[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

After finally filling the black hole in Zhu Bajie's brain, Long Xiaobai finally freed himself from the setting of a sick person who lost his inner alchemy and needed special care.

Originally, Zhu Bajie still had doubts, how long does this method of first aid for drowning usually work?half an hour?an hour?Or all day?

In the end, Long Xiaobai could only explain to him that this first aid method is only effective for tracheal choking and temporary shock caused by drowning. If the person has been dead for a day, then let him go, you are Broke the ribs to no avail.If you encounter this kind of situation, you might as well ask Guanyin Bodhisattva or the Ten Halls of Yama, let alone an hour, ten days and a half months can save the person for you.

After another three days, Long Xiaobai was able to walk without crutches. Although it is said that he needs a hundred days of rest for his injuries, it is not realistic for him to go west now.

The day after tomorrow is going to leave, everyone's dry food is not much left, Long Xiaobai is thinking that he must prepare more for these two days, and when they stay somewhere for a long time next time, they really don't know when they will go .Fortunately, the lamas in the temple are not stingy, and they can use the kitchen as much as they want.

The brothers and sisters gathered in the back kitchen to knead the dough.

Zhu Bajie was curious while rubbing a large lump of noodles in his hand: "Little sister, are we going to prepare so many dry noodles this time?"

"Of course, haven't you noticed that the consumption of our dry food has become faster?" Long Xiaobai kneaded the dough, and neatly stacked small pieces of dough on the table.

Zhu Bajie paused, glanced at the window with displeasure, and muttered to himself: "Some people eat a lot without exerting themselves."

The six-eared macaque keenly sensed the condemnation attack coming from the air, bared its teeth and said, "What's wrong with eating your order? You are all my hostages now! It's good if I didn't eat you!"

Due to the monkey's despotic power, Zhu Bajie flattened his mouth and stopped talking.

Monk Sha next to him patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Second Senior Brother, don't worry that he won't dare. Just look at the difference in size between the two of you and you will know that even if he eats, he won't be able to eat."

Pig Bajie: "..."

Brother Sha, are you sure this is consolation?

Long Xiaobai didn't bother to talk to the two brothers and sisters next to him, but just concentrated on rubbing the dough in his hands. The six-eared macaque saw that she had been silent, and took the initiative to talk: "Hey, you said that Sun Wukong is back. It's been so long. Where is he?"

"How do I know?" Long Xiaobai replied indifferently, but his subordinates kept on saying, "Maybe it's like what you said, I'm afraid you'd be too afraid to come back."

Six-eared macaque black line: "Impossible!"

Long Xiaobai stopped and turned his face to look over: "Huh? Didn't you say that?"

The six-eared macaque glanced out of the window and whispered, "He's not that kind of person."

Long Xiaobai felt a little funny, and simply threw the burden back to the other party, asking: "Then what kind of person is he?"

The six-eared macaque sat on the window sill with its face twisted. Long Xiaobai couldn't see his expression clearly, but just by looking at his back, he could tell that this guy was exuding a weird aura called "awkward".

Long Xiaobai has long discovered that every time this guy mentions Sun Wukong, there is always a subtle emotion called "I care so much, I really want to know that I'm going crazy with jealousy, but I just can't show it."

Could it be that this awkward and arrogant character is due to the fact that the four spirit monkeys came from the same school, and Sun Wukong, who looks exactly like him, became famous too well at a young age, which caused this guy to be very depressed and psychopathic during adolescence, so he tried every means to belittle the other party , In fact, just want to win some attention from Sun Wukong?

Love but not, love each other and kill each other.

In the blink of an eye, Long Xiaobai has already filled in his mind [-] words of Monkey King X Six-Eared Macaque's Cultivation of Immortality, and the look in his eyes when he looks at the Six-Eared Macaque has changed from cautious precautions to sympathy.

"Tsk, what are you thinking while looking at me lewdly?" The six-eared macaque turned around to see Long Xiaobai's changing expression, and couldn't help but make a sound.

