Accidentally deceived myself

After finally finishing his schoolwork for the day, Ke Jinhong returned to his small apartment a little tired.

Although the schoolwork in the university is not heavy, Ke Jinhong is still a bit busy every day as a staying teacher and class tutor.If it was the past, when you come back, you can turn on a small laptop and watch a funny movie to relax, but...

Alas, remembering that he was sent for maintenance, and he didn't know what to expect to get his small laptop back, Ke Jinhong felt that his life in the next few days would be very difficult.

It's not that I haven't thought about installing a TV in my small apartment. In this way, even if the laptop is sent for repair, I can still have some recreational activities.But just like the cold bird mentioned in the primary school textbook, it always talks about tomorrow and tomorrow, but the TV has not been turned on until now.

After finishing his dinner hastily, Ke Jinhong picked up his textbooks and was about to prepare for some lessons when the text message rang suddenly and abruptly.

"You have a new short message, please pay attention to check it."

He straightened up a little, and leaned over to reach for the mobile phone placed in the upper left corner. Ke Jinhong didn't even look at which message was sent, and clicked on it directly.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, he couldn't help being happy when he saw the number displayed in the upper left corner clearly.Hey, you said that this liar is really persistent!

This text message was sent by the liar at noon, and it said: "Hey, Dad, have you gone! Why didn't you receive the money?"

Seeing such news, Ke Jinhong just frowned and thought for a while.That's okay, anyway, there's nothing to do now, so let's just continue chatting with this liar.

Thinking of this, Ke Jinhong didn't care that he was preparing for the lesson, sat on the floor, leaned on the sofa like stretching out his hands, and typed the content word by word: "Oh, something happened, the card seems to be frozen. "

Smiling and sending out the text message he edited, Ke Jinhong put the phone aside, and waited patiently for the other party's reply.After waiting for a while, I felt that I still hadn't typed a word, so I opened the text message and started fiddling.

"The bank is closed now, and I may not be able to remit it today... Or I will go to the bank tomorrow to check."

After typing the last period, Ke Jinhong pressed send with satisfaction.Remembering that when I pressed the text message just now, the phone seemed to vibrate, so after the prompt message was sent successfully, Ke Jinhong immediately clicked on the text message: "Ah? What's going on?"

Just as I was about to press reply, my phone vibrated again.Ke Jinhong simply clicked on the message before the notification sounded: "What's the situation when the card is frozen? Yours or mine?!"

Regarding this piece of information, Ke Jinhong said that he could only curl his lips.How does he know whose card is frozen, and he has never been to the bank.

Although he thought so in his heart, Ke Jinhong certainly wouldn't hit him like that.After thinking for a while, he typed: "I'm not very clear, but when I checked today, it didn't seem to be a problem with my card. Why don't you go to the bank tomorrow to have a look? What if it's your card?" There is a problem with the card, so we have to deal with it quickly."

After sending this message, Ke Jinhong covered his mouth and smiled secretly for a while.After laughing, he threw the phone aside, got up and prepared to wash up first, and then came back to continue chatting with the liar.

Yes, chat.I thought that the liar would never send another message, but he received the message again.If at the beginning, he still wanted to punish this liar, then now, Ke Jinhong felt that he was completely chatting with this liar!

After washing up, Ke Jinhong picked up his cell phone and checked to see if there was a new text message.Speaking of it, Ke Jinhong felt a little incredible that the liar had chatted with him for so long.

Seeing that there was an unread message clearly displayed on the screen, Ke Jinhong's mouth twitched involuntarily.Hey, this liar is really addicted to chatting.

Silently complained about the liar's behavior in his heart, but Ke Jinhong couldn't control himself and clicked on the text message: "Yeah, I see. By the way, why did you leave work early today? I remember Dad, you used to work overtime. They don’t get off work before eight o’clock! Could it be that your boss has given you a favor?”

Seeing this text message, the corners of Ke Jinhong's mouth twitched even more.Oh Mark Ga, buddy, or big sister, there is a time limit for overtime work, is this the company's regulation?

Of course, Ke Jinhong did not send out his complaints.You know, he still wants to continue playing with this liar.

Now that the other party mentioned the boss or something, Ke Jinhong simply followed his plan and replied, "Oh, it's not like you don't know, your father's immediate boss is really annoying! Don't mention him to me when I'm resting."

After posting these words, Ke Jinhong couldn't help but wonder, wouldn't these words be a little too young?However, the short message notification tone immediately told him that there was no need to worry about this problem at all.

"Annoyance? Hey, why does my father today have a sense of youthfulness, and the way he speaks is like a young man! →_→"

"Dad, you still have to keep pace with the times, don't you!" Ke Jinhong didn't show any embarrassment when he replied.

After waiting for a long time to send the text message, just when Ke Jinhong thought that the other party felt that there was nothing to be deceived and would not reply again, the text message notification sounded again.

I clicked on the new short message and saw that it said: "Okay, so are you at home now? Or... By the way, where is my mother? At this point..."

And my mother!Your father and I are bachelors!Looking at the content of the message, Ke Jinhong said something silently in his heart.Then it started to click again: "I'm still on the way! Your mother hasn't come back yet, saying that she still has some things to do today and needs to work overtime. She should have just left work at this moment."

Looking at the message he typed, Ke Jinhong himself found it funny.Think of him as a bachelor, where did he come from?At this moment, he even chatted so vigorously with a liar, as if he really had a wife and children.

Thinking of the issue of his wife and children, Ke Jinhong's expression darkened. Even if he wanted a wife, our country would not recognize same-sex marriage, right?What's more, he still hasn't found someone he wants to spend time with.

Just thinking that even if he finds a wife, the child is probably a problem, when suddenly the phone's text message rang.Obviously, it was the liar again.

"Poor dad. ╭(╯3╰)╮You haven't eaten yet, touch your head, are you hungry?"

Looking at the emoji above, Ke Jinhong really didn't know what to reply.He is not the kind of dull teacher, nor is he someone who can't keep up with the trend. He still understands the emoji.However, remembering that there were several emojis in the previous few messages, Ke Jinhong couldn't help but suspect that the liar who sent the message to him should be a girl.

"No, I really feel like I'm going to starve to death after you say that." Smiling and replying to this short message, what Ke Jinhong was thinking at the moment was, it's not long since I just ate. , Hunger or something, I can't feel it.

Speaking of eating, Ke Jinhong was thinking whether he should ask the other party if he had eaten, so as to show his caring behavior as a father.But before he even started typing, the other party's reply came.

"You should be home now? Let's wait for mom to come back to do it. If she knows that you sneaked out to eat delicious food by yourself again, but left her at home, she will probably go crazy again."

"Yeah, what you said is true." Ke Jinhong curled his lips, he couldn't help admiring the liar's ability to make up stories.Since he still wants to continue playing, he has nothing to do anyway, so just continue to accompany him.

Thinking of this, Ke Jinhong replied again: "Yes, no one can provoke your mother if you are angry! Her temper... tsk tsk tsk."

Maybe it's because it's been a day, but it turned out that I didn't get a penny, and I wasted a lot of text messages.So after replying to the message this time, I wrote this sentence: "Okay, I'm going to start my evening self-study. Mom should be back soon, you should pack up and get ready to welcome Lafayette! ╭(╯3 ╰)╮”

Seeing this sentence, Ke Jinhong clicked Reply, wrote and deleted on the phone, and fiddled with deleting, deleting, writing and writing for several minutes, and finally decided not to reply.Throwing the phone directly into the bed, she simply buried her head in preparation for sleep.