[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

[ps: High-energy warning ahead!There is a peculiar smell in this chapter, please cover your mouth and nose quickly to prevent fainting! 】

Long Xiaobai's first reaction was to turn around and run, but the tiger was much faster than her. The terrain in the mountains was uneven, Long Xiaobai didn't step on his body, and the tiger rubbed himself Leaped over his left shoulder.

The back road was blocked, and Long Xiaobai didn't know where to hide, so he pretended to be dead?That's for bears, up trees?I'm sorry, I haven't learned this skill yet, I can't fight it, I can't run it, only the ground escape technique can be used.

The tiger let out a low growl and pressed forward step by step, while Long Xiaobai backed away step by step with trembling legs.

Suddenly, the tiger stood up straight, raised its two front paws, grabbed its own chest, pulled it left and right, hissed, and tore off its tiger skin.

Long Xiao's white face covered her eyes in dismay: "Walk the bird guy!! Bah, walk the bird tiger! Beast! Perverted!!"

Seeing that he was about to be slammed into the wall by a tiger with special hobbies, Long Xiaobai was so desperate that he stretched out two scissors hands to cover his eyes. God can attest that I really didn't mean to see it.Seeing two figures rushing in the distance between his fingers, Long Xiaobai saw the savior, and immediately sent a telegram like the Japanese army attacked Pearl Harbor: "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!!"

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong came to him immediately, and Zhu Bajie went up and raked him: "Naughty animal! Where are you going!"

The tiger turned around and pounced, Long Xiaobai suddenly squatted down using the ground escape technique in a hurry, dodged the tiger's sharp claws, stood up and ran away!

Tears burst into tears while running: "Dear ones! Let me fall into your warm embrace!"

Sun Wukong also followed immediately, a golden hoop danced airtightly, and Zhu Bajie joined forces to force the tiger to one place, and was about to finish him with two blows, but it felt a little wrong when he dropped the stick. Seeing that he couldn't get away, the tiger spirit peeled off his own tiger skin and put it on a stone, playing a golden cicada's trick to get rid of the shell.

Sun Wukong saw that the cry was not good, and turned his head to look in the direction of Long Xiaobai's escape.

Although the tiger spirit was able to get away, he lost the tiger skin, and he was full of resentment. Looking around, there were two people left not far away, a monk with thin skin and tender flesh, and a woman who called him perverted just now.

Tiger Jing did a risk assessment, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were tricked into the distance, and they didn't have time to come over, so they narrowed their eyes slightly, and they didn't catch the door-to-door business.

At this time the monk was closest to him, first he caught the monk and went back to honor the king, and then he ate the woman who spoke rudely, with a roar of the tiger, the tiger spirit flew up.

Sun Wukong, who was rushing here, stopped suddenly, and closed his eyes as if he couldn't bear it.

Zhu Bajie was running, but was almost staggered by Monkey King's sudden brake, and said dissatisfied: "Hurry up! That monster is heading towards Master!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Xuanzang in the distance who was not in a hurry, and slowly put his tin stick on the ground. The moment the tiger spirit rushed over, he stepped on the ground with one foot, stirring up dust, and the tiger spirit rushed over. In emptiness, he turned his head and looked around for Xuanzang.

He only heard a voice from above his head: "Apprentices, watch out! I will show you what Arhat Fist is."

"Amitabha……"

A moment later, the tiger spirit let out an earth-shattering scream.

It was also mixed with the on-site teaching sound of Xuanzang's narrator.

"Wukong, look, this is not right... You can't kill him like this."

"This uppercut is going to be like this! Like this!"

"Then Ha! Ho!"

"And hum! Ha!"

"...that way you can die!"

Xuanzang stepped on the tiger spirit's body, and Long Xiaobai was stunned beside him, saying that he would not steal the head from his apprentice?

"As a master, I have to teach them something." Xuanzang saw through her doubts and said, "Besides, the situation was urgent just now, and it was too late to wait for them to come over."

Such earnest teachings came from Xuanzang's mouth, Long Xiaobai's back molars almost flashed, so they didn't come here in time?They dare not come over!Why don't you fight them together? !

"What an exquisite boxing technique! Master, my grandson has been taught!" Sun Wukong ran and jumped over, with an envious expression on his face, and looked at the second junior brother Zhu Bajie who had been silent all this time, "Idiot, you see clearly Is it?"