Thinking about it, Long Xiaobai smiled slightly: "I just thought, you two really look alike, did you always look like this, or did you use magic to become like this?"

"Where is my resemblance to him? It is obvious that he is like me!" The six-eared macaque said displeased, although the voice was bored, but the micro-expression on his face could not deceive anyone. Obviously, Long Xiaobai was not recognized The flattery hit him right in the chest, and the Lord's whole body immediately overflowed with a sense of joy of "Oh, is that so? I knew it was like this".

"Well, it doesn't matter whether you look like him or he looks like you, it's up to you." Long Xiaobai struggled to hold back an expression that was inconvenient to say, extremely embarrassed, "But..."

In a word, the most anxious person.

The six-eared macaque shrank its pupils and blurted out anxiously: "But what?"

The next second, he realized that he seemed to be acting too eagerly, curled his lips and rolled his eyes and said, "I don't care."

Long Xiaobai curled his mouth: "What I want to say is, however, he really doesn't like the outfit you are wearing now. As far as I know, he doesn't want to think about things in the sky anymore."

The six-eared macaque raised his eyebrows, not quite convinced: "Really? Then why did he follow this monk to get the Western scriptures? Wasn't it just to cultivate the right fruit, become a Buddha and become a saint?"

"Uh..." Long Xiaobai was dumb, she couldn't say that Sun Wukong was frightened by Xuanzang's bare hands crushing the monkey's head.

He could only cough dryly, and said in a low voice: "There are many reasons for this, the main reason is that our master is too scary..."

After she finished speaking, she also took a look at Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. The two nodded sympathetically, recalling the fear of being dominated by the two psychological shadows of "teaching Arhat boxing" and "raising the face with ashes".

"Haha, just relying on that mortal?" The six-eared macaque curled its lips and said disdainfully, "What's his ability? He's like a chicken."

Long Xiaobai chuckled in his heart and didn't say much.

That's now, when his mana recovers, you'll know, he abused you like a vegetable.

But when will Xuanzang's mana be restored?

The journey to learn Buddhist scriptures has been more than half, so Xuanzang can't just be sealed all the way to the west, right?Long Xiaobai pressed the dough cake under his hands vigorously, but thought about various possibilities in his heart:

Possibility one: the Tathagata Buddha was jealous of the virtuous and capable, deliberately making Xuanzang suffer, and resolutely refused to revoke this DEBUFF before he fully surrendered to himself;

The second possibility: The Jade Emperor saw that there was a disagreement between Xuanzang and Leiyin Temple, and they were on the verge of breaking up, so he simply chose to stand by and watch it happen. Just to reap the benefits of the fisherman;

The third possibility is that the post-production funds of the crew are seriously insufficient, so the director team decided to cut Xuanzang's mana and try to keep him from doing it, which can save a large amount of large-scale special effects production costs.

After thinking about it, according to the crew's consistent shamelessness, the third possibility is quite high.

So, now we can only wait for new investors to inject capital into the crew?

I can only hope that the onlookers will give five stars, and they will be able to cheat one by one.

"Female Bodhisattva..."

Just as he was thinking, a timid voice came from the door, Long Xiaobai turned his head and saw that it was the little lama in red with delicate features.

"Are you...?" Long Xiaobai frowned carefully.

The little lama's face twitched: "Female Bodhisattva, I have said it many times, I am me, not someone else."

"Oh," Long Xiaobai sighed, "What's the matter?"

The little lama: "The abbot asked me to come over and see if there is anything I can help you with."

Long Xiaobai raised the dough: "Can you bake dry biscuits in an iron pan?"

The little lama rolled up his sleeves and said, "Yes."

Long Xiaobai stared at his exposed half of white tender arm, stretched out his hand and pinched it carefully.

The expression on the little lama's face seemed to be about to cry: "Female, female Bodhisattva... what are you doing?"

