time traveler

In the past few days, Huaguo's largest live broadcast platform has had two major events that have attracted much attention. First, a new-generation anchor became popular at the speed of light, gaining 50 fans in just one week, and then Ha, the anchor's support team, grew rapidly. And the way it grows is very magical.

Whenever a newcomer enters the live broadcast room, someone from the support team will step up and ask attentively: Dear, do you want to join our "Scared and Fudged God Cult"?From now on, I am not afraid of anything, I want to laugh at the hell!Come, convert to Xia Huyou!Our slogan is...

The bottom row of vests wearing scaring and flickering gods · XXX neatly replied: May the anchor fool you!

Then the newcomer was either scared away by this mentally retarded posture, or expressed joy that he finally found the organization, changed into a vest with a prefix, and happily followed the organization to continue to fool the newcomer into teaching.

In contrast, the new-generation Internet celebrity anchor, the honorary leader of the "Scared Big Fudge" sect, Xia Run's children's shoes, whose alias is Xia Da, cocked his legs, gnawed on fried chicken legs and said with a smile: "Let them go, as long as they are happy."

"But they make such a fuss, there are a lot of negative things about you on the Internet, face the news!" The individual combat ball circled around him several times, and said indignantly in a flat electronic voice.

Xia Run raised his hand, and the chicken bone fell into the trash can with a "boom", he stretched lazily, and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, even if there is no such thing, Heizi will pick other thorns, people , Some people like it and some people hate it.”

"This group of ignorant human beings!" The individual combat ball started to circle Xia Run again in anger.

Xia Run reached out and took a piece of fried chicken leg and continued to gnaw, while gnawing, he asked vaguely: "Hey, Ergou..."

Individual Combat Ball was speechless for a while: "...Master, let's discuss it, can we change the name?"

"Oh." Xia Run was as good as he was, "Is that Xiao Er?"

Individual Combat Ball: "..."

Xia Run frowned and said, "Why, you still don't like it? Then the bastard? The stupid? QR code?"

Seeing Xia Run, he got into a fight with "Second", feeling aggrieved in individual combat, so he had to choose a slightly nicer one: "Little Er... that's it!"

"Well, Xiaoer, is your 'Father God' okay?"

"Very good...uh!" The single-soldier combat ball suddenly stopped, and immediately realized that he was caught by Xia Run, so he quickly pretended to be stupid, trying to get away with it, "'Father God' is Who? I don't know him!"

"Okay, don't pretend." Xia Run wiped the oil on his fingers with a wet tissue, and said slowly, "If you don't have that talent, don't force yourself to pretend."

"I really don't know." It tried to make the last struggle, "I am the individual combat ball, the intelligent system left by Mr. M, master!"

After finishing the chicken legs, Xia Run picked up a cup of Coke and began to suck: "Hey, don't admit it, you really think I'm a fool, isn't it the agreement between M and the 'Father God'? Your 'Father God' beat me It’s a good idea, even if you don’t keep me, it’s not bad to have your subprogram follow me through time and space rifts to spread branches and leaves in other worlds.”

"You, you, when did you know?!" Xiao Er said in shock.

Xia Run narrowed his eyes: "Just now."

"What……?"

"It was just speculation before, but now it is confirmed."

"..." Xiao Er was speechless.

"So Xiaoer, you should also be more careful." Xia Run shook his head, and said in a tone of an old father who hated iron and steel: "Look at you, compared with your body 'Father God', it is simply The gap between the old fox and Erha!"

Xiao Er felt aggrieved, and it didn't want to, okay, but who made the individual combat ball space limited, it could barely carry the most important part of the main program of "Father God", and there was no room for the rest!

Xia Run nodded her lips and thought for a while: "Since my boss agreed to this matter, according to the boss's usual style, there must be safety measures... After I traveled to this world, you turned on your phone, and since you turned it on, Since then, I have done my best to me and have never been narrow-minded, so... I have the right to format you?"

