How to use the god judge[Comprehensive]

"No, I really... don't want to eat chocolate parfait in my life..."

After eating the fifth deluxe ice cream, Domu collapsed on the soft chair like a dead dog, wishing to show his ambition by death.

Now he is shivering from the cold, and his stomach is still fighting, as if a thin thread is pulling him to the bathroom. If he doesn't go, his belly will be cut like this.

——Why did you agree to Fujita? Wouldn’t it be nice to live a good life? You insisted on provoking these evil stars...

He felt that he was about to die.

Even Sakurai Mayumi could hardly see it, but it was not because of sympathy, but because of Taki's cosplay skills are really superb, with Sakata Gintoki's face turned into this, he couldn't bear it at all.

——Mr. Sakata would not be so embarrassed, he would definitely eat it handsomely!When I see the real Mr. Sakata, I must buy more ice cream for him. It is best to show what a real samurai is in front of this fake.

After imagining it for a while, he couldn't bear it anymore, walked over and grabbed the other party's collar, and asked urgently: "Tell me, where is Mr. Sakata, if you lie again, I will chop you with this vibrating knife." .”

"He, he's in the opposite room..." Soft into a puddle of mud, Domu pointed to the opposite movie theater, and decided to divert the other party's attention and run away immediately.

——This kid is already terminally ill. Even senior nerds don't have such real feelings for treating virtual characters as real people.Speaking of which, these strange guys let him mess around and call him "Master" or something, it's too much of a middle school, right?

In the current situation, he really has nothing to say.

The young god immediately dropped him and rushed out the door.Youyi, who also waited for a long time, also stood up, but when he saw the boyfriend next to him clutching his stomach, he still chose to put him first.

"Gojiro, you are not sick, right? I'll take you to the hospital now." She held Fujita's arm and carried it on her shoulder without any refusal, and then apologized to the fusangshen beside her Said: "Gojiro doesn't seem to be in the right shape today, so I can't accompany everyone to the premiere. I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, it's okay." The culprit waved his hand with a magnanimous expression, and then followed the candlestick cut to the cashier to pay the bill.

Kunihiro Horikawa thought for a while, and asked Fujita in a low voice: "Since Mr. Sakata is there, why do you still find someone to pretend to be him?"

In his opinion, doing this kind of thing is simply superfluous.

"Because Sakata Gintoki is just a character in a manga, it doesn't exist in reality at all..." Leaning limply on his girlfriend, Fujita said weakly: "I think Mr. Kamikaze...should treat Gintoki as a real Someone who exists, if you see that the other party is just a two-dimensional paper man, you will definitely feel very disappointed and sad, so I did this kind of thing without authorization..."

He pointed at the accomplice who had turned into a dead fish, and shook his head with a wry smile.

"I really did it out of good intentions, but I didn't consider the mood of Lord Shenming, and I really shouldn't..."

After these words, no one could blame him any more, he could only wave his hands and hurriedly followed the pace of his master.

For a while, the dessert shop became deserted again, and the clerk was still leaning on the counter with his chin propped up, looking at their leaving backs and muttering to himself: "Oh, what a bunch of beautiful boys, why didn't you ask for a call just now?" Yes, my pig brain..."

——No, even if those people have mobile phones, with their dominant personalities, they will be completely indifferent to beauty.

Fujita couldn't help complaining in his heart, staggeringly followed Yui out of the dessert shop, and successfully forgot his poor accomplice.

- A guy with the opposite sex but no humanity!

Domu rolled his eyes, and could only choose to use the last stubbornness of a single dog, and went to the bathroom step by step to save himself.

And while they were finally far away from the gate of hell, the young god was relying on his speed and height to squeeze to the front, raised the movie ticket in his hand, and said to the ticket inspector: "I I need to see Mr. Sakata, please."

Hearing this childish talk, the conductor thought it was quite funny, and while tearing off half of the ticket, he joked, "Then Mr. Sakata will be very happy, even such a young child is his fan."

Before she finished speaking, she felt her hands go cold, and when she lowered her head again, the other party had already run away without a trace with the ticket stub.

She could only shake her head with a smile, and said to the next audience member, "Please show your movie ticket."

But after waiting for a few minutes, he didn't see any movement to take out the movie ticket, so he raised his head to remind him.

The blue-haired young man's expression was a bit subtle, and he asked in embarrassment: "That ticket... can I buy it again? We need to go in with that child."