Long Xiaobai withdrew his hand: "It's nothing, you can continue to play with you."

It really doesn't look like she has strong limbs and can sprint [-] meters with her on her back.

The six-eared macaque noticed Long Xiaobai's movement, and waved to the little lama: "You, come here."

The little lama remembered the ferocious look of the six-eared macaque dragging him out of the clock, and was immediately frightened to death, but he didn't dare to pass, so he could only dawdle a little closer to the direction of the window.

The six-eared macaque reached out and grabbed his face.

"Oh, stop!" the little lama grinned and screamed.

The six-eared macaque pulled him closer, and carefully looked back and forth several times from left to right. The little lama was about to burst into tears of pain. Finally, when Long Xiaobai came over, he shot and knocked out the six-eared macaque's claws: "Don't catch people bullying you."

"Cut~ I'm not that interested in bullying him," the six-eared macaque said, "I just want to see if Monkey King's method of transformation has improved."

"What about the conclusion?"

"It seems that his method of transformation has improved a lot, and he couldn't change such a handsome face before."

Everyone's eyes immediately shifted to the little lama's face.

Is it handsome?Long Xiaobai remembered that Sun Wukong had transformed into a demon soldier, a bee, and an old Taoist priest. It seemed that he was the only one who had never transformed into such a handsome young man.

"This spell still has such restrictions?" Long Xiaobai looked at the two senior brothers, "Don't you just change whatever you want?"

Zhu Bajie: "Although I didn't make it clear, my old pig really can't make such a face."

Monk Sha: "In principle, only the shape and species can be changed, but in terms of beauty, it is unstable and depends on individual performance."

Long Xiaobai was suddenly curious: "Then if you want to make the two of you look like a master, can you do it?"

Zhu Bajie said in a muffled voice, "Didn't you realize that we have never tried this before?"

Long Xiaobai: "Why can the green-haired lion?"

Monk Sha: "He is an old fairy who was there during the time of conferring gods. He is incomparable to us..."

——So beauty is a unique, very precious and difficult to copy existence in any space and any time!

After the little lama beat Long Xiaobai, he took out the cakes from the iron pan, Long Xiaobai looked at the three piles of dry cakes half a meter high in front of him, and clapped the flour on his hands very satisfied: "It's done! Now we don’t have to worry about hunger for a long time.”

The six-eared macaque glanced at the things on the table, and said with a sneer, "What's so delicious about these things? Birds can fade out of their mouths, and they have no taste at all!"

Just as Zhu Bajie was about to speak, Long Xiaobai winked and interjected: "It's okay, our master still has a treasure called Zijin Bowl. You can get whatever you want, and you can eat whatever you want."

Six-eared macaque: "Why?"

Long Xiaobai spread his hands in front of him, hooked his back, shrugged his shoulders, put on a miserable tone, and dragged out the tone: "Hit~~~Send some~"

This was clearly the tune of beggars when they were begging. The six-eared macaque's face immediately darkened, and he curled his lips in disgust: "I don't want that beggar."

Long Xiaobai straightened up, looked at everyone and smiled.

Puffing Suo Suo, a sound of flapping wings came from outside the window.

As soon as Long Xiaobai raised his head, he saw a light yellow hairball resting on the crown of the six-eared macaque, poking his mouth to peck the hairball on the purple gold crown, even the phoenix wings were pecked trembling Trembling.

"What the hell!" The six-eared macaque was furious, and stretched out its hands to scratch its head.

The bird fluttered in fright and landed on the beams of the roof.

This bird is very special, with a bright yellow feather crest standing on top of its head, and two small orange round faces on its cheeks. It is round and round, and looks as cute as a fur ball.

"Xuanfeng, come down quickly." The little lama smiled shyly and waved his hand lightly.

Fluttering, Maotuanzi's little yellow bird spread its wings and landed on his shoulder.

"This bird can understand your words?" Long Xiaobai said in surprise.

