Snake Tale

Dou Guxu quarreled like a goose.

Luo Yi adjusted his breath in the wing room, while he knocked on the door panel outside; Luo Yi lay on the couch to rest his mind, he climbed up the tree branch and stretched his neck and yelled at the window.He chased Luo Yi round and round, tearfully asking where Shen Yuzhu had gone.Luo Yi was annoyed to the point of killing him, trying to kill him, but he ran away as fast as a rabbit!

This stupid goose is well versed in the art of "when the enemy advances, we retreat, and when the enemy tires, we harass". Luo Yi was so noisy that he couldn't get a moment of peace.Luo Yi was so annoyed that he sneaked out of the brothel at night, hid in a small boat by the outskirts of the river, and rowed to the middle of the river, trying to seize the time to get a good night's sleep.Unexpectedly, Dou Guxu was able to dig three feet to find him, like a most familiar water-like duck, crossed half of the river, wet on the bow of his boat, blinking a pair of big drop-shaped eyes:

"Master hasn't come back for two days and one night," Dou Guxu whimpered pitifully, "What should I do? It starved me to death!"

Luo Yi really doesn't understand, what is the connection between Shen Yuzhu's absence for a long time and Dou Guxu's thriving hunger?Could it be that Dou Guxu lived by eating Shen Yuzhu?

"How would I know where he went!" Luo Yi couldn't even think about it, turned over and sat up, and said angrily: "You are hungry and go to the boss lady to feed you, why bother with me!"

"Miss Juesu repeatedly told me that I would guard you every step of the way, but you never refused to eat on time, so I could only starve with you..." Dou Guxu felt sad and wanted to cry.Of course he couldn't understand Luo Yi's upset and unwillingness to show his face.It's just that there was a rebellion with drums and gongs in the Wu Zang Temple, which made Dou Guxu very distressed. "By the way!" He finally remembered something, and excitedly rummaged through his clothes: "I almost forgot, the master asked me to hand this over to you before leaving! —— He said, when you want to get angry, just take it apart. Open one and have a look!"

Luo Yi held the three kits he handed over, and said sneeringly: "I have to get angry at least thirty times a day. Only three kits are given, how can I take them apart?"

"Then save yourself from getting angry!" Dou Guxu said naturally.His face was full of love and concern, and he said: "Master said, anger hurts the liver very much, and getting angry is not good for the body!"

"..." Luo Yi was speechless and gave up communicating with Dou Guxu.After opening the first kit, I found that there was only a piece of silk in it, with four characters written on it:

"Eat well."

At the back, there is a line of small characters thoughtfully added: "Feed Dou Guxu".

Luo Yi laughed back in anger, grabbed Dou Guxu and rushed back to the brothel, pushed open the door of Jue Su's room, threw him on the ground, and ordered to the beauty sitting on the embroidered couch: "Feed him."

Juesu stretched out her slender fingers, was dyeing Danko on her nails, and said lazily: "Xiao Shen is missing, didn't you see that I was burning with worry? Where did you get the idea to start cooking!"

"That's right!" Dou Guxu scrambled to his feet and complained aggrievedly: "In the final analysis, it's because of your nonsense that you drove the master away!"

Luo Yi said coldly: "If I told him to die, did he really die? I asked him to give me the antidote, why didn't he give it?"

Jue Su took out a porcelain bottle and threw it over: "Here, the antidote he asked me to hand over to you before he left."

Luo Yi: "..."

Juesu sighed for a long time, and put on a not-so-sad look: "Xiao Shen is mild-mannered and obedient, soft-hearted but weak-boned, he is the most innocent child I have ever seen. He has a heart of innocence. I want to get closer to you, but you are so cruel to me... Sigh! This child has a soft heart and a solid heart. After being stimulated like this, he must be heartbroken and heartbroken. Maybe he is just like an injured child at this moment. Wild beasts run wild in the mountains..."

Dou Guxu said, "I was stabbed to death with a fork."

"It may also be like a lost lamb wandering in the downtown..."

"Abducted by traffickers."

"It may have gone to Qingchi. It may have hung the southeast branch."

Dou Guxu said: "It's possible that I ate something unclean outside and died of exhaustion due to vomiting and diarrhea."

She turned to Dou Guxu: "Do you think it's miserable?"

Dou Guxu said: "It's too miserable."

Jue Su said: "It's simply utterly tragic."

Luo Yi listened to their enthusiastic singing, and finally couldn't help standing up, shouting: "Dou Guxu! Let's go."

Jue Su was startled: "Are you leaving now?"

Luo Yi said coldly, "I'm afraid that Dougu Xu will learn badly."

Jue Su was dumbfounded, rolled his eyelids, and said with a slight sneer, "I really doubt that I was wrong. How could you be that person's biological son? In terms of talent, you are not a tenth as good as him, and in terms of appearance, you are not as good as him." One-tenth of it, even worse in terms of demeanor, not even one-ten-thousandth of his."

