Deskmate, wake up
Chapter 18
Teacher Mao didn't make a sound for a long time.
Showing his teeth, Zhou You smiled and threw away the stick. The two brothers stretched out their arms to embrace Teacher Mao: "I'm just kidding, teacher. If the teacher likes my stick technique, I can go to the teacher's house to perform it."
"No...no..." Teacher Mao refused.
"A few of our good buddies came out to play together, the barbecue stalls were set up over there, and a fish was caught." Zhou You led the people in and walked in, and the people around stepped aside, "Student Chen Chunyu! "
"What are you doing!" A boy in an old man's vest who was squatting by the barbecue grill stood up.
"Is the carbon burning?" Zhou You shouted, "Give our teacher a whole fish!"
"Fish!" Chen Chunyu turned around and shouted.
"Here!" Xiao Kai came over with the fish.
"Go kill it, how can it be roasted alive!" Chen Chunyu frowned at him.
Xiao Kai nodded hurriedly, turned around and took the fish to the water's edge to deal with it.
"Look, teacher, what a united and friendly classmate!" Zhou You looked around, then turned to look at him with a puzzled expression, "Mr. Mao, what did you just say you were going to tell the principal?"
"No... nothing..." Teacher Mao pretended to be stupid.
He can also see that this is because he came over suddenly and made an own goal.
The barbecue grill is on the left, and the people who write papers in the open air are on the right.
There is also a group of people poking fish with sticks by the lake.
"Teacher, eat some fish later?" Zhou You warmly invited.
"No need, I'm here to go fishing." Teacher Mao looked around, saw no danger, and told several familiar students around him to be careful.
He carried his own fishing bucket and walked away.
"This teacher is not bad, but he is too twisted, and his teaching style is tough and rough. Not many people like him." Zhuang Qian came over and whispered to Zhou You, "It is rumored that he was poached from Shi No. [-] by our principal. He came here. Actually no, he was reported for corporal punishment of students, and our principal and he were classmates in junior high school, so we brought him here after setting the rules."
"Actually." A boy in the class came over, "A girl in our class said this. This teacher didn't punish a student physically, but he offended a student."
"Look at the chalk he threw, like a pea shooter." Zhuang Qian shrugged, "I don't want to offend people."
Zhou You was not interested in these things, he turned his head and shouted: "Sister! Where are you going to stay!"
"Get out!" Tong Tong twisted the direction with the paper.
"Sisters are here!" Zhou You rushed over in two or three steps, threw himself on the ground, and directly pressed the person to the ground.
"There's something wrong with you!" Tong Tong was pressed and couldn't be pushed away, furious.
"Hey, it hurts." Zhou You said in a low voice.
"Pretend to be a fart." Tong Tong glared at him.
"I twisted my arm when I was playing with a stick just now." Zhou You said pitifully, "It hurts so much now."
Tong Tong didn't move, frowned, suppressed his anger, and suggested in a low voice: "Get up, I'll help you look."
"Actually, it's not a twisted arm." Zhou You said again.
"I have to get up to see where I screwed up." Tong Tong's patience gradually disappeared.
"Ass." Zhou You whispered, "Look at it?"
Tong Tong gritted her teeth and kicked him on the leg angrily, knocking him over and getting up.
Then, before Zhou You got up, he kicked his ass, angrily: "Screw your uncle's ass! Screw your uncle's ass! Did you just play with a stick with your ass!"
Seeing that there was a fight here, everyone hurried over to pull people away.
After pulling away, Tong Tong started a unilateral cold war with everyone.
The specific method is to sit in the farthest place and write the paper.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou You approached with the first grilled fish, and was scolded a few times.
Tong Tong announces the end of the Cold War.
Holding the paper awkwardly, he sat in the crowd.
These more than 40 young men made noise from seven o'clock in the morning to one o'clock in the afternoon.
The fish is caught and roasted, and the fish is roasted and caught.
Finally until everyone is full.
This appalling and cruel fight was officially bid farewell.
It was already two o'clock in the afternoon when Tong Tong and Zhou You returned home.
Tong Tong looked up at the narrow stairs in front of him, looked back at Zhou You who was carrying a military bag, and stretched out his hand to pull his bag, "I'll help you."
"Don't be too busy, I'll carry you up later when you're too busy." Zhou You dodged his hand holding the bag, and urged with a smile, "Hurry up and climb up."
