[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

([-]) Non-violent non-cooperation

Qiu Shouxian has been very unhappy since being beaten back to his original form by the Antarctic fairy in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation.

This unhappiness reached its peak when Manjusri Bodhisattva blindfolded him.

At any rate, he is also a direct disciple of the master of Tongtian. These gods who have attained the Tao will fight back to their original forms, ride when they say ride, and eunuch if they say eunuch. They don't give him any face.

There is no egg between the so-called legs, and there is no sense of security as a beast (shou).

Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. He dare not resist openly, but it is still possible to resist secretly, such as non-violent non-cooperative behaviors such as sneaking down to the world to fish for nothing.

One day, Qiushouxian invited his good brother Lingyaxian who was sick and pitiful with him to secretly play in the lower realm, and suddenly he was bumped into by Manjusri Bodhisattva who turned back halfway. Qiushouxian became anxious, turned around and ran to the lower realm, the more the Bodhisattva called him, the more he ran away The Bodhisattva became anxious, and threw a vajra sword from the clouds, and struck Qiushouxian on the shoulder, knocking him unconscious.

([-]) Entering the chicken coop by mistake

Qiu Shouxian woke up and found himself in a chicken coop.

Not only did he rediscover the original shape of a green-haired lion, but he also lost several circles in size due to the damage to his mana, and now he is only half the size of an arm.

He moved his paws and shoulders and felt a sharp pain. It seemed that he would not be able to transform into a human form in a short time.

Fortunately, the chicken coop was relatively safe. The black chickens beside him were frightened when they saw him, and obediently gave him the thick hay coop to lie down on.

This lie down lasted three days.

Qiu Shouxian was lying in the chicken coop, eating raw eggs for a few days, feeling like a bird was about to fade out of his mouth, just when he felt that he was about to be fed up with raw eggs, finally an aunt was about to die. He was dragged out of the chicken coop.

"I just said that the number of eggs is wrong recently. It turns out that this thing is stealing!"

"Look! It's so beautiful, I can't even walk now!"

The aunt pinched Qiushouxian by the back of his neck and slipped in the air, causing the wound on his shoulder to ache.

Qiu Shouxian glanced at her, the warning in his gaze: You stinky bitch, put me down quickly, or don't blame me for eating you with a big mouth!

He is not bragging, his big mouth, swallowing it hard, can swallow hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, eating a man is not like playing.

"Oh! This little bastard still dares to stare at people! Look at you!" The aunt shook her hands and glanced behind her. "Later, I will pluck and skin this bastard, and mother will make you soup."

As soon as Qiu Shouxian raised his eyes, he saw a young man with a straight back standing behind the stinking woman. The young man seemed to have heard the woman's voice and was looking up to follow the sound.

When Qiu Shouxian saw the young man's face, he felt that a colorful firework exploded in front of his eyes.

What a beautiful boy!That silhouette is like the majestic mountains of Saibei, the eyebrows and eyes are like the dazzling stars of the Milky Way, that delicate face, that handsome figure, alas, Qiushouxian has lived for more than 3000 years, only to see that a mortal can grow It's so beautiful!

Such a beautiful person should have a compassionate heart, right?He must not have the heart to eat mine.

Qiu Shouxian thought of this, and grinned foolishly.

([-]) Wow meow meow

"Oh! Mother, why is this thing grinning at me! It's so scary!"

The young man pursed his lips and took a step back.

"This is a lion! It will eat people when it grows up!" the aunt warned.

"Really?" The boy leaned forward, "Why do I look like a cat? Mother, others say cat meat is sour and not tasty."

Seeing that the two began to discuss how to eat themselves, Qiu Shouxian felt a little nervous. After living for so long, it was him who ate others with his mouth open. He never thought that there would be a day when he would become the food of others. What's even more frightening is that this not-so-good imagination seems to be gradually becoming a reality.

"How is it possible?" The aunt carried Qiushouxian in her hand, and walked to a cauldron that was bubbling, "The lion is howling, and the cat is meowing, there is no mistake."

Following the aunt's movements, Qiu Shouxian's eyes widened, seeing that the cauldron was getting closer and closer to him, and the boiling water almost touched his tail slightly——

"Meow meow meow meow meow...!!!"

The majestic green-haired lion Qiushouxian let out a heart-piercing meow.

"Huh? Why are you injured? I'll go and bandage you up." The young man hugged Qiushou Xian, who was identified as a cat, went into the room and found a small medicine box, and applied golden sore medicine to the wound.

Qiushou Xian thought: This is a wound cut by the magic weapon of the fairy family. How can your mortal herbs heal it?But...it's good to be kind. As a reward, I won't eat you when I recover my mana.

The boy put him on the bed and checked him over and over again, poked his belly, and said with a smile: "It's still a little female cat."

You are the little cat!Qiushou Xian opened his mouth wide, wanting to bite the young man's hand.

Glancing from the corner of the eye, the aunt stepped into the door, and his voice suddenly changed in fright—"Wow~...Meow~".

Brat, look, I won't eat you!

([-]) Black-bone chicken is my favorite

From then on, the boy always took that cat with him, oh no, that fairy.

The young man is called Wuji Lang, because his family makes a living by raising black-bone chickens and selling them for money.

