[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

It seems that the volcanic eruption caused electromagnetic interference. The few people on the other end of the earphones only heard that Banjing Taoshui seemed to throw something out, and the signal was cut off.

Dazai dropped the communicator, picked up the windbreaker on the back of the chair, and turned to leave the combat base.

"What are you going to do?" Sakaguchi Ango called Dazai: "Once the contactor is disconnected, we can't lock their positions at all. Please calm down first..."

"Ango, when do you think I'm not calm?" Dazai turned his head, the corners of his lips slightly curled up as if he was smiling, but his eyes were as cold as the unmelted floating snow and broken ice of Watt's glacier.

"Then you are..."

"I'm going to the National Meteorological Center of Iceland." Dazai's tone was light, "I'll see if there is a way to slow down the eruption of the volcano, and by the way... borrow a satellite to fix it."

"Did you just say 'robbery'?" Sakaguchi Ango pushed his glasses helplessly, and said, "I'll go with you, in case we really can't borrow...Jie also needs manpower."

***

After learning that the volcano was about to erupt, for a moment, Banjing Momozui really wanted to shoot the person in front of him to death with the remote control.

"Such a dangerous device, you actually installed it in a small broken remote control?!"

Banjing Taoshui stood up suddenly, and the remote control fell hard.The remote control, which does not seem to be of particularly good quality, flicked on 01's forehead, and finally rolled down to the floor, stained with bricks, limestone and slag. "It's still alive! Who the hell is fighting with you, how much is your life worth!"

Seeing that the ground began to vibrate slightly, the noise coming from the ground could be faintly heard.Banjing Taoshui ran out the door, then turned around and ran back, untying the rope that bound 01.

"You..." 01 stared wide-eyed, with an incomprehensible expression. Before she could finish her sentence, Banjing Momozui unambiguously removed her shoulder joints, tied her hands behind her back, and grabbed the other end of the rope. In the palm of my hand.

"If you have long legs, don't expect me to drag you around." Banjing Taoshui said coldly.

"You really are..." 01 thought for a while, and said, "You have bad intentions? Yes, you have bad intentions. We are enemies, right? Shouldn't I be thrown here?"

"The one who was really kind was the boy who came with me. I didn't leave you here to die because I had to catch you." Banjing Momozui pushed 01 on the back, "Stop talking nonsense and run quickly."

When the two ran out of the house, they ran into Atsushi Nakajima, "Miss Banjing, is this an earthquake?" When he saw 01, he was taken aback, "She is..."

"The boss of "Mirror Man". Banjing Taoshui nodded, and said concisely, "It's not an earthquake, the volcano is about to erupt." "

"what--"

"It's too late to shock the boy, so run away." Banjing Taoshui was also desperate.With the speed of the volcanic eruption, the three of them might have to confess here today.

They ran in the direction they came from, and when they jumped down the waterfall, Banjing Momosui saw the tunnel next to the underground lake in mid-air. 01 pursed the corners of his lips and ran with the two for a while. When facing the left and right forks of the tunnel, he suddenly said, "Run to the left."

Banjing Momozui looked back at her, didn't say anything, but followed 01's suggestion and chose the road on the left.

01 raised his eyebrows, "I really didn't expect you to believe me, are you not afraid that I will deliberately point the wrong way?"

"It doesn't matter if you make a mistake on purpose." Banjing Taoshui didn't reply: "At most, it's just before you die, let you taste the pain you'd rather die."

"Look at what this said, you really shouldn't go to the camp of good people." 01 shook his head, "Aren't you afraid of death?"

"Scared, normal people are not afraid of death."

Atsushi Nakajima interjected, "Mr. Dazai is not afraid of death."

"Colleague for so long, you still think Dazai is a normal person?" Banjing Momozui looked surprised. "Isn't he a suicidal man?"

Atsushi Nakajima was silent, what he said was so reasonable that he was unable to refute it.

The three of them ran to the end and saw a dilapidated electric switch and a rusty mine cart. "Get on the mine cart and go out along the track." 01 got into the mine cart first, and when Banjing Momozu and Nakajima Atsushi also got in, she activated the switch.

A green light was on on the electric switch, and the mine cart began to move forward. After a few seconds of silence, Banjing Momozu, who was sitting in the car, looked at Atsushi Nakajima, and found that his whole body was tense and a little nervous, so he timely There was a rant: "Dun Jun, you are actually Brandon Fraser, right?"

Nakajima Atsushi blinked, obviously not understanding what this sentence meant.

"I mean, look, this is a volcano and a minecart, aren't we really on the set of "Journey to the Center of the Earth"? It feels like making a movie, super cool!" Then he turned his head to look at 01. "The idol of your "Mirror Man" is actually Jules Verne, right? "(Verne: Author of Journey to the Center of the Earth)

01 ignored her, and the corner of the human tiger boy's mouth twitched, "Stop joking at this time."

Although Banjing Momosui was complained about, Nakajima Atsushi seemed less nervous than before.

Banjing Taoshui clicked his tongue, with an appearance of "brother is very stable", and the old god said: "The more critical the moment, the more sense of humor you must have."

The air in the tunnel was getting hotter and hotter. Hanjing Momosui and Nakajima Atsushi sweated on their foreheads, but 01 felt refreshed and refreshed, without sweating at all.

Amidst the creaking sound, the mine cart moved on the track, at first it was extremely slow, and gradually the speed became faster and faster.

The violent wind blew across the cheeks and brows of the three of them. 01 stretched out his hands to hold down his hair, as if he was afraid that his hair would be blown away and he would become bald. "I heard from the researcher that this mine cart is relatively stable and not as exciting as a roller coaster!" The mine cart pressed Amidst the tinkling of the track, she had to scream to let the two of them hear, "Have you ever been on a roller coaster? I haven't even been on a roller coaster. Is it fun?"