Luo Yi was not provoked, and said calmly: "It can be seen that the sky has eyes."

Jue Su sighed in frustration: "You really don't want to know about their past?"

Luo Yi paused. "...No." He clenched his fists unconsciously, "That doesn't make any sense."

After finishing speaking, he led Dou Guxu out the door.

After disguised and changing his appearance, Luo Yi reluctantly led Dou Guxu to the biggest restaurant in the town.Since Gongsun Zhuoxin, the Shangqing of Zheng State, has been in power, the country has been well-organized and prosperous, and the towns and cities are crowded with people, and the prosperity is not inferior to Jiangdu, Linzi and other big capitals.

The two entered the restaurant, Luo Yi picked a quiet seat and just sat down, a waiter came over to greet him, eagerly wiped the table and poured wine, and asked what food he wanted.

Luo Yi said: "Two tripods of mutton soup, three catties of pork shoulder, three catties of beans and rice, two bowls of soup, broiled fish, water shield vegetables, and wine, all for two."

Dou Guxu listened with a smile on his face, and coquettishly said to the new parents in front of him, "Thank you, Juan!"

"..." Luo Yi restrained his urge to kill, and said kindly, "Don't call me that."

Dou Guxu agreed crisply and sweetly, and happily took out a pair of bamboo chopsticks from the tube, and saw that the waiter remembered the dishes and was about to leave, so he asked in confusion, "Hey? Don't you want to order something for yourself?"

"

..." Luo Yi finally understood why Shen Yuzhu had to tell him to feed Dou Guxu. This animal is so gifted that it really has a stomach that goes straight to the East China Sea! Luo Yi rapped on the table with his fingers and called him in time. The shop waiter who hadn't gone far: "...ordered just now, order another one as it is. "

Although there are many customers, the serving is not slow.Dou Guxu looked at the steaming hot and fragrant meat soup with tears in his eyes, picked up a pair of long chopsticks, buried his head in it, and started to eat like a horse in a trough.The dried meat is specially marinated with soy sauce, garlic, and leek leaves. It is very tasty. The seasonal water shield vegetables and river fish are even more tender and refreshing.Therefore, this restaurant is full of customers, and the noise of people is very noisy.

There were three or five men drinking and eating meat in the next seat, and one of the fishermen argued loudly: "...I saw it with my own eyes, can it be true? The little girl in white took the young man and ran to the river. Not walking on the ground, running so fast! In a blink of an eye, even the shadow of the person disappeared!"

"You've been fed too much yellow soup, and you're still in a daze!" Your seatmate sneered mercilessly, "Where can such a tough girl dare to openly abduct people in broad daylight? Why don't you say that you met her?" It's the fish essence in the river!"

"I believe it!" Another flashy-dressed boy jumped over the crowd, pointed at the fisherman and said, "Let me ask you, does that girl speak with a Qi accent?"

The fisherman recalled: "After hearing what you said, it really looks like it! Weird, why are people from Qi coming to our Zheng land? Are they really robbers and human traffickers? If so, we must quickly send someone to inform Mr. Zhuo Xin that he is!"

"You don't know, this is not the first time this kind of robbery has happened." The young man waved the paper fan pretentiously, and said in an inscrutable tone: "Gongsun Zhuoxin has known about this case for a long time. But he Don't dare to control it - and can't control it!"

According to the boy, since the spring of this year, there have been mysterious disappearances in many places.The strangest thing is that the missing ones are not immature and weak girls, but young and beautiful boys.There was an idiot in the east neighbor, who was tall and handsome, and after missing for many days, he went back and forth.Someone asked him, and he replied that that day he met a girl with a basket of flowers on the street, who was beautiful and beautiful, and asked him to lift the heavy object for him.He readily agreed.He was invited by the girl to have a banquet at home.He took a sip of the drink offered by the girl, and then fell unconscious.I only vaguely remember that I was stuffed under the car and walked for a long time by water.When he saw the sun again, he was already in a resplendent fairy palace, surrounded by many beautiful fairies, and a black and ugly woman came out to welcome her.

"Where am I?" the idiot asked.

The woman replied: "This is Kunlun Immortal World!"

Since it is the Kunlun Immortal World, the noble woman in front of her is the Queen Mother of the West!The idiot did not doubt that there was him, and he shared the bed with the woman, happily day and night, and lingered for many days.Xian'e, who was serving him, saw that he was stupid and pitiful, so she let him out quietly.Only then did he realize that he had come to Linzi, the state of Qi, a hundred miles away.Begging and wandering all the way, finally returned to his hometown.

After hearing this, everyone was puzzled: "What's going on? Who is that woman?"

"Do you think the plunderer is an ordinary Qi countryman? Then—" the young man lowered his voice and said in a barely audible tone: "That is a nobleman from Linzi, Mrs. Wuyan who is in charge of the overall situation of Qi country today!"