Seeing that his face wasn't red and he wasn't panting, Tong Tong didn't insist, so he quickened his pace and walked forward.
In fact, he has been thinking about how to fall in love these days.
He has never had a crush on anyone since he grew up, so he uses a large number of social cases to judge and screen.
The subjects of social case observation are girls who have had a crush on him wave after wave since he was in kindergarten.
He made a collection of ways that many girls secretly fell in love with him.
In the end, it was divided into two large units, one ideological and the other material.
Ideologically, I care silently, say good morning, good night, if you are well, it will be sunny and so on.
Material things are love letters, breakfast, drinks and snacks, cuckolds and so on.
"Cough..." Zhou You coughed behind him.
When Tong Tong heard the cough, he immediately cheered up 12 points.
"Are you still recovering from your cold?" Tong Tong pretended not to care too much and asked.
"Okay." Zhou You replied, "It's just that my throat is still a little uncomfortable."
Tong Tong racked his brains for a while, and awkwardly choked out four words: "More... drink more hot water."
"I don't have a hot water bottle at home." After Zhou You answered, he suddenly realized, "No wonder I said that I drink cold water these days."
Tong Tong: "..."
"I'm just kidding you." Zhou You smiled and explained, "The house upstairs kept dripping water. I went up there and they said it was a child who splashed it. The child was beaten and cried, so I didn't say much. Yes. The water hasn’t stopped for the past two days, and I’ve been sleeping in the living room, so I’m too embarrassed to go up and ask again.”
Zhou You is actually not embarrassed, there is nothing he is embarrassed about.
He was just afraid that the family would rely on the little boy again, scolding and beating him, how pitiful.
If he is a fool, if he believes that the water is splashed by a child, can the child still stand there and splash the water all day long?
It's just that the floor at home is cracked and I don't want to repair it.
"Would you like to sleep here today?" Tong Tong suggested in a low voice, "Anyway, I'm empty, so don't be shy, I'll accompany you up to find them tomorrow, and make it clear."
"Okay." Zhou You smiled and nodded in agreement.
Then he put the military bag he was carrying back into the house and entered Tong Tong's house.
Tong Tong poured a cup of hot water and handed it over.
Zhou You took a sip: "Sweet?"
"I added honey, isn't your throat uncomfortable?" Tong Tong looked at the book in his hand and said inadvertently, the ear on the other side turned red quietly.
"You're not feeling right today." Zhou You turned to look at him.
Tong Tong was nervous for a while, wondering if this would be noticed.
Is it still called secret love after seeing it?
"Let's talk." Zhou You put down the cup.
What... is he going to confess...
frankly what to say...
Frankly speaking, does he have a crush on Zhou You?It's too embarrassing, he hasn't prepared himself mentally yet.
"If you don't say yes, then I'll guess..." Zhou You said as he approached him.
Zhou You put one hand on the edge of the sofa, blocking Tong Tong's movement of getting up and leaving.
Tong Tong was squeezed into the corner of the sofa, the book in his hand was tightly squeezed, and his voice was trembling: "Guess...guess...guess what..."
"Do you think I'm very handsome today..." Zhou Youlian suddenly moved closer.
Tong Tong's heart skipped a beat.
It's over... I was really discovered... What should I do... Do I want him to take advantage of the situation and confess Bai...
"Is it because my heart is beating very fast now..." Zhou You said again, and the smile on the corner of his mouth widened.
Tong Tong closed his eyes.
"Do you feel that you are in love with me..." Zhou You approached again.
"No!" Tong Tong was frightened and opened her eyes suddenly.
"Nonsense." Zhou You squinted at him with a confident expression, "I guessed it all."
"actually, I--"
"Coveted my stick technique all the way." Zhou You interrupted him solemnly.
"What?" Tong Tong was shocked.
"Don't feel that you can't save face. When I was grilling fish just now, several boys asked me to teach them how to play the stick. You are not the only one." Zhou You laughed twice, "I think you wanted to say something to me at that time , so many people are embarrassed, right?"
Tong Tong: "..."
"I don't teach them." Zhou You elbowed him, and blinked affectionately, "I only pass it on to you."
Tong Tong: "..."
I thank you.
Tong Tong began to recall his actions and words.
It's his crush, isn't it?
Obviously not.
If it's Zhou You, it's a xxx.
