time traveler
Chapter 73 The Twilight of the Gods 7
Xia Run was lying on the white hospital bed weakly, staring blankly at the three expectant faces in front of him, feeling very familiar and yet a little strange, but as soon as he recalled it, his head hurt like it was about to split open.
"Doctor, what's wrong with my son?" Xia's mother was supported by Xia's father, covering her mouth and crying bitterly.
The doctor quickly comforted: "Don't worry, ma'am, the patient has been imprisoned for too long, and now he suddenly wakes up and feels physical discomfort. This feeling oppresses the nerves, which leads to temporary amnesia, but it's okay." , will get better soon!"
"Thank you, doctor!" Sister Xia turned her head and said happily with tears in her eyes, "Brother, did you hear that, the doctor said you will get better soon!"
"Hmm..." Xia Run trembled all over, feeling like his hairs were about to stand on end.
So embarrassing!
"Are you unhappy?" Noticing his strangeness, the three pairs of eyes looked at her without blinking.
"No...I'm...happy!" Because she hadn't spoken for a long time, the muscles in Xia Run's throat were atrophied, and she was not very fluent in speaking.
"Huh—that's great!" Mama Xia let out a sigh of relief as she stroked her chest.
"My son hasn't become stupid." Dad Xia said with a gratified smile.
"Brother, you have been lying in bed for three months. The doctor said that the brain cells may be damaged. If any strange memory suddenly appears in the brain, don't take it seriously!" Sister Xia also comforted.
Xia Run nodded again and again, and vowed that he understood that he would never believe those memories that suddenly popped up, and the three of them breathed a sigh of relief.
After lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital for more than a month, Xia Run slowly recovered his memory and gradually recovered. When he was able to go to the toilet by himself, he was transferred to the general ward.
Then Xia Run was told that he had become a hero, and his feat of sacrificing himself in the virtual game world saved tens of thousands of families that were on the verge of being broken.
From the second day after he was transferred to the general ward, rescued family members and melon-eaters who watched the excitement poured into the ward one after another to thank him, but most of them responded like this:
"Thank you for saving my dumb family! Thank you, young man..." The excited mother suddenly calmed down, "Hey, wait, I remember that the video released by the government is a little girl?"
"That's because..." Xia Run was about to explain, when his younger sister who stood beside him jumped up.
"That's the game account my brother created in the game, so it's a girl, but he's actually a 23-year-old innocent virgin!"
Xia Run: ...
"Really? Then what, is this what they said on the Internet?" said an aunt who came to see Xiqi.
"Lolikong!" His good sister added the knife.
"That's right, that's it!"
Xia Run: ...It is also a kind of sadness to have such a sister who sells her strength to relatives and friends.
"Hey, I think this kid is fair and clean, he should be a good boy!" A family member next to him defended him, "Besides, which hero doesn't have a little hobby of his own?"
"That's right!" The person next to him echoed.
"Besides, what's the point of playing female accounts in games, my little case! There are still people who like to wear women's clothes in real life!" A young girl said and winked at Chao Xiarun.
"That's it!"
"But he likes to play with little girls..." A melon eater next to him hesitated to speak, "...Game account, do you have any bad habits?"
Crowd: ...
God fucking loves to play with little girls! !Can you finish the sentence in one breath? !Xia Run was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
"It's okay, it's okay, we all understand! I won't discriminate against you! Young man, don't worry!" a family member comforted.
"Don't worry!" The person next to him agreed.
"No, listen to me..." Xia Run tried to defend himself, but his weak voice was drowned in the gossip-loving loud voices of aunts, without any splash at all.
"Then what, we won't disturb your rest, goodbye, little hero!"
"Goodbye!"
"Wait..." Xia Run waved Erkang's hand softly, unable to hold back, so he could only watch helplessly as this group of people came in a swarm, and then left in a swarm.