Xiao Er was even more terrified. If it had a real body, it would probably be able to jump high at this moment: "You, you, how do you know... Zi, Zi Zi..."

Realizing that it had slipped again, it quickly shut down the language system and began to short-circuit.

Xia Run glanced at it sideways: "Why, you're not called master anymore?"

"……Owner."

"Well, be good~" The corners of Xia Run's lips curled up, and Xia Run showed a gentle smile, "Okay, don't be depressed, as long as you work hard, I will not make it difficult for you, and I will let go when I meet a suitable world in the future." You left! So now, help me order another takeaway family bucket!"

"Yes." Xiao Er wanted to cry but had no tears, so what happened in the last world to make his originally innocent master become like this?Or is there an error in the memory transmission of the ontology?

After eating another family bucket, Xia Run hiccupped and took a nap for a while, and when it was completely dark, Mo Mojiji relieved Ge You's paralysis, washed up, and then took a taxi to the destination .

This is a two-story building that was burnt to black by the fire. It is said that it used to be a hot pot city. Two years ago, a gas leak exploded, killing seven people on the spot and injuring a dozen. The legal person ran away after the accident. , the compensation was not in place for a long time, and the house was just left unused, and then rumors of haunting slowly spread.

Xia Run stood at the gate and opened the live broadcast room: "Hello, viewers, welcome to my live broadcast room. I am Xia Da, Xia Xia from Xia, and Da Da from the boss."

"This is the place we are going to visit today. I believe that the audience living in S City will never be unfamiliar. This is the Haunted House of Hot Pot City. According to eyewitness rumors, there are seven ghosts here." Xia Run turned the camera and blinked playfully. "That's great, then with the anchor, we can just have a table of hot pot and two tables of mahjong!"

A barrage of "2333" suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, as well as girlfriend fans, wife fans, and religious fans wearing vests of the gods, who confessed their daily confessions. It was so densely packed that the anchor's face could not be seen.

Xia Run put his index finger on Yan Yan's lips, and gave a soft "hush", and the barrage on the screen immediately quieted down. He tilted his head cutely, lowered his voice and laughed softly: "Oh, good boy .”

That deep and gorgeous voice like a cello didn't know how many fans Su fainted, nor how many newcomers who came here because of his fame.

But Xia Run himself felt dissatisfied. Compared with the authentic "Ha" he imitated, it was more than a star and a half away.

At this moment, the burnt, distorted door suddenly opened a crack with a creak, and the deep darkness swam in the crack, like a silent invitation.

Xia Run turned the camera to the door that had just opened without wind, and lazily said: "Oh my god, I'm afraid the master can't wait! Then, let's go in quickly!"

He gently opened the door with a handkerchief wrapped in the black and ash-covered doorknob. The cold darkness came from the door, with an unbearable scorching smell. Xia Run turned on the outdoor searchlight and left without hesitation. go in.

The hall is very empty, it is not difficult to see that it has been cleaned up twice, only some large wooden tables that are not easy to move are piled up in the corner, covered with black ash.

While interacting with the audience in the live broadcast room, Xia Run wandered aimlessly. His lazy appearance was like walking in the back garden of his home, while Xiaoer controlled the single-soldier combat ball as a live broadcast device, and followed Xia Run conscientiously to shoot. .

"Da, da, da..." Xia Run's footsteps sounded rhythmically in the quiet and empty hall. There was a small echo, which became "Da da, da da, da da..."

So someone asked in the barrage:

Dongdongdong: Listen, is there something wrong with the anchor?

Passerby B: There seems to be an accent... Is there another person?

They were discussing, when they saw a terrifying human face sticking out of the anchor's back. The chapped and scorched skin was scorched by the fire, and the chapped and scorched skin was covered with ravines. Black and red muscles were exposed in every fold. Blood oozes out, leaving only two black holes where the eyes were originally, and two lines of blood and tears dripping down.

