[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"Is this really possible?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked at his face in the mirror, then raised his arms to look at his clothes, and finally lowered his head and twitched the corners of his mouth, unable to bear to look directly at him.

——Colorful fake fur, heavy smoky makeup, skull earrings clipped to ears, fake scars and fake tattoos glued to the face, hip-hop outfits full of holes...

The young man with pure and clear eyes who looked like an honest child was turned into a bad boy by Banjing Taoshui within a few minutes.

"Eyes, Atsushi-kun, pay attention to your eyes." After the two got acquainted, Banjing Momozu changed the unfamiliar name of "Nakajima-kun" and used Dazai's address for him instead. "Although the dress looks bad, Dun Jun's eyes are too gentle. This is not allowed. The so-called role-playing is to become another person from body to heart, so that your relatives and friends will not pass by. To the extent that you will recognize it.”

"...Mr. Kunikida and the others won't be able to recognize you if you dress up like this." The boy said with a look of lovelessness.

Banjing Taoshui has formulated a set of detailed steps on how to efficiently join Dusegang.

First, she played the role of a weak, unarmed high school girl.

Next, she walked alone into the alley at night.

Then, Dunwei, dressed as a gangster, followed her into the alley to blackmail her.

In the end, she defeated Atsushi Nakajima super handsomely.

The key point in this plan is that when you are being handsome, you must make the movement louder, so that those members of the Dusi Gang who are wandering around doing nothing on the street will notice.

If there is someone who can fight here, the members of the Duse Gang will go back and report to their leader, and she can wait to be recruited~

—Actually, you just want to play, hey!

Seeing the suddenly excited Banjing Momosui, Atsushi Nakajima silently swallowed the complaint he was about to blurt out.

"Hmm...you look like a kitten now. This is no good, come on, show your ferocious tiger face! Herbivores, kill them all!" Banjing Momozui looked up and down at Atsushi Nakajima, pinching his jaw, "Come here, Atsushi, and learn from my eyes and expressions." As soon as Banjing Momosui finished speaking, the expression on his face obviously didn't change much, but Nakajima Atsushi, who was facing her directly, broke out in a cold sweat.

This girl obviously has a pair of extremely warm honey-colored eyes, but at this moment, there is no warmth in these eyes. The cold and treacherous eyes move slowly, like a poisonous snake crawling on his body.

There was an almost substantive malice exuding from her body, as if the air was hard to flow and became sticky and clammy.

Feeling the other party's hand on his shoulder suddenly, Atsushi Nakajima shuddered, and he almost couldn't control the tiger's transformation, but when he heard Banjing Momozu's next sentence, he completely acted——

"Beautiful girl, you scream, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you~"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

"Understood how to do it?" Banjing Momozuki, who quickly faded from his body of malice, beamed and said, "Come on boy, please start your performance~"

"...Mr. Dazai, come and save me, woooooo!"

Although the results of the "training" were unsatisfactory, Atsushi Nakajima was dragged into the "battlefield", but there was a little furry trouble in the subsequent process.

The location of this dark alley chosen by Banjing Taoshui is very good. It is dark and far away from the crowd. It is a breeding ground for crimes. An amusement park that violates the law.

There seemed to be no one in the alley, but there were prying eyes everywhere.This means that in Banjing Taoshui's handsome plan, the item "being noticed by members of the Duse gang" can be realized, but there seems to be something wrong with the subsequent development...

"Hey, what are you doing here?" A tall, thin man wrapped in a blue triangular scarf, with hair the color of withered grass, and a somewhat wretched appearance, said to the two with his nostrils up high and arrogantly: "This is our "Blue Square" Site! "

Atsushi Nakajima froze for a moment, then turned around to look at the tall, thin man who had spoken, only to realize that he was accompanied by a group of younger brothers holding water pipes and electric shock batons.

Banjing Momosui, who was leaning against the wall and was about to be "wall slammed" according to the script, just raised his head, and the eyes of the tall and thin blue square man lit up when he saw the girl's face.

"The chick is pretty!" He walked towards Banjing Taoshui, patted his palm with the steel water pipe in his hand, grinned and said, "Come on, play with me~"

"Faluotian, the boss told me—" The younger brother next to him wanted to grab the tall and thin man, but he pushed him away impatiently, and when he was about to reach out to pull Banjing Taoshui, he was blocked by Atsushi Nakajima.

"Go away, this is not a place for children to play!" The man named Faluotian was stopped repeatedly, and his expression became even more impatient.He spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth, and suddenly held up the water pipe, and just as he was about to hit Atsushi Nakajima on the head, the boy suddenly reached out to hold the water pipe.

"Miss Banjing, what should I do next?"

The boy's tone is still calm. After this period of experience, Nakajima Atsushi is no longer the rookie who was always nervous when he first joined the detective agency.

"Does it need to be said?" Banjing Taoshui moved her wrist, pinching the joints with a creaking sound. "Of course—playing handsome according to the original plan!"

She tilted her head and smiled at Faluotian, revealing a small white canine tooth, which shone with a cold light like a blade in the dark night.