It turned out that before the next day, he was a lolicon, he liked to play girl accounts in games, and he also liked to use girl accounts to seduce men, and he was still a virgin at the age of 23... and so on, these things spread all over the streets vividly, It even made headlines, and most netizens commented below: "I never thought the so-called hero is such a wretched person!", "Perverted! Disgusting! How can this kind of person be a hero!" and so on. Coupled with the guidance of caring people, Xia Run's reputation on the Internet fell to the bottom, and everyone under the bib was hacked out of Xiang.
What a broken world this is!Xia Run held the phone and wailed.
"I'm sorry, brother, I didn't know that things would turn out like this!" Sister Xia threw herself on Xia Run's hospital bed, weeping and confessing bitterly. Looking at him anxiously, "Forgive me, brother!"
Come on, exactly as I remembered!Xia Run stroked his forehead, he had no resistance to his sister's trick!Sighing helplessly, he raised his trembling fingers with great effort, touched her head and said, "Forget it, it's not your fault, don't blame yourself, it's my fault in the end... now Calm down and think about it, you were actually quite obedient before, not as bearish as in my seal."
Seeing her looking up at him in confusion with her small face upturned, Xia Run smiled slightly and scratched the tip of her nose: "It's okay, just watch it, it will be fine in two days."
Sure enough, as Xia Run expected, with the rewards from the government in place, the huge bonus from the game company that caused the accident, and even the national leaders personally going to the hospital to send warmth, the direction of public opinion on the Internet suddenly changed. Explain that the characters of this virtual game are random, and everyone cannot choose by themselves. It was originally designed to be more challenging.
Then another traffic guru released a video of the leaders condolences to Xia Run, and attached a high-definition photo of Xia Run. In the photo, he has clean and fair skin, his brows are slightly frowned, and he is staring at a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes. Looking at the camera, he immediately captured a large number of fans of sisters, sisters and aunts.
So he began to rejuvenate under his scarf, screaming "The hero is so cute!", "Such a handsome and responsible young man is still a virgin, no, I have to tell my niece!", "I want to give birth to a monkey for the cute hero!" , "Take away my innocent little hero, those who slandered him in the past, but now they have the face to come back and lick them? Let's not date!"
Immediately afterwards, those who came to the hospital to visit Xia Run turned into real lolita, young lady dressed as lolita, and domineering sister Yu who stepped on ten centimeter stiletto heels, and Yujie put down her bold words and said: "Although I can't pretend to be a loli Li, but I can give birth to a dozen loli for you!"
Then he was declined by Xia Run, just kidding, he is not really a lolicon!
However, before it stopped for a day, some stewardesses, celebrities, and female entrepreneurs came forward to recommend themselves, and even princesses from some corners of the country appeared, speaking very substandard Mandarin, coyly telling him, She fell in love with him, and as long as he nodded and agreed to marry her, he could go to any corner country to inherit the throne, and also implicitly hinted to him that her country was polygamous, so let him think about it before giving him an answer.
Xia Run was almost scared to pee, and when the princess left, she clamored to be discharged from the hospital.Then, regardless of the obstruction, he fled back home.
After resting at home for two days, Xia Run started tinkering with outdoor equipment. Before crossing, he had planned to go on a trip. At the beginning, he planned to go to Tibet on foot, but at that time he felt that the distance was too far away, so he didn’t dare to go, so he just passed Lost, now that he has the conditions, he still wants to take a walk, just to let himself not leave any regrets.
Saying goodbye to his family, he set off in April, when the spring flowers were blooming, and walked slowly all the way, passing through the hyacinths in late spring and the lotus pond in midsummer, and finally stood in front of the Potala Palace in Tibet in the early autumn of September. Then he dropped his trekking poles and said with a sigh, "Come on out, I know it's all fake."
The magnificent Potala Palace in front of me was distorted for a while, and the picture in front of me was illusory. At that moment, there was a feeling of time and space transformation. When Xia Run opened his eyes again, Xia Run found himself standing in that warm cabin, with the afterglow of the setting sun shining through. The window lattice cast a warm light spot on the floor.
