[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

Police Officer Megure walked around the office with his hands behind his back. The number of times he was heartbroken in the past two days almost caught up with the number of times he saw Conan at the crime scene.

He caught a strange suspect the morning before yesterday. The suspect turned himself in for stealing a car and kidnapping a child. Although the "kidnapped" child—that is, Conan, tried his best to explain that they were just accidentally involved in gang fights and stole it for their lives. The car reported false alarms.

The police | The police are also very puzzled, can't they just say that when calling the police, they have to put themselves in the position of the criminal, what's wrong with this person?

——Actually, the reason is very oolong. Banjing Momosui is just used to being chased by the cop instead of asking for help. What he said when he called the police and surrendered was purely a short-circuit of the brain, or in other words, the brain was flooded...

Conan's confession can't cover up the crime of Hanjing Momozui's murder with a pistol on the national highway. He didn't intend to help her get rid of the crime completely. It is his fault to tell so many lies in front of the police and lead her behavior to excessive defense The limit can also be said to be repaying her favor for protecting him after jumping off the car.

The gun can be said to have been obtained from the enemy, the shooting skills can be said to have been learned abroad, the nightclub has been "cleaned up" by the black organization, but the scrapped cars on the national highway and the bullet holes on the driver's forehead are clearly visible. Such a big accident does not mean that it can be covered up by covering up.

He deduced that Banjing Taoshui was not an ordinary person.She herself seems to have no concept of right and wrong, especially the attitude of not taking human life seriously when killing people, which is definitely not what a law-abiding citizen should have.

If the time and place of this matter were changed, he would have arrested her himself!

Conan felt that he was quite unlucky.He learned about the black organization from Mr. Judy, and ran over to follow Vodka in the middle of the night without sleeping. The organization didn't find him. He hid well on the elevator car, and he was safe after they retreated. , who would have thought that a female assassin would jump out halfway, or the female assassin who was hunted down by the black organization, and he would have to flee for his life if he was implicated.

Officer Megure also felt that he was unlucky. The newly arrested man really carried out the Miranda Declaration "You can remain silent" to the extreme.

Oh, she still said a word-"Will the insurance pay for that van?" After the insurance company gave a clear answer of rejection, how could she have the mood to talk!

Blow up a stranger's car, the bastard's insurance won't pay, and then he has to eat dirt for a living.Black organization, you pay me back my hard-earned money!Return my hard-earned money!

Torture or not?Torture or not?Are you saying abuse or not? !

Before the First Criminal Division found out anything, three orders came down: the first came from the Ministry of Public Security, demanding that Banjing Taoshui be taken away for interrogation in person; the second came from the embassy, ​​stating that Banjing Taoshui had American citizenship , enjoys diplomatic immunity, and should be resolved through diplomatic channels; the third is from the Ministry of the Interior, demanding that Banjing Taoshui be detained on charges of destroying public property (roads and green belts).

Forget the first two, what the hell is the third?

Of course, Banjing Taoshui knew this would happen when she called the police.The Ministry of Public Security who has been tracking down the black organization will definitely order her to assist in the investigation; Naomi Nansora is in Japan, and now she must know what she did in the nightclub. For OHTE's clues, Naomi Nansora will first report to the FBI, and then the FBI Negotiate with the Metropolitan Police Department and release Banjing Taoshui.

The one that played the most important role was actually the Supernatural Special Affairs Section, which had gone through the procedures of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. After all, this was an organization that "doesn't exist" on the surface, and orders to be made publicly had to be issued through the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Ordinary prisons can't hold people with supernatural powers. For the management of the behavior of people with supernatural powers, the power of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is higher than that of the Ministry of Public Security and the embassy.Ango Sakaguchi had been lurking in Hong Kong for so long, and Momozu Hani's name must have been reported to the Supernatural Secret Service Division.In the end, she was doing it for self-protection. The people she killed were not ordinary people, and she didn't abuse her abilities to disrupt public order. The Ability Secret Service Division didn't have time to care about her in these trivial matters.

Banjing Taoshui thought that she would be locked up for at most one week for vandalism, and then pay some fines, but she didn't expect that she would be locked up for one, one, or month!

This month she has met quite a few inmates, such as the silver curly man she met at LOVEHOTEL that day, and the glorious people's teacher of Gintama High School—Mr. Sakata Ginpachi.