Nakajima Atsushi nodded first, "I sat down once, and I took Xiao Jinghua there."

After Atsushi Nakajima finished speaking, both of them turned their attention to Banjing Momosui at the same time.

"I went there many years ago." Banjing Momozuki scratched his cheek in embarrassment, "I heard that I could confess, so I took Dazai and ran excitedly to ride the roller coaster, but when I got on it, I found that my mouth was about to be blown out. You have to bite your tongue when you speak, so how can you have a chance to confess your love. It was only later that I realized that I had misremembered, the Holy Land of Confession is actually a Ferris wheel.”

"That's great." 01 had longing in his eyes, "After going out, I want to go on a roller coaster ride."

The track behind suddenly became bumpy, and the crimson magma was like the huge tongue of a dragon, licking the walls of the tunnel, swallowing the track that the three had just passed, and frantically rushing towards the mine car.

Banjing Taoshui poked his head out and looked at the heat wave gushing behind him, "Can you speed it up?"

"Yes." 01 tilted his head towards Hanjing Momozu and Nakajima Atsushi, "If you lose one person's weight, you can go faster."

Looking at her from the opposite side, the pupils of both eyes were suffocated, and she suddenly smiled, as if what she just said was just a bad joke: "Although we are enemies, we can only turn around and untie the rope that binds me just now. Come on, I'll do something nice too."

01 stood up suddenly and leaned out of the mine car.Banjing Momozui, who had already figured out what she was going to do, rushed over and grabbed the rope that bound 01's hands, but pulled nothing.

The rope was broken, and I don't know when it was cut by 01.

"Hey you--"

Banjing Momozui stretched out her hand, trying to grab 01, but only grabbed her by a corner of the white dress.

With a sound of "Zla", the cloth of the dress was torn, 01 fell out of the mine cart, and was engulfed by the engulfing lava.Atsushi Nakajima wanted to go out to rescue her, but was stopped by the scalding "fire dragon".

With the weight of one person missing, the speed of the minecart has not increased. 01 was just lying.

"Even if she dies, doesn't she want to be arrested?" Atsushi Nakajima sighed and shook his head.Seeing that Banjing Taoshui's expression was not right, he blinked and asked, "Miss Banjing, what's wrong with you?"

Holding a piece of rag from the dress in her hand, she said thoughtfully, "I just saw her stomach... no, maybe it's because of my eyesight." She rubbed her eyes and pinched her nose again, "This The smell is a bit pungent, and it probably blew my eyes out."

The minecart is about to be overtaken, and the natural light outside can already be seen at the end of the track on the slant.

"That's the exit... ah!!"

The violent bumps overturned the mine cart, and the ultra-high temperature of the lava melted the tunnel and the mountain. The destroyed area was too large, and finally caused a landslide, which made the mine cart unusable.

"This distance should be fine, Ms. Banjing, quickly climb onto the back of the tiger." Nakajima Atsushi glanced at the position of the light, and instantly cast his supernatural power.

Like an arrow leaving the string, the white tiger led the girl out of the end of the track. The tiger's four legs leaped vigorously on the rock pile at the end, and following the airflow of the volcanic eruption, one person and one tiger rushed out of the crater.

A large net spread down like a blanket, enveloping Banjing Taoshui and Nakajima Atsushi.The helicopter rose rapidly and quickly left the boiling crater with the net bag.

Banjing Momosui lying in the net and Nakajima Atsushi who regained his human form breathed a sigh of relief. The magnificent scene of the magma eruption in the crater was getting farther and farther away from them, and the two just wanted to lie still in the net.

The adventure just now was too exciting, and after the tense heart finally relaxed, they realized that their whole body was in pain, and they had to take it easy first.

"Dun Jun, how much does the detective agency pay you?"

Banjing Taoshui asked weakly.

Atsushi Nakajima also looked ashamed and half-dead, "Why do you ask?"

"If you are not satisfied with the salary of the detective agency, just jump to my place." Banjing Momozui tried his best to pry the corner of the detective agency, "The treatment here is good, the salary is high, and there is no danger. Help me squeeze out that nightmarish editor. , I will give you a bonus."

"But aren't you a vagrant?"

"Who says I'm a vagrant? I'm a writer, I'm a literary giant, Izumi is a well-known vicious mouth in the industry, what a resounding signboard!" With the uneven hair, Banjing Momosui was listless even when he was fried.

"Mr. Dazai said...here, he is right on top of your head."

The net bag was being slowly pulled up by the pilot on the helicopter. Dazai sat behind the door, sticking his head out and waving to the two of them with a smile on his face.

Banjing Taoshui didn't realize it for a long time. After a long time, she murmured: "Dun Jun, I finally understand how those husbands who have worked hard all day come home and see their beautiful and virtuous wives preparing meals."

"Don't say this when it comes to the top." Atsushi Nakajima's lips twitched, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Dazai will throw you directly off the plane."

Banjing Taoshui glanced down, and then said with a blank face: "It's okay, the waters of the Vatna Glacier are below. It's not rude to come and go, I will drag him down together. It should feel like jumping a waterfall." Almost, um." At the end she nodded vigorously.

Atsushi Nakajima thought Banjing Momosui was joking at first, but he couldn't laugh anymore after a while.

...People who can play well with Dazai really have a different way of thinking, eh.

The author has something to say: The mine car stem under the iceberg is from "Journey to the Center of the Earth", a great movie, Amway~

Verne is the author of "Journey to the Center of the Earth". He also has a book that everyone should be more familiar with. It is "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea".