[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Chapter 141 Extra Story: The Unsolved Mystery on the Westbound Road

Good evening, viewers and friends. Welcome to the exclusive online cooperation platform Westward Journey TV, and watch today's "Journey to the West Revealed". I am the host of this interview, Long Xiaobai, and I will control the rhythm of today's scene.

In this program, we are very honored to invite the original team of Journey to the West to tell us the unknown things behind "Send You to the West for Teacher".The interview session adopts a question-and-answer system in turn. When answering questions individually, please ask others not to interrupt and rush to answer. If the person being asked does not want the other three people to know about special questions, we still have equipment to block the hearing of the other people. Please do not have a psychological burden , answer with confidence.

Long Xiaobai: Alright!All in place!Lights, camera, music!Now please... all members of the Sutra Learning Team, Monkey King!Zhu Bajie!Monk Sand!And, everyone's favorite Master Xuanzang!

Audience A: Monkey King is alive!It's so cool!Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, I love you so much!The most handsome man in the world, only my monkey brother!

Audience B: Cinnabar combined with my love, the brotherhood is as deep as the sea!

Audience C: Xuanzang!Xuanzang!The strongest in the universe!crazy for You!Nosebleed! ! !

Long Xiaobai grabbed it with both hands, close it! : The catchphrases everyone prepared are very catchy~ All audience friends are invited to take their seats, guests are also invited to take their seats, the interview will begin soon.

Sun Wukong turned his head to the side: Brother Sha, have you shaved?

Zhu Bajie: Not only did he shave his beard, but he also made a new look.

Monk Sha felt a little unnatural: I used to be too sloppy, but today I am on TV, so it is right to change to a more serious style.

Xuanzang: It would be great if I could tidy up this red hair.

Long Xiaobai: Alright, alright, everyone, stop chatting, the interview is about to begin.

【First question】

Long Xiaobai: What was your first impression of Xuanzang?

Sun Wukong: A pervert who wants to pinch my head at any time.

Zhu Bajie: The first impression was okay, but the later time when I was fighting a tiger was a bit unacceptable.

Monk Sha: To be honest, I feel very hopeless when the ashes are scattered all over my face.

Xuanzang: Please don't slander my teacher indiscriminately.

Long Xiaobai: I think they are telling the truth.

Xuanzang looked up at Long Xiaobai: Really?That's because they were too timid. I remember the first time you saw me take care of monsters, but you were very calm without saying a word.

Long Xiaobai (smiling embarrassingly): Master, I was still a horse at that time, and it wasn’t that I didn’t want to bark, but I really didn’t dare to bark, for fear that I would be killed by you if I barked.

Xuanzang (frowning slightly, somewhat troubled): Really?

Long Xiaobai: No, Master, you don't have to blame yourself, let's move on to the next question!

【Second question】

Long Xiaobai: Excuse me, who do you think is your official CP in this novel?

Sun Wukong (raising his eyebrows): I am the dragon and phoenix among otherworldly people, so what kind of talent must be qualified to form a CP with me?I don't think it exists, or do you think I have any CP that you can tell me first.

Long Xiaobai (difficult): This...uh...

There were whispers from the auditorium: Blank, Kongguo, Kongliu.

Sun Wukong (disgusted): Blank?you?

Long Xiaobai, who was judged by the masses as a dragon and phoenix among men, smiled shyly: The eyes of the masses are sharp.

Sun Wukong: Empty fruit?What is the empty six?The new Space Six spacecraft?

Long Xiaobai (swallowing with difficulty): It's Monkey King x Six-Eared Macaque.

Sun Wukong was startled, and rolled his eyes: Most of the people are blind.

Long Xiaobai: Second Senior Brother, what do you think?What is your official CP?

Zhu Bajie: That must be Cuilan!Who else?Zhucui CP sounds extravagant and overwhelming.

Long Xiaobai: Oh, maybe you didn't notice it. According to my research, the cinnabar combination is still relatively popular.

Zhu Bajie (surprised): Cinnabar?I X Monk Sha?It sounds quite artistic, I don’t care, as long as everyone likes it, hehe, it’s just so casual~

The audience burst into applause.

Monk Sha: I object.

Long Xiaobai: Third Senior Brother, why do you object?

Monk Sha: I don't like my name to follow others. I apply to have my name moved to the front.

Long Xiaobai: Uh, third senior brother, it’s not that I won’t tune it for you, the main reason is that it won’t sound good after the tune is finished. Don’t you think it sounds too bloody and cruel?There is no brotherly love!

Monk Sha: It doesn't matter if it sounds bad, but I just want to be on top, oh no, in front.

Zhu Bajie: Old!sand!What about the love and trust between seniors and brothers? Q_Q

Long Xiaobai frowned, realizing that this matter is not simple: I don't think this is a simple CP name dispute, please coordinate in private, second senior brother, take care of yourself~ next one!

Xuanzang (takes a deep look at Long Xiaobai): You know mine.

Long Xiaobai looked down at the script, blushing...

【Third question】

Long Xiaobai: What was the most common sentence you said on the journey to the west?

Zhu Bajie: Guanyin Bodhisattva is not good!Master and the monster are fighting!Not good, Brother Monkey!Master beat the monster to death again!Not good, Master!Little Junior Sister was captured by a monster!

Sun Wukong: Master!Don't move your hands when you can move your mouth!Let me go!

Monk Sha: Master is right.

Xuanzang: My apprentices are very obedient.

【Fourth Question】

Long Xiaobai: Have you ever fantasized about the best state on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Sun Wukong: The master is responsible for fighting monsters, and the apprentice is responsible for being handsome.

Zhu Bajie: The master is in charge of fighting monsters, and the apprentice is in charge of falling in love.

Monk Sha: The master is responsible for fighting monsters, and the apprentice is responsible for... whatever.

Xuanzang: Oh, so that's why the four guarantees and one tactic are so stupefied by you that you beat them into one god and four pits, and you don't want to make progress!Xiaobai, what about you?

Long Xiaobai: Me?That should be... Master is responsible for...

Xuanzang (raising eyebrows): Huh?

Long Xiaobai (speaking quickly): The master is in charge of being handsome, and the senior brothers are all going to fight monsters, and I am secretly poking at the side.

Xuanzang smiled: "Well, children can be taught."

[fifth question]

Long Xiaobai: When was the most memorable moment along the way?

A picture flashed through Xuanzang's mind: Cough.

Long Xiaobai: Oh, that's incredible!It seems that Master, you want to rush to answer? !It's so rare, come on, come on, you speak first!

Xuanzang (hesitating): It should be... the first time you took human form.

Long Xiaobai: Seeing the little white horse I ride every day turn into a stunning beauty, Master, are you particularly surprised?Special surprise?Especially emotional?

Xuanzang turned his face away from the audience.

Sun Wukong: Xiaobai, I guess what Master meant was that you were naked at that time, so it was particularly memorable.

Long Xiaobai: Uh...cough, please cut this part out for me during post-production, let's do it again, big brother, what is your most memorable moment along the way?

Sun Wukong: Me, it’s hard to say whether it’s unforgettable or not, but there is one moment that makes me most angry. Do you want to hear it?

Long Xiaobai: Tell me.

Sun Wukong: The moment I was most angry was when I came back to you after I ran away in anger, only to find that the six-eared macaque had joined the team, why?My rightful master hasn't left for a few days, and a successor has been found for me?

Long Xiaobai: Pfft, Monkey Sun, you are really narrow-minded.What about you two?Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother?

Zhu Bajie: During the scuffle in Boyue Cave, join hands with Lao Sha to fight against the enemy.

Monk Sha nodded: It was the first time I felt the warmth between brothers.

Zhu Bajie: So, you still insist on killing pigs?

Monk Sha: ...um.

Zhu Bajie: When I didn't say it, what kind of brotherhood, Sha, I want to break up with you!

Long Xiaobai: Hey!Don't worry!Don't get angry!When recording a program, pay attention to the impact!Next question, next question!

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【Sixth question】

Long Xiaobai: After becoming a Buddha, do you feel better than before?Is your mind more stable than before?

Sun Wukong: What should I do? I don’t think it’s any different from before.

Zhu Bajie: I have already given birth to two children, and no one cares about it. It is more casual.

Monk Sha: It is estimated that when the Tathagata gave us the title, it was due to the situation. In fact, he was too lazy to care about us. This is good, and we will be quiet. To us, becoming a Buddha is more like a talisman and a gold medal for avoiding death.

Xuanzang: It wasn't me who became a Buddha, I don't know.

【Seventh question】

Long Xiaobai: Is there any moment when you want to give up on the way to learn the scriptures?

Xuanzang (definitely): No.

Sun Wukong: When Guoguo's soul was broken, I felt that I couldn't protect the people I thought were important at all.

Monk Sha: I am more content with the situation, and live every day.