The reason for being detained was destroying other people's property.According to Sakata Ginpachi, he was drinking with his colleagues, and after drinking too much, he accidentally smashed the izakaya, which caused trouble for his colleagues. They wanted to retaliate against him, so he woke up that morning and found himself lying next to him with a wrinkled face. The dean of the... thing.

This really scared him!

What happened after that, Sakata Ginpachi said that it was hard to explain, the only feeling was that he never wanted to touch alcohol again in this life.But Banjing Taoshui felt that what he said was too ridiculous, even if she didn't regret controlling curly hair in this life, she didn't want to believe this curly hair at all.

The No.2 inmate she knew was the leader of Yetu Industrial High School, Kamui. It is said that he was detained for fighting in groups.

Kamui and Sakata Ginpachi know each other, it seems that Kamui's younger sister is a student of Sakata Ginpachi.The two started fighting as soon as they met, and the guards in the detention center were almost honored to stop the fight.

Banjing Momozui really didn't understand, what did Sakata Ginpachi do to his younger sister that made his brother want to beat him up when he saw him?

The third inmate I know is the president of the student union of Tiandao University and a top student in the Department of Biomedical Sciences——Hao.The reason for his detention is...he made a net himself, and he liked to go out to catch crows and raise them for fun, and then he was reported by the neighbor named Gao Shan.

When he came to the detention center and saw Sakata Ginpachi, he started beating him without saying a word, apparently out of anger—the neighbor surnamed Takasugi was also a student of Sakata Ginpachi.Instead, Kamui turned around and teamed up with Sakata Ginpachi to fight Oboro. Although the reason was not stated clearly, the meaning was the same inside and outside the words-Jin helped me, don't think that you can bully high school students just because you are a college student!

...What kind of intricate polyamorous love is this, Banjing Momozui suddenly wants to see with his own eyes, what kind of person that Takasugi-student is.

The confused Banjing Taoshui squatted quietly in the corner and was released from the detention center after 30 days. She felt that the sky was very blue, the flowers were very fragrant, the crooked-neck trees on the roadside were very cute, and even the car exhaust The taste is also familiar and touching.

And Osamu Dazai, who was waiting for her standing under the tree with a crooked neck, smiled and turned his head after hearing the voice, which was so beautiful that Banjing Momozui wished that time would freeze.

As she ran towards Dazai, she spurned herself in her heart, why did she hang herself on this crooked neck tree?

At this time, Banjing Taoshui didn't know that the reason why she was detained for a whole month was entirely because a certain crooked-neck tree was playing tricks behind her back.

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a month ago -

Sakaguchi Ango felt that he was really unlucky.Originally, there were countless things that needed to be dealt with every day, and Momozui Hani made such a big death in Tokyo to increase his work, and finally even Osamu Dazai came to add to the chaos!

Just when Banjing Momosui entered the Metropolitan Police Department, Dazai, who hadn't contacted him in 800 years, called him for the first time.

Ango Sakaguchi patiently explained to him: "The Metropolitan Police Department does not have the authority to deal with people with supernatural powers, and the Supernatural Secret Service Division doesn't have the time to take care of her trivial matter now. Don't worry, she will come out after a few days."

In the end, Dazai actually said: "No, I mean it's better to lock her up for ten days and half a month."

Ango Sakaguchi was stunned, and quickly figured out the reason why he did this: "The "combination" came to the door. ’ He used declarative sentences.

"Combination" is an organization of supernatural beings in North America. The boss is a local tyrant who likes krypton gold. If he wants to do things in Yokohama, he needs a supernatural business license issued by the Supernatural Secret Service Division.The review of this thing is stricter than the review of civil servant certificates, lawyer certificates, and medical practitioner certificates. It is not issued randomly.

So the local tyrant boss planned to spend huge sums of money to buy the Ability Business License of the Armed Detective Agency. Of course, the Detective Agency would not sell the license to him.If you can't be soft, come hard. It is estimated that the two sides will fight soon.

"Yokohama is not safe right now, and I don't want her involved."

Hearing what Dazai said, Ango Sakaguchi paused for a moment when he signed the document.

When Banjing Taoshui was still in the port mafia five years ago, as long as she was not blind, anyone could tell that she liked Dazai Osamu, but this little girl thought that as long as she didn't tell, no one would know.

