[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

What would a person who had been dead for three years look like?

Long Xiaobai thought that even if there were no rotten bones left, it must have a pale face, dark blue lips, and swollen muscles, like a zombie.

Even if he was a king before his death, he would at most wear rich and noble clothes, and his body should be as horrible as it should be. There is absolutely no possibility of continuing to be beautiful.So when Zhu Bajie carried a lifelike body out of the well that seemed to have been stored in a fresh freezer for three days, she was completely, fully, and unreservedly stunned.

Zhu Bajie carried the Wuji King's body out of the well mouth with all his strength, and his whole body collapsed, sitting on the ground in a daze for a long time.

"Second brother, is this the king's body?"

"What do you think? You can't see it yourself."

Zhu Bajie pursed his mouth and snorted resentfully, as if he still couldn't let go of the matter of carrying the dead.

Xuanzang looked at the water ghost emperor who was still lying at the mouth of the well, hesitant to speak. This physical body and spirit body looked exactly the same. It seemed that what the king said was true, he was indeed killed by the monster pushing into the well.

Long Xiaobai was stunned for a long time, and finally couldn't help reaching out to poke that rosy face.

When you poke it, it feels very springy and full of moisture.

"Uh... Junior Sister, are you giving him a massage? He can't feel it." Monkey King reminded kindly.

Long Xiaobai looked at Sun Wukong dumbfounded: "I'm just curious about how well preserved this body is! The elasticity of the muscles, the color of the skin, and the blush on the little face, how did you do it?"

"Jing Longwang said that it was because he used the Dingyan Pearl."

"Dingyan Pearl?" Long Xiaobai's eyes lit up, "You mean that this pearl can make people look young and keep their skin and body fresh forever?"

Sun Wukong nodded: "It seems so."

Long Xiaobai's eyes immediately lit up. In this way, wouldn't this Dingyan Pearl be more effective than SKII and La Mer?When you are someone else, you will still be when someone else is 80 years old. What do you need?What kind of hyaluronic acid is used!What are you doing radio wave lift!The beauty lasts forever, and a piece will last forever, okay? !

Seeing that Long Xiaobai's eyes were not right, Sun Wukong looked at King Wuji's fleshy eyes shining, as if looking at some kind of rare treasure, and guessed that she must have gone astray somewhere else.

"Can anyone use this Dingyan Pearl?" Long Xiaobai swallowed and said.

Slowly getting to her point, Sun Wukong finally understood that this little junior sister was thinking about the beautifying effect of this bead, and broke her dream with a smile: "This bead is only useful for the dead."

"Ah? A dead person?" Long Xiaobai sighed regretfully after hearing the words: "It's too wasteful, why should you be so beautiful when you're dead?"

Sun Wukong hooked his lips and smiled: "What if I can still live?"

still alive?

Huh?

Misunderstood by gods, Long Xiaobai had a bold idea in his heart, everything is ready and only owes Dongfeng.She hooked her finger at the black-bone chicken king who was lying on the mouth of the well: "Now you have a physical body and a spiritual body, so can you just return the yang?"

Long Xiaobai has seen such scenes in many mythological TV dramas. After a person's soul leaves his body, he wanders outside for a long time, and then he comes back and lays down on his body, bang, he is alive again!

King Wuji shook his head helplessly, stretched out his finger, and Long Xiaobai took it.

"I've tried it before!"

"It doesn't work at all!!"

"How can I describe that feeling to you? It's like my hand passing through your black hair!!!"

"It's like fetching water from a bamboo basket, and it's completely impossible to achieve the physical realm of the unity of soul and body!!!"

Long Xiaobai, whose spirit and body were both shocked, turned to look at Sun Wukong: "Eldest brother, he said no, it seems that there is a lack of some kind of medium."

"Of course," Sun Wukong scratched his hand, "King Jinglong said that if he wants to restore Yang, he needs the inner alchemy of the monster king."

"Inner alchemy? What inner alchemy?" Wuji King opened his eyes and continued to babble:

"Will he be unable to survive after taking his inner alchemy?"

"Isn't this too cruel..."

"Humans are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers. His mother must be very sad if she knows that he has been taken from him..."

"What does Neidan look like? Is it the same as Dali Pill? I have a small throat and may not be able to swallow it..."

With a splitting headache, Long Xiaobai withdrew his fingers, and gave King Wuji a vicious look: "Shut up!"

Black Chicken King: "..."

"Amitabha," Xuanzang saw that the separation of the body and soul of the Wuji King was also a crime, and he proclaimed the Buddha's name, "It is also a feasible method. The monster is about to be eliminated. It is also possible to use his inner alchemy to save the people he harmed. It’s a payoff.”

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The night wind was a bit chilly, so they decided to move the body of the black-bone chicken king back to the post house first, and then help the king return to the sun tomorrow after getting rid of the monster and taking the inner alchemy.

Long Xiaobai glanced at the spirit body of the Wuji King lying on the mouth of the well pretending to be a virgin: "What should you do?"