Zhu Bajie: In fact, at the beginning, every day I wanted to pack up my luggage and leave. Then, that time, Master was almost drowned in Pansi Cave. Little Junior Sister, you are a useless old nose who kisses and touches chest I finally rescued Master, and I was greatly shocked at the time. I felt that my negative thoughts of sabotage were very wrong, and I should learn from you, don't give up, don't give up!

Long Xiaobai: Second senior brother, the way you were shocked is very special~

Zhu Bajie: Hehe...

Long Xiaobai: Director, cut off the middle of this paragraph, leaving only the part where he praises me and the part where he feels ashamed.

[eighth question]

Long Xiaobai: The next three questions were randomly selected by our program team from the audience's letters. Let me see what they are...

Long Xiaobai (blush): Heck, what is the relationship between the two of you now?

His eyes swept away timidly.

The Monkey King who was affected tilted his body: Don't look around if it's nothing, lest Master think I have something to do with you!

Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie also started to look at the sky and the earth at the same time.

Xuanzang: I apply to block this question.

Sun Wukong: Why?Can't we just pretend we don't hear it?Why block us?As your closest apprentices, don't we have a little right to know...

Long Xiaobai decisively pressed the mute button, beep——: Okay, now they can't hear it anymore.

Xuanzang pondered for a while: It is a very intimate, very intimate relationship.

There were boos from the audience.

Long Xiaobai: I don't think it's necessary to block the brothers and the others with this answer.

Xuanzang smiled: I am teasing them, it is so funny to see them scratching their heads anxiously.

Long Xiaobai: Master, you have changed, you have become bad.

【Ninth question】

Long Xiaobai took out the card: What shortcomings do you think you have?

Xuanzang: Too merciful.

Sun Wukong: What made you have such an illusion?

Xuanzang: The three of you are still alive, which is the biggest proof.

Long Xiaobai: Alright, alright, big brother, talk about yourself, don't interrupt!

Sun Wukong: My shortcoming is that I have no shortcomings!

Zhu Bajie: Too smart...

Monk Sha: Too hardworking.

Long Xiaobai: After becoming a Buddha, will you not be struck by lightning if you lie?That's why you dare to speak nonsense with your eyes open so unscrupulously, the next question...

【Tenth question】

Xuanzang: I apply for blocking.

Long Xiaobai: No, I haven't asked this question yet, why is it blocked?

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha: Protest protest protest.

Xuanzang: Because I just saw the director in the audience showing a malicious smile.

Is it?Long Xiaobai opened the envelope, and after reading the topic, he beeped decisively——

Long Xiaobai: This audience asked, Master, what exactly did you see in the illusion created by the jade-faced fox?

She thought about it carefully for a while, and finally remembered the situation that day: it was that time, Master, you rolled off the altar?By the way, I forgot to ask you, what are you doing climbing so high?

Xuanzang didn't speak again.

Long Xiaobai: Master, this is the last question, if you don't answer, there is no question to answer...

Xuanzang: I apply for blocking.

Long Xiaobai reminded: It has been blocked!

Xuanzang: I apply to block the audience.

So master, what exactly did you see? This blocked both the disciples and the audience.

So, driven by a huge gossip curiosity, Long Xiaobai pressed the shield button again.

Xuanzang's face was slightly red, and he said softly: I saw you lying on the altar, smiling at me with your face up, and beckoning me to go over. Face……

Long Xiaobai: Stop, stop, you mean, you saw me seduce you in the illusion?

Xuanzang: Exactly

Long Xiaobai looked terrified: So you climbed onto the altar?What do you want to do?

Xuanzang asked back: What can I do?I'm afraid you'll catch a cold and put on some clothes for you.

Long Xiaobai was speechless, just now she almost thought that Xuanzang was going to drive off guard... Well, she still believed in Xuanzang's character, it was her own thinking~

Seeing her dazed, the director came up from the stage: Thank you everyone!Thank you to all the guests of the learning team!Welcome everyone to continue to watch "Eighteen Touches of Journey to the West" in the next issue, oh no, it is "Eighteen Questions of Journey to the West". Our guests in the next issue will be all kinds of monsters and ghosts that appear on the Westward Journey. Listen to their mental journey from the gods and demons. Please lock in channel, keep watching!

After the audience had left, Long Xiaobai suddenly came to his senses in the empty studio hall: No!The illusion created by the jade-faced fox at that time was to allow people to see the scene that they were most afraid of or wanted to see the most in their hearts, so Xuanzang was actually...

Uh, no wonder he blocked everyone just now.

Master, you have really become bad.

Long Xiaobai, who was belatedly aware of it, wanted to cry but had no tears.

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