[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"'A researcher from the Ministry of Health, Welfare and Welfare was killed and important materials were burned'? You really didn't do this?" Seeing the news that popped up on the computer screen, Banjing Momomizu asked Dazai who was sitting opposite.

"How is it possible, I just 'accidentally' disclosed the research project of the Ministry of Health and Welfare, and I didn't do any other superfluous things." Dazai said innocently, spreading his hands.

"Accidentally..." Banjing Taoshui smiled knowingly.

"It can only be blamed that this research is not what people want. The technology of psychological measurement is not suitable for the current complex society and national conditions. At least it will have to wait for one or two hundred years."

The two of them were sitting in the whirlpool cafe downstairs of the detective agency at this time, Hani Momohizu was here every day to catch up on manuscripts, and Dazai went to the cafe to skip work openly.Sometimes she would see Kunikida storming downstairs to arrest Dazai and go back to work, and she would see Atsushi Nakajima, a man and a tiger, in a scene of admiration among colleagues and cafe waiters.

"Mr. Dazai—!!"

As soon as Atsushi Nakajima was mentioned, he appeared in a hurry.

"That thing... it exploded!!"

Dazai sighed, "The pleasant break time is over, but I will be back soon, MOMO-chan is here waiting for me~"

"Yes." Hanjing Momozu replied absent-mindedly, most of her attention was focused on the word document, and the deadline was approaching, she felt as if she was in a crematorium.

But Dazai, who turned to leave, had a serious expression on his face.

"If the bomb in Miss Banjing's neck hadn't been taken out, I'm afraid now..." Atsushi Nakajima said with lingering fear, "That person didn't intend to let Miss Banjing survive at all, Mr. Dazai, why don't you tell Miss Banjing about this? "

"The so-called transaction is not so much based on honesty, but rather on the basis of ulterior motives. She has already understood this kind of thing." After speaking, Dazai's cell phone rang suddenly.

He stopped in his tracks, "I'll answer the phone first."

***

Italy, Sicily.

01, who has turned into a child, is sitting on a swing in the park in the middle of the street, holding an ice cream in one hand, and holding the phone to his ear with the other.

"You broke your promise, Miss 01."

Dazai's voice came from the phone.

"From the very beginning, I never planned to let Banjing Taoshui go." She looked at the clown with heavy makeup beside the fountain, and the children who surrounded him before were not attracted by his lame performance, and all scattered away.Seeing the annoyed look on the clown's face, 01 laughed out loud.

"Mr. Dazai, who trusted me and thought I would defuse the bomb|bomb, you are also very sweet, as sweet as the ice cream I am holding now." She licked the cream on top of the ice cream with a happy expression.

"What a coincidence, I never intended to let you go." Dazai's voice was transmitted to 01's ear through an electronic signal, "Miss 01, look up."

01 looked up and saw several helicopters approaching quickly. On the phone, Dazai said again: "The Ministry of Health and Welfare seems to have misunderstood you, thinking that you leaked the secret of psychological measurement. As a member of a detective agency, I have the obligation to Monitor your whereabouts at all times and report your location to the government."

01 was stunned, and then quickly searched around for obstacles that could cover up her whereabouts. She hid behind the bushes, and when she spoke again, there was a hint of anger in her voice, which was a bit like gnashing her teeth:

"I didn't realize you were following me!"

"If you find out, then it's not called tracking." Dazai said in a relaxed tone. "You are not benevolent and I am not righteous. I think you understand such a simple truth."

"Even if I'm caught, I won't die. If I have the 'Immunity Constitution', I will be taken back for experiments. I will survive in another way. But Banjing Momozui has already been killed by me. Osamu Dazai, you You'd better pray that I don't get a chance, or you will be the next one to be unlucky!"

Although she uttered harsh words, 01, who was crouching behind the bushes, looked a bit embarrassed. Rather than saying harsh words, it might be better to say that her strong self-esteem made her not want to admit defeat.

And Dazai's last words shattered all her hopes——

"I'm very sorry, my momo-chan is alive and well, as for you..." Dazai chuckled, "I don't know if I can come back to Japan alive."

The phone was hung up, and 01 slammed the phone into the grass.She pushed aside the bushes and carefully observed the surrounding environment. When she tried to break through the siege, a magnified face suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.

——It was the clown just now! !

The gunshot rang out, and the last thing that caught her eyes was the clown's red eyes with the word "six" written on it.

In the Whirlpool Café, which is more than [-] kilometers away from Sicily, Banjing Taoshui's mobile phone, who was writing a manuscript, suddenly rang.

She answered the phone and heard the other party say: "01 is dead."

"Thank you." Banjing Taoshui paused, and continued: "Liu Dao Mu."

"kufufufu, this is just a deal between us, you have to help me find my enemies, don't you? By the way... are you looking for it seriously?"

Banjing Taoshui smiled, "Among the few researchers who save life and death, are there any enemies of yours?"

Liu Daoku was at a loss for words for a while, he didn't know who was saving life and saving death.

"Could you please make a list for me? How many enemies are there? It won't be all the mafias in the world and researchers who violate the rules of human experimentation, right? If this is the case, I will kill you!" Banjing Taoshui knocked The fingers of the word are about to fly.

"What if I say, I want all the mafia to disappear from this world?" Liudao Muke said a terrible word.

After a moment of silence, Banjing Taoshui suddenly hung up the phone. "I'd better catch up with the manuscript..." she murmured.