"..." Zhu Bajie no longer felt it.Now he just misses the days when he was with Gao Cuilan in Gao Laozhuang. Although it is boring to eat and wait to die, at least he has a lover by his side, and he will not lose his life inexplicably, "Don't torture me anymore, my heart is already broken It's not the blood that is cut, it's the fault of loving you..."

Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong couldn't bear to see his trance eyes drifting to nowhere.They can understand Zhu Bajie's collapse. After all, how terrible Xuanzang is. If it was Xuanzang's words... the result almost made people shudder, and the feeling of forcibly saving a life was born spontaneously.But it's true, thinking back when they first saw Xuanzang making a move in front of them, it wasn't the same virtue.

Sun Wukong winked at Long Xiaobai, and the two began to communicate with each other with their eyes——

[Sun Wukong: This idiot seems to be going out of his wits...

Long Xiaobai: I understand, I can't wait for a stick of incense.

Sun Wukong: Tsk, I have a strong ability to bear it, and I accepted this terrible fact in an instant.

Long Xiaobai: That's purely because if you don't react fast enough, your head will be crushed in the next second, right?

Sun Wukong: Hey, can you show me some face in front of my junior brother, don’t keep telling the truth...]

For a long time after that, Zhu Bajie was immersed in the sadness that both his career and love had come to an end.

In the evening, the four masters and apprentices sat on the ground and got together to eat. When they left Gao Laozhuang, Gao Taigong prepared a lot of food for them.

Sun Wukong watched Long Xiaobai take out food from the burden one after another, with a shocked expression on his face: "Why are there so many?"

Zhu Bajie: "What's so strange about this, I used to eat these every meal when I was in Gao's house, my old man should still think of me."

Sun Wukong: "I think he wants to give us more things, let us take care of you, don't let you idiot run back halfway."

Zhu Bajie turned around and protested to Monkey King with his buttocks: "Hmph!"

While eating, there was a gust of evil wind on the ground.

Long Xiaobai was startled and said: "Brother, the wind is blowing!"

Sun Wukong was holding a sesame seed absently: "What's so strange about the wind, there are more than a hundred days in a year when the wind blows!"

Long Xiaobai frowned: "This wind is a bit different."

Monkey King chewed the cake in his mouth: "Why is it different?"

Long Xiaobai covered his nose with his cuff, and said in a muffled voice, "It stinks..."

"Really?" Sun Wukong inhaled a few times in doubt, his expression changed immediately, "vomit~".

The sesame seed cake I just ate suddenly vomited, turned around and kicked Bajie's ass: "Bajie, did you poop in your pants pocket?!"

Zhu Bajie: "Elder brother, it can't be relied on me, my old pig's belly is empty after walking for a day."

In order to prove his innocence, Zhu Bajie snorted a few times more carefully, and said with certainty: "Based on my years of experience, this is definitely not the smell of an old pigsty!"

Long Xiaobai covered his mouth and nose in a broken way: "It's this time, who the hell asked you what the smell is! Could it be that you still want to savor it carefully?!"

After a while, the weird smell became stronger, as if it was rotten eggs that had been left for three months in summer, more like the ancestral Hong Kong foot of the old Chinese medicine doctor, and even brought a faint smell in the air. yellow.

The power of colored smell is the nth power of ordinary smell.

Sun Wukong's two fiery eyes were so hot and painful: "Master! Don't open your eyes, don't breathe in! There are farts in this wind! The farts are poisonous!!"

Everyone hugged their heads, closed their eyes, and held their breath, for fear that the stench would permeate and take root in their bodies.

The yellow wind was strong, the sky and the earth were dark, and countless yellow sands were swirled up, like a sandstorm, the master and apprentice were buried under the yellow sand.

After an unknown amount of time, the evil wind gradually subsided, and Zhu Bajie burst out from under the sand pile.

Zhu Bajie scratched in a pile of sand: "Master! Master!"

Xuanzang: "Amitabha Buddha..."

Zhu Bajie continued to dig: "Big brother!"

A furry hand stretched out from under the sand: "I'm here..."

Zhu Bajie wiped his sweat: "It's good that they are here."

Xuanzang crawled out of the sand and looked around: "Where's Xiaobai?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Pig Bajie: "..."

Long Xiaobai disappeared.