mad dog plus three

Jiasan smelled the aroma of food, struggled to get up, and staggered like a wandering spirit to the fire, staring straight at the unknown grilled food on the shelf.

Niao Ya called happily: "You woke up? That's great. You fell asleep for a day!"

Jiasan's chaotic brain is temporarily unable to accept external information.All he has on his mind right now is food!food!

One hand grabbed the unknown grilled object, and with a swipe of the sharp claws, the unknown object became several pieces, bursting out with a stronger food aroma.

In fact, the aroma is not that strong, but it’s just that I have been hungry for too long, and I feel very fragrant even if I smell a little bit of food.

A lot of saliva is secreted, and it is about to drip out of the corners of the mouth.

There was a small plate on the ground in front of Jiasan, and a small piece of the unknown food was placed in the center of the plate.

"Eat." Reynolds, the monster who turned back into a human form, divided the food and said very simply.

Jia San squatted on the ground, grabbed the food on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

Ugh, good job!After eating it, I realized how unpalatable this unknown food is. It has the same aroma as roasted sweet potatoes, but it tastes like wood dregs in my mouth.

Jiasan swallowed it a few times, but couldn't swallow it, and was so miserable that he opened his mouth to cry.

Lei Nuo, who was standing in front of the workbench and putting together something, saw him like this, and realized once again how weak and difficult this newcomer who insisted on coming back with him was.

"You can't even eat this, just wait to starve to death." Renault can provide precious food, which is good, of course, it does not include improving the taste of food.

I haven't seen the other guys he raised are eating with gusto.

A row of grotesque creatures squatted beside the fire. It wasn't that their bodies seemed to have been put together by Frankenstein, but their species were still obvious, or they were all mutilated.

For example, a wolf that eats food the most violently has only the left half of its body, and the right half of its body is gone. Fortunately, only the left half of its body is left to maintain balance.

Another creature that looked like an antelope, missing an eye and tail, and a hoof, but was much better than a wolf.

There is also a tree man, and this tree man only has a stump left. If its roots hadn't suddenly stretched out and pulled out a stone man next to it, Jiasan would have thought it was a dead wooden stump used as a bench.

The rest is the stone man. The stone man's body, limbs and head are all there, as well as eyes and mouth. go up.

Jiasan was fully awake, and regardless of hygiene, he opened his mouth and spit out all the food in his mouth into the plate. Some of the food stuck to the mucous membrane of his mouth, he picked it out with his hands.

At this time, he didn't care about his face and uglyness. If he really ate this wooden dregs, he would die from constipation if he didn't choke to death. Before that, his throat would first be tested by blood.

Nen Ya called out distressedly: "Don't throw up, if I knew you wouldn't eat it, I would have given it to me."

It didn't get any food, and since Jiasan passed out, it didn't get any water, and it didn't dare to ask Lei Nuo for it.In Renault's eyes, it probably belongs to Jiasan's appendage and should be raised by Jiasan.

"Head, where did you pick this up, disgusting child." The antelope's voice was nice, the so-called magnetic voice, but the tone was particularly bad.

Reynolds watched the child spit the food back onto the plate, and he only took one look and didn't want to take a second look.

"He can make clear water." Reynolds said.

Jiasan was throwing a water polo into his mouth at this moment to wash away the hard-working mucous membranes of his mouth and throat.

A few antelopes, those with heads looked up at the child. The antelope was overjoyed to see that the child really produced water, and ordered the child directly: "Quick, get a can of water out first!"

The root of the wooden stake sticks out, and there is an extra pot in front of Jiasan.

Jia Sanben wanted a jar, but seeing that the jar really appeared, he was not polite, took it and threw several water balloons into it.

Just as the monsters cheered softly, and the tree root wanted to take back the pot, Jiasan did something that was particularly frenzied and made the monsters angry: he spit out the wood dregs at the fastest speed. It's all poured into that jar!

Incomplete monsters: "..."

A smile flashed in Renault's eyes.Little guy who doesn’t suffer, but this way he can live longer. The troubles he raises are not kind people. They won’t bully you if you are easy to bully. On the contrary, the easier you are to bully, the more they will occupy you Cheap.

Jiasan rubbed the corners of his eyes and flicked into the jar.