The king shook his head and pointed to the well below him, which meant that he still couldn't get out of the prison of the water source and could only wait here.

Long Xiaobai turned around, his eyes fell on the fresh corpse on the ground, and he raised his eyes again——

Their eyes met, and there was an embarrassing silence for a moment.

Zhu Bajie, who was still sitting on the ground and surrounded by pens, keenly felt everyone's gaze on him, and his whole body trembled suddenly, looking at the corpse of the Wuji King, he wanted to cry without tears: "I don't! I refuse! Why is it always me? This is not fair!"

Long Xiaobai: "Second Senior Brother, the first time you are born, the second time you are acquainted."

Zhu Bajie: "It doesn't take proficiency to carry a dead person!"

Monk Sha took a deep breath, and slowly looked at Zhu Bajie, his eyes were full of tricks, and the rest of them turned their faces aside very cooperatively.

"Second Senior Brother, you have to know that we are a team, we must understand each other and help each other. You see, Junior Sister usually carries Master on her back, and I have to carry luggage. Do you think it is appropriate for you to be alone every day with empty hands?"

Zhu Bajie: "I...the monkey grandson is also empty-handed, why don't you say so?"

Monk Sha: "He will take Guoguo to help master find the way, respect the old and love the young."

Guoguo poked her head out of her ears and emphasized, "Respect the old and love the young! Respect the old and love the young!"

Zhu Bajie: "But..."

Monk Sha: "Besides, the king's physical body is the most important thing. If the physical body is destroyed, the king can't return it, and everything we do will be meaningless. To put it mildly, you are ruined." Everyone's merits, if you put it into a big picture, are you ruining the fate of a country?"

Zhu Bajie: "Uh..."

Monk Sha: "So, second senior brother, what you are carrying on your back is not the king's corpse, but everyone's trust in you!"

Zhu Bajie: "...Stop talking, I'll recite it."

The corners of Monk Sha's mouth curled into a subtle arc. Since ancient times, affection can't be retained, only routines can win people's hearts.

The second senior brother, who was carrying refrigerated fresh food, felt bitter: What the hell did I do... The city has a lot of routines, I want to go back to the countryside!Cuilan!

The five masters and apprentices returned the same way. The imperial garden at night was already gloomy. Zhu Bajie carried a dead body on his back. The clumsy steps in Li are extremely cautious.

Looking at his gestures, Long Xiaobai couldn't help but think of the theme song of the cartoon "Black Cat Sheriff" he watched when he was a child: eyes staring like copper bells, shooting lightning-like wit, ears erect like antennas, listening to everything Suspicious voice~

"what!"

In the darkness and silence, the little junior sister suddenly exclaimed.

The black pig sheriff Zhu Bajie raised his head, and saw Long Xiao pointing at his back with a pale face, his fingers trembling like fallen leaves in the wind: "Second senior brother, behind you... there is..."

have what?Zhu Bajie's face turned pale in a flash, shouldn't he be carrying this old fresh corpse on his back? !

"There's...a bright firefly behind you!" Long Xiaobai calmed down and said the next sentence leisurely.

Pig Bajie: "..."

Seeing the uncontrollably smiling faces of the friends around him, Zhu Bajie really wanted to throw the body of the black-bone chicken king anywhere, and immediately set off for Gao Laozhuang.

Resisting the urge to slap Long Xiaobai to death, Zhu Bajie quickened his pace.

I walked for about 30 to [-] meters.

Long Xiaobai suddenly called him from behind him: "Second Senior Brother!"

Zhu Bajie didn't want to respond to her tricks anymore, but Long Xiaobai's yelling was fast and urgent. Zhu Bajie looked around and realized that he was walking too fast just now, and was already more than ten steps away from the main force.

"Little Junior Sister, it's not like I said you're playing this trick for the second time..." Zhu Bajie turned his head, and was about to take the opportunity to criticize this childish and boring behavior, but just turned half of his body, the second half of the conversation stopped abruptly.

This time, not only Long Xiaobai, everyone's expressions were not quite right.

It seems that there is really something behind me...

Zhu Bajie's body stiffened, and he carefully felt the flesh on his back.

However, I don't know if my skin is too thick, so I can't feel anything, okay?What the hell is going on! ! !

Regardless of the moment, he loosened his hands, threw the fleshy body on the ground on his back, and ran towards the direction of the large army!

Running to the side of Monk Sha, Zhu Bajie was able to look back.

Under the cover of a shadow, not far from the place where I escaped just now, there is a person standing, wearing a sky-high crown, a silver ribbon around his waist, and a gold silk dragon robe. His temperament is very impressive.

Zhu Bajie fixed his gaze, and then looked at the body he had thrown on the ground just now.

The person was not far from the body of the black-bone chicken king, and the visual impact was even stronger in the close-up comparison.

I saw a black-bone chicken king standing in front of him, and a black-bone chicken king lying on the ground, and they were exactly the same.

It seems that time is reversed. Under the cold moonlight, this scene strangely overlaps with the appearance when I saw the coexistence of the spirit body and the physical body at the mouth of the well just now.