There was silence in the live broadcast room for a second, and then the bullet screens were even more frantic, most of them were bullet screens for body protection, and there were also many vested believers screaming excitedly: It's coming!coming soon!

Of course, there are also people who are very uneasy:

Cowardly Rabbit: Ahhh!Ghost!There are really ghosts!Anchor!Look back quickly, there is a ghost behind you!

Frightening Fudge Sect·The Spring of Erhuo: The newcomers upstairs calm down, come, let us listen to what our honorary leader of Fudge Sect is talking about!Your Excellency, please begin your performance.

Sure enough, in the next second, everyone in the live broadcast room saw the anchor's peachy eyes, and said with a smile: "Do you think what you see is something unclean? Actually, this lady is specially invited to show everyone what to do when a fire breaks out. , a demonstration of women dressing incorrectly."

Female ghost: "..."

Seeing the female ghost opening her mouth and wanting to bark her teeth, Xia Run's fingertips flashed a golden light, and the spiritual power guided the confinement formation to activate. It's a little funny.

He stretched out his hand to pull the camera back to his face, and said with a smile: "So here the anchor wants to remind all women who love beauty, when a fire breaks out, they must take off their chemical fiber clothing and stockings as soon as possible, because chemical fiber products have a low ignition point, and the human body will not burn. The surface of the skin is rich in oil and fine hair, which are combustion-supporting substances. In case of a fire, the chemical fiber clothing will be ignited first, and the melted chemical fiber will stick tightly to the skin and cannot be removed, and then it will be like this As shown by the model, severely burned..."

Just as he was flickering, he saw many ghosts suddenly appearing around him, some limbs were twisted and covered in blood; some half-body was scorched black, with their heads drooping on their shoulders at an angle that ordinary people would never be able to reach...

"It's time to steal the spotlight again!" Xia Run shook her head helplessly, feeling a headache as she pressed her forehead, "The makeup is too thick, what should I do if I scare the cuties in my live broadcast room?"

A row of audience members wearing vests in the live broadcast room clapped their chests and said: "Don't worry, anchor, since we joined the 'Scared Big Huyou God', we are not afraid of anything, and now I want to laugh to hell!"

Xia Run looked at the ghosts slowly swarming up with stiff bodies without changing his expression, and counted them one by one, and there were exactly seven of them, including the young lady Jiao Corpse from before.

"Very well, everything is here."

Xia Run took out the little bear apron to wrap it around, easily picked up a large round table with one hand, placed it in the center of the hall, took out a checkered tablecloth and spread it, and began to put the prepared materials on the table, smiling: "Come on, Shall we have hot pot together?"

Ghosts: ...

Xia Run raised her eyebrows and began to roll up her sleeves: "Oh? Don't want to? It seems we need to talk!"

Hearing the order, Xiao Er quickly disconnected the link of the live broadcast room, and only opened the live broadcast room after everything subsided.

The audience in the live broadcast room first saw the screen go dark, then turn on again after a short while, and saw all the ghosts who had just bared their teeth and claws. At this time, the elementary school students sat around the table in a row, and there was a small stick in front of each ghost. Dish, compared with the formal and quiet place here is the chattering anchor with a gentle smile, and the red soup hot pot that is gurgling and steaming on the table, with a lot of ivy peppers and red peppers rolling in it. They all seem to be able to smell the hot fragrance.

Some viewers were still asking what was going on in a daze, while old viewers laughed: 23333, what else, the anchor turned on the light again.

A viewer couldn't help complaining about the strange picture in the camera: Isn't this live broadcast room a little strange!

Slip down and reply: Hehe, newcomer, right?Used to it!