The old Druid was just like when they first met, sitting at the wooden table drinking tea, he raised his head, and there was a kind smile in those eyes that seemed to contain the starry sky.
"Son, come and sit down." He waved to him.
Xia Run clenched his fist, then slowly loosened it, and finally walked over and sat opposite the old druid.
"Don't be nervous, child, I have no ill intentions towards you." The old druid brushed it with his hand, and a plate of steaming fruit pie appeared on the table, "Eat something to soothe your emotions."
"Thank you." Xia Run thanked.
"I'm a little curious. The virtual illusion I specially created for you should be seamless. It should fit your memory perfectly, and I think it will satisfy all your imaginative needs, whether it's going back to your own world, seeing your mom and dad again. My younger sister, or ""becoming a hero that everyone pays attention to, or even imagining myself winning a job and becoming a king when I was young, I can help you realize it, so it's not good to stay in such a perfect world?"
"No, people yearn for a world where they can be the center and center around themselves, but some things are only beautiful in the imagination that can never be realized. When this imagination becomes reality, the rest is nothing but dull. "
"Humans are such a strange race." The old Druid sighed and asked, "Since when did you notice something was wrong?"
"In the beginning."
"Why? Is your relative not perfect?"
"No, they are perfect, but maybe you can't understand that there is an invisible bond between people, especially between relatives, and blood relatives can determine whether they are each other with just one glance. It's a wonderful emotion, I can't describe it to you."
"So that's how it is." The old Druid smiled, rubbing the corner of his forehead, "Tiedown... Maybe that's what I'm lacking... I have another question, if you noticed it right away, why didn't you Time to unravel me?"
Xia Run scratched her hair embarrassingly, and after a long time, she mustered up the courage to say: "I just think you are too strong, and I am not sure to defeat you, so I want to take a break and think of a way..."
"Have you thought about it?"
"No."
"Oh? Since I didn't expect it, why did you dare to expose me again?"
Xia Run blinked slyly: "It's not that you told me 'don't let the illusion blind you, trust your own heart', I think you may really have no malice towards me, so I muster up the courage to give it a try gone."
The old Druid laughed loudly. He shook his head and said with a smile on his face, "It's not what I meant, but a bet between an old friend of yours and me."
"Is it M?" Xia Run became excited.
"Hush——" the old Druid put his white index finger on his lips, "Let's let the answer be revealed at the end. Before that, are you interested in hearing a story about an old man who is getting old?"
Xia Run shrugged and said that he didn't seem to have the ability not to listen, right?
"You're very smart, little guy." The old druid appreciated, and he continued after a pause, "My children all call me 'Father God', and I prefer to call myself 'Balder'... you know What is the definition of God? Is it omnipotent? No, it is not, the power of God is created out of nothing, that is, creation—yes, this is also the talent of human beings.”
"I don't know if you have heard the story of 'Twilight of the Gods', 'God is dead, and all the gods enter the Hall of Valor'... Humans before the end created me, and my gods were them at that time, but they Because of its own greed, it has stepped into destruction."
"Afterwards, I used human genes to create the current newborn human beings, and according to the first preset procedures, I sent them into a virtual world where they could forget sorrow and pain. I dedicatedly guarded them for thousands of years. Today they are In turn, it wants to destroy me... I don't understand, since I executed the program, it was never me who killed them in the virtual world, but the program law, why do they hate me so much?"
"What's so hard to understand?" Xia Run looked at him sympathetically, "You haven't studied Ma Zhe, otherwise you will understand that it is a historical trend that new things replace old things! Your program is thousands of years ago. It’s an old antique, and it’s out of touch with the current form. Although the world is different, the rules of survival are the same, that is, if you don’t move forward bravely, you will be eliminated by history!”