"This show is already fully booked, so even if I make up for it, I can only wait for the show at five o'clock in the evening." Trying to resist the opponent's appearance attack, she took a deep breath and said tentatively: "How about I help you?" Go call him out...?"

Before she could finish speaking, there was a rush of footsteps behind the blue-haired youth, and more handsome men with the same style of painting rushed over and surrounded her in an instant.

——No, calm down, no matter how handsome they are, there is really no place for them!

A few minutes later, the fusangshen successfully passed the level and were rewarded with popcorn and soda.She hugged the mobile phone that had just taken the photo, watched them off with a psychedelic expression, and said, "Ah, remember to stand at the back, and don't be spotted by others."

The men who had left didn't hear her advice at all, and they kept discussing countermeasures along the way.

"Fujita-kun said that Mr. Sakata is a character that only exists in Two-dimensional. Could it be that everything is just the master's imagination?" Just a little assumption, the black-haired Wakizawa felt a throbbing pain in his heart—if it was really imagined All kinds of experiences, how lonely their master lived before... He would rather Sakata Gintoki is a real person now.

"Based on the ability of the master, maybe he has really reached that world, just like now." The blue-haired man who had been silent all this time opened his mouth with a knife, and slowly expressed his inference: "You have reached that world until now. Haven't you noticed yet, we are not jumping on the time axis of the same time and space, but followed the master to another time and space."

"In the base, I once heard that man say something about the master. Although it was just a few words, it is enough to prove it through this incident."

"There is no government of time, no time-traveling army, no behind-the-scenes organization, it is a world that exists in another time and space."

Each of his words is normal when disassembled, but it is unacceptable for a while when they are combined.Although they felt that something was wrong after coming here, they never thought that there is another world outside this world, no, maybe there is more than one...

"Oops, if the timing of the trigger is wrong, will the master open the space-time channel like before?"

California Qingguang successfully connected to his brain circuit, and pointed out what all of them were very afraid of - if it was like before, they would really be unable to find their master.After all, there are too many divergent roads in the space-time tunnel, and after walking through it once, they fully appreciate its power.

But in the worst case, they stayed in this time and space, and the child left alone.

"No, I don't want to leave the master, I just met!" Taiko Zhong Zhenzong was the first to explode, and rushed into the movie theater to look around, and finally found the young god holding popcorn in the front row.

He didn't care too much, and hung directly on the other party, just like the little pitiful who was abandoned, and complained tearfully: "Master, you can't let us go! Woo...we will be obedient and make delicious meals out , will also clean the room well, and honestly don't cause trouble..."

His voice was not loud, but it was still clearly heard by the audience on both sides, and his eyes immediately changed.But looking at the one who is called the master, he is just a child who does not seem to be eight or nine years old. He can only turn his brain circuit to plays such as the heir of the deep house.

——On those bloody eight o'clock life in the upper class.

Mayumi Sakurai didn't know what happened at all, grabbed the popcorn in one hand, hesitated for a moment, smoothed the other person's hair with the other hand, and comforted him awkwardly: "I won't want you guys."

——Although he still had that thought yesterday, after going through those things, he thought he expressed it clearly enough. Who knew that the reflex arc of the vibrating dagger was so long...

"Then you can't get rid of the old love if you have a new love, no, that one named Sakata Gintoki seems to be the old love..." He stroked the relationship between them distressedly, and he simply squatted on the ground like a cat Like a large dog, it flicks its invisible tail obediently.

"Anyway, the master will take us with us wherever he goes. Even though I look gorgeous, I'm still very practical!"

——Wait, the word practicality is very intriguing. Could it be that the two of them really have that...indescribable relationship?

The melon-eaters were enjoying listening to it, and they didn't want another group of people coming down the steps, all of them looked handsome and extraordinary, just like those who came out of Two-dimensional.

The two girls sitting in the back row couldn't help but exclaimed: "Isn't this the handsome boy Tiantuan at the Spring Festival yesterday?!"

No matter how long it was, they would never forget this group of people, not to mention that it was only a dozen hours since the last meeting.

——No wonder the cosplayer Takasugi Shinsuke was with them yesterday, they are all veteran fans of "Gintama", thinking about it this way is simply full of intimacy!I really want to see them cosplay, with their good looks, they must be invincible, right?

They were imagining wildly when the light in the room suddenly dimmed, and then a familiar voice sounded in the cinema.

—— "Gintama: The Eternal House of Everything" is officially launched.

