[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"So, you just couldn't fall asleep after drinking ten cans of this?"

Hani Momomizu, who was wearing duck pajamas, was squatting in the kitchen of Dazai's house, pointing to the empty coffee cans piled up with Awamori (a type of Japanese wine with high alcohol content) bottles in the corner, and said weakly.

These coffee cans have a black base with white skulls printed on them. "DeathWish? Death Wish Coffee?" She tilted her head and translated the English on the can, a little curious, "This is the legendary coffee that drinks up to two cups a day? If it wasn't for the name, I would have thought it was just looking at the packaging." Poison|medicine!"

I have also heard of Banjing Taoshui, a drink produced in New York, USA. It is said that the caffeine content in it is four times that of ordinary coffee beans, and it is known as "the most refreshing in the world". 200% caffeine | super bitter taste, drinking will make people even want to die.

"Well... the lady waitress at the cafe told me that if you drink a lot of this coffee, you can see the Santu River. I thought it would be a success this time." With a deceitful appearance, he pursed his lips in disappointment and aggrieved: "In the end, apart from being more energetic, I don't feel like I'm going to die at all!"

After hearing his words, Banjing Taoshui became even more powerless, her hair was listless, almost drooping.

"I said, normal people generally don't think of suicide by drinking a lot of coffee, right? Oh, I forgot, you are not a normal person, and normal people don't think about suicide all day long..." She yawned, Weakly said: "You should go to bed early too... Well, I think you probably can't sleep these days, so I'll go back to sleep, okay?"

"I-no-want-" Dazai drew his voice, as if thinking of something, he suddenly tapped his palm and said excitedly: "MOMO-chan MOMO-chan~ The night is still so long, let's play some big~ren~ Let's play!"

"You, you, you, what are you going to do?" Banjing Taoshui stood up suddenly, grabbed the collar of his chest vigilantly, stepped back a foot away from Dazai, and said solemnly: "I, I, I, I will never attack the evil forces. Bow your head! Absolutely!"

"Huh, what are you talking about?" Dazai blinked, pulled out two game controllers out of nowhere, and handed one to Banjing Momizu, "They said it was a 'game', game! Or MOMO-chan..." He raised the corners of his lips, and said in a teasing tone, "Actually, deep down in my heart, I'm looking forward to a different 'game', huh?"

The last sentence of "hmm" with a rising ending sound was particularly long and rippling by him.

"No, I didn't expect anything!" Banjing Momozui said angrily, took the game controller angrily, and stopped taking Dazai's words.

She shouldn't have answered Dazai's previous phone call, she was absolutely out of her mind!

Dazai didn't know where to find the game, and he was as frivolous and dishonest as his people.The name of the game is "The Secret Relationship Begins". It is a strategy game. Players are divided into male and female. In general, it is to avoid the Shura field while maintaining secret contact with multiple opposite sexes.

——Hey, what a scumbag!

Banjing Taoshui spat at it while pressing the handle with a little excitement inside.

——For the alliance, for the Horde, she must clear the level faster than Dazai!Demacia! ! !

……

Dazai pressed the handle carelessly, the game recommended by the president's secretary, Ms. Kirako Haruno, was much simpler than he imagined.If the protagonist is a man, as long as he uses sweet words to attack the girls in the game, his favorability will gradually increase.

No one knows better than Osamu Dazai what sweet talk girls like to hear.After clearing all the levels, he turned his head and was about to say something to Banjing Taoshui, but found that the girl had fallen asleep leaning against the wall.

She curled up in a corner of the wall in an uncomfortable position, holding the handle in her hand, sleeping with an undefended look on her face.

Hearing the girl's weak and even breathing, Dazai approached quietly, trying to take out the game controller she was holding in her hand. Just as he stretched out his hand, his target - the controller, touched his neck like a gun barrel superior.

Sleepy Hani Momomizu opened one eye, "It's Dazai..." After she put down the handle, she seemed unable to wake up again, "I'm sorry... um..."

Dazai frowned imperceptibly, his eyes dark.

——It wasn’t like this the last time I was at the mafia office.Her state is much more tense than when she first returned to Yokohama.

"That can't be done."