She memorized the river distribution map of Yokohama, counted which buildings have beams that are convenient for hanging, and circled all the places suitable for suicide. She knew the location of every building in the city where jumping incidents occurred; every time Dazai "disappeared", and she would always be the first person to find him; even Dazai's random head-to-head killing would make her foolishly happy for several days...

How can I hide it like this?

Dazai is not a person who is suitable for entrusting him for life. Probably that guy knows in his heart that he should drink, drink, pick up girls, and die. He has never responded half-heartedly.

Probably because of the fledgling complex, because she was brought back to Hong Kong by Dazai, she listened to Dazai especially, except for one time.

Perhaps because he wanted to stop Banjing Momosui, Dazai didn't appear in front of Banjing for a while.Unlike the "disappearing" who is always found by Banjing Taoshui every time, when he really doesn't want to be found by a person, even if that person searches all the streets and alleys, it's just in vain—seeing Akutagawa's search for so many years, he can't find anyone You know how good he is at hiding.

It wasn't until half a year after the end of the Longtou War that Dazai went straight to Banjing, half threatening and half forcing her to leave the port mafia.

Ango Sakaguchi was poached to Hong Kong during the Dragon Head War. Apart from the leader, the first person he knew in Hong Kong was Momomi Hani, because the two had handovers in the archives room.

He didn't know each other for a long time, so the information he knew was limited, but he heard that the two had a dispute and fought again.The physical skills are not the same, and the supernatural power is firmly suppressed by the Dazai's ineffectiveness. If you want to decide the winner, you have to see who has the smarter brain and who is more ruthless and ruthless. In this way, the result is obvious.Banjing Momomizu is not stupid, but she can't be as calm as Dazai to the point of indifference.

Afterwards, Banjing left Ganghei, but she had an accident within a few days.

One night, the sleeping Yokohama people suddenly had a collective nightmare. In the dream, they repeatedly experienced all the evil things they had done in this life. The uncontrollable pain and regret were simply whipping their hearts.

——By the way, Banjing Momosui really shouldn’t be called a "God Servant", she should be called a "Priest". If she changes her job in the church, maybe she can do well too——After this night, Yokohama’s Many people in the big and small gangs "turned to the light" and "turned to life".

Dazai immediately noticed something was wrong, he searched all night, and finally found Banjing's body in an unfinished building in the suburbs - she committed suicide by drinking a bullet, was tortured on her body, and there were some unseen experiments around her equipment.

After entrusting researchers from the Ministry of Health and Welfare to inspect through special channels, it was discovered that these were instruments with amplifying abilities.When the instrument was found on the roof of the unfinished building, the dial pointer displayed the maximum frequency, and the signal range covered the entire Yokohama.

Modern science and technology can't explain the cause of supernatural powers, but in the final analysis, it is related to the human body, and naturally it is also related to human vitality.Let the ability cover the entire Yokohama, with this kind of overdraft method, the person who planned this matter did not intend to let her live until the next day.

Think about the side effect of "all beings are guilty" of harming the enemy's eight hundred and self-defeating one thousand, making the people of the entire Yokohama "repent" collectively, and she will go crazy even if she doesn't die.Suicide by drinking a bullet, the bullet will hit the brainstem in an instant, this may be the least painful way she chose for herself to leave.

Osamu Dazai had used "Disqualification in the World" countless times to invalidate the runaway "All Sins" but this time, Hani Momomizu couldn't wait for Dazai to relieve her pain after all.Osamu Dazai, who has been talking about suicide and martyrdom, has never been able to seek benevolence. In the end, it was Hanjing Momozui who walked out of the end he longed for.

When her ashes were scattered in Yokohama Port, Dazai whispered something, something that Ango Sakaguchi thought he was hallucinating.

Afterwards, this person should still drink, drink, pick up girls, and die, but some things are different from before.

Dazai Osamu is considered a person who values ​​affection, but there are too few people who can make him value affection; and habit, perhaps, is something more tormenting than affection.

Occasionally, after saying a word, he would suddenly stop, as if waiting for someone to complain.Neither Ango Sakaguchi nor Oda Saku are good at complaining, so it goes without saying who he is waiting for.Sometimes he makes a dish that looks normal but can’t be normal after thinking about it. He planned to find an unlucky person to try it, but he seemed to think of something, and suddenly dumped the whole dish into the trash can. After a few times, he never made it again anything.

At that time, Ango Sakaguchi suddenly understood that the words he heard in Yokohama Port were not auditory hallucinations.

What Dazai said at the time was——

"I regret."