Mutilated Monster and Raynor: Evil!

The antelope shouted to Lei Nuo at that time: "Head, what is this thing you picked up this time? It's too vicious, too dirty, and so careless! I want to supervise the clean water he gets out every time, so that he doesn't throw any mess in it. thing."

"Second, the antelope is busy, I will supervise." The stone man said in a low voice.

The stump didn't speak, but he waved the roots to show that he was also willing to take on this task.

Only half of the wolf pouted with its big mouth, swallowing and digesting the wood dross hard.

Renault ignored them, these guys just wanted to guard themselves.

Jiasan also ignored the evaluation of those incomplete monsters. He poured the wood dregs into the pitcher, added today's new super monosodium glutamate, asked Lei Nuo for a spoon, and stirred vigorously.

Reynolds said that in the future, the pot and spoon will belong to his personal belongings, and the related expenses will be deducted from his remuneration.

Jiasan turned a deaf ear and kept stirring until the wood dross and water were thoroughly mixed into a relatively viscous liquid food, and then the crock was put on the fire.

The antelope felt distressed and cried out: "What a waste!"

Renault felt that it was necessary for him to stipulate that the children must provide them with two cans of water every day, lest he use them indiscriminately, but in the end he could not provide them with the clean water they need most.

suddenly!The half wolf was the first to change from squatting to standing up, and the wolf on the left fixed its eyes on the crock on the fire.

After a while, steam came out of the earthen pot, and the antelope also let out a cry of surprise.

The stone man and the stump were slower to react, and it took about as long as the shoot to express their desire for food in the crock.I don't know where their olfactory system came from?

There is an invisible thing lying on the workbench in front of Renault, but Renault seems to be able to see it, and he is repairing it with some weird tools. It is a pity that his sense of smell is almost non-existent, and he was the last one to find out. The food made seems particularly tempting - from the behavior of the other monsters.

It was the first time that the antelope could secrete so much saliva after being revived in this world, and after sucking it up, he muttered: "Fortunately, the head has wrapped his residence with his magic power, otherwise it would be okay if the fragrance leaked out? "

Renault looked at the crock pot, "Very fragrant?"

Several incomplete monsters and Niao Ya nodded vigorously.Super fragrant!It is very delicious when you smell it, do you really want to eat it?

Add three while heating, while still stirring, to ensure that it will not stick to the bottom.

And as he stirred, the indescribable food aroma became stronger and stronger, making those who thought he was unhygienic almost overwhelmed their nausea.

If these few hadn't seen the raw materials of Jiasan's can of food with their own eyes, they would have gone up to snatch it, and now they are just mentally unable to pass.

Jiasan saw that the liquid food in the crock was bubbling and bubbling, gradually becoming viscous, and it didn't look so woody anymore, so he scooped up a little and tasted it.

I don’t know if it’s because of the addition of enough water, or because of the super MSG effect. The wood residue from before now feels smooth and fragrant in the mouth. The taste is not so good, but compared to the one mixed with wheat bran The taste of wheat flour paste is even better.

Maybe this kind of food needs a lot of water to cook?Jiasan thought about it, blew on it, and swallowed half a spoonful of the paste into his throat intoxicated.

Gudong!Coincidentally, all the creatures present, including Renault, made a swallowing motion.

The young buds are buzzing, which means that it does not dislike its partner, and it is willing to eat the saliva of the little friend!

All the monsters despise it together, but...they want to eat it too!

Jiasan was curious about how Niaoya could eat porridge as a plant. Niaoya said that this was not a problem at all, so he asked Jiasan to scoop up a spoonful and put it on the plate, and then put it on the porridge.

Add three to do the same, and then you will see the buttocks of the sprouts...the porridge under the root stones will become less and less until they all disappear.

Niao Ya let out a blissful beeping sound, and asked happily in a small voice: "Master, I want more~"

This shameless, in order to eat, even the owner called out!All the disabled monsters looked down on this stone race, and wanted to crush it!

Lei Nuo saw that Jiasan and Niaoya were eating without raising their heads, while his poor subordinates were all staring at them enjoying the food with complicated expressions, their eyes and expressions were almost pitiful.

Although he didn't know how delicious that can of food was, Renault couldn't let those few just watch it like this, which was not conducive to unity.