"That's it..." The old Druid sighed, looking at his teacup with melancholy eyes, and continued, "It turns out that my 'Rhine Gold' has long been lost without knowing it. Now I am like this twilight, and it is time for the curtain to end..."
The whole wooden house fell silent, only the lone sun at dusk still lingered outside the window.
"The story has been told, so I am the loser!" The old man sighed, "Of course, even if the general is late, he still has his final dignity!"
"What?" Xia Run asked stupidly.
The old druid said with a serious face: "Isn't the fruit pie I baked today delicious?"
"No, no..." Xia Run hadn't reacted yet.
"Hey, sometimes I think you are extremely smart, and sometimes I think you are extremely stupid!" The old druid rubbed his forehead, "Then I will punish you to eat the whole fruit pie!"
"Oh." Xia Run grabbed the fruit pie and began to stuff it into his mouth.
"Why is it so painful to eat? Didn't you say that this fruit pie is very good?" Not only is it delicious, but you can never get tired of eating it. It satisfies the taste and does not gain weight. It is simply the gospel of the fat world."
Xia Run's dead fish eyes in a second: This perverted voyeur knows how to peep into other people's privacy!
"Well, I can see it - as long as you are still in my virtual world! Besides, slandering an old man behind his back is not the character a good boy should have!"
"Old pervert! Peeping Tom! Narcissist! Conspirator!"
Old Druid: ...
Seeing that the other party's complexion was getting worse and worse, Xia Run quickly turned serious, and while continuing to stuff pies into his mouth, he swiped the screen in his heart: Meditate!From time to time, I had to mix in a sentence or two of burying the other party, and then quickly added: Sorry, I couldn't control myself!It made the old druid's complexion darker and darker.
When Xia Run stuffed the last piece of pie, the old druid's face was blackened to the bottom of the pot. He immediately got up, opened the wooden door, and said coldly: "You go back!"
Xia Run hurried out, and the door closed behind him with a "snap".
Slowly regaining consciousness, Xia Run slowly opened his eyes, and immediately he heard M's magnetic voice ringing in his ears.
He said, "Xia Run, welcome back!"
"Doctor, what's wrong with my son?" Xia's mother was supported by Xia's father, covering her mouth and crying bitterly.
The doctor quickly comforted: "Don't worry, ma'am, the patient has been imprisoned for too long, and now he suddenly wakes up and feels physical discomfort. This feeling oppresses the nerves, which leads to temporary amnesia, but it's okay." , will get better soon!"
"Thank you, doctor!" Sister Xia turned her head and said happily with tears in her eyes, "Brother, did you hear that, the doctor said you will get better soon!"
"Hmm..." Xia Run trembled all over, feeling like his hairs were about to stand on end.
So embarrassing!
"Are you unhappy?" Noticing his strangeness, the three pairs of eyes looked at her without blinking.
"No...I'm...happy!" Because she hadn't spoken for a long time, the muscles in Xia Run's throat were atrophied, and she was not very fluent in speaking.
"Huh—that's great!" Mama Xia let out a sigh of relief as she stroked her chest.
"My son hasn't become stupid." Dad Xia said with a gratified smile.
"Brother, you have been lying in bed for three months. The doctor said that the brain cells may be damaged. If any strange memory suddenly appears in the brain, don't take it seriously!" Sister Xia also comforted.
Xia Run nodded again and again, and vowed that he understood that he would never believe those memories that suddenly popped up, and the three of them breathed a sigh of relief.
After lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital for more than a month, Xia Run slowly recovered his memory and gradually recovered. When he was able to go to the toilet by himself, he was transferred to the general ward.
Then Xia Run was told that he had become a hero, and his feat of sacrificing himself in the virtual game world saved tens of thousands of families that were on the verge of being broken.
From the second day after he was transferred to the general ward, rescued family members and melon-eaters who watched the excitement poured into the ward one after another to thank him, but most of them responded like this:
"Thank you for saving my dumb family! Thank you, young man..." The excited mother suddenly calmed down, "Hey, wait, I remember that the video released by the government is a little girl?"