Life in the countryside is very boring. When the children in the village get together, they just gossip and have nothing to do except fight and fight. The activities of the boys are even more simple. They are nothing more than making troubles, making troubles, and making troubles.

"Hey, Wujilang, what do you do with this cat every day? Aren't you afraid that it will eat up all your chickens?"

The child king in the village shouted loudly, causing a group of children around to laugh.

"My father said, the cat is poor, the dog is blessed, and the pig is wearing Xiaobu! Wuji Lang, you must be careful, this cat has made your family poor and unable to make a fortune."

"Hahaha..." The children burst into laughter.

Wujilang hugged Qiushouxian tightly in his arms, and shot back: "Your family doesn't raise cats, and I haven't seen you become a king when you are rich!"

"Return the king! Is it the king of Wuji Kingdom?" The child king jumped off the stone with a smile, pointed at Qiushou Xian with distaste and asked, "What does it eat?"

Wu Jilang thought for a while: "Eat everything."

"Really?" Kid King narrowed his eyes slightly, his tone suspicious, "What's your favorite food?"

"do not know……"

"Do rats eat or not?"

"..."

"Do you want to eat steamed buns?"

"..."

"Do you eat corn stubble?"

"..."

"Do you want to eat the haggis?"

"..."

Qiushouxian fisted his claws, yawned, and said to himself: Don't even guess, I love people the most.

([-]) Stunning beauty

Five or six years later, the boy grew up and reached the age of spring love, but the cat was still that cat, the fairy was still that fairy, the lion was still that lion, and still loved to eat people.

One day, Wu Jilang woke up early, changed into new clothes, and even tidied his hair, making him look even more beautiful.

Qiu Shouxian, who was lying on the bed, stood up: "Meow meow?"

"A very beautiful girl came to the village recently. I heard that she is a stunning beauty. I'm going to see the excitement." Wu Jilang tidied up his clothes, picked up Qiushouxian and went out.

As soon as he walked to the door of the girl's house, there was a loud laughing sound from around him:

"Isn't this Wuji Lang? He looks good, but his family is too poor..."

"It looks so useless, look at that thin body, it's not a material for farm work!"

"Don't talk stupidly, and talk too little, the girl won't like it..."

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Wujilang hugged Qiushouxian tightly in his arms, lowered his head, his eyes were a little lonely: "Let's go."

"Wait," the beautiful girl walked forward with her slender waist twisted, "Is that a cat in your arms? Can you let me see it?"

Wujilang turned around and showed the cat in his arms to the girl.

Qiu Shouxian turned his head and grinned at her.

"Oh! This cat is so ugly!"

The girl exclaimed, covered her mouth timidly, and waved her hands with disgust on her face: "The hair color is so strange, take it away."

Wujilang sighed, and then looked at the cat in his arms.

Immediately, Qiu Shouxian pouted, his eyes were wide open, his fur paws were resting on his mouth, his ears shook, meow~

so cute

What kind of aesthetics is this woman.

Because the other party discriminated against his cat, Wuji Lang even felt that the stunning beauty was not so beautiful anymore.

On the way back, Wujilang was a little depressed.

Qiu Shouxian plucked Wujilang's skirt twice with his small hairy paws: "Meow meow?" (Why are you unhappy?)

"You don't understand," Wuji Lang glanced at him, and muttered to himself as if thinking of something, "It's strange, why don't you ever get in heat?"

Qiu Shouxian's face darkened: Hmph, if I hadn't been raped by something, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to bear it... Cough.

Therefore, Qiushouxian made another decision: in the future, he not only loves to eat people, but also loves to eat beautiful beauties.

([-]) Hear your name again

After another six or seven years, the aunt who wanted him to make soup died of old age.

After more than ten years, the teenager also waited for this day.

Qiushouxian was coiled by his hand, and Wujilang's breathing gradually became weaker.

"You can live for such a long time, so it's not an ordinary cat, maybe it's some kind of monster?"

"..." Qiu Shouxian looked at him, not knowing what to say.

"It's probably because I was thinking too much. The ghosts in the book are very powerful. They can call wind and rain, and they can turn stones into gold. They can do whatever they want, but I have raised you for so many years, and you don't know anything..."

Should I say something ashamed?Qiu Shouxian thought.

Just say what you want, how do I know what you want if you don’t tell me?We gods don't care about these at all, and regard money as dung.

"Hey……"

It was the last long sigh.

Qiushouxian returned to the sky, received a whip from the Bodhisattva, and continued to be a mount.

I don't know how long after that, the Tathagata came to the door and said that he would use his hands to go to the lower realm to test Tang Seng in a catastrophe.

That country is called Wuji Country, and the short-lived king is called Wuji King.

When Qiu Shouxian heard this, he burst out laughing.

Shaking his head and swaying his tail, he invited himself to the lower bounds.

In the Wuji king's palace, the noisy king, who was having a good time, suddenly shuddered, and his skin got goosebumps.

Could it be that he was suffering from heatstroke?It seems that the chef should cook a bowl of black-bone chicken soup to drink...

Ninety-nine sunny days, the south wind blows over the black tiles and blue walls, singing softly, pouring out the heart of no one.