A finger with abnormally long knuckles poked the child, "Get two cans of clean water, and boil another two cans."

In front of Jiasan, there were two more jars and an unknown food just now.

Jia San was taken aback because he finished a jar of porridge before he was willing to put down the jar.

After touching his stomach, he was so hungry that warm, digestible food entered his stomach, and his brain released pleasant information, and he thought of serving others.

"Boss, what's this called?" Jiasan picked up the irregular lumpy rhizome food on the ground.

Reynolds kept his eyes on the countertop, and replied, "Stone Potato."

Jiasan was very curious about what he was doing, but as a newcomer, it was not easy to inquire too much, so he asked again: "Do you usually bake and eat like just now?"

Lei Nuo carefully tapped on the empty object with a tool like a pen, and a flash of lightning flashed: "Yes. It's too hard to eat raw, and it's easier to eat roasted."

After hearing this, Jiasan wanted to take a bite, so he opened his mouth and took a bite.

Crack!Fortunately, he was mentally prepared and didn't use too much force, otherwise his teeth would definitely bleed.

"Bah bah!" Not only was it hard, but he also ate a mouthful of dust.

No wonder he didn't see it, the potato looked like a stone, who knew if it was its skin or covered in dust.

There was laughter all around, and the antelope laughed the loudest.

Jiasan also laughed, and said to Renault: "Boss, when will the fair contract be signed?"

Renault was distracted: "Anytime."

"Okay. Now then..."

"Wait, cook first! Don't you feel guilty for letting everyone go hungry when you are full?" the antelope cried.

Is Jiasan a person who will suffer?He only looked at Renault, "Our fair contract doesn't include that I have to be a cook. I can have one more function, but my cooking skills are very expensive."

The last four words, adding three to emphasize the tone.

"You know how to cook?" Renault put down the tools in his hands and raised his head, his eyes seemed to be very happy?

Add three nods, pretending to be a chef if you are not a chef: "Yes. I am a family handed down craftsmanship. It is said that our ancestors served as the imperial chef for Emperor Xia long ago, and later ancestors also served the emperor. , passed it to me, although it has declined a lot, but the taste I can guarantee that all the tastes I have tasted are good!"

With super MSG, of course he dared to pat his chest.Didn’t you see him cook all the wood dregs into smooth and delicious oatmeal and sweet potato porridge?

Although Raynor turned into a human form, it was just as scary, but it was much more normal than his monster form. At least his facial features could still see traces of humans, but the exposed skin was covered with scales and horny layers. What is hidden, plus three can not see.

Now Renault's eyes, which are no different from those of humans, reveal a trace of indescribable weirdness, "Have you ever worked as a cook for the Great Emperor? Do you know the other party's name?"

Adding three hands, "It's all said to be ancestors, who knows which ancestor it is."

The antelope pouted, "Your ancestors were good at cooking, but it doesn't mean you are also good."

Jiasan immediately hit back: "Then don't eat what I made."

The antelope glared at his only eye: "You son of a bitch! No wonder you were thrown here, your family must hate you!"

Jiasan hehe: "Idiot Antelope, my family really likes me, you must have been abandoned by your family, that's why everyone thinks you are hated by your family, how pitiful!"

The antelope... suddenly laughed, and turned to ask Lei Nuo: "Boss, where did you pick up this kid? Look at this kid's bastard, maybe his ancestors really messed with the emperor."

Lei Nuo only said: "Do you still want to have a good cook?"

The antelope immediately shut up.The wooden stake stretched out the root of the tree and whipped him harshly, but the antelope endured it.

Lei Nuo began to negotiate terms with Jiasan: "Change [-] to [-], and you will be responsible for the cook's work in the future."

Jiasan didn't immediately agree, but asked instead: "The commission for cooking for one person is different from the commission for cooking for many people. How many servings do I need to be responsible for?"

He used to think that there was only one big monster, but he didn't expect that he also had a bunch of broken little monsters. Jiasan didn't regret his choice - this is more proof of the monster's character, following a loving and righteous person who will take care of his subordinates , it's better than being with an idiot boss who is ruthless and cruel and uses his subordinates as tools, but he doesn't want to end up having to deal with pots and pans every day in the future, he is a man who wants to learn magic!