"That's because..." Xia Run was about to explain, when his younger sister who stood beside him jumped up.
"That's the game account my brother created in the game, so it's a girl, but he's actually a 23-year-old innocent virgin!"
Xia Run: ...
"Really? Then what, is this what they said on the Internet?" said an aunt who came to see Xiqi.
"Lolikong!" His good sister added the knife.
"That's right, that's it!"
Xia Run: ...It is also a kind of sadness to have such a sister who sells her strength to relatives and friends.
"Hey, I think this kid is fair and clean, he should be a good boy!" A family member next to him defended him, "Besides, which hero doesn't have a little hobby of his own?"
"That's right!" The person next to him echoed.
"Besides, what's the point of playing female accounts in games, my little case! There are still people who like to wear women's clothes in real life!" A young girl said and winked at Chao Xiarun.
"That's it!"
"But he likes to play with little girls..." A melon eater next to him hesitated to speak, "...Game account, do you have any bad habits?"
Crowd: ...
God fucking loves to play with little girls! !Can you finish the sentence in one breath? !Xia Run was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
"It's okay, it's okay, we all understand! I won't discriminate against you! Young man, don't worry!" a family member comforted.
"Don't worry!" The person next to him agreed.
"No, listen to me..." Xia Run tried to defend himself, but his weak voice was drowned in the gossip-loving loud voices of aunts, without any splash at all.
"Then what, we won't disturb your rest, goodbye, little hero!"
"Goodbye!"
"Wait..." Xia Run waved Erkang's hand softly, unable to hold back, so he could only watch helplessly as this group of people came in a swarm, and then left in a swarm.
It turned out that before the next day, he was a lolicon, he liked to play girl accounts in games, and he also liked to use girl accounts to seduce men, and he was still a virgin at the age of 23... and so on, these things spread all over the streets vividly, It even made headlines, and most netizens commented below: "I never thought the so-called hero is such a wretched person!", "Perverted! Disgusting! How can this kind of person be a hero!" and so on. Coupled with the guidance of caring people, Xia Run's reputation on the Internet fell to the bottom, and everyone under the bib was hacked out of Xiang.
What a broken world this is!Xia Run held the phone and wailed.
"I'm sorry, brother, I didn't know that things would turn out like this!" Sister Xia threw herself on Xia Run's hospital bed, weeping and confessing bitterly. Looking at him anxiously, "Forgive me, brother!"
Come on, exactly as I remembered!Xia Run stroked his forehead, he had no resistance to his sister's trick!Sighing helplessly, he raised his trembling fingers with great effort, touched her head and said, "Forget it, it's not your fault, don't blame yourself, it's my fault in the end... now Calm down and think about it, you were actually quite obedient before, not as bearish as in my seal."
Seeing her looking up at him in confusion with her small face upturned, Xia Run smiled slightly and scratched the tip of her nose: "It's okay, just watch it, it will be fine in two days."
Sure enough, as Xia Run expected, with the rewards from the government in place, the huge bonus from the game company that caused the accident, and even the national leaders personally going to the hospital to send warmth, the direction of public opinion on the Internet suddenly changed. Explain that the characters of this virtual game are random, and everyone cannot choose by themselves. It was originally designed to be more challenging.
Then another traffic guru released a video of the leaders condolences to Xia Run, and attached a high-definition photo of Xia Run. In the photo, he has clean and fair skin, his brows are slightly frowned, and he is staring at a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes. Looking at the camera, he immediately captured a large number of fans of sisters, sisters and aunts.
So he began to rejuvenate under his scarf, screaming "The hero is so cute!", "Such a handsome and responsible young man is still a virgin, no, I have to tell my niece!", "I want to give birth to a monkey for the cute hero!" , "Take away my innocent little hero, those who slandered him in the past, but now they have the face to come back and lick them? Let's not date!"
