[Gintama] Silent

The battlefield is the easiest place to cultivate feelings.

For this sentence, Hasumi said that he had to agree with both hands and feet.

Because handing over her back to the other party is an expression of trust and affection... Well, she really can't make it up anymore.

So isn't it just that you saved Youzi's life during the fight? Does this girl need to be grateful to Dade to the point where she came to lift her quilt early in the morning?

"Miss, please forgive me. My cold is just right. What if it recurs and delays the work of the team?"

"Come on, didn't you just have a fever for one night? You just skipped class for a week so blatantly, and Mr. Jinzhu even acquiesced."

She snatched back the quilt silently and covered herself again.He even retracted his head, only a dull voice came out.

"Sore throat, sneezing, runny nose... These are the basic processes of a cold, and it will drag on for a week no matter what. Please respect its profession, okay?"

"What are these and what? I wanted to ask you to make creme brulee together, but now it seems that it is better for me to be alone."

After hearing this, Lianjian immediately jumped up from the bed, and the movements were done in one go, without any muddling.

"Why didn't you say it earlier? In fact, there is another kind of cold, as long as you have a fever... Hey, hey, don't go, wait for me for a while!"

After a while, the two turned on the search mode one after another, jumping up and down in the kitchen, scratching and pulling.

But I didn't find the recipe I wanted, but I found some friendly and harmonious eighteen [beep——] magazines.

Renjian read a few pages with disgust, and shook his head to express regret and regret.

Youzi didn't come here very often, and the group of elders must have hidden in the kitchen to avoid Xiaonizi's routine search.

It is too much!With dry goods in his hands, he didn't even let her take a look at them. Is this a good teammate who is blessed to share?

I'll find them to settle accounts later, and confiscate them all now.

"Ah, finally found it!"

Suddenly cheers came from beside her, she put down the magazine in her hand, walked straight to Youzi, and glanced casually.

"The first step is to put 35g of sugar and a tablespoon of water into the pot and heat it over medium heat until the sugar melts into coffee color..."

Thankfully, I finally allowed myself to see something a little more normal.

"The eighth step, open the No.80 episode of "Gintama" 'Luck has nothing to do with identity'; skip the op, and see the scene where Dongcheng is punched by Kubei, and put the steamer into the electric pot."

So did something scary get in there?It must be the wrong way she opened it before.

Hasumi rubbed her eyes, and continued reading hopefully.

"Step nine, when Yinshi in women's attire and Xin Baji get entangled, poke the pudding with a bamboo skewer to test whether it's done."

……

Oh hehehehehe, this dirty and promiscuous world should really be destroyed.

On the other hand, Youzi was in an extremely excited state. He didn't know where to find a tattered CD and stuffed it neatly into the DVD next to him.

She has no strength at all to explore how these things appeared out of thin air, and thousands of words can only be condensed into one sentence - sister, you just want to be happy.

However, what I never expected was that the pre-order work of the two did not go smoothly.

After hearing the sound of eggshells breaking for the nth time, Hasumi felt a dull pain in his crotch.

Although she doesn't have anything to hurt.

"Miss Youzi, have you ever thought about how the hens feel when they work so hard to lay these eggs?"

"I also know that it's not easy to produce them, but I don't know how to crack eggs, the yolks always flow out."

"I don't feel worth the eggs that died for you."

She took what was in the opponent's hand and completed this step with ease.

"Excuseme? Who is the woman who wasted all the ingredients in the team a while ago?"

"Didn't those things go into your stomachs? If it's a waste, what's the point of eating? Why don't you cultivate immortality as soon as possible."

"..."

Still the original formula, still the familiar taste.It still made sense as it once was, and it was still speechless.

Hasumi took out the remote control in a good mood and turned on the TV that he hadn't watched for a long time.A group of live treasures in Wanshiwu are also sparing no effort to lose their morals today.

Seeing this, Youzi looked envious: "It would be great if the ghost soldiers could often appear in daily life."

She continued to work on the matter in hand, did not speak, and had reservations about it.

When he looked up again, he was almost choked to death by his own saliva——

Why did her immediate boss, the [-]th General Who Conquered Yi, Tokugawa Shigemo sit in the bar with only his underwear on? !

It is rumored that the general family has been wearing tight rubber sports briefs for generations, and now it seems to be true.