Finally typing the last punctuation mark, Banjing Momozui pressed send and spread it out on a chair in the cafe.At this time, the phone rang again, and the caller ID was Miya Maeno, editor in charge of the bastard. Momozu Hani hesitated for a few seconds, and finally pressed to answer.

"Mr. Izumi, I know what we're going to write about in the next article! Animal protection has always been a hot topic. I'm on vacation at Lake Toya Hot Springs. I just happened to see that recently super popular monkey on the Internet—"

"Beep beep beep..."

Banjing Momosui hung up the phone.

The bell rang again.Banjing Momozui muttered "Give him another chance" in his heart, while reconnecting the phone.

"Let me tell you, Mr. Izumi, that monkey is super smart, and even steals bath towels and clothes from female tourists! And it is not afraid of people at all, but it likes to lie on other people's heads. But I don't understand why it wants to talk Get my dumbass-"

Banjing Taoshui hung up the phone again.

When Dazai returned to the cafe, he just saw her paralyzed look, so he knocked on the table with a smile. "Miss Girlfriend, are you okay?"

Banjing Momozu looked up at him, "Mr. Boyfriend, are you done with your work?"

"Of course." Dazai picked up a bottle of wine, which was BarLupin's distilled wine. "Would you like to meet an old friend together?"

***

Iceland, Black Rock Mountain, Hofn town.The scartaris volcano, which erupted not long ago, now stands quietly among the mountains.

"Crack, click—"

A corner of the magma-paved surface was pried, and an arm suddenly emerged from the ground.

First an arm, then a second arm, head, body, legs...

"Hey... finally crawled out, fortunately it has supernatural powers."

The girl who once pretended to be 01 at the Icelandic underground experiment base patted her chest and let out a long breath.

She tore off the mask on her face, revealing her true face.

It's a look that has absolutely nothing to do with Banjing Momosui.

"Where are we going next?" She sat on the ground, thought for a long time, and tapped her palms, "Let's go to the amusement park in Yokohama, I want to ride a roller coaster!"

A gust of wind blew by, and she accidentally let go of her hand, and the mask she held in her palm flew into the air.

"Ah, it's windy!"

***

On the hill overlooking Yokohama's downtown area, among the lush mountain paths, there is a cemetery overlooking the sea.Flocks of white seabirds soared from Yokohama Port, and the sound of steamship whistles passed through the sky, wading from the distant sea.

Kneeling down, she placed the three glasses in front of the tombstone. Banjing Momosui's cherry-colored skirt fell on the base of the small white unnamed tombstone.

She bit off the cork of the wine bottle with her teeth, and poured the distilled wine to fill three wine glasses. The golden liquid produced fine bubbles, reflecting the dazzling shattering light like diamonds in the sunlight.

Beside her, Dazai stretched out his bandaged hand, picked up a wine glass, and the three wine glasses touched together lightly with a "ding".Although no one spoke, this glass of wine seemed to carry countless words.

The sea breeze suddenly became stronger, blowing away Banjing Momozu's fluffy short-to-medium-length hair and Dazai's long windbreaker.

"got windy……"

Banjing Taoshui said softly.

"Yeah." Dazai put down his glass, "Let's go."

Before leaving the cemetery, Banjing Taoshui turned his head and saw three wine glasses placed in front of the white tombstone, and not far away, a shadow fell behind a tree that lined the road. Judging from the shape of the shadow, there should be a person standing there.

"Four wine glasses still look better than three, right, Dazai." She said cheerfully.

Dazai snorted, with a disgusted tone, "Forget it, that guy..."

When they walked outside the cemetery, their car was parked by the side of the road. Since it would be a fatal matter to let Dazai drive, Banjing Momozui sat in the driver's seat before Dazai, and Dazai who did not grab the driver's seat was a face regret.

When Banjing Taoshui stepped on the accelerator, she suddenly remembered something.She turned to Dazai and said, "Oh, we just drank..."

"It's just a glass. It shouldn't be such a coincidence that you just ran into the traffic police, right?"

The two hit the road with luck, but the history is always surprisingly similar—the car exploded just after driving into the underground highway with a bang.

"I'm going to kill that Lemon Control, doesn't he know how expensive a car is?!!!!"

***

In the headquarters of Hong Kong and Black, a certain scientific lemon bomb | bomb control sneezed, and in the same building, Ryunosuke Akutagawa received a call.

"Senior Akutagawa, the bomb has already been placed in the Hanjing Momosuke, this time I will definitely kill her!"

"Well done, Higuchi, the next target is Renhu."

"Yes!" Higuchi Kazuyo suddenly realized something, his face blushed with excitement, "Senior, did you just praise me?"

What responded to her was a series of busy signals that the phone was hung up.

……

In the seaside cemetery, four wine glasses are placed in front of the white tombstone.

On the mountain road, Ango Sakaguchi glanced at his watch.

"I'm afraid I have to work overtime again today."

***

At this moment, it was less than half a year since Banjing Momosui returned to Yokohama.

The sea breeze in Yokohama has not stopped, and the people who are constantly moving forward are still fighting.

This is not the end, their story has just begun.

——the end——

The author has something to say: this article is over here, thank you for your support all the time, thank you to all the readers who have not given up on me even if the update is broken, you are all fairies~

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The copy of the following document "Today's 200 Meters" has been released. It is expected to be updated in January. After the pit is opened, it will be updated at 300 o'clock every day. If there is something that cannot be updated, I will ask for leave in advance.Before opening the pit, the collection is full of 300, two chapters will be dropped on the day of the pit opening, and three chapters will be dropped after reaching [-] (although I know it is unlikely to be full of [-])

Warm cute healing sweet article, I hope you will collect more~