After scolding in his head, Tong Tong felt much more comfortable.
Zhou You slept in Tong Tong's upper bunk again that night, and Tong Tong started a unilateral cold war again.
Zhou You said that he didn't notice it at all and didn't care, he leaned over sticky, was very happy to be kicked away, climbed into bed and fell asleep.
Until the next day, the two went upstairs together to ask about dripping water.
But after knocking on the door for a long time, no one came to open the door. The two of them waited at the door for a long time and found no one in the house, so they had to come down again.
And there was no water leakage in the bedroom that I traveled that day.
This matter is over.
After thinking over and over again over the weekend, Tong Tong felt that since he couldn't understand it by wandering around in his mind, he would use more straightforward things.
So Tong Tong decided to quietly deliver breakfast to Zhou You.
Monday, early in the morning.
Tong Tong deliberately didn't wait for Zhou You, and got up early, bought a breakfast and put it in the Zhou You draw.
Afraid that it would not be obvious enough, Tong Tong squeezed the round buns inside into a heart shape.
Almost two-thirds of the people in the classroom came before Zhou You entered the classroom.
"Why didn't you call me today?" Zhou You stood in front of his desk and looked at him with a resentful face, "Are you still a sister?"
"Ah... I... I forgot." Tong Tong nervously and cautiously glanced at his drawer, and promised to call him next time.
Only then did Zhou You sit down satisfied, and hung up his schoolbag.
I fumbled in the drawer, and was about to take the book, but found something warm, and took it out to have a look: "Hey! Which stinky and shameless thing can't be eaten, just throw it here?"
Tong Tong: "..."
"You can't throw it in my drawer if you don't eat it. It's a waste of food and hurts the friendship of classmates." Zhou You opened the plastic bag and said with a look of disgust, "Why did you squeeze the buns into a pile of shit?"
Tong Tong: "..."
Zhou You laughed for a long time by himself hahaha, "Sister, come over and take a look, this bun looks more and more like a lump—"
Tong Tong stood up abruptly, and took off his school uniform jacket with a raised hand.
Zhou You was stunned.
next second.
Tong Tong had a ferocious expression, he broke Zhou You's head with one hand, and stuffed the school uniform jacket into his mouth with the other hand.
Showing his teeth, Zhou You smiled and threw away the stick. The two brothers stretched out their arms to embrace Teacher Mao: "I'm just kidding, teacher. If the teacher likes my stick technique, I can go to the teacher's house to perform it."
"No...no..." Teacher Mao refused.
"A few of our good buddies came out to play together, the barbecue stalls were set up over there, and a fish was caught." Zhou You led the people in and walked in, and the people around stepped aside, "Student Chen Chunyu! "
"What are you doing!" A boy in an old man's vest who was squatting by the barbecue grill stood up.
"Is the carbon burning?" Zhou You shouted, "Give our teacher a whole fish!"
"Fish!" Chen Chunyu turned around and shouted.
"Here!" Xiao Kai came over with the fish.
"Go kill it, how can it be roasted alive!" Chen Chunyu frowned at him.
Xiao Kai nodded hurriedly, turned around and took the fish to the water's edge to deal with it.
"Look, teacher, what a united and friendly classmate!" Zhou You looked around, then turned to look at him with a puzzled expression, "Mr. Mao, what did you just say you were going to tell the principal?"
"No... nothing..." Teacher Mao pretended to be stupid.
He can also see that this is because he came over suddenly and made an own goal.
The barbecue grill is on the left, and the people who write papers in the open air are on the right.
There is also a group of people poking fish with sticks by the lake.
"Teacher, eat some fish later?" Zhou You warmly invited.
"No need, I'm here to go fishing." Teacher Mao looked around, saw no danger, and told several familiar students around him to be careful.
He carried his own fishing bucket and walked away.
"This teacher is not bad, but he is too twisted, and his teaching style is tough and rough. Not many people like him." Zhuang Qian came over and whispered to Zhou You, "It is rumored that he was poached from Shi No. [-] by our principal. He came here. Actually no, he was reported for corporal punishment of students, and our principal and he were classmates in junior high school, so we brought him here after setting the rules."
"Actually." A boy in the class came over, "A girl in our class said this. This teacher didn't punish a student physically, but he offended a student."
"Look at the chalk he threw, like a pea shooter." Zhuang Qian shrugged, "I don't want to offend people."
