Evil Doctor's Cute Pregnant Wife

Two people who are very different from each other live together, so the running-in period is naturally indispensable.

But fortunately, Zhou Bupo had the foresight to make an agreement with Lan Shan first.

First, use each other's things separately, and you are not allowed to use each other's personal items at will.

Second, it is not allowed to interfere with each other's private life, and it is not allowed to chat with each other when there is nothing to do.

Third, things about MFUU should be kept secret and not let anyone know.

In fact, these are not difficult for Lan Shan to do. It is a great blessing to have a place to live in. Living in such a beautiful house and sleeping on such a soft bed every day, Lan Shan is full of fear and fear. I'm afraid that when I wake up, it's all a dream.

If there is any distress, it is probably Zhou Bupo's violent temper and serious cleanliness.

Now it is Lan Shan’s job to keep the house clean and tidy. When Zhou Bupo goes to work, Lan Shan cleans at home, buys vegetables and cooks. In fact, Lan Shan thinks that the house is already very clean. After looking in the mirror, the furniture was brand new, as if it had just been bought from a shopping mall. Lan Shan swept it away with a mop, not knowing where to start, but since she had agreed to it, Lan Shan was still honest and willing. Cleaned from start to finish.

As a result, Zhou Bupo scolded him as soon as he got home, and said indiscriminately that he hadn't cleaned at all, and there was obviously dust on the floor. For a long time, I didn't find any dust anywhere, but Zhou Bupo bent over and stuck a translucent fluff thinner than a strand of hair with his fingers. Lan Shan stared at Zhou Bupo's finger for a long time before he managed to Seeing it clearly, I wondered how Zhou Bupo could see it at a glance on the floor. Could it be that doctors have better eyesight than ordinary people?

After being tossed and tossed for several days, Lan Shan finally managed to smooth the hair of the Fire Demon King. It turns out that the floor cannot be mopped, and it cannot be cleaned. Someone must kneel on the ground and wipe it with a rag. There is no mop in the bathroom. A little water stains and hair, especially the toilet, takes the longest time to clean every day. According to Zhou Bupo's requirements, the toilet must be clean enough that the water in it can be used as tap water.

Also, washing clothes is a big project. Not only do dark colors and light colors have to be washed separately, but even the types of clothes have to be separated. Sometimes there are only a few clothes, and they have to be washed several times. Lan Shan feels that it is a waste of water. .

Once the closet is opened, the folded clothes should also be put away in different categories according to the color and thickness. Looking from a distance, they are as neat as a rainbow.

Probably the only thing that Zhou Bupo is not too harsh on is Lan Shan’s cooking. After all, Lan Shan’s craftsmanship is not bad. He has been working alone for so many years. As a waiter at a food stall, I have heard and seen a few good dishes, but every time Zhou Bupo eats it, he still has to comment a few words, saying that this place is salty, there is bland, and then he eats all the dishes. , like a noble Persian cat, lazily wagging its tail and lying on the sofa watching TV, waiting for Lan Shan to wash the dishes before bringing the fruits after dinner to him.

To be honest, sometimes after a whole day, Lan Shan feels more tired than usual at work, but she never complains and works diligently every day. Although Zhou Bupo has a strange temper, Lan Shan is also afraid of him, but after all For himself, apart from his parents, Zhou Bupo was the first person who knew that he had a strange disease and didn't treat him as a monster, and was even willing to help him and treat him. From the bottom of his heart, Lan Shan regarded Zhou Bupo as a Benefactor's.

After getting along for a while, the two of them became calm. During this period, Zhou Bupo gave Lan Shan a small book, and asked him to record in detail the time of menstruation, blood volume, and menstruation feeling every month, so as to prepare for the future. Lan Shan was also honest and thought that Zhou Bupo was doing it to treat his own illness as the basis for his thesis. He had recorded it in detail in the past two months, and Zhou Bupo was very satisfied after reading it.

Seeing that Lan Shan seems to use the old-fashioned toilet paper when she has menstruation, I don’t know where she got it, anyway, it looks very unhygienic, Lan Shan sneaks around every time, and throws away the replaced paper in a hurry. I was afraid that Zhou Bupo would scold him again if he saw that he thought it was dirty.

But Zhou Bupo is a gynecologist anyway, so how can he tolerate using such untested things under his nose, and it just so happens that Lan Shan's menstruation is coming this month, seeing that this country bumpkin has been doing well recently, Zhou I bought him a few packs of sanitary napkins without breaking it. On the surface, it was kind, but in fact, I didn't want the mouse's gynecological disease to affect the progress of my thesis.

"what is this?"

Lan Shan held the sanitary napkin and looked left and right, but Zhou Bupo gave her a blank look: "Sanitary napkin, you don't even know about this, do you? Women use this when menstruating."

"Is this for me? But...but it's only for women..."

"Who cares about men and women, anyway, this is what's going to be used when the blood is bleeding! Throw away your torn papyrus to me as soon as possible!"

Lan Shan blushed for a while, thinking that she was hiding well, but she was discovered by the big devil, and said softly: "But in our hometown, girls also use toilet paper, the one that absorbs water well... I am a man, Can you not use this?"

"No!" Zhou Bupo sternly said, thinking that this country bumpkin wanted to rebel, "I don't care what your old family uses, I only know that toilet paper is unhygienic! If you get infected with bacteria, it will delay your own illness." I'm a doctor, can I still harm you!"

As soon as he mentioned his illness, Lan Shan didn't dare to resist in an instant, and after dawdling for a long time, he said: "But I don't know how to use this thing..."

"I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run away! There's no use for this, it's just pasted on the butt, it's more convenient than those old papyrus, you can change it for me right now! Immediately!"

Unexpectedly, not long after Lan Shan entered the toilet with the sanitary napkin, there was a shrill scream. Zhou Bupo was startled, thinking that something was wrong with him inside, rushed over and broke in.

"What happened?!"

Zhou Bupo took a closer look, Lan Shan was sitting on the toilet with his pants up, curled up, with an extremely painful expression on his face, even tears streaming down his face, looking at him pitifully: "You, you lie! This thing It’s not convenient at all, it hurts me! I don’t want to use it anymore!”

"It hurts? How is it possible... What the hell did you do!"

"It just hurts! Didn't I stick it on my butt as you said... and it was very uncomfortable, so I took it off! As a result... just..."

Zhou Bupo widened his eyes, and looked at the piece of sanitary napkin that fell on the ground, with several black fine hairs stuck to the back.

My goodness, this guy must have posted it backwards, right?

Imagining such an explosive scene, Zhou Bupo couldn't help but burst out laughing in an instant. He leaned forward and backward with an imageless laugh, and almost died. Is this country bumpkin a fool? !Put the glued side on your ass?Does it hurt when you tear it off? "

Seeing that he was laughing at herself, Lan Shan yelled shamefully and angrily: "What are you laughing at! It's not you who let me use this thing!"

"Hahahaha~~ I can't do it, I can't do it! It's so funny...hahahaha~~" Zhou Bupo held the door with a smile, covered his stomach and waved at him, "...why...how can you be like this Interesting guy...hahahaha~~ This is the first time I've seen him in this life...I'm dying of laughter!"

Are you having fun?Lan Shan didn't understand what Zhou Bupo meant, but since they met, it was the first time Lan Shan saw Zhou Bupo smiling so happily. When he met Zhou Bupo in the hospital, he thought Zhou Bupo was very good-looking, even if he was a part-time worker. There are so many customers in the place every day, but it is difficult to see a man as handsome and beautiful as him, but he has a good face, which is always fierce, making people afraid to get close to him, but now the appearance of smiling suddenly becomes approachable There are so many, people can't help but want to see more for a while.

Actually, Zhou Bupo hadn’t laughed like this for a long time since he came to City C. He stopped, walked up to Lan Shan, took out another sanitary napkin, shook his head and sighed: “Fool, what a person at such an age I don’t know how to use my brain, this thing doesn’t work like that.”

After knowing the correct usage of sanitary napkins, Lan Shan was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole in the ground to burrow in. It was really embarrassing. She thought she would be scolded for being so stupid, but it seemed that Zhou Bupo was in a good mood. Instead of getting angry, she taught him how to use it softly, even Lan Shan stared at him with wide eyes in surprise.

Fair skin, flawless facial features, even thicker eyelashes than ordinary people, and clean hands, the usual permeating hostility is gone from the whole body, and the face is soft and peaceful, Lan Shan really thinks It's strange, she looks a hundred times better when she's not losing her temper, why must Zhou Bupo be so fierce?