[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

There is a cemetery overlooking the sea on the hill overlooking the Yokohama city, among the lush mountain roads.Flocks of white seabirds soared from Yokohama Port, and the sound of steamship whistles passed through the sky, wading from the distant sea, and when it reached the cemetery, the echo was like a low sigh in the sky.

"Odasaku, long time no see."

He squatted down and placed the two glass wine glasses in front of the tombstone. Banjing Taoshui's black windbreaker hung down, and the soft hem fell on the base of the small white unnamed tombstone.

She bit down the cork of the wine bottle with her teeth, and she poured the wine neatly into the glass. Fine bubbles appeared from the golden liquid, reflecting the dazzling diamond-like light in the sunlight.

"This is a good place, with plenty of sunshine and green trees, your window is facing the sea, there are spring flowers blooming in the yard, you can see the bustling crowds when you look down, the mountains and the morning glow are next to you... It is a place suitable for throwing away guns. and bullets, and a place to hold paper and pens." She shook the bottle, and the liquid hit the wall of the bottle with a faint sound of splashing and shattering. "I came to see you for a drink today. I brought BarLupin's distilled liquor without ice. Don't be disgusted with it."

The two wine glasses touched each other lightly with a "ding", and Banjing Taoshui poured one of the glasses around the tomb, then raised his head and drank the other.The sea breeze suddenly became stronger, blowing away her fluffy short and medium hair and air bangs, revealing a fair side face.

The wine glass was already empty, but the girl still raised her head. After a long time, she reached out and wiped her eyes vigorously, but when she lowered her head, she bent her lips towards the tombstone, showing a bright smile that was almost as bright as the sun.

"I just came back from the United States. I promised Dazai that I would not set foot in Yokohama for seven years."

She looked at the two glasses in front of the tombstone, they were obviously close at hand, but the reality of one empty and one full told her very clearly that there was an unreachable shore between her friend and her.

"You have been away for four years, but I am on the other side of the ocean knowing nothing about what happened four years ago..."

She suddenly stopped, she wanted to say a lot, but facing the cold tombstone, she remained silent.

I do not know what to say.

In any case, the other party couldn't hear it.

"I'm the only one talking, so it's lonely. If you were still here, you would probably have replied 'There's nothing I can do about it'?"

"I'm leaving. I'll live in Yokohama from now on. I'll see you next time...brother."

Taking one last look at the tombstone, Banjing Taoshui turned and walked out of the cemetery.It wasn't until she saw the front window of the car where she was ticketed for illegal parking that she suddenly remembered something she had forgotten before——

She seemed to be drinking just now...

"It's just a glass, it should be fine... right?"——Holding such a fluke mentality, Banjing Taoshui violated the traffic rules.

Luckily, she didn't meet a traffic police officer who was investigating drunk driving along the way, but maybe she really couldn't do something bad. Just as she was driving into the underground highway, her car suddenly exploded, blowing the entire body of the car and breaking a huge hole in the upper wall of the tunnel.

And the day before, she just received a threatening letter, without words, only a doll that had been shredded and "dismembered" and burned beyond recognition.

——shattered, charred black dolls that look exactly like the people who died in the explosion.

***

A good social novelist is never short of enemies.

Unique opinions, sharp writing, sharp words, huge knowledge reserves, keen political vision, attacking current problems just right to fan the flames, and if necessary, add a little grandstanding exaggeration skills.

——Such a novel based on reality and close to life, and even has a clear political inclination, will certainly not be as lingering as a romantic story; if it reflects certain realities, it is inevitable to offend people.

The so-called "verbal criticism" is always a double-edged sword, so most human beings choose a more gentle and tactful way, but there are always a few clumsy weirdos who like to deliberately hit the tip of the sword.

For example, izumi, who is well-known abroad.

The novelist, who had just returned from the United States, was attacked in Yokohama a few days ago - Izumi's car suddenly exploded in the tunnel road, but fortunately there were no casualties.After the editor in charge called the police, the police entrusted the incident to an armed detective agency to investigate.

In the office, Kunikida Doppo, the investigator of the detective agency, pushed his glasses, pointed at the whiteboard with many arrows on his face solemnly, and said:

"Izumi's novels are mostly short and medium stories, and the backgrounds are all taken from reality. They even reveal the operation methods and secrets of many gangsters and criminal organizations. This is also a doubt of mine. It is impossible for a person to become a member of multiple organizations. It can be seen that Izumi is either a supernatural being or has a special source of information."

"We can first rule out the content that it has published against racial discrimination, advocating human rights and freedom, and the previous US election. This level does not constitute the cause of Izumi's attack. I think we should start the investigation from criminal organizations. Another point is very important. ——I counted the editorials and novels published by izumi in the past three years, there are many types, but 70.00% are related to human trafficking and illegal human experiments, maybe this is a breakthrough.”

Kunikida bowed his head and flipped through a few thin sheets of printing paper in his hand, on which were the materials of the novelist Izumi.The workaholic Kunikida, who has always been serious and responsible, spent the whole night reading all of Izumi's works online.