Zhou You was not interested in these things, he turned his head and shouted: "Sister! Where are you going to stay!"
"Get out!" Tong Tong twisted the direction with the paper.
"Sisters are here!" Zhou You rushed over in two or three steps, threw himself on the ground, and directly pressed the person to the ground.
"There's something wrong with you!" Tong Tong was pressed and couldn't be pushed away, furious.
"Hey, it hurts." Zhou You said in a low voice.
"Pretend to be a fart." Tong Tong glared at him.
"I twisted my arm when I was playing with a stick just now." Zhou You said pitifully, "It hurts so much now."
Tong Tong didn't move, frowned, suppressed his anger, and suggested in a low voice: "Get up, I'll help you look."
"Actually, it's not a twisted arm." Zhou You said again.
"I have to get up to see where I screwed up." Tong Tong's patience gradually disappeared.
"Ass." Zhou You whispered, "Look at it?"
Tong Tong gritted her teeth and kicked him on the leg angrily, knocking him over and getting up.
Then, before Zhou You got up, he kicked his ass, angrily: "Screw your uncle's ass! Screw your uncle's ass! Did you just play with a stick with your ass!"
Seeing that there was a fight here, everyone hurried over to pull people away.
After pulling away, Tong Tong started a unilateral cold war with everyone.
The specific method is to sit in the farthest place and write the paper.
Twenty minutes later, Zhou You approached with the first grilled fish, and was scolded a few times.
Tong Tong announces the end of the Cold War.
Holding the paper awkwardly, he sat in the crowd.
These more than 40 young men made noise from seven o'clock in the morning to one o'clock in the afternoon.
The fish is caught and roasted, and the fish is roasted and caught.
Finally until everyone is full.
This appalling and cruel fight was officially bid farewell.
It was already two o'clock in the afternoon when Tong Tong and Zhou You returned home.
Tong Tong looked up at the narrow stairs in front of him, looked back at Zhou You who was carrying a military bag, and stretched out his hand to pull his bag, "I'll help you."
"Don't be too busy, I'll carry you up later when you're too busy." Zhou You dodged his hand holding the bag, and urged with a smile, "Hurry up and climb up."
Seeing that his face wasn't red and he wasn't panting, Tong Tong didn't insist, so he quickened his pace and walked forward.
In fact, he has been thinking about how to fall in love these days.
He has never had a crush on anyone since he grew up, so he uses a large number of social cases to judge and screen.
The subjects of social case observation are girls who have had a crush on him wave after wave since he was in kindergarten.
He made a collection of ways that many girls secretly fell in love with him.
In the end, it was divided into two large units, one ideological and the other material.
Ideologically, I care silently, say good morning, good night, if you are well, it will be sunny and so on.
Material things are love letters, breakfast, drinks and snacks, cuckolds and so on.
"Cough..." Zhou You coughed behind him.
When Tong Tong heard the cough, he immediately cheered up 12 points.
"Are you still recovering from your cold?" Tong Tong pretended not to care too much and asked.
"Okay." Zhou You replied, "It's just that my throat is still a little uncomfortable."
Tong Tong racked his brains for a while, and awkwardly choked out four words: "More... drink more hot water."
"I don't have a hot water bottle at home." After Zhou You answered, he suddenly realized, "No wonder I said that I drink cold water these days."
Tong Tong: "..."
"I'm just kidding you." Zhou You smiled and explained, "The house upstairs kept dripping water. I went up there and they said it was a child who splashed it. The child was beaten and cried, so I didn't say much. Yes. The water hasn’t stopped for the past two days, and I’ve been sleeping in the living room, so I’m too embarrassed to go up and ask again.”
Zhou You is actually not embarrassed, there is nothing he is embarrassed about.
He was just afraid that the family would rely on the little boy again, scolding and beating him, how pitiful.
If he is a fool, if he believes that the water is splashed by a child, can the child still stand there and splash the water all day long?
It's just that the floor at home is cracked and I don't want to repair it.
"Would you like to sleep here today?" Tong Tong suggested in a low voice, "Anyway, I'm empty, so don't be shy, I'll accompany you up to find them tomorrow, and make it clear."
"Okay." Zhou You smiled and nodded in agreement.
Then he put the military bag he was carrying back into the house and entered Tong Tong's house.
Tong Tong poured a cup of hot water and handed it over.