Mrs. Wuyan is the official wife of King Wukui of the Qi Kingdom.She was born in Wuyan Town of Qi State, hence the name.However, with Mrs. Qi's respect, secretly robbing a man as a confinement is too appalling and unbelievable.Everyone showed a look of astonishment, and shouted: "It's another guy with water in his head!"

"It's not necessarily nonsense." An elderly man who claimed to be well-informed responded, "I was in Linzi once, and I heard people describe Mrs. Wuyan. This lady is indeed virtuous in governing the country. , but that dignified appearance is just...hehe, otherwise, why would she not be able to get married when she was over forty years old when she was humbled back then!"

He was quite self-respecting and refused to continue, but this pause was enough for curious listeners to imagine.Rumor has it that this lady was born with a concave head and deep eyes, a long belly, a high nose and a throat, a fat top and little hair, she is very ugly.Back then, the reason why Young Master Wu Kui made her his empress was not only because he valued her talent, but also because he wanted to show his hard work and not be feminine.

"However, Mr. Qi Wukui's body has always been weak. He has been on the throne for nearly three years, and the harem has never given birth to a prince. In recent days, there have been more and more news of lingering illness..." Someone shook his head and sighed, saying, "Wukui Once it dies... Qi State——will be in chaos again!"

As soon as the words came to this point, everyone understood that Mr. Qi's eagerness to look forward to his son's rest was nothing more than looking forward to Yunni in a severe drought; Mrs. Qi's "lewdness" behavior added a bit of sympathy in addition to contempt and disdain.

Dou Guxu swept away the food in a turbulent way, while listening with his ears stunned, he turned his face in a panic: "This is bad!" He whispered: "The master is afraid that some kind of salt-free lady will snatch it away." La!"

Luo Yi didn't look at him, he cut the jerky calmly, and said calmly: "There are rumors in the market, so don't believe them all - besides, Zhong Lichun can fall in love with that useless Shen Yuzhu? Hehe, she's not blind!"

Dou Guxu nodded his head half-understood, and said in doubt: "No! You're not blind either!"

"..."

Luo Yi repeated "Tong Yan Wu Ji" several times in his heart, and then he smiled comfortably: "Don't worry! If it's a pure makeup trap, with what Shen Yuzhu can do, why bother if you really want to escape? Say Not sure——" He paused, took out the second kit from his pocket, tore it into tatters without any anger, and said with a bright smile: "He is so happy that he forgets to return, and he is enjoying it so much. Woolen cloth!"

Dou Guxu shuddered at his grim smile.But seeing Luo Yi take out the second silk strip from the kit, after reading it, he was startled for a while, his expression changed a few times, and he stopped talking.

Dou Guxu took a look and recognized the words "Remember to take the medicine" written on it.

The two left the restaurant and returned to the carriage.Luo Yi plunged into the carriage, took out the wound medicine left by Shen Yuzhu before he left, and held the small white jade bottle in a daze.

The absurdity of the two of them that night is still vivid.In fact, in a different place, Luo Yi has already made up his mind about how Shen Yuzhu will pay back the humiliation of the past one by one.He has developed a set of hypocritical kung fu, the more embarrassing and embarrassing he is, the more he can act as if nothing happened, and not reveal his joys and sorrows - even after that night, Shen Yuzhu took advantage of the situation to sneer and humiliate, he is still confident that he can do it. Cope with it calmly.

But he didn't expect that Shen Yuzhu would directly ask about his blood relatives.How much did Shen Yuzhu guess?With what mood will he face his life experience——face Luo Yi?

In Luo Yi's view, their enmity was too deep.He almost ruined everything about him.For more than three years, I didn't give him any moments of joy and harmony, and in the end I still spoke harsh words to him so coldly and coldly.But why didn't he fight back the slightest hatred at him?Could it be that realizing the relationship between them—even if it's just an unconfirmed possibility—is enough for Shen Yuzhu to cancel all the torture and humiliation? ——How could there be such a stupid person in the world!To be treated so harshly, and still be full of such trivial things as telling him to "eat" and "take medicine"!

Luo Yixin said: "Shen Yuzhu, you said you don't know what I'm thinking, but how can I understand, what are you thinking?"

He clutched the bottle, bit his lip, bursts of sourness welling up in his heart.He took off his clothes, and obediently wiped off the wound medicine.

After using up the plaster, he realized that the inside of the jade bottle was much lighter than it looked on the outside.He pondered for a moment, smashing the body of the bottle to pieces.

A wrench hidden in the hidden compartment at the bottom of the bottle came out.It is bright and dark, like jade but not jade, and it is very solid in the palm of your hand.Luo Yi held it up in front of his eyes and looked towards the sunlight.On the inner side of the finger, there is an ancient character "Zhuo" engraved.