[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

The ice and snow melted, everything revived, and it was mating season again. The summer monsoon from the Pacific Ocean made the entire continent wet, and the air was filled with hormones, which also gave birth to a new primate—— red.

Long Xiaobai is an Internet celebrity, but she insists that she is not the same as the Internet celebrity who only relies on her face and has no connotation. At the very least, she has not had plastic surgery, and her whole body is 360° original, and she looks pretty good Delicate and pleasant, the most important thing is that she has a good plan for her career. She is not the type who is content with the status quo and wants to hang out in the Internet celebrity circle and wait for death to sell three no masks. So, after more than a year With relentless efforts, she has made great strides in her career - now an eighteenth-tier actress.

Leaving aside the attributive "Eighteen Lines", the identity of an actress is much taller than an Internet celebrity. An Internet celebrity depends on her appearance, and an actress must have acting skills in addition to her appearance. No matter how much she has, she at least represents a kind of In terms of technical content, Long Xiaobai is quite satisfied with his current position.

Since she is an actress, she has to act. The job Long Xiaobai received today was to record a vcr for an entertainment talk show. The topic was inspired by an online novel that was popular in Jinjiang. The beauty of Huo rides a horse and gallops wildly on the grassland. The picture should be wanton and wild, and also have a bit of wildness that makes people's minds agitated.

Long Xiaobai had never ridden a horse before, but she felt that since she is an actor, she must have professionalism, and it would be boring to use a stand-in for everything. For this scene, she specially experienced the feeling of riding a horse in advance.

Coincidentally, after buying instant noodles in the supermarket yesterday, I suddenly heard a lewd voice on the side of the road, "Little handsome guy, come and play." I won't kill you"...

Take out a coin and ride on her...

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Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Big Big Wolf...

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Sitting on Pleasant Goat like this and shaking it for about 5 minutes, the well-known Internet celebrity successfully experienced horse riding. Today, when she rushed to the set, she was specially trained by the equestrian teacher for two times. Her confidence was greatly increased. The director ordered her to find a horse with a better personality. A docile horse, so she felt that riding a horse was not as difficult as she imagined. Pulling the rein tightly and clamping the horse's belly with her thighs, there would be no major accidents. Newcomers should suffer more.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. After a shot was ng more than a dozen times, Long Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore.

There was a burning pain in the inner thigh, and he hadn't eaten lunch, so Long Xiaobai lay down on the horse's back and groaned, "Director, your shooting angle, this movement, zoom in a few times faster, it's like the scene of Ma Zhen , not quite right!"

The director looked at the replay on the monitor in front of him, and roared loudly: "That's why I said! I don't like to use you new actors! You don't understand art at all! You don't understand the great soul of this scene at all!"

He snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, and the rolled-up script was waving wildly in the wind, as if he was a passionate conductor at a top concert: "The historical data of this play refers to the Eastern Han Dynasty, nomadic civilization and farming. The conflict and fusion of civilizations is as important as the European Renaissance! It is an epic that reflects the struggle between the northern nomadic ancestors and nature, and is a treasure of ancient nomadic civilization! It is a hymn to the working people for 5000 years!"

Seeing that the director was unhappy, Long Xiaobai froze, mother, this may affect her acting career!Not daring to delay for a second, he straightened up decisively: "Director, you are right! Let me try again, this time I will definitely be able to shoot well!"

On the endless prairie, Long Xiaobai rode his horse galloping. After so many times, she gradually found a little feeling of riding a horse.The so-called skillful people are daring, they can do splits on horseback!The familiar bgm sounded in the howling wind: running with the wind and freedom is the direction!Chase the power of thunder and lightning!

By the time she realized that the speed had exceeded the controllable range, it was already too late, the director's frantic yelling of cut continued to come from a distance, Long Xiaobai subconsciously pulled the reins hard, and the originally docile horse under his crotch neighed , The horse instantly stood upright!Long Xiaobai's body tilted instantly, and he rolled off the horse's back!

The moment he fell to the ground, Long Xiaobai's first reaction was that he was about to become popular, and the headline of tomorrow's news would definitely be: Well-known internet celebrity accidentally fell off a horse, suspected fake boobs were trampled to the ground!

The fall was so heavy that she felt that her internal organs were about to be shaken out of her body. In her panic, she did not forget to reach out and touch her chest to confirm whether her chest had turned into the Congo Basin. No wonder she was so nervous , as an Internet celebrity, breasts are so important.

But she still wants to say, it's true that my wife has breasts!it is true! !

Many years later, facing a group of crooked gods and spirits, Long Xiaobai will definitely think of the distant afternoon when she was promoted to the ranks of actresses for the first time.

She was woken up.The buzzing discussions around are endless, and the bones of the whole body seem to be falling apart. The last picture in the memory flashed in front of my eyes, and Uncle Tengger’s deep and rich voice lingered in my mind: blue sky~~ galloping horse ~~Aye~~~

After playing the whole song "Paradise" in his mind, Long Xiaobai opened his eyes.

It was the middle of the night at this moment, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, and the long wooden box in front of him contained a few handfuls of hay, exuding the unique aroma of dried grass and trees. This scene looked very familiar, but I couldn’t remember where I saw it before. .

She calmed down, and looked at the surrounding environment again, a semi-open wooden house with a row of fences in front, an unknown creature snorted a few times not far from her, Long Xiaobai was frightened His whole body trembled, his legs were so soft that he almost knelt on the ground.

Bumping the courage to look in the direction of the abnormal noise, only to find that it turned out to be a few vigorous horses.Long Xiaobai suddenly understood that she was in a stable somewhere.Could it be that the crew found a place for her to rest after seeing her faint?The stables are built in an antique style, but it doesn't look like the style of a stable in a modern horse farm.But it was late at night, and there was no one around, Long Xiaobai was really panicking, which crew would leave the actor in the stable for so long after the actor fell off the horse?Is it too inhumane? !

She is an Internet celebrity, and the fans would go crazy if she was disconnected for 2 minutes during the live broadcast, but she participated in a bad crew and dared to leave her alone in this crappy place for so long!If someone took a photo of her after she fainted and posted it on the Internet, it would affect her popularity!

Long Xiaobai was very dissatisfied, should he ask the director to give him some extra money?

Just as I was about to look down at my phone, I heard someone beside me suddenly say casually, "Hey, that one over there, what do you think?"

There is still someone here?Long Xiaobai was startled, why didn't she see it just now?But it's good to have someone, at least the crew is still responsible, and they didn't really abandon themselves.She breathed a sigh of relief, looked up to where the sound came from, and saw a tall maroon horse standing not far away under the hazy moonlight, staring straight at herself with almond-like eyes.

Up and down, left and right, there is no one around.

Long Xiaobai's legs became weaker and weaker: "You...are you talking to me?"

"Isn't it talking to you, is it talking to a ghost?" The bay red horse rolled his eyes, snorted, and continued to chew a few pieces of hay in his mouth.

"Demons, monsters... monsters..." As a good-natured young man with a modern education, Long Xiaobai absolutely could not accept the fact that animals can become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China. As soon as he closed his eyes and kicked his legs, he passed out.

I don't know how long it took, she woke up leisurely, the voice of the bay red horse was still going on, and there seemed to be other voices participating in the discussion at the same time, she remembered that she was woken up by the noisy discussion just now, Long Xiao Bai learned how to behave this time, and she didn't dare to open her eyes rashly, because she knew that based on the experience just now, the people around who participated in the discussion were probably not people, but horses.

Lying on the ground with cold hands and feet, her little heart was beating like a drum. From the time she opened her eyes just now, to the time she passed out, and then woke up, the topic of discussion among these horse monsters has not changed. Hold your breath, why is this different from the drama in the TV series? Why does it take a long time for people to faint, why is it a quarter of an hour for her?This group of monsters didn't even end their lying talk!

Fortunately, she could understand what these horses said, and after listening for a long time with pointed ears, she came to a sad conclusion: she had crossed.

Long Xiaobai realized this, not only his hands and feet, but also his heart felt cold.

It is now the 13th year of Zhenguan. Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty has just held a grand water and land meeting in Huasheng Temple. On that day, Master Xuanzang was selected by Guanyin Bodhisattva as the destined Buddhist scriptures, and he was ordered by the emperor to go to the West to obtain the true scriptures.Emperor Taizong regarded Master Xuanzang as a brother, and presented him with a brocade cassock, a tin staff with nine rings, a purple gold bowl, a certificate for customs clearance, and a strong and strong horse selected from the royal horse farm.Now the hottest topic of discussion in this stable is who will be chosen by Master Xuanzang to accompany him to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Long Xiaobai closed her eyes, but there was a rippling in her heart, Master Tang Xuanzang, that is her male god.In China, anyone who has an elementary education or above knows the so-called "Four Great Masterpieces", that is, "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "Journey to the West" and "Dream of Red Mansions". Someone is asked which work they like the most, and the answers may be varied. The so-called radish and cabbage have their own favorites; but if they are asked which work they first came into contact with, the answers may be quite consistent, basically all It's "Journey to the West".

The reason is simple. The killings and battles described in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the grievances and grievances described in "Water Margin", and the emotional entanglements described in "Dream of Red Mansions" all require a more mature mind to understand and appreciate.But "Journey to the West" is different. This world is bizarre and simple, very much like a children's fairy tale world.

As the saying goes, the original intention is unforgettable, and Tang Seng is Long Xiaobai's original intention.

In Long Xiaobai's heart, Master Xuanzang, who can make a great vow, "If you don't get the scriptures, you won't return them", is definitely not an image of a monk with naked eyes, long-winded, and grumbling, on the contrary. He is deep and upright, courageous and resolute, with a Buddha heart and Buddha nature, and even a little handsome!

But now that she's in this situation... She still doesn't know what identity she has transmigrated into. To be able to lie alone in the stable in the middle of the night, I don't think she is some kind of princess or something. What if she is a hard worker? Cheating?Others are better at time-traveling, but she is better. An Internet celebrity has finally time-traveled, and the opening scene is still such a down-and-out scene. How can she be ashamed to pursue her male god like this!

After thinking about it again, wait, she doesn't even know whether she is a man or a woman now, what if she is a man?Is it possible to start a beautiful young love with Master Xuanzang?It is really Amitabha, good and good.

Just as I was thinking wildly, I heard the bay red horse say angrily: "The white one next to me just now, I was asking her what would happen if she was chosen by Master Xuanzang, but she fainted from fright, looking at the fat and strong , It's really useless!"

Long Xiaobai's heart skipped a beat.The bay red horse just now was clearly talking to me, and I was also the one who fainted after speaking, could it be...?

A carp stood upright, Long Xiaobai got up from the ground, breathing out of his nose, and shouted at the bay red horse: "Who do you think is fat and strong?!"

As a professional Internet celebrity, she is very strict about her body shape management. Basically, she only eats a small amount of vegetable salad and half a boiled egg every day. Few people can bear this kind of hardship, so Long Xiaobai thinks, It's okay to insult her personality!But you must not insult her figure and appearance!

Seeing that she dared to refute, the bay red horse immediately said with disdain: "I'm talking about you! The selection has not started yet, don't be so anxious and pretend to be weak!"

Hearing the quarrel between the two, the horses in the same stable looked up one after another. In the darkened stable, a row of horses looked at each other, like a row of small light bulbs emitting dim light.

Long Xiaobai was stunned, she seemed to sense something was wrong, looked down at her hands, um, two snow-white hooves, and looked at her feet, um, still two snow-white hooves.

A cold wind picked up suddenly, goosebumps appeared on his body quickly, Long Xiaobai snorted hard.