[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Early in the morning of the second day, Xuanzang led Long Xiaobai to continue on his way.

Recalling Taibai Jinxing's words last night, Long Xiaobai is really the first and the second big. When he travels west, he travels west, and when he learns scriptures, he learns scriptures. Why does he have to recruit all three apprentices to complete his merits and virtues?It's not the seven dragon balls, you have to collect all seven to summon the dragon.

But she really wanted to go back to the modern society to realize the dream of an actor that had not yet been realized in time.

This unknown world made her feel very uncertain.

The road in the mountains was difficult, Xuanzang didn't ride a horse at the moment, but just walked in front of her holding the rein.Looking at Xuanzang's back, Long Xiaobai's mood was very complicated, maybe he was sad, but inexplicably there was a sense of security in the sadness and anxiety, he always felt that there was this person in front of him, and the journey to the west might not be what he thought So tough.Maybe grit your teeth, close your eyes and open them again, time flies, and you can have a happy ending in a blink of an eye?

After walking for more than half a day, they arrived at Liangjie Mountain in the evening. The afterglow of the setting sun patrolled the forest, as if it was a large golden honeycomb.

The sunset is infinitely good, but it is almost dusk.It seems that they are going to rest in the mountains today.

call out!

Suddenly something came through the air, Long Xiaobai was startled all over, thinking that he accidentally touched the arrow trap set by Orion.Fortunately, the sound was only one sound, and the aim was not good, so it didn't hurt them.

Master Xuanzang stopped, looked around, and frowned.

Long Xiaobai also held his breath and listened, but there was no more sound, so he could only gather his energy and walk carefully.

It's a pity that there is a law in this world called Murphy's Law, the more you don't want something to happen, the more likely it will happen.

"Ouch!"

Long Xiaobai trembled when he heard the sound, and took a step back subconsciously.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

The sudden scream made the atmosphere freeze suddenly. The sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves. It was almost dusk and the barren mountains and mountains were deserted. It sounded like a ghost.

"Don't you fucking have eyes! I reminded you just now and you stepped on me!"

Long Xiaobai was startled fiercely, followed the sound and looked around, and saw a round thing grinning at him in a crevice of a rock that was not too high and not too low.

It was fluffy and round, with two small holes in it, like a shelled coconut.

Looking at the shape of the coconut stuck in the rock, Long Xiaobai thought hard for a while, and finally picked out a glittering golden shadow from her dusty memory. She knew who the owner of the voice was.

Isn't this Monkey King Monkey King?

Why is he in this shape?What about his piercing eyes?

But I saw Monkey King knocking on the rock wall under his nose in a ruffian way: "Hey! Monk, your horse stepped on me! How do you plan to compensate?"

Long Xiaobai couldn't stand listening anymore, she thought to herself that the old lady's hoof is thousands of miles away from you, how could she step on you?Could it be that you stepped on your invisible wings?Do you want face?

Master!This monkey blackmails people!Long Xiao flicked her white ponytail and shrank behind Xuanzang.

"What are you hiding?! I said if you stepped on it, you stepped on it!" Sun Wukong shouted like thunder, and his big slap slapped on the mountain wall, "Hurry up and hand over your food and drink, or don't even think about going over there!" !"

Long Xiaobai almost collapsed, this is Chi Guoguo's touch!I didn't expect you, Dasheng, to be suppressed here for hundreds of years, and you actually made a living by touching porcelain.And judging from the straight-line distance between the two, this porcelain touch is a bit forced.

Wake up, you are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who dares to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace!Where did you learn this opportunistic, blackmailing villain's face, what have you experienced after being suppressed under the mountain all these years!Behind all this, is it the distortion of monkey nature, or the loss of morality?

"bang"

It was the soft tap of the nine-ring tin rod.

Long Xiaobai trembled all over, and immediately looked towards Xuanzang next to him as if thinking of something.

"Demon?" Xuanzang asked softly with an ominous voice.

Long Xiaobai's heart was full of alarm bells, he was afraid that he would see an afterimage in the sky again, and then the Maoye screamed and was beaten into coconut milk on the ground.

"Are you scared? Be obedient and take out the things to spare you, or else when I break out of the mountain, you, a bald donkey, can't run away!"

Senior brother, please stop fucking saying a few words!Long Xiaobai, who felt Xuanzang's anger soared, almost collapsed. This guy's brain must have evaporated in the alchemy furnace, and he was in a hurry to seek death!

Under the provocation of Sun Wukong's words, Xuanzang slowly took two steps towards the rock. In Long Xiaobai's eyes, this was like the god of death coming. One step and two steps, like claws and devils.