Keenly aware of the danger, Fa Luotian took a step back.Suddenly hearing screams behind him, he turned his head and found that the little minions he had brought had collapsed in half in an instant, lying on the ground moaning with their arms and legs covered.

Banjing Momosui inadvertently raised her eyebrows. Neither she nor Atsushi Nakajima had made a move yet, and someone else was the one who knocked down the little gangster.She held down Atsushi Nakajima, who was about to join the battle, and decided to wait and see what happened.

The blunt objects such as water pipes and sticks collided with each other, making a tinkling sound, intertwined and combined with the screams and the sound of weapons hitting the flesh, like a rough rock music.During the brawl, Banjing Momozui caught the first few people with yellow cloth scarves tied on their foreheads, necks or arms. It seems that they should be another big one-color gang in Ikebukuro-"Yellow Turban Thieves".

The heroes of the yellow turban bandits who participated in the battle were not low in strength, and the gangsters in the blue square were dealt with like chickens.Faluotian looked left and right, saw the situation was bad, and just wanted to run away; Banjing Taoshui saw the opportunity, without blinking, he just stumbled when he stretched out his foot!

The tall, thin young man with withered grass-colored hair just landed on his face when he fell, and his forehead hit the curb with a "slap", which made everyone who heard it feel pain.Nakajima shrank his neck, and cast a sneaky glance at Banjing Momozui, he always felt that she did it on purpose.

At the same time, the yellow turban thief also ended the battle, and all the gangsters in the blue square lay dead.

"Really, the group of people in Blue Square are getting worse and worse for attacking cute girls," said a person in the center of the Yellow Turban Thieves.

——Ta, Dazai? !

Hearing an extremely familiar voice, Banjing Momosui suddenly turned his head.

The breeze blows, gently pushes away the clouds, and makes the bright and silver light pour down like water.Under the moonlight, she finally saw who the speaker was.

It was a yellow-haired boy with a triangular scarf around his neck, about fifteen or sixteen years old, with a baby face, and looked younger than Atsushi Nakajima.He let out a "tow", kicked the "corpse" on the ground in dissatisfaction, then raised his head to greet the supporters who were also wearing yellow cloth scarves, and said in a listless tone: "It's boring, I'm leaving."

"...So it's not Dazai."

Banjing Momozui was a little disappointed, the boy's voice was almost exactly the same as Dazai's, the only difference was probably the tone of voice.At first glance, she thought that person had come to Ikebukuro as well.

"Indeed, this person's voice... I thought Mr. Dazai had appeared just now." Atsushi Nakajima echoed.

After not hearing the footsteps of the two people who had just "saved" for a long time, the yellow-haired boy suddenly stood still. "Hey, the two people over there, it's not safe here, don't go to such a place at night, go home quickly." He put his hands in his pockets and shouted, but didn't look back.

Banjing Taoshui rolled his eyes and decided to join the Yellow Turban Bandits.I can't see people, but I can always hear voices~

After making a decision, she suddenly ran a few steps, overtook the yellow-haired boy, and stretched out her arms to block him, with an excited tone:

"Coach, I want to play basketball!"

Yellow-haired boy: "..."

The Yellow Turban Bandits: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

"Ah bah!" Banjing Taoshui realized that she had said something wrong, "I mean, I want to join the "Yellow Turban Thieves"! "

Well, she wants to lurk beside this young man, and find a way to make him say: "My lord, welcome back, do you want to eat me first, do you want to eat me first, or do you want to eat me first?" Then record this sentence Come down and be Dazai's ringtone!

Well, that must be what she came to Ikebukuro for!

"Wake up, Ms. Banjing, you definitely didn't come to Ikebukuro for this kind of thing..."

Afterwards, Banjing Momomizu, who threw the three Yellow Turban members out and passed the test, told Atsushi Nakajima about his plan, and Atsushi Nakajima complained like this, covering his face.

"What are you talking about, Dun-jun, if a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a salted fish!" Banjing Momozuki clenched his fists and said: "My dream is to let Dazai call me Queen!"

After Banjing Momozu left, Nakajima Atsushi took out his cell phone tremblingly, and sent an email to Dazai.

"to Osamu Dazai: Mr. Dazai, what should I do, Ms. Banjing is having so much fun, I can't hold her back at all T^T——by Atsushi Nakajima"

Soon, the other party replied to him.

"to Nakajima Atsushi: It's okay, you two have fun, and you will go back to Yokohama after you have had enough fun. Oh yes, I will find someone to play with you in a few days^_^——by Osamu Dazai"

For some reason, the human-tiger boy suddenly had a bad feeling.

The author has something to say: I think I may have stabbed the Anijia nest, and I have already caught the fifth one.

However I still don't have a crane(.)

Fortunately, it will be delivered this Saturday _(:з)∠)_

Aunts who can’t get Anika, come on, let’s give you some European spirit

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There is something going on in the third dimension recently, and I want to ensure the quality of the update, so I may not be able to maintain the daily update before September. The update frequency in September will be determined later. Those who are cultivating immortals should go to bed early recently [pen refill]