The little lama: "This bird is called a cockatiel. It was brought from a foreign land with great effort by the abbot. It has been raised in the temple for several generations. This bird is psychic and can talk with people to relieve boredom."

Long Xiaobai: "Speak? Say something and listen."

Xuanfeng's little head tilted slightly, as if she understood her words, before the little lama gave another instruction, she read like a self-sufficient tongue: "All dharmas have no birth, and there will be no extinction. , Distinguishing the appearance of birth and death, not to cover up all predestined associations, such as death and rebirth, but only limited to the attachment of ordinary fools and delusion."

Uh……

How can this be talking, this is simply too good to talk, and what is said is bird language that mortals can't understand at all.

It may be that the sluggish expression on Long Xiaobai's face was too obvious, the little lama scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "Xuanfeng has been kept in the temple, so naturally that's what he usually learns, if the female Bodhisattva wants to hear other things, you can Ask yourself if it will."

real?Long Xiaobai sized the parrot up and down, hesitated for a while, and said hesitantly, "Excuse me, do you have Freestyle?"

Xuanfeng tilted his head, and the little lama also asked puzzledly: "Bodhisattva girl, what is... Furui Sidaiao?"

Long Xiaobai frowned, tilted his head to think for a long time, and finally found a very down-to-earth word that everyone could understand to describe this kind of high-end foreign rap art: "You will... Noble?"

Shulaibao, also known as jingle, is a traditional Chinese folk art form, popular in the north and south of the motherland. At first, it was used by artists to walk around the streets and sing in front of shops to ask for money. Later, it developed into a kind of rhyme style of rap.Most of the libretto is composed and sung impromptuly, with certain formulas and rhymes. Experienced artists can even talk about the past and the present, intersperse narration and discussion, and point out current problems in the arias. In short, it is a very humorous artistic expression.

Versatile, such as the heroine of this article, Long Xiaobai, is a leader among this kind of folk artists. She has been deeply influenced by this form of art performance since she was a child. Freestyle, the native Chinese style, comes to her mouth without thinking about it. For example, this kind of The Fauvism that subverts reality——

Your mother's head, like a ball, kicked to a department store, a department store, selling balls...

There is also this kind of urban-rural fringe rhapsody——

Your mother's fart is shocking, and it landed in Italy. The king of Italy was watching a play. He was very satisfied after asking this question. Whoever made him a professor and whoever made him the principal!

The bright and vulgar little joys of childhood came one after another, which made Long Xiaobai, a literary young woman, feel a little sad for a while.

"Shu Lai Bao?" The little lama frowned, very embarrassed, and seeing her in a daze, he called softly: "Female Bodhisattva?"

With the sound of calling, Long Xiaobai finally landed from the ocean of art.

"The abbot said that in order to repay you for saving your life, I can give you the Xuanfeng. This bird is smart and can occasionally entertain you on the road to make you laugh."

"Xuanfeng, do you like this female Bodhisattva?" The little lama turned his head and said to the parrot.

"I like it, I like it." Mao Tuan fluttered his wings, jumped onto Long Xiaobai's shoulder with a light leap, put his head against Long Xiaobai's chin, and rubbed it back and forth.

Long Xiaobai fell in love with this little guy almost instantly, mainly because he was too soft and cute. Is there any girl who can refuse this kind of furry and red-cheeked cutie?

After carefully asking Xuanfeng about her daily feeding requirements, the little hairy Xuanfeng officially joined the scripture-seeking team as a spiritual pet, following her westbound tail.

******

In the evening, Long Xiaobai was washing clothes in the courtyard, thinking about going on the road again, he should at least wear clean clothes.

"Lu la la la la lu la la la la ~ wash up and down, rub left and right, shake hands when you have time..."

She was sitting on a small bench, humming a cheerful tune, vigorously rubbing the clothes in the tub, Xuanfeng paced on her shoulders, shaking her head with the music, the rhythm was quite good, Long Xiao Bai reckoned that it should soon be able to serve as a jukebox.

The water in the tub was fairly clean, but with Long Xiaobai's stirring, a bright moon shook unsteadily on the surface of the water.

call out!

A white light flashed in the reflection.

Long Xiaobai raised his head and looked up to the sky in bewilderment, huh?Could it be another shooting star?The frequency of this ancient meteor shower is too dense!If this is in modern times, F4 will be too busy to accompany you to watch meteor showers fall on this earth every day, and there is no time for filming at all.

The white ball of light is getting closer and closer... and it's getting bigger and bigger!

Mom too!A comet is about to hit the earth!Long Xiaobai jumped up from the bench and was about to run away.

"Don't run! Don't run! It's me!" Accompanied by the vicissitudes of the voice, the ball of light fell to the ground, showing the figure of a three-inch old man.

Long Xiaobai squinted her eyes and looked at him for a long time, as if the vicissitudes of life had passed, and finally, as if seeing him for the first time, she shouted out the name that had been buried in her heart for many years——

"Wang Bajing!"

"..."

"Rabbit essence!"

"..."

"Oh, yes, I remembered! You are that... Taibaijinxing!"

Taibai Jinxing twirled his beard: "Although you remember who I am, why am I not happy at all?"

When Long Xiaobai thought that this guy was the special envoy of the Jade Emperor, and maybe he was following the Jade Emperor secretly to plot against Xuanzang and his party, he didn't have any good ideas at once, so he sat down on the small bench with his clothes in his arms, and scribbled: " What are you looking for me again?"

Taibai Jinxing took his time and paced: "What else can I do? Of course I'm here to check and accept your work. What's the matter? You don't want to go back to your world?"

Long Xiaobai pursed his mouth, smashed his can and said, "But Monkey King has already left, so it's not certain whether he will come back or not!"

Taking retreat as an advance, she threw out the bait that the mission might fail, trying to find out the fundamental purpose of the so-called "four people must reach the West Paradise together" at the beginning.

"Don't worry," Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard in an inscrutable way, and glanced at Long Xiaobai's face, "According to a reliable report, he will be back soon, and he may not be sure, and he may not be back~ "

Long Xiaobai's heart skipped a beat, and his whole nerves tensed up. Could it be that Heaven already knew about Monkey King disguised as a little lama and came back to save him?

Xuanfeng sensed the uneasiness in her heart, and walked restlessly on her shoulder.

Taibai Jinxing looked at her benevolently, and his whole body was shrouded in a shimmer of holiness: "It's just some tips, not worth mentioning."

A gust of wind whizzed overhead, and the six-eared macaque jumped down from the air, grabbed Taibai Jinxing and said, "You said Monkey King is coming back soon? When?!"

Long Xiaobai could see clearly that it might be because the six-eared macaque's "Havoc in Heaven" outfit was too characteristic, Taibai Jinxing shrank obviously from his fright, and after a while, he regained his composure and said: "This is it?"

"Six-eared macaque," Long Xiaobai wrote lightly, "I picked it up halfway, and somehow it stuck to us."

"Oh~ so that's the case." Taibai Jinxing adjusted his very luxurious robe, and seemed not to care too much about the appearance of the six-eared macaque, and said with a good-natured smile, "With the six-eared macaque here, you can also Be safe."

Long Xiaobai: "When will my master's mana be restored?"

Six-eared macaque: "When will Sun Wukong come back?"

The two made their voices together, humming like a chorus.

Taibai Jinxing picked out his ears slowly: "Young man, don't be so impatient. Besides, I can't tell you the exact answer to the two questions you asked. I can only say that when it's time to come, he will come coming."

Taibai Jinxing looked at the sky with both eyes, and looked at Yunjuan and Yunshu with a smile like a thousand sails: "The so-called... the secrets of heaven must not be revealed."

Well, it's cloudy and misty again, saying it is tantamount to not saying it.