It was just a matter of pressing Sun Wukong against the rock wall and rubbing, rubbing.

Long Xiaobai was really afraid that Xuanzang would kill Sun Wukong in a fit of anger, and her mission would be a complete failure. Taibai Jinxing made it clear that none of the three apprentices should be missing.

In order to ensure that the mission was not flawed, Long Xiaobai could only take a deep breath, stepped forward quickly, and bit Xuanzang's sleeve!

Mmm... salty, tastes good.

Feeling the pulling force from behind, Xuanzang flicked his sleeve lightly and pulled the corner of the sleeve out of Long Xiaobai's mouth, but he didn't move forward.

Touching Long Xiaobai's chin, he said casually, "I'm not afraid."

Long Xiaobai glanced at Xuanzang pleasingly with lowered eyebrows, don't get close to Monkey King, I won't be afraid.

Xuanzang turned around silently, and took out all kinds of food from the bag behind the horse's buttocks. Some of these things were prepared a long time ago, and some were loaded from Orion's house before leaving. There were noodle cakes, fruits, There are also a few steamed noodles kneaded with sesame oil.

Sun Wukong didn't know that he hadn't eaten fresh fruit in hundreds of lifetimes. When he saw Xuanzang take out the food, his eyes were straightened: "Good monk, quickly bring the food to honor your grandfather."

His tone was righteous and confident, as if he had expected that the monk in front of him would not dare to offend him easily.

Seeing that he was so unkind to his male god, Long Xiaobai wished he could walk away, turning this professional householder into a nail householder, who would be under the mountain for another few hundred years.

An apple was suddenly handed under her nose, it was red and exuded a seductive aroma.The male god fed himself the fruit, and Long Xiaobai gnawed on it without thinking about it, and ate it in two or three bites, and then smacked his mouth a few times in a still unsatisfied way.

Xuanzang looked at her with a smile: "Is it delicious?"

tasty!Without even thinking about it, Long Xiaobai babbled louder.

Long Xiaobai felt something was wrong just after a few squats, why was the voice of squatting so loud, it sounded like an echo in his ears, when he looked around, Long Xiaobai was delighted, and saw that it was stuck in the crevice of the rock The Monkey King in the movie has big eyes, a big puddle of saliva dripping from his chin, and he is smacking his mouth following her rhythm, and the two have a wonderful resonance.

Xuanzang wanted this effect. Seeing Monkey King staring blankly, he took out all kinds of food leisurely, and placed them on the ground one step away from Monkey King.

Touching this one and smelling it, it seems that there are too many choices, and I am a little distressed, and I can't decide which one to eat first.

He lay down while others were sitting, and he watched while others were eating. For a person who has been tortured by hunger for 500 years, eating dirt and drinking wind every day, it is simply unspeakable torture.

Looking at plums can quench thirst, but looking at rice can only make you hungrier more and more.

The desire for food prompted Sun Wukong to stretch his arms, but the pile of food was extremely technical, and it didn’t look far away, but no matter how Sun Wukong struggled, his fingertips were always 0.001mm away from the nearest food.

"Hey! Monk! Don't just eat by yourself! Give me some too!" The monkey in the crevice scratched its ears and cheeks anxiously.

Xuanzang's hand holding the fragrant buns remained motionless, and he returned the exact words to Monkey King: "I'm waiting for you, 'Master', to come out of the mountain, but hurry up, and I'll let you eat whatever you want."

Sun Wukong: "..."

What is complete abuse!This is called complete abuse!

Long Xiaobai seemed to hear the sound of Monkey King grinding his molars.

Only now did Long Xiaobai dare to conclude that Xuanzang had clearly seen through that Sun Wukong was trapped here by mana, and he could not get out at all. If he could easily abuse the little monster's heart with only a strong onlooker, then why bother? How about doing it yourself?

Long Xiaobai glanced at Sun Wukong, who was so angry that his facial features were deformed, and was completely overwhelmed by the black belly of the male god.

Sun Wukong, who forcibly touched the porcelain, not only didn't get any good from Xuanzang, but he was so angry that he stopped making noise and continued to be a coconut in annoyance.

As the sky gradually darkened, Xuanzang gathered some dry firewood nearby, lit a bonfire, picked a sunken lee of the mountain wall, and began to meditate and rest.

Long Xiaobai leaned forward, retracted all four hooves, and lay down beside Xuanzang.

Xuanzang opened his half-closed eyes: "This monkey is also weird, I don't know where it came from."