Dazai said thoughtfully, moved the handle a little further, and took out another blanket from the cabinet.Originally wanted to pat Banjing Taoshui on the shoulder, but when his eyes fell on the hair on the top of her head, his hand suddenly stopped, as if he had changed his mind, he only pinched the hair on Banjing Taoshui's head with two fingers, and gently With a light tug, "If you want to sleep, just lie down."

"...I know, I know, don't tease me, I don't know that it is my real body." Banjing Momozui waved Dazai's hand impatiently, turned her back to Dazai and lay down, this time she slept soundly too much.

When she turned over, her mobile phone slipped from the pocket of her pajamas.

Dazai was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about something, then he picked up Hanjing Momozui's phone.

When she first returned to Yokohama, Hani Momozui said that she had sent him many emails in the past five years, but for some reason, all of them disappeared, but Dazai never received a single one.

Is it a problem with the phone plug-in, or...

Dazai swiped open the screen, and when he saw the unlock code, he hesitated for a moment, and skillfully entered the time when the two first met many years ago.

—— Unlocked successfully.

"It's still the same as before, I don't know how to change the password..."

Dazai muttered in a low voice, carefully checked every app in the phone, his fingers moved and jumped on the screen deftly, and he finally set his sights on a chat room group after not finding any problems.

This is a chat room for a group of game enthusiasts. There are not many people in the group, a small part is very active, and most of them are diving.Dazai thought for a while and picked up his cell phone.

After 1 minute, a new person came to the chat room.

[Rashomon Mysterious Brother]: Fear death, fear killing, those who seek death, die equally, as you wish.The first time I met, I was a fan of the lower Rashomon.

There were quite a few night owls in the group, and they all bubbled up for a while.

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Welcome newcomer, wow, this newcomer looks very dick!

[Basketball is really fun]: Rashomon?fanboy?I remember that there was a ghost named Rashomon in Ibaraki, who was also Shuten's fanboy.

[National Hegemony]: Do rookies also play Onmyoji?

[Rashomon fans]: No, if I don’t play mobile games, it will waste electricity.

[Rashomon fans]: Instead of satisfying the unrealistic fantasy of the weak in the game, it is better to find a way to become stronger in reality, so that you can get the approval of that person.

[Beautiful man with flowers]: emmmmm

[Basketball is really fun]: emmmmm

[National dominance]: emmmmmmm

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: I feel like a very serious newcomer!

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: I also want to bring a newcomer here!

[[Kanto Sherlock] has joined the group]

[Beautiful man with flowers]: The name of the couple!

[Kanto Sherlock]: Uh, you misunderstood, it was Kansai Ellery who asked me to change it to this.

[Beautiful Man with Flowers]: The depth of love...

[Basketball is so fun]: The depth of love...

[National Hegemony]: The depth of love...

[Kanto Sherlock]: Is it too late to quit the group now?

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: I'll change the tag behind your name to three scumbags if you want to tease newcomers again!

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Wrong, it's the four sluts

[Basketball is really fun]: @黑黑之半He failed the mid-term exam, and his mobile phone was confiscated by his mother

【National Hegemony】: sosad~

[Rashomon fans]: Does Kanto Sherlock also play games?

[Kanto Sherlock]: Let's play a reasoning game, I'm a detective!

[Kanto Sherlock]: Sherlock Holmes said: Eliminate all the impossible, and what remains, no matter how incredible, is the truth.

[Kanto Sherlock]: I like to find the only way to the right way by stripping the cocoon.

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Although I don't understand what you are talking about...

[Basketball is really fun]: But I feel...

[National Overlord]: It looks so powerful...

[Kanto Sherlock]: ...

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: Come on, bring me my Azure Dragon Yanyue Knife!

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: I have said that molesting newcomers is not allowed [you are allowed to run 39 meters first.jpg]

[Rashomon fans]: Everyone seems to have a good relationship, do you know each other in real life?

[Beautiful man with flowers]: I haven't seen you all yet_(:з)∠)_

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: I have an idea, how about we hold a face-to-face meeting!

