[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

The room is not big, and there is only half a screen between the person and the ghost. It’s okay if the ghost doesn’t move, but once it moves, there’s really no room for it. I didn't even dare to breathe.

and so……

Should she be screaming?Or should I get dressed first?Or should you scream and get dressed?

What if the other party moves first during this process?Run out naked?

After going out, should I cover the top or the bottom first?Or just cover your face?

Tobe, ornottobe, that is the question.

Long Xiaobai stared at the sneaky figure stiffly all over his body, and his scalp was numb from the questions in his mind that might be punished by the anti-pornography crackdown.

No, she thought again and again, this is a temple, not any other place outside, a screaming naked woman suddenly ran out of the monk's house in the middle of the night, I am afraid that before Xuanzang came over, she would have been crossed to the Buddha The exorcism ceremony was performed in the hall.

Not only did he suffer, but he might also implicate his master and brothers.

Pursing his lips tightly, taking a deep breath, Long Xiaobai adjusted his mood, seeing that the shadow in the bathtub didn't seem to have any intention of moving, he stopped hesitating and started to move decisively, while staring at the shadow on the screen for a moment, while He put on his clothes tremblingly under his hands.

With trembling, he put on his inner coat, with trembling, he put on his coat, and finally with trembling, he put on his trousers.

Amidst the continuous trembling, the shadow in the tub remained motionless all the time. Long Xiaobai leaned against the screen, feeling his breathing gradually became steady.

Very well, Long Xiaobai felt that her heart was not as scared as before, if the enemy can't move, I can't move, as long as she doesn't make a sound, maybe this thing will stand firmly in this bucket for a lifetime?

In the dark, Long Xiaobai stood still for more than a minute before he prepared his mind and slowly poked his head towards the edge of the screen.

"noob--"

A sudden sound came from outside the door.

Long Xiao's face twitched in shock, and hurriedly glanced in the direction of the door, then quickly returned to the shadow, and said in a trembling voice: "Master..."

"What's the matter with you?" Xuanzang heard that her voice was wrong, and in an instant her figure was already approaching the door.

"There's a strange thing in the tub..." Long Xiaobai almost didn't dare to make a sound, leaving only a barely audible breath.

Bang!

Before the words were finished, the door of the room was already opened!

Xuanzang's figure flashed in, Long Xiaobai seized the opportunity, and rushed out from behind the screen with a whoosh!

"Master, there is a ghost in the bathtub!!" She shouted while rushing towards Xuanzang.

Seeing Long Xiaobai rushing towards him, Xuanzang's expression changed.

Crunch!

The door closed again.

Xuanzang flashed out quickly, the process of entering and exiting happened so fast, if audience friends blinked a little in the middle, it would feel as if Xuanzang had never entered at all.

You left at supersonic speed, just as you came at supersonic speed, you waved your cassock, leaving Xiaobai in despair.

Long Xiaobai almost slammed his head on the door panel, looking at the closed door in front of him with a dazed face, he reacted after a while, and slammed on the door like crazy: "Master! You are running too fast! I Haven’t gone out yet! Don’t close the door!!”

Xuanzang's voice came steadily from outside the door: "Don't be afraid, that thing has been sealed with a cassock for the master."

Long Xiaobai pawed at the door, his legs and feet were weak, and his voice was already crying: "Then don't close the door... there is a ghost!"

"You..." Xuanzang hesitated for a moment, and finally tried to calm down and said: "You are not dressed properly."

"I'm ready!" Long Xiaobai was sure and sure.

"Really not dressed well—"

"It's really dressed! If you don't believe me, you can check it!"

Long Xiaobai tugged at the skirt in a hurry, wanting to prove that he was clearly wearing the third layer on the left and the third layer on the right behind the screen just now, but who knew that he felt light and light when he pulled it, and looked down, only to see that he was wearing it on the outside I don’t know when the cross-neck blouse fell apart, and now it is hanging obediently on both sides, with the middle breast open, revealing the moon-white tube top inside...

No wonder the moment she appeared from behind the screen, Xuanzang closed the door behind her like he had seen a ghost.

Maybe it was because her hands were trembling too much just now that she didn't fasten it properly, and she fell apart after being excited and running just now.

If this made her run out, I guess she would be like a Victoria's Secret angel. The show went directly from the inside to the outside of the house. When the wind blows, maybe there will be two more little wings.

Long Xiaobai flattened her mouth, and lay on the door silently.Leaning against the door and lowering his head to tidy up his clothes, he kept trying to control himself not to glance at the terrible bathtub.

Outside the door, Xuanzang, who had just flashed out at supersonic speed, was inexplicably shocked.

what happened?What happened just now?When did Xiao Bai discover that something was wrong in the tub?Before bath or after bath?It can't be in the shower, can it?

If you are in the shower...

The afterimage of the moon-white tube top flashed before his eyes, and it was like a thunderbolt, which exploded in Xuanzang's heart, making him almost at a loss what to do.

Amitabha!Amitabha!What are you thinking about!

Xuanzang stabilized his mind, trying to analyze this matter carefully with the remaining rationality.

This kind of sudden situation has not happened before. The first time I saw her in Yingshoujian, it was not like this absurd appearance, but at that time I completely regarded her as a monster, thinking that she was just a monster, and the appearance was absurd. What to make a fuss about, I can naturally keep calm in my heart.

Yes, just look at it as a demon, besides, she wore less clothes then than today...

Suddenly, the image of Long Xiaobai hugging his thigh naked and looking up at him lit up again in his mind.

Amitabha!Amitabha!What are you thinking about!

Xuanzang felt that he could not continue to think about it like this. This is a demon in his heart. The more he fights, the more wrong it will be. He has to completely ignore it!

Xuanzang silently recited the mantra of clearing the heart several times in his heart, feeling that he had encountered a major crisis that he had never experienced in his 25 years of practice!

******

After tidying up the clothes and making sure that there will be no more mistakes, Long Xiaobai gently knocked on the door: "Master, I really got dressed this time."

There was only a creak, and the door opened, revealing three faces with different expressions.

Some winked, some smacked their mouths with their fingers in their mouths, and some had wandering eyes and faces full of hesitation...

"Uh," Long Xiaobai felt the embarrassment in the air, looked at the three senior brothers and said, "Are you all outside just now?"

"..."

"See all of them?" Long Xiaobai felt like he was going crazy...

Friends should immediately look at the sky, look at the ground, and scratch the hair. Anyway, there is no time to answer questions.

"Did you see it!" Long Xiaobai shouted violently!

"No!" Monk Sha was taken aback, waved his hands again and again, "Only Master went in! We were all outside, we didn't see anything!"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie shook their heads like a fan, and drew a clear line with Xuanzang very firmly: "Yes, yes, yes, we didn't go in, we didn't see anything!"

Xuanzang had already recited the mantra of pure heart dozens of times at this time, his mind was settled, he coughed heavily, and emphasized: "Amitabha, your little junior sister hasn't started washing just now."

Zhu Bajie frowned and began to analyze seriously: "Haven't you started washing yet? Then Master, why are you running so fast when you go in and out?"

Monk Sha was more pragmatic, citing factual evidence: "The key is to come out and say that other people's clothes are not properly dressed..."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows: "Why didn't you dress well?"

Zhu Bajie: "Senior brother, how long has the junior sister been wearing it after the master ran out?"

Sun Wukong pinched his fingers and said, "It's been a long time."

"It seems to be completely off."

Boom!

It was the sound of the nine-ringed tin stick.

Sun Wukong shuddered all over, rolled his eyes for a moment, as if he was on the upper body of a ghost, and stretched his hands in front of his chest.

"Ah! Why am I here? Could it be that I was sleepwalking? What happened just now..."

"Eldest brother, what a coincidence! I sleepwalked too, just woke up, and I'm still dizzy right now, hehehe..."

The so-called dog gall is gone forever, and the eternal pride is empty.

Monk Sha who missed the trip 囧: Brothers, is it too late for me to join the sleepwalking luxury package now?Don't abandon me!

"Amitabha," Xuanzang looked at the senior brothers who were forced to look confused, and nodded to Long Xiaobai, "Okay, now let's go and see the one in the room."

When entering the door, Xuanzang's cold eyes swept lightly at the belt of Long Xiaobai's coat, as if he was inadvertently confirming something.

Did he see it just now...Long Xiaobai and Xuan Zang's eyes briefly collided, the other's serious to almost cold expression made her feel warm and heartbeat for no reason, she lowered her head embarrassedly, grabbed the corner of her clothes, her mind went blank.

In the house, Xuanzang's cassock was just covering the bathtub. Although there was no movement in the bucket, everyone could see that there was something under the cassock.

Sun Wukong was the closest, and he muttered: "This ghost has followed us all the way, and now it has followed us into the bathtub. It seems that it is not only a water ghost, but also a pervert! Junior sister, when did you find out? his?"

Before bath or after bath?It can't be in the shower, can it?Xuanzang's eyes lightly looked over.

Long Xiaobai blushed, and said softly: "Before taking a bath... When I was changing clothes behind the screen, I saw his shadow."

Sun Wukong let out a long breath: "That's okay."

Long Xiaobai coughed lightly when he heard the words, but the words didn't get any better!

"Didn't it mean that this thing is not in the Three Realms?" Monk Sha asked.

Sun Wu gave him a blank look: "Anyway, it's not something normal, let's uncover it!"

The three brothers looked at me and I looked at you, but no one stepped forward.

"What are you waiting for? Waiting for the bride to lift her hijab herself?" Sun Wukong clicked his tongue, walked to the bucket in a few steps, and took off the cassock with a clatter.

Now everyone finally saw what was in the bucket, and the conversation stopped abruptly.

The moment Sun Wukong lifted the cassock, Long Xiaobai subconsciously closed his eyes, fearing that he would see something frightening, and waited until there was no sound around him, then he tremblingly asked, "How does it look?"

Zhu Bajie swallowed, trying to describe the scene in front of him as accurately as possible: "It looks...very rich."

Um?Long Xiaobai wondered, shouldn't it be scary?weird?fear?Weird or something?

What the hell is money?

Could it be that this guy is the kind whose clam shells at the bottom of the water have become fine, with big pearls hanging all over his body?

Forget it, I'll just watch it myself, Long Xiaobai opened his eyes.

Under the dim candlelight, there was a man standing dripping with water in the tub, wearing a pure gold crown inlaid with numerous orbs, a silver silk jasper belt around his waist, a hundred pearls sewn together, and wearing a dragon dragon. The gown is woven with gold silk, the shoes on the feet are embroidered with superb skills, and there is a handle of white jade that is as crystal as snow in his hand, which is priceless and beautiful jade at first glance.

Long Xiaobai was speechless, what Zhu Bajie said just now was correct, he was very rich and rich.

Xuanzang asked, "Who are you? Where are you from? What are you doing with us?"

The rich ghost didn't answer, and kept standing in the barrel, but his eyes slid over, staring at Long Xiaobai intently.

Long Xiaobai shook, and took a step closer to Xuanzang: "What do you see me doing?"

"Ah... ah..." The ghost opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound, he just waved at Long Xiaobai blindly.

Is a dumb?Long Xiaobai thought to himself.

"Ah..." The ghost continued to point at Long Xiaobai, as if wanting her to pass by.

Xuanzang beside him suddenly touched his shoulder, motioning her to come forward.

"Master, you are not afraid that he will harm me." Long Xiaobai was a little unhappy.

Xuanzang said affirmatively, "Don't worry, he won't dare with me around."

Long Xiaobai took a few steps forward bravely, and then cast a hesitant glance at the rich ghost, who waved his finger pointing at her, motioning her to do the same as him.

Are you going to teach me sign language?This is a bit too casual, I can't learn it in a while!

The rich ghost's fingers shook twice, and then he poked straight at her, like a ghost, Long Xiaobai raised his finger.

Long Xiaobai felt that he was really crazy. He was here in the middle of the night playing with a drowning ghost in the bathtub. Could it be that you are the incarnation of ET?Must use this wonderful way to communicate with human souls?

As expected, Chinese culture has a long history. Thousands of years ago, there were not only aliens, but also alien ghosts.

However, even if she didn't want to, she still raised her finger slowly in the eyes of the onlookers, facing the rich ghost.

The moment the fingertips of the two touched, a heartbroken cry for help burst out in his mind, and Long Xiaobai's brain buzzed instantly!

"I know you can hear me, save me!"

"I'm not a ghost or a monster, I'm the king of Wuji Kingdom!"

"I became like this because I was harmed by others. Only you can save me!!"

"Please, please!!!"