Renault said indifferently: "I don't care, you just cook it for them. Now you only need to be responsible for these four portions, and the price will be adjusted when there are more people in the future. I will specify this in the contract."

Adding three thoughts, does this mean that the other party still has many subordinates in other places, or is he planning to recruit more younger brothers in the future?But why is his younger brother so weak and sick?I always feel that the amount of information in this sentence is huge.

Jiasan didn't want to reduce his time of learning magic just for a little magic crystal, so before signing the contract, he decided to spread out all the things that should be said.

"If I want to leave here, I must have enough time to learn magic and practice. For this reason, I can't be your full-time chef, and I can't stay by your side every day to provide you with water. At most, I can help you when I have time. Make a hot meal."

Without waiting for others to express their opinions, Jiasan has already proposed a plan: "In this regard, my personal suggestion is that I will provide you with a certain amount of water and semi-finished food on a regular basis, and every time you provide it, you, the boss, will settle the bill with me. I usually don't bother you with anything, unless I'm in danger. Of course, you need to disclose to the outside world that I'm already under your cover. So, do you think it's okay?"

Renault looked at Jiasan, and quickly analyzed the opponent's character.This is a type of subordinate that the boss doesn't like very much. He seems to be flattering to you, but in fact he doesn't think that there is a distinction between you and him.Such a person is suitable to be a boss and a lone ranger. If he is a subordinate, he is also a real subordinate who controls the boss in turn.

The advantage is that such subordinates are extremely independent, and their work ability is better than ordinary people, and they will not immediately throw the blame if there is trouble, but find a way to solve it by themselves.

The disadvantage is that you can't use him well, and if you can't convince him, he will probably abandon you without hesitation.If you treat him badly, it is not uncommon for the next criminal to bite you hard.

But what kind of person in Renault has never seen or used it?Everyone has his strengths, and also has a way to appease, it just depends on how you use it.

"Yes. They don't need to eat every day, they also need to absorb magic power and improve their abilities. You don't have to stay by my side all the time, and neither do I. From now on, you only need to provide me with a certain amount of water and semi-finished products on a regular basis Food is enough. The price of a can of water is calculated according to ten magic crystals, and you will be divided into [-]%. You must provide at least [-] cans of water and four cans of semi-finished food every ten days. The food raw materials will be provided by me. For each additional ten cans For water, just add [-]% until you and I are divided into ratios and exchanged.

In addition, I have storage boxes in the mission halls of each city. When we are separated, you can put the prescribed water and food into the storage boxes. I will also put the magic crystals in the boxes accordingly. More and less. Part of it will be added in the next settlement. "

Hearing that Lei Nuo agreed to his proposal without hesitation, Jia Sangeng felt that he had made the right choice. This big monster was indeed a natural boss with a big heart, and he was very good at motivating his subordinates.

The antelopes were not surprised that Lei Nuo agreed to the child's proposal. What kind of person is their boss, why would they deliberately embarrass a child?

The matter was settled, and in order to show that Lei Nuo's contribution was valuable, Jiasan immediately got out two cans of water and boiled the potato porridge again.He also directed Raynor to peel off the skin of the potato.

Before Lei Nuo could make a move, the stump had already reached the stone potato with its roots, rubbed it on the stone man a few times, and immediately rubbed off the hard skin of the stone potato.

Add three hahaha, took the clean stone potato and wanted to cut it into small pieces, and borrowed a knife from Renault.

With a flash of Renault's fingertips, the two stone potatoes turned into very fine pieces.

Plus three for satisfaction.

Renault couldn't help reaching out and patting the child's head.

The antelope sighed: Sure enough, the ignorant are fearless!

Tender Sprout has not made a sound since it started absorbing the stone potato porridge, and no one knows how excited it is at this moment.

It, it actually advanced!

Not growing up, but advancing in strength.For the stone race, this is more exciting than the result, because they can't have an extra ability until the result, but now it is still in its infancy, and it has that ability!

This ability is very important to the stone race, which is related to whether they can pass on their families - their fruits are not their seeds. To some extent, the way their stone race propagates their offspring is more like fungi.

And once it can spread the spores, its news will be more informed. No matter how far apart it is from its spores, even if it is placed in an isolation formation, there is a way to communicate. This is their natural ability, and it is the darkness. The special talents of the race bestowed upon them by the gods.