[National Overlord]: Speaking of which, next week is the Haiyuan Festival in our school, which is super interesting!In our Shonan District, the Kaihara Festival is even bigger than the Summer Festival. I have extra tickets to give to everyone. Come, come, come, Mianji!

[Basketball is so fun]: I... can't go... [vomiting blood.jpg]

[Basketball is so fun]: I failed the mid-term exam, so I have to go to cram school; there is a basketball game next month, so I have to go to practice; the brokerage company talked to me about a summer fashion endorsement, so I have to take a flat photo QAQ

[Beautiful man with flowers]: I'm so busy, I sympathize with you_(:з)∠)_

[National Hegemony]: Wings of Darkness probably won't be able to come _(:з)∠)_

[Basketball is really fun]: Dad Money hasn’t come out to throw coins recently_(:з)∠)_

[Kansai Ellery (group owner)]: How about this, I will post the time and place of the face-to-face meeting on the group announcement, and I will count the number of people who arrived the night after tomorrow, how about it?

……

Seeing the group leader's speech, the corner of Dazai's lips curled into an inexplicable arc, his fingers fluttered, and he quickly typed a sentence——

【Rashomon fans】: Sorry, I'm busy with work, I'm afraid I won't be able to get away then.Go to bed early tonight, everyone, and pay attention to saving electricity.

***

The next morning, Banjing Momosui found out that she had slept in Dazai's house all night.

"You, you, why didn't you wake me up!" Banjing Taoshui's hair was about to explode.

"I called." Dazai who just made a call closed the phone, turned around and spread his hands, "But Momo-chan couldn't be woken up at all, and..." He choked his throat and imitated Banjing Momozui's tone , Said: "Don't go, don't leave me alone... I don't know what dream I had, you dragged my sleeve and cried while saying that!"

"Hey hey——" Banjing Momozuki squatted on the tatami, covered his face and collapsed, "Did I say that?!"

"Of course it is..." Dazai raised the corners of his lips, smiling very innocently, "I lied to you~"

"Dazai..."

Dazai immediately changed the subject when he saw Momomizu Banui snapping his fingers, "The detective agency is going to Hakone to soak in the hot springs next week. Do you want to go, Momo-chan?"

"Eh? Can I go?"

Dazai nodded, "You can bring friends, but those who bring you have to pay by themselves."

"I want to go, but..." Momomi Hani was a little hesitant, she also wanted to go to Ikebukuro to check on Yagiri Pharmaceutical.

"Ah, your cell phone is on." Dazai pointed to the cell phone whose breathing light was blinking on the tatami.After Banjing Momozui unlocked and saw the group announcement that popped up on the screen, I thought that Hakone and Shonan, where Tachikai University is located, belong to Kanagawa Prefecture like Yokohama, and it’s not too far away. After the interview, I can go directly to Dazai, which is a bit intentional movement.

Yagiri Pharmaceutical often has it, but Dazai and Menki don't often have it...

--Decided!Let's go to Hakone!Go face base!

Dazai looked at Momomi Hani who was typing and replying to the group leader, and remembered the routine call from Koyo Ozaki just now to care about Izumi Kyoka.

--Decided!Let the big sister pay for the collective expenses of the detective agency to go to Hakone!

Next, he just needs to convince the president to agree to the trip.

The author has something to say: momo, if you do this, you will be beaten by World of Warcraft and players! Let me tell you!

Dazai, you are playing with language c, you will fall off the horse sooner or later, let me tell you!

#plan pass Dazai get√#

Money Dad is probably busy being a beggar_(:з)∠)_

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The game "Secret Relationship Begins" is poisonous, everyone can play it hahaha [top the pot and escape

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After the list came out in the afternoon, I... a thunderbolt from the blue sky, disheartened, uninterested, depressed, and my whole body was like a frost-beaten peach (it was a peach, not an eggplant) that had been fried in a hot oil pan again. After the pot loses moisture, the limbs tremble and the smell of burnt smoke comes out, leaving only a tall and straight spine with a huge head shaking from side to side...

Desperately want to stop for a week_(:з)∠)_

But think about it, being on the list is luckier than those not on the list, and the little fairies are so cute, I really can't bear to abandon you, so don't you really want to post a collection or comment to comfort the scumbag author?