This monkey is your future apprentice, you will know it later.

While thinking, Long Xiaobai rested his head on Xuanzang's lap comfortably, when the tip of his nose suddenly touched a hard object. With his eyes closed, Long Xiaobai only felt that the object was very elastic, and subconsciously pushed forward a few times.

Xuanzang frowned: "Cough!"

Long Xiaobai came to his senses, oops!That is the abs of the male god.

Xuanzang looked down, staring at Long Xiaobai who was pillowed on his lap.

Okay, okay, I know you're embarrassed, I'll let you off this time.Long Xiaobai consciously got up from the ground, shook off the dead leaves on his body, found a bush not far from Xuanzang, and prepared to rest.

It was quite tiring after walking for a day, and not long after, Long Xiaobai also slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.

She had a sweet dream.

In her dream, she became the most popular new star in the entertainment industry, she won awards big and small, and her daily work was not only catching up on announcements, but also catching up on announcements, the number of fans increased by tens of thousands, and there were so many zeros in her passbook that she couldn't count them. clear.By an unexpected chance, she met her real son, who was handsome, rich and tender, and most importantly, had a face exactly like that of Master Xuanzang, and the two of them spent a period of time together without shame. Shameless days, and then the male god couldn't wait to propose to her.

Long Xiaobai woke up when he nodded violently, and he woke himself up happily.

The cold moonlight shone in the mountains and forests, and a few birdsong made the night even quieter, so quiet that it was a bit desolate.

She opened her eyelids sleepily, and saw two small golden dots in front of her eyes.Long Xiaobai's heart trembled, he woke up instantly, looked intently, and saw Monkey King staring at himself between the rock cracks.

"Little lady, what did you dream about? Look at your silly smile."

"You, how do you know...?" Long Xiaobai didn't expect Sun Wukong to be able to see through her real body. She thought that except for the gods like Taibai Jinxing who knew the inside story, everyone else couldn't see it like Xuanzang.

"I have piercing eyes. Although it has been useless for hundreds of years, I can still tell at a glance that you are not an ordinary horse demon. You have no evil spirit on you."

Long Xiaobai was a little ashamed, because she suddenly remembered that if Sun Wukong had seen through her early in the morning, it would mean that she was trying her best to act like a baby to Xuanzang during dinner, and she tried hard to get half of a dry biscuit into Xuanzang's arms. Greedy, but in fact, the monkey took the opportunity to eat the tofu of the male god for profit.

so embarrassing...

She glanced worriedly in Xuanzang's direction.

Seeing her movements, Monkey King said angrily: "Don't worry, the monk is asleep, I can feel his breath."

Long Xiaobai whispered in a voice that could only be heard by each other: "Why don't you sleep?"

Sun Wukong's expression was a little lonely for a moment: "You have been lying in the same place for 500 years, and you have turned upside down day and night. I don't know what sleep is. I often do this. When I open my eyes, I don't know whether I am asleep or awake. .”

Long Xiaobai suddenly felt that such a Monkey King was pitiful, and remembered the original plot of Journey to the West. At this time, Xuanzang should remove the spell and let Monkey King come out, so he reminded him: "You never thought about going out? The Tathagata put you under pressure. Did you not explain anything else when you were here?"

"Speaking of that rammed goods, I get angry," Sun Wukong stretched out his nails and scratched the rock wall, "tell me that someone will come to rescue me in a short time, I'll wait, wait, wait, wait, wait It's been 500 years in a blink of an eye, I don't have any hope, it's good to be drunk here! Now? Humph! I'm in a hurry with whoever let me out!"

This reminded Long Xiaobai of the story of the lamp god in One Thousand and One Nights. The lamp god was locked in the Allah lamp. In the first year, the lamp god promised that whoever released him would give him a golden mountain; in the second year, In the third year, he retreated to the Copper Mountain. Year after year, no one released him. Finally, he made a vow, saying, whoever releases me, I will kill him.

One day in the sky and one year in the earth, I think Tathagata forgot to tell him at that time that the so-called "not long before" is calculated with the celestial calendar.

Now how to do?Monkey King must be rescued, and Xuanzang must also accept him as an apprentice, but these two points are unrealistic no matter how you look at them.

One is so psychopathic that he doesn't want to come out at all, and the other is at odds with monsters and wants to fight back to his original form...

Hey, gods and spirits, why are they so capricious.

With a bitter face, Long Xiaobai picked up a pear that hadn't come during the day and put it away from the ground, and handed it to Monkey King: "There is still hope, what if it comes true?"