Immediately afterwards, those who came to the hospital to visit Xia Run turned into real lolita, young lady dressed as lolita, and domineering sister Yu who stepped on ten centimeter stiletto heels, and Yujie put down her bold words and said: "Although I can't pretend to be a loli Li, but I can give birth to a dozen loli for you!"
Then he was declined by Xia Run, just kidding, he is not really a lolicon!
However, before it stopped for a day, some stewardesses, celebrities, and female entrepreneurs came forward to recommend themselves, and even princesses from some corners of the country appeared, speaking very substandard Mandarin, coyly telling him, She fell in love with him, and as long as he nodded and agreed to marry her, he could go to any corner country to inherit the throne, and also implicitly hinted to him that her country was polygamous, so let him think about it before giving him an answer.
Xia Run was almost scared to pee, and when the princess left, she clamored to be discharged from the hospital.Then, regardless of the obstruction, he fled back home.
After resting at home for two days, Xia Run started tinkering with outdoor equipment. Before crossing, he had planned to go on a trip. At the beginning, he planned to go to Tibet on foot, but at that time he felt that the distance was too far away, so he didn’t dare to go, so he just passed Lost, now that he has the conditions, he still wants to take a walk, just to let himself not leave any regrets.
Saying goodbye to his family, he set off in April, when the spring flowers were blooming, and walked slowly all the way, passing through the hyacinths in late spring and the lotus pond in midsummer, and finally stood in front of the Potala Palace in Tibet in the early autumn of September. Then he dropped his trekking poles and said with a sigh, "Come on out, I know it's all fake."
The magnificent Potala Palace in front of me was distorted for a while, and the picture in front of me was illusory. At that moment, there was a feeling of time and space transformation. When Xia Run opened his eyes again, Xia Run found himself standing in that warm cabin, with the afterglow of the setting sun shining through. The window lattice cast a warm light spot on the floor.
The old Druid was just like when they first met, sitting at the wooden table drinking tea, he raised his head, and there was a kind smile in those eyes that seemed to contain the starry sky.
"Son, come and sit down." He waved to him.
Xia Run clenched his fist, then slowly loosened it, and finally walked over and sat opposite the old druid.
"Don't be nervous, child, I have no ill intentions towards you." The old druid brushed it with his hand, and a plate of steaming fruit pie appeared on the table, "Eat something to soothe your emotions."
"Thank you." Xia Run thanked.
"I'm a little curious. The virtual illusion I specially created for you should be seamless. It should fit your memory perfectly, and I think it will satisfy all your imaginative needs, whether it's going back to your own world, seeing your mom and dad again. My younger sister, or ""becoming a hero that everyone pays attention to, or even imagining myself winning a job and becoming a king when I was young, I can help you realize it, so it's not good to stay in such a perfect world?"
"No, people yearn for a world where they can be the center and center around themselves, but some things are only beautiful in the imagination that can never be realized. When this imagination becomes reality, the rest is nothing but dull. "
"Humans are such a strange race." The old Druid sighed and asked, "Since when did you notice something was wrong?"
"In the beginning."
"Why? Is your relative not perfect?"
"No, they are perfect, but maybe you can't understand that there is an invisible bond between people, especially between relatives, and blood relatives can determine whether they are each other with just one glance. It's a wonderful emotion, I can't describe it to you."
"So that's how it is." The old Druid smiled, rubbing the corner of his forehead, "Tiedown... Maybe that's what I'm lacking... I have another question, if you noticed it right away, why didn't you Time to unravel me?"
Xia Run scratched her hair embarrassingly, and after a long time, she mustered up the courage to say: "I just think you are too strong, and I am not sure to defeat you, so I want to take a break and think of a way..."
"Have you thought about it?"
"No."
"Oh? Since I didn't expect it, why did you dare to expose me again?"