But this kind of promotion is not normal, but it explored its body for a long time, and did not find any instability in its foundation, as if its ability should appear now.

Tender Sprout couldn't figure it out, but it could more or less figure it out. Its ability promotion is most likely related to the food it absorbed just now.

Could it be that stone potatoes are especially good for them?No, no, I don't know how many stone races have absorbed stone potatoes before, but no one has experienced the miracle of advancing before the result.

So it is the clean water provided by Jiasan?Or did the clear water and the stone potato work together in some special way?

Regardless of the possibility, it cannot escape the role of adding three.

Nianya didn't want to reveal this to others, so she quietly hid it, planning to remind Jiasan later.But now adding three to make two cans of stone potato porridge!

Niaoya is in a hurry. If Antelope and the others eat stone potato porridge and advance to the next level, and then discover the special effects, will they be disadvantageous to Jiasan?Will it directly turn Jiasan into a slave?The benefits are too great, and no one can guarantee whether the big monster will turn its face and deny anyone.

No, it must protect this owner who has brought him great benefits, and must not let him become a slave of other intelligent creatures!

But Jiasan has already started to make porridge, and if it stops now, it will make the big monsters suspicious.So what to do?How can the most beneficial and effective protection plus three?

In order to ensure the taste of the food, Jiasan secretly opened his small leather bag.

He has two small leather bags, one for coins and one for his super MSG.Because super MSG is soluble in water, he purposely made the leather bag into a water bag to ensure that the leather bag will not leak, so even if it falls into the sea, his super MSG will still be fine.

After these five or six days, his MSG pellets had increased again. Jiasan pretended to have an itchy belly and scratched at the waistband of his trousers. In fact, he poured out a grain of MSG, squeezed it into his palm, and then quietly put it into the water jar.

The incomplete monsters would scratch their bodies twice if they had nothing to do, especially the half wolf.The antelope was very careful, but the stone man provoked him somehow, and he kicked him to the ground and stomped on the ground, while the other two joined in the fun, so Jiasan's little move didn't arouse others' suspicion.Did no one really notice?

Renault continued to focus on the workbench without paying attention to him.

Perhaps these existences are not afraid of him harming them at all, nor are they afraid of him making some small tricks?Think twice.

The others didn't seem to pay attention to him, but Jiasan was watching Lei Nuo.

What is he doing?Is this alchemy or some kind of witchcraft?

Renault's expression is very serious and focused. People say that people who work hard are the most handsome, and Kasan also agrees with this point.

Add three openings and ask for a bag of salt.

Salt is not uncommon here, Renault casually threw him a bag.

"Are there any other common condiments?" Jiasan asked.

Renault, who didn't care about the taste of the food, replied: "No."

Renault then asked, "Are you free?"

Jiasan said without blushing: "It's okay, as long as you don't get confused."

Lei Nuo told the tree stump to remember to stir the jar, and said to Jiasan: "In this case, then make a contract so that you don't feel uneasy."

Jia Sanxin thinks that I am not worried about observing you, but because I think you look handsome when you work hard, really!

There was an extra contract scroll in front of Renault. He first filled it with magic words, and then repeated it to Jiasan.In addition to what he said before, the content added some clauses not to hurt each other, not to betray each other.

After listening to Jiasan, he felt that there was no problem.

Renault finally said: "This is the most common fair contract in the magic world. It acts on our souls. Once signed, it cannot be violated. The violator will be punished by tearing the soul and being unable to leave the sinful land for a thousand years. You can Any objections?"

Jiasan looked at Niaoya, who was about to nod, but at this moment, a thought flashed through his mind like lightning.

It has seen the contract scroll that Renault took out, thanks to the knowledge and memory passed down by the stone race for many years, it just knows that this contract scroll has a very hidden loophole.The magician who modified this scroll back then certainly did not expect that his modified fair contract scroll would leave such a loophole, and the reason why it knew was that a long, long time ago, someone used this loophole to completely reverse the danger of a race. situation.

Nianya gritted her teeth, and wanted to completely protect the owner. It was only this time. It controlled its tone, and said to Jiasan: "The content is generally okay, but I think you should add one more."