[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

Moved is moved, warm is warm, and the next moment, she opened the helicopter door suddenly, which made Dazai stunned.

Facing the cabin door, the long wind in mid-air lifted the corners of their clothes and hair. The light blue Jekulsalon Glacier Lake under the plane was like a pair of gentle and moist eyes, as if it could accommodate everything in this world.

Banjing Momosui felt that she was probably crazy, crazy with joy, the joy in her heart even made her jump twice when she stood up.She had just narrowly escaped death, and she should be the most exhausted now, but she felt full of energy, as if she had inexhaustible strength.

"The first day of becoming a boyfriend and girlfriend, of course, starts with 'sacrificing love'!" As soon as the words fell, Hanjing Momozui threw herself on the young man who hadn't reacted yet, and quickly reached out to catch her. She tumbled backward through the open hatch.

Sitting on the co-pilot and wearing earphones on his head, Ango Sakaguchi's movements were still slow for a second or two. He leaned out from the front and looked out of the cabin door. With the sound of falling into the water, he slowly sat back to his original position.

Looking at Atsushi Nakajima and Junichiro Tanizaki who also looked shocked, Ango Sakaguchi covered his face and sighed: "Crazy, absolutely crazy."

The gust of wind whizzed by the ears, and the feeling of weightlessness of the rapid descent seemed to make people forget all their worries.The helicopter was not too far from the water, and the two quickly fell into the water.

When Banjing Taoshui emerged from the water, she suddenly laughed, and the laughter became louder and more hearty.

Dazai looked at her helplessly, "Is that so happy?"

"Well, I'm happy!" Banjing Momosui nodded vigorously, "It's the first time I'm so happy in my life!"

Dazai rolled his eyes, "I'm a bit regretful, I wish I had told you those words earlier. Will you not prevent me from committing suicide?"

"It's a beautiful idea." Banjing Taoshui didn't jump into the pit, she raised her chin, her eyes were bright and bright, but her tone was firm and gentle: "You can commit suicide, I will hold you again and again, until one day, you can find the meaning of living."

Hearing her speech as if swearing, the young man on the opposite side tilted his head, put his fingers to his lips, and showed a Dazai-like smile without any shadow, "This is really exciting."

Before he finished speaking, the girl splashed him with water. After a moment of surprise, he also quickly picked up a handful of lake water and threw it at the girl. The two had a water fight inexplicably.

The helicopter landed on the iceberg, and the three people who got off the plane saw the two of them having a water fight, and looked at each other again.

—Crazy, absolutely crazy.

This is probably the common idea of ​​the three people.

What is particularly humiliating is that the group was finally kicked out by the management of Vatnajökull National Park.Hani Momozu and Dazai can't count on it, Tanizaki Junichiro and Nakajima Atsushi are children again, and the one who finally comes out to apologize is the most reliable Ango Sakaguchi.

In the next few days, the route was paralyzed due to the volcanic eruption, and the group was stranded in Iceland.

The large amount of gas and volcanic ash released by the volcanic eruption will have a huge impact on air transportation. The volcanic ash can be adsorbed in the aircraft engine, causing the engine to stop running. This time the volcanic eruption caused chaos in the route and a large area of ​​aviation paralysis; magma Flooding from melting ice caps has also submerged several major land transport routes in Iceland.

For five days, European national airlines canceled more than 280 flights, and about 20 million people around the world were trapped in more than 300 airports in more than [-] countries due to European air control measures.

Five days later, through the coordination of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the Japanese government sent a special plane to pick him up.However, Banjing Taoshui made himself a bad cold, his body temperature was so high that he almost burned himself stupid, and he was a little erratic from boarding the plane to returning home.

She was in good health, and at the beginning she pretended to die and jumped into the hot spring, but the cold wind didn't make her sick.But quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, and if you spend too much, it should explode all at once.After the fraudulent death incident, she went deep diving, jumped into an underground waterfall, jumped into a glacier, and then fought in a water fight... If she can die like this, whoever catches a cold if she doesn't catch a cold?

He went back to Yokohama in a daze, was taken home by Dazai in a daze, and got an injection and medicine in a daze.Banjing Taoshui had a fever, and the medicine hadn't had time to take effect, and his whole body was so hot that he could spread eggs.When Dazai covered her with the quilt and put the back of his hand on her forehead to test the temperature, Banjing Momozui suddenly grabbed his hand and placed it on her face.

Dazai was stunned.

The girl was still in a daze, half asleep and half awake, her cheeks were red and hot, probably from the burning pain, she subconsciously used his hands as ice packs.

Dazai, who was thinking of making an ice pack for her, wanted to take out his hand to look through the refrigerator, but just as he moved his finger, the other party suddenly clenched it tightly. The girl even said "What's up" to him in a very soft and cute way.

Dazai stared at her silently for a long time, and finally decided to follow her.Unexpectedly, after a while, she might feel that her body was burning too badly, so she moved the "ice pack" down and put it on her soft and undulating chest...

Dazai: "..."

Should he slap his hands at this time?

In the end, he still chose a compromise method, which was to lie down and hug Banjing Taoshui and the quilt into his arms.Dazai looked at her with complicated eyes for a long time, and then murmured: "It seems that you can't be made sick in front of others."

When Banjing Momosui woke up, her fever had almost subsided, and she didn't remember at all about using Dazai as an ice pack.Turning around, she found that this was not her home. She searched for Dazai for a long time, but found that he was not in the house, and there was a post-it note on the nearby cabinet, saying that he would be back in a while.

Banjing Momozu found that she was sweating all over, so she ran back to her house across the way to take a shower, changed into bright yellow duck pajamas, and ran back to Dazai's house with her computer in her arms.

After finally getting rid of the status of a single dog, Banjing Momosui felt that it was necessary to show off to her friends... Ah no, share it.

[I don't regret controlling my curly hair in this life]: Listen up, mortals, I have a boyfriend now!After that, I won’t be with those of you who exude the fragrance of being single!

[National Overlord]: Envy breaks my heart

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Jealousy makes me separate

[Black Wings]: Hate makes me unrecognizable

[Basketball is so fun]: Hostility makes me mitotic

[Kansai Ellery]: Finally, to sum up... Congratulations, congratulations [Enter revenge mode.jpg]

There are also newcomers who don't know much about the situation——

[Russian Ice Tiger]: Uh, I don't understand what's going on but... Congratulations?

[National Hegemony]: Kitty on Ice, you forgot the emoticon pack [Enter the revenge mode.jpg]

[Russian Ice Tiger]: I am not a cat! !I am a tiger!tiger!

[Basketball is really fun]: 23333 kitten is blown

[Kanto Sherlock]: Is the curly-haired boyfriend the one who was with you at Lihai University last time?

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: Yes, it's him [heartbeat.jpg]

Feeling that something was missing in the group, Momomi Hani glanced at the list, and found that 【You don’t know anything about the power of money】 who had promised to come to Yokohama before was online more than two months ago.

She knew something was missing in the group, the red envelope from Dad Qian was missing in the group.

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: Papa Qian hasn't shown up for a long time.

[Dark Wings]: I know, he must have been attacked by the evil secret society "DarkReunion" that secretly implemented the "Human Classification Project"!hateful!This group of guys, I, Dark Wings, must defeat them!Messenger of Light Energy, you must hold on, I will rescue you soon!

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: ...What the hell is the title of Light Envoy?

[I don’t regret controlling curly hair in this life]: Don’t be invisible, 100 years later your avatar won’t even light up @金币爸爸

At this very moment, Dazai was in the dormitory next door to Kunikida, waiting for a pot of porridge to be cooked, while watching Banjing Momozui's speech in the chat group.

He didn't quit the group and didn't change his screen name. It is estimated that Banjing Momozu still thinks that the [Rashomon fans] in the group is Akutagawa.

——Then let her continue to misunderstand.

Dazai thought.

"So, why do you insist on coming to my house to cook porridge?" Kunikida said displeasedly, "And why do you insist on letting me cook porridge for you?"

"Momo sauce doesn't dare to eat the things I cook." Dazai spread his hands and said in a leisurely way: "Actually, I haven't cooked for a long time, and I really want to make something, um...spiritual chicken porridge, or a healing soup? Guaranteed to have miraculous effects after drinking~”

"You can tell from the name that something terrible will happen if you eat it." Kunikida complained, turning off the gas fire.

"Thank you, Kunikida-kun!" Dazai happily took the pot from Kunikida's house, "I won't return the pot to you~"

"Where's your face?! Wash the pot and return it to me!" Considering that Dazai was carrying the hot porridge, Kunikida resisted the urge to kick Dazai away.

When Dazai came home humming the song of martyrdom, Hani Momozuki was lying on the tatami mat and having a good chat with her friends. When she heard Dazai open the door, in order not to let him know that she was flaunting that she had a boyfriend, she swiped the floor Zi closed the chat room, turned on the video and pretended to be watching a movie just now.

Seeing Dazai enter the door, she raised her head and smiled sweetly at him: "Boyfriend~"

"The porridge is a little hot, I'll drink it later." Dazai, who knew what she was doing just now, didn't say anything, put out a bowl of porridge and waited for it to cool, then walked to Banjing Momozui, bent down, and said, "What are you looking at?" ,girlfriend?"

"A movie..." Banjing Taoshui felt guilty.

"That's it..." After finishing speaking, Dazai suddenly reached out and snatched an earphone from Banjing Momozui. After putting it on, he lay down on the tatami side by side with the girl, looked at the computer screen head to head, and said, "This movie talked about it earlier. what?"

"What did you say..." Banjing Taoshui felt even more guilty, she hadn't read it before, how could she know what was said.

"Hmm... "Your Name"?" Dazai squeezed his chin, and the movie just played the scene where Mitsuha forgot Taki's name and shed tears at the "I like you" written on Taki's palm.

"MOMO sauce?"

"Ok?"

"my name is?"

"Huh?" Banjing Momozuki opened her mouth, and was about to blurt out "Dazai", when she saw the young man's smiling eyes, she suddenly understood what he meant.

"Boyfriend, Dazai Osamu, Aji!"

As soon as the words fell, the other party leaned over, put a hand in front of Banjing Taoshui's eyes, and warm lips touched the corners of hers.

"The moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the wind, the night sky is beautiful tonight, would you like to stay?"

The author has something to say: Don’t worry, there’s no meat, not even soup, let’s all go away