Xia Run blinked slyly: "It's not that you told me 'don't let the illusion blind you, trust your own heart', I think you may really have no malice towards me, so I muster up the courage to give it a try gone."
The old Druid laughed loudly. He shook his head and said with a smile on his face, "It's not what I meant, but a bet between an old friend of yours and me."
"Is it M?" Xia Run became excited.
"Hush——" the old Druid put his white index finger on his lips, "Let's let the answer be revealed at the end. Before that, are you interested in hearing a story about an old man who is getting old?"
Xia Run shrugged and said that he didn't seem to have the ability not to listen, right?
"You're very smart, little guy." The old druid appreciated, and he continued after a pause, "My children all call me 'Father God', and I prefer to call myself 'Balder'... you know What is the definition of God? Is it omnipotent? No, it is not, the power of God is created out of nothing, that is, creation—yes, this is also the talent of human beings.”
"I don't know if you have heard the story of 'Twilight of the Gods', 'God is dead, and all the gods enter the Hall of Valor'... Humans before the end created me, and my gods were them at that time, but they Because of its own greed, it has stepped into destruction."
"Afterwards, I used human genes to create the current newborn human beings, and according to the first preset procedures, I sent them into a virtual world where they could forget sorrow and pain. I dedicatedly guarded them for thousands of years. Today they are In turn, it wants to destroy me... I don't understand, since I executed the program, it was never me who killed them in the virtual world, but the program law, why do they hate me so much?"
"What's so hard to understand?" Xia Run looked at him sympathetically, "You haven't studied Ma Zhe, otherwise you will understand that it is a historical trend that new things replace old things! Your program is thousands of years ago. It’s an old antique, and it’s out of touch with the current form. Although the world is different, the rules of survival are the same, that is, if you don’t move forward bravely, you will be eliminated by history!”
"That's it..." The old Druid sighed, looking at his teacup with melancholy eyes, and continued, "It turns out that my 'Rhine Gold' has long been lost without knowing it. Now I am like this twilight, and it is time for the curtain to end..."
The whole wooden house fell silent, only the lone sun at dusk still lingered outside the window.
"The story has been told, so I am the loser!" The old man sighed, "Of course, even if the general is late, he still has his final dignity!"
"What?" Xia Run asked stupidly.
The old druid said with a serious face: "Isn't the fruit pie I baked today delicious?"
"No, no..." Xia Run hadn't reacted yet.
"Hey, sometimes I think you are extremely smart, and sometimes I think you are extremely stupid!" The old druid rubbed his forehead, "Then I will punish you to eat the whole fruit pie!"
"Oh." Xia Run grabbed the fruit pie and began to stuff it into his mouth.
"Why is it so painful to eat? Didn't you say that this fruit pie is very good?" Not only is it delicious, but you can never get tired of eating it. It satisfies the taste and does not gain weight. It is simply the gospel of the fat world."
Xia Run's dead fish eyes in a second: This perverted voyeur knows how to peep into other people's privacy!
"Well, I can see it - as long as you are still in my virtual world! Besides, slandering an old man behind his back is not the character a good boy should have!"
"Old pervert! Peeping Tom! Narcissist! Conspirator!"
Old Druid: ...
Seeing that the other party's complexion was getting worse and worse, Xia Run quickly turned serious, and while continuing to stuff pies into his mouth, he swiped the screen in his heart: Meditate!From time to time, I had to mix in a sentence or two of burying the other party, and then quickly added: Sorry, I couldn't control myself!It made the old druid's complexion darker and darker.
When Xia Run stuffed the last piece of pie, the old druid's face was blackened to the bottom of the pot. He immediately got up, opened the wooden door, and said coldly: "You go back!"
Xia Run hurried out, and the door closed behind him with a "snap".
Slowly regaining consciousness, Xia Run slowly opened his eyes, and immediately he heard M's magnetic voice ringing in his ears.
He said, "Xia Run, welcome back!"
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