No, no, I seem to have missed the point, right?Shouldn't this disc be destroyed immediately?

But a bunch of people at the scene saw the young general's naked thighs and glistening fat legs, so they couldn't get all their eyeballs out, right?

Anyway, she couldn't beat any of them.

Dear mother, no matter what you do, it will affect your official career.

So Lian Jian could only grit his teeth and pretend that he didn't see anything.

On the contrary, Youzi was uncharacteristically, at this moment, he didn't make any fuss or fuss.

Turning her head, she saw that the girl was seriously studying the semi-finished product in front of her, completely oblivious to what was shown on the TV.

Only then did she silently breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that there should be no more troubles.

However, I was still too young after all. After a while, I saw Tokugawa Momo, wearing a pile of mosaics, happily running around naked.

This kid is really addicted to taking off, and he is not afraid of catching a cold.

As expected, an exclamation came from beside her, and she could only helplessly support her forehead.

However, Hasumi has always been a veteran driver who wants to drive if he has the conditions, and creates conditions to drive if he does not have the conditions.

So she said very calmly: "Well... the size of the young general seems to be pretty good."

"Isn't it coded? You can see this?"

Youzi, who has always been innocent, did not reject this topic. It seems that the future of the motherland is promising!

She patted each other's shoulders with a smile and started a great science popularization career.

"Listen up, girl, you can actually look at your nose! Men with tall and straight roots are usually so big and so good."

These experiences were all selflessly contributed by Yoshihara's sisters, and she has always kept them in her heart.

Never had a chance to test if it was true though.

"Huh? There is such a saying?"

"That's right, when you're free, you can study the men in our team. In fact, most of them are still very promising."

For example, those who often hang around the two of them.

"When you say that, I suddenly feel that it makes sense, at least Lord Jin Zhu does."

Lie down in a big trough, and listen to the shocking gossip she dug out!

Takasugi, you don't even let the girls around you go, you, you, you... are simply not human!

Lianjian was stunned by these words, and felt as if thousands of muddy horses were galloping past, leaving behind thousands of piles of fresh and good poop.

However, the next words were like a sudden rainstorm, washing away all the filth.

"Oh, where did you think? I just saw it by accident when Master Jinsuke was taking a bath."

But the voice became smaller and smaller, and it was almost inaudible when he spoke later.

She nodded, and gave the other party a look of "it's okay, I believe you must have done it unintentionally, instead of stepping on time in advance, creating conditions and creating opportunities before you finally see it".

Youzi who received this message silently covered his face.

"Only God knows this matter. You know me. I won't tell others, so don't worry."

It's not that she can't understand the mood of the fan girl. She can't get pregnant after taking a peek. These are trivial things.

However, in the next second, I saw the protagonist in the topic leaning against the door, with a smile on his face, it seemed that he should have heard everything.

Painful experience and lessons tell us that words cannot be said indiscriminately, and flags cannot be erected indiscriminately.

Now it's all right, not only God knows you know me, but even the parties who shouldn't be there know.

Poor Youzi, wash up and wait for your legs to be chopped off.

"Come on, hurry up and try how the pudding we made tastes like."

"Eh? Why?"

"I'd rather die than be a starving ghost, I wish you the best of luck."

A deep male voice slowly sounded from behind, accompanied by the sound of drawing a knife, exuding a terrible breath of death: "Both of you, go to hell for me!"

The kitchen became a mess in an instant, so lively——

"Master Jinzhu, when did you come? Ah, ah, I was wrong, I dare not do it again, why don't I let you see it now?"

"Come on, sir, why are you cutting me off if you have nothing to do? It's not what I saw. You make me very unwilling."

"Shut me all up!"

……

As for the ending, it doesn't matter whether Takasugi beat them black and blue, or they were beaten all over the floor begging for mercy.

Youzi, one of the parties involved, said that she was wronged, after all, she just peeked at idols taking a shower.

Ren Jian, the second party involved, said that she was even more aggrieved, and she didn't understand why Science Popularization could still have a blast.

The governor, the third party involved, let out a cold snort, and left the scene of the crime coldly.

In the end, an insider who did not want to be named used his diary to summarize the wonderful day of the Ghost Soldier Team——

"So far, we still don't know whether the pudding made by the two is good or not."

Unrest