Zhou You took a sip: "Sweet?"
"I added honey, isn't your throat uncomfortable?" Tong Tong looked at the book in his hand and said inadvertently, the ear on the other side turned red quietly.
"You're not feeling right today." Zhou You turned to look at him.
Tong Tong was nervous for a while, wondering if this would be noticed.
Is it still called secret love after seeing it?
"Let's talk." Zhou You put down the cup.
What... is he going to confess...
frankly what to say...
Frankly speaking, does he have a crush on Zhou You?It's too embarrassing, he hasn't prepared himself mentally yet.
"If you don't say yes, then I'll guess..." Zhou You said as he approached him.
Zhou You put one hand on the edge of the sofa, blocking Tong Tong's movement of getting up and leaving.
Tong Tong was squeezed into the corner of the sofa, the book in his hand was tightly squeezed, and his voice was trembling: "Guess...guess...guess what..."
"Do you think I'm very handsome today..." Zhou Youlian suddenly moved closer.
Tong Tong's heart skipped a beat.
It's over... I was really discovered... What should I do... Do I want him to take advantage of the situation and confess Bai...
"Is it because my heart is beating very fast now..." Zhou You said again, and the smile on the corner of his mouth widened.
Tong Tong closed his eyes.
"Do you feel that you are in love with me..." Zhou You approached again.
"No!" Tong Tong was frightened and opened her eyes suddenly.
"Nonsense." Zhou You squinted at him with a confident expression, "I guessed it all."
"actually, I--"
"Coveted my stick technique all the way." Zhou You interrupted him solemnly.
"What?" Tong Tong was shocked.
"Don't feel that you can't save face. When I was grilling fish just now, several boys asked me to teach them how to play the stick. You are not the only one." Zhou You laughed twice, "I think you wanted to say something to me at that time , so many people are embarrassed, right?"
Tong Tong: "..."
"I don't teach them." Zhou You elbowed him, and blinked affectionately, "I only pass it on to you."
Tong Tong: "..."
I thank you.
Tong Tong began to recall his actions and words.
It's his crush, isn't it?
Obviously not.
If it's Zhou You, it's a xxx.
After scolding in his head, Tong Tong felt much more comfortable.
Zhou You slept in Tong Tong's upper bunk again that night, and Tong Tong started a unilateral cold war again.
Zhou You said that he didn't notice it at all and didn't care, he leaned over sticky, was very happy to be kicked away, climbed into bed and fell asleep.
Until the next day, the two went upstairs together to ask about dripping water.
But after knocking on the door for a long time, no one came to open the door. The two of them waited at the door for a long time and found no one in the house, so they had to come down again.
And there was no water leakage in the bedroom that I traveled that day.
This matter is over.
After thinking over and over again over the weekend, Tong Tong felt that since he couldn't understand it by wandering around in his mind, he would use more straightforward things.
So Tong Tong decided to quietly deliver breakfast to Zhou You.
Monday, early in the morning.
Tong Tong deliberately didn't wait for Zhou You, and got up early, bought a breakfast and put it in the Zhou You draw.
Afraid that it would not be obvious enough, Tong Tong squeezed the round buns inside into a heart shape.
Almost two-thirds of the people in the classroom came before Zhou You entered the classroom.
"Why didn't you call me today?" Zhou You stood in front of his desk and looked at him with a resentful face, "Are you still a sister?"
"Ah... I... I forgot." Tong Tong nervously and cautiously glanced at his drawer, and promised to call him next time.
Only then did Zhou You sit down satisfied, and hung up his schoolbag.
I fumbled in the drawer, and was about to take the book, but found something warm, and took it out to have a look: "Hey! Which stinky and shameless thing can't be eaten, just throw it here?"
Tong Tong: "..."
"You can't throw it in my drawer if you don't eat it. It's a waste of food and hurts the friendship of classmates." Zhou You opened the plastic bag and said with a look of disgust, "Why did you squeeze the buns into a pile of shit?"
Tong Tong: "..."
Zhou You laughed for a long time by himself hahaha, "Sister, come over and take a look, this bun looks more and more like a lump—"
Tong Tong stood up abruptly, and took off his school uniform jacket with a raised hand.
Zhou You was stunned.
next second.
Tong Tong had a ferocious expression, he broke Zhou You's head with one hand, and stuffed the school uniform jacket into his mouth with the other hand.
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