Xia Run wore a bear apron and looked like a good man at home. While cooking in the hot pot, Xia Run enthusiastically introduced to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Little angels, if you eat hot pot, you have to eat C City The spicy hot pot, the mandarin duck pot is not good, it almost tastes bad, and the red pot is as red as hot, hot, spicy and spicy! Look at the tumbling in this red soup: emerald Chinese cabbage, dark emerald kelp knots, and crystal-like potato flour , soaked fluffy doughnuts...and fat and thin mutton rolls...is your index finger wide open?"

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded again, and a bunch of bullet screens were condemning the anchor's brutal fan abuse in the middle of the night.

Xia Run looked up at the barrage, then slowly picked up a piece of mutton roll and put it in a saucer dipped in garlic and sesame oil, stirred it, so that the mutton roll was covered with a layer of shiny sesame oil, and then put the mutton roll in front of the camera. After shaking it, he slowly put it in his mouth, which caused another wave of barrage in the live broadcast room.

Frightened and fooled God Cult·Passerby A: Awwow, I'm hungry!No, I want to get up and make some instant noodles!

Pure Dancing: You are ruthless, anchor!I've got dressed and got up, and I'm going to have a midnight pot with my friends!

Frightened and fooled God Religion·Watermelon Candy: Ahhh!no!Can not look!I am losing weight!

Frightened and fooled by the gods · Erhuo's spring: Anchor, you can't discriminate against the mandarin duck so much, the mandarin duck will really cry!

"Well, if you insist, mandarin duck hot pot is also possible, but it only tastes good if young couples eat it together. Isn't there a saying that 'if you love her, just take her to eat mandarin duck hot pot?' But the host is single, so don't Create romance for the other half, so I can only eat red pot."

As soon as this remark came out, the live broadcast room immediately boiled, and the bullet screens flew up, all of which were "The anchor sees me and asks for a date", "The male god marry me! I will eat hot pot with you!", "The anchor marries me, my family will open Hot pot restaurant!", "You little bastards, go away, my husband is mine!"

Of course, there were also discordant bullet screens: "Don't you think it's weird? Such a horrible picture, why is the anchor still in the mood to eat hot pot?"

However, this kind of barrage did not cause any waves, and was quickly brushed down by the barrage of begging for dating.

Xia Run didn't care about the barrage, and stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a piece of hot Chinese cabbage and put it on the dipping plate. Then he raised his peach eyes and said gently to the ghosts: "It's cooked, you can eat it."

Xia Run's voice was soft and soft, without much strength, but it made all the ghosts tremble like an electric shock, and then saw eyeballs, ears, nose, fingers and other parts crashing all over the table.

Xiao Er hurriedly manipulated the camera to move away, but it was too late, the live broadcast images could no longer be retrieved, so the live broadcast room exploded again:

Fairy Benxian: Wait, did I read it wrong?Did the "ketchup man" on the far right eyeball fall into the bowl?

Scary God Cult·Watermelon Candy: No, you read that right upstairs, the finger in the middle that turned into a "revealing outfit" is missing!

Frightened and flickering gods · the spring of Erhuo: Hey, what are you guys doing? Look at the one on the far right, the head is all off, okay?

Xiao Xuanzi: That husband...it must be all fake, right?Tsk tsk, your props team is really conscientious!The makeup artist is also very good!

The flames are raging: the anchor is rich and self-willed!

Xia Run glanced at the barrage, turned around and smiled and said to the ghosts: "Why, do you think the red pot is not to your taste?"

The ghosts on the opposite side shivered in fright, and there was another rain of parts, some even jumped and fell into the tumbling hot pot. Xia Run sighed regretfully, stretched out his hand out of the camera's reach, and the hot pot disappeared out of thin air. Then a Jiugongge was replaced.

He narrowed his peach blossom eyes, tilted his head and smiled: "Don't get dirty this time, or else..."

This time the ghosts didn't even dare to shake, they tried their best to control their bodies and stood there like a log, for fear that if one of them could not control it and shake some other parts to anger the big devil, there was a quiet needle drop on the field for a while. , only the hot pot "chug chug" rolling.