like a little ancestor, in the hope that he will really ascend to the immortal world one day, these Only the land of the miserable mountain gods can be purified.

It's not their fault, Long Xiaobai looked at the miserable scene in front of him like migrant workers asking for salary, and understood that these people were purely the bottom of the oppressed and frightened fairy world, so he could only sigh helplessly——

Although the central government has issued repeated orders that you cannot default on the wages of migrant workers, you still haven't received your wages. What can you do?

You dare not rebel.

******

Withered Pine Stream, Huoyun Cave.

"Strange, why is the king's pace so special today?"

"What's the matter, our great king Tianzong is talented, maybe he is practicing some exquisite method that cannot be born."

"Oh? How did I hear that the king was sent back by the land of the mountain gods just now. Could it be that he encountered some trouble outside?"

"It's very possible that you didn't see a rope tied to the king's body?"

"What kind of rope can bind our king? I guess our king tied the rope on purpose. You know, he often plays like this when he is free."

"Although that is the case, why? Could it be that the king has been poisoned by the world's most strange poison 'Smiling half-step madness', so he tied himself up in order to prevent himself from walking unconsciously?"

"..."

The little monsters in the cave were discussing in full swing, and while discussing, they peeped at the jumping red boy with admiring eyes.

The red boy was tied from top to bottom with a golden rope to form a rice dumpling, and he jumped up and down in front of the little demons.

"Go! Get me a file!"

The little demons finally realized that their king was really out of control and was under the control of others, so, under the eyes of the red boy who was full of anger, they rushed away.

Honghai'er stiffened and collapsed on the stone chair, waiting for the little monster to bring the file.

From hanging himself from a tree and setting a trap to eat Tang's monk meat, to being tied up and carried back to Huoyun Cave in desperation, Hong Haier has never held his breath so much.

For so many years, he has been in this mountain like wind and rain. Only he bullies others and no one dares to bully him. Those poor ghosts and gods are usually the ones he calls around, beats and scolds casually, but today they actually He could only escape from Xuanzang and his party if he got help from these people, Honghaier felt that the face of the Holy Infant King was about to be thrown into the South China Sea.

Also, I don't know what kind of material the broken rope that binds him is made of, but it is so strong. He struggled all the way and couldn't get away at all. In the end, he had to use a diamond file to break it. It must be some kind of fairy magic weapon.

Thinking of Long Xiaobai's smiling face asking him to thank him, Hong Haier felt extremely aggrieved.

Originally, he only wanted to eat Tang Seng alone, but now, he wished to eat those people who made him embarrassing in public together, or be burned to ashes by the real fire of Samadhi.

Just hating his gums itching, he heard the little demon guarding the door rushing to report: "My lord, it's not good! Someone is making trouble outside the door!"

Red Boy straightened up from the seat: "Who is it?"

"One with a hairy face, one with a fat head and big ears, one with a blue beard, and two with thin skin and tender flesh in the back. They still look like human beings."

"If there is a way to heaven, you don't go, and if there is no way to hell, you come and vote!" Hong Haier sneered, and threw the broken golden rope on the ground, "Go and get my five-element cart ready, and I will give you a barbecue later! "

******

Long Xiaobai followed Xuanzang, looking at the Huoyun Cave not far away, he couldn't help but lament that this red boy really deserves the title of money-gathering boy, with the ghostly appearance of exploiting the land of those mountain gods, but in the end, his own cave was actually well-arranged. Like a fairyland, there is such a poem in the original book to describe Honghaier's cave:

The ancient road back to Luan is still quiet, and Fengyue also listens to Xuanhe.

The white clouds reveal the light of the river, and the flowing water crosses the bridge to make the fairyland happy.

Apes scream, birds sing, flowers and trees are strange, vines, stones, and Zhilan win.

Cang shakes the cliffs and ravines to disperse the haze, and the emerald dyed pines and bamboos attract colorful phoenixes.

What a blessed place for a fairy family, in any situation, this is the standard luxury house configuration in fairy tales.

The group stopped tens of meters away from Huoyun Cave.

"Master, are we really going to take down this red boy?" Long Xiaobai asked worriedly.

In fact, the problems that the land of the mountain gods are concerned about are equally useful to them now.The Bull Demon King will not talk about it for now, but Guanyin Bodhisattva really has to take care of it. After all, they have let go of their words. If Xuanzang's attack is not serious, and the fight is good or bad, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the immediate boss?

The senior HR of the enterprise finally poached the high-tech talents of the rival company, but one of them was missed and severely injured by the manager of his department.

Not only lose people, but also lose money.

"Yes." Xuanzang's answer was very firm, without any hesitation, "Subduing demons and demons is the righteous way of heaven and earth, so what is there to be afraid of?"

"But the Bull Demon King and Guanyin Bodhisattva..."

"The Bull Demon King is a monster. In my hands, it will naturally end in extinction. As for Avalokitesvara..." Xuanzang paused, "Leaving aside the veracity of the rumors, insulting the land of the mountain god is against the way of heaven. Even Guanyin can't protect him!"

"If Guanyin Bodhisattva really accepts him, what should we do?"

Xuanzang stopped in his tracks and said in a firm tone, "The monsters don't have to wait for the heavens to catch them, I can take care of them myself."

Long Xiaobai followed Xuanzang resentfully, feeling that Xuanzang, who was so angry with the sky and the earth, was going to start robbing Guanyin Bodhisattva after he robbed the head with his disciples.

Just as he was talking, he saw Hulala rolling out five cars from the cave.

Long Xiaobai's eyes widened, this red boy not only has a mansion, but also so many luxury cars, he is really extravagant and lustful, can you enjoy it at a young age?

Monk Sha shook his head and sighed in a low voice: "The wine and meat of Zhumen smell bad, and there are frozen bones on the road."

Zhu Bajie: "Third Junior Brother, don't drag the text at this critical moment! Didn't you see that this kid is going to run over us with a car?"

Seeing someone coming out of the cave, Sun Wukong took a step forward and shouted, "My nephew, I am your uncle Sun, let's sit down and have a chat, shall we?"

Long Xiaobai was surprised: "Sun Houzi, didn't you call the door like this?!"

Sun Wukong spread his hands: "After all, they are relatives."

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "It's a pity that people don't recognize you."

Sun Wukong is too lazy to fight with Zhu Bajie, he is still afraid of Red Boy's samadhi real fire and thick smoke!Now I can only pray that the red boy can't see the flaws in his eyes, as long as the thick smoke doesn't greet his eyes!

The red boy's figure appeared at the entrance of Huoyun Cave, and the golden rope on his body had disappeared.

The red boy was also not speculative, and he was already suffocating his anger, and he didn't even say hello when they met each other, he raised his flaming spear and stabbed him!

The tip of the gun barely brushed Monkey King's ear!

Monkey King, who felt the opponent's killing intent, was also unambiguous, and swung the iron bar and cursed: "You little bastard, you don't know the heights! Watch the stick!"

With the whistling sound of the golden cudgel, Monkey King jumped into the caravan.

Red Boy put his hips on his hips and sneered, and chanted a spell. All of a sudden, the five cars spewed flames in unison, like five anti-aircraft flame cannons, and caught Monkey King in the middle straight.

The author has something to say: Little angels, please tell me loudly, is the following the voice of your heart? !