After that, Kunikida, who is determined to dedicate his life to his "ideal", has a good impression of Izumi by dozens of percentage points.

Atsushi Nakajima glanced at the computer screen. Many social novelists resorted to routines for the sake of sensationalism, and the so-called poisonous tongues produced in mass production always revealed a vitriol full of pettiness.And Izumi's writing has its own characteristics. Her choice of words and sentences can even be described as gentle, but the kind of cold humor with needles in it and the sharpness that hits the center of gravity will always leave a deep impression on people.An old man with wise eyes subconsciously appeared in the mind of the human-tiger boy.

"I heard that Izumi is quite low-key. The outside world doesn't even know his real identity. He refused to cooperate with the police investigation before. Mr. Dazai, Mr. Kunikida, is it okay for you to go directly like this?"

Atsushi Nakajima was a little worried that the seniors would be shut down.

Osamu Dazai, who had been slacking off on the sofa, suddenly said, "Originally, Izumi refused to cooperate with the investigation, but—" he changed his voice, took down the "Complete Suicide Manual" covering his face, sat up and blinked, "There is It shouldn’t be a problem to grow up. What I’m more curious about is—how did the attackers find the rightful owner.”

"Curiosity?" Kunikida pushed his glasses, and said mercilessly: "I have never seen you, a bandage waste device, be curious about your work. You usually commit suicide or are on the way to commit suicide. Why did you suddenly become active this time? ?”

"Looking at the words written by Izumi, I seem to see a pair of white and slender hands holding a knife, stabbing gently into the heart of others." Dazai folded his hands and his eyes glowed. Seeing his appearance, Kunikida could guess that he would accept What will I say next.

"My intuition tells me that Izumi must be a woman, but I sincerely hope that she is a beauty. Hey, Kunikida-kun, do you think she will die with me if I invite her? She will use those slender hands to hold her Did the knife stab gently into my heart?" Dazai asked expectantly.

A vein popped out of Kunikida's forehead, "Sure enough..."

"What if Izumi is a middle-aged uncle?" The human-tiger boy twitched the corner of his mouth and whispered.

Whether the mysterious novelist is a beauty or a middle-aged uncle, it will not affect Kunikida's ability to execute the plan in the notebook.Of course, the premise is that his partner is not Osamu Dazai.

After preventing Dazai from a series of death-seeking behaviors, such as—"Wow, this river is very nice~" "Look, look, you will definitely see Huangquan Hirazaka when you jump off that building~" "This is a bomb disposal What about the police cars of the army, do you think I will encounter undismantled duds when I follow them~” —— Under Dazai’s interference, the two arrived at the hotel where Izumi was staying 10 minutes later than Kunikida’s plan.

"Two 10 minutes!" Kunikida tried his best to endure the urge to beat up a suicidal maniac, pointing to the notebook with the word "ideal" written on it, and shouted: "I didn't write in my plan today that I would Stupid suicidal act 10 minutes late!"

"Oh? I thought Kunikida-kun was used to it by now~"

"So why should I get used to a lousy suicide fan!" Kunikida rang the hotel room doorbell with a frown.

Seeing the house plate with the word "Banjing" in the above book, Dazai was stunned, "This surname is not common." Dazai put his index finger to his lips, putting on a thoughtful expression.

For Dazai, although this surname is not common, it is as familiar as the air. Among the people who have passed by irretrievably in more than 20 years of life, there happens to be such a surname "Banjing".

That "Hamii" died five years ago, a death confirmed by Dazai himself, and the ashes were also scattered into Yokohama Port at his request during his lifetime.

Just when Dazai was deep in thought, the door of the retro European-style hotel creaked and was opened by the people inside——

"Are you here to see Teacher Izumi? Then you have to wait a while to see her."

The person who opened the door was a young man, 26 years old, with a handsome face, but his attitude was a bit frivolous.

This is not the point, the point is... His upper body was naked and wet, and he looked like he was taking a shower before opening the door!

He said "she" just now, and he also said "I will see her later", it turns out that izumi is really a woman...

Wait that's not the point either!Why take a shower?Why wait a while to see her? !What exactly did these two people do in the room before? ! !

"Hello, hello, ah~ I didn't expect Mr. Izumi's guests to come so early, and I haven't even—"

How are you?What else do you want? !

Before the young man could finish speaking, Kunikida heard the sound of shattering his favorability deep in his heart with a "click".

I didn't expect you to be such an izumi! ! !

The author has something to say: The copy of the following article "The God Judge Today 200 Meters" has been released. It is expected to be updated in January. After the pit is opened, it will be updated at 300 o'clock every day. If there is something that cannot be updated, I will ask for leave in advance.Before opening the pit, the collection is full of 300, two chapters will be dropped on the day of the pit opening, and three chapters will be dropped after reaching [-] (although I know it is unlikely to be full of [-])

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MOMO means "peach" in Japanese, corresponding to the "peach" in Banjing peach water

Izumi means "spring" in Japanese, and the three-dimensional Hanjing Momosui's childhood name is "Izumi Taro". Yes, you can tell that it is a man by looking at the name.