In the darkness, Monkey King sneered, and said to Xuanzang with a smile: "Master, the Lord is here, it seems we don't have to wait until tomorrow."

The author has something to say: Late single dog benefits!

The following is a small theater from the little angel [Nine Leaves Meow]

(520 single dog welfare - in order to appease the majority of single dog comrades, the reporter [Jiuye Xiaomiao] specially designed an opportunity for Xipi to complain about each other when 520 is coming, to make everyone happy - you see that dog abuse is so tiring, Being single is actually pretty good!!)

Xipi Eighteen Questions

3. The most difficult moment in getting along

(black and white)

Xuanzang: Cough, when I took shape for the first time.

Xiaobai: ?(▼ヘ▼#) Master, you mean I'm so ugly that you can't look directly at me?

Xuanzang (shaking his head, coughing lightly, and looking at Xiaobai): Not at that time.

Xiaobai: Then what can you not look directly at?I'm not elegant in hugging my thighs? →_→

Reporter: Bai, what the holy monk meant was that you were not wearing any clothes at the time.

Xiaobai: ⊙▽⊙, yes, how could I forget this...

Reporter: Then Xiaobai thinks when the master can't bear to look directly?

Xiaobai (excitedly): It must be when riding a horse, you can feel the gluteal muscles, abdominal muscles and psoas muscles...

Reporter: Puff, cough, drive when you are caught off guard, you go, the next couple!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

3. The most difficult moment in getting along

(Sun Guo)

Sun Wukong: Every minute and every second with him!All!let!I--

Guoguo: Heart to heart!Heart to heart!

Sun Wukong: Shut up for my grandson! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

Guoguo: (grabs the monkey hair) For nothing, for nothing!

Sun Wukong (Save Monkey Hair): Hiss~ Don't talk, let's go, let's go!

Reporter: Bye?Are you driving me away?Just now I almost thought it was Blank Xipi's belt stem... Okay, the next pair~

Xipi Eighteen Questions

3. The most difficult moment in getting along

(cinnabar)

Pig (roaring): Time to eat!Did not grab food for me! !It caused my food to be eaten by monkeys! !

Sha (calmly): When eating, I don't eat well, and I'm too noisy.

Reporter: Puff puff puff, I have to hold back, the next couple!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

3. The most difficult moment in getting along

(blank)

Sun Wukong (quietly): That must be the time when she put her face in Master's arms to keep warm!The old grandson didn't see her all over his body. She leaned over and rubbed against her <(｀^′)>

Xiaobai (contemptuous face): That's because you have a lot of hair, I'm afraid of lice.

Sun Wukong (takes out Guoguo from his ear): There are no lice, but there is one for the brat, would you like it?

noob:……

Reporter: I like Dasheng's serious and erotic accent (／≧ω＼) Oh, what about Xiaobai?

Xiaobai (thinking face): That's probably when he touches porcelain!

Reporter: Hey, so early...?

Xiaobai (nods): That's right, he was still down the mountain at that time, his clothes were disheveled, and his appearance was low.

Reporter + Great Sage: Yan Kong's sorrow!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

3. The most difficult moment in getting along

(Sun Xuan)

Sun Wukong (complaining): Time to tempt the old grandson with food!This monk's mind is broken!

Xuanzang (raising eyebrows): Huh?

Sun Wukong (a pause): But when we got along later, I found out that the master is very nice, with a cheerful personality, righteous and righteous, and courageous to subdue demons and demons...

Reporter: Stop!stop!What about you, holy monk?

Xuanzang (putting his hands together): Amitabha, the poor monk never felt that he could not bear to look directly at him.

Monkey King (moved): ⊙﹏⊙Master...

Xuanzang (continuing): It’s just that we often hate iron but not steel.

Sun Wukong: (?_?) My strength is not steel? ?Master, you are very demanding.

Xuanzang (hit the nail on the head): Your younger brother and younger sister are still unable to protect themselves. If you are not stronger, come to help your teacher. I want it. What is the use of this monkey?

Sun Wukong: ??? You still sang.

Reporter: Puff, ok, ok, enough dog food, let’s get ready for the next question~

Reporter: 520 send a blessing, everyone?

Xuanzang: May the world live in peace and happiness. (Master is so official)

Old pig (to the hooves): Cui, Cuilan, what, if you meet a son from a good family, you should marry. Huh, old pig can’t go back and marry you. (Hey old pig, come back, yes It’s for everyone, not for your Cuilan’s family letter)

Lao Sha: May lovers get married in the end. (Lao Sha is still reliable)

Guoguo: Heart to heart!Yisen Xinghu (thank you, Guoguo, for a lifetime of happiness, okay)!

Sun Wukong: I won’t say much about the old grandson. Those who voted for the author will receive a hug from each other. (Ahhh, this benefit, I will come first!!)

Xiaobai: The 520th line actor is here, thank you for your love!Thank you for your support, I will definitely win him!So everyone should work hard to be happy, and I wish you all a happy [-]~