At this time, everyone's attention naturally turned to the movie, and there was no time to watch the follow-up incidents of those people in the front row.

Because Fujita and Yui didn't come, the two seats next to the young god were vacant, Yiqi Yizhen quickly occupied the one on the right, while the one on the left was occupied by the extremely fast Hotaru.

He also greeted his friends who were also in the original state, so it became a scene where four vibrating swords and fusangshen crowded in one position.

"Hahaha, this position is really good, you can see it really clearly." Wuhua Taidao sighed, but the meaning in the words was unclear-no one knew whether he was talking about watching a movie or looking at the child.

Xiaohumaru also leaned on the chair comfortably, and echoed: "Yeah, it's good to be close. Thanks to Hotaru, this is the first time."

——Did the boss of the Santiao family also decide to join Honmaru in the Shura field? !I always feel that there is an invisible sword energy flowing around in the air...

The fusangshen who didn't get a seat could only sit on the steps, or other places closer to the young god, and surround him tightly in the middle.

Mayumi Sakurai couldn't pay attention to what was going on in the movie for a while, and was stuffed with popcorn fed from front to back, left and right.He wanted to protest, but when the familiar shadow appeared on the screen, the thing in his hand fell to the ground with a "slap".

"Mr. Sakata is indeed here! But why is it just an image..."

He muttered to himself incomprehensibly, a strange force field began to float around him, and even the long crow-colored hair that fell behind him began to move automatically without wind.

——Is it sealed in that image? As long as you break it, you can rescue Mr. Sakata, right?

The slender fingers moved, and he unconsciously accumulated enough power to break the space, allowing the divine power to travel around along the meridians of the body.

In the first phase, I felt hot all over my body, especially the place where the lotus pattern was printed, and now it is even more amazingly hot.The last time he felt this way, he was still in that base, when his master was in a state of berserk...

He turned his head quickly, and grabbed the young god's slender wrist, ignoring the feeling of being burned even more, and persuaded him in a low voice: "Master, you can't use your strength here, as it will drag ordinary humans into it."

The surge of the force field seemed to stop for a while, but soon spread again, silently covering the entire cinema.

"After saving Mr. Sakata, I will naturally help everyone return here."

These words are categorical, and there is no room for reversal.

All the blades are almost defeated by his brain circuit-understanding the movie as a formation to trap others, is this the only way of understanding in the world?

The black-haired Wakizawa tried hard to think of a reasonable explanation, "Mr. Sakata, he was not trapped in that image, but... was invited to make a movie! Isn't it very popular in this world, just like what you see in cameras and video recorders. The resulting image is the same!"

——So even if the movie theater is blown up, there is absolutely no way that a Sakata Gintoki will pop up!

"Really?" It was rare for the young god to listen to other people's opinions in action, and even the power fluctuations were weakened.

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly nodded frantically, for fear that another oolong incident would happen if it was later.

"That is to say, Mr. Sakata is somewhere else?" Thinking of this, his expression became excited again, he couldn't sit still for a second, jumped up and wanted to run outside, "Let's go find him now, but Who should I ask...?"

The problem went back to the beginning, and now all the Fusangshen are in the same trouble as Fujita—where are they going to get a real Sakata Gintoki?

No, no, they will definitely be beaten to death together.

"I said you, you don't really want to cross the dimension wall, do you?" Yeto, who came out of nowhere, made a sound, and stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth, squinting his eyes and sneered, "That kind of Things are simply impossible, even the high gods on Gao Tianyuan can't do it."

——No, the god in front of you cannot be deduced by common sense at all.

The fusangshen who traveled through the torrent of time and space together didn't want to talk, but hearing the word Takamahara caught Sakurai Mayumi's attention.

"Mr. Sakata always said before that he went to Gaotianyuan or something, why don't we go there and look for it?"

The popcorn in the purple-haired boy's hand was smashed to pieces, and he could hardly control his emotions, "What? You said you were going to Takatahara? Don't be kidding, a guy who doesn't have a shrine is... No, you seem to have a shrine Bar?"

Thinking of the Honmaru that the other party said before, he couldn't help being envious for a while, so he scratched his head pretending not to care and said, "Then you can go up through your own shrine, it's very simple, but I can't follow."

"Shrine?" Tilting his head, the young god said confusedly: "I don't have a shrine, only a Honmaru assigned by the government of time."

——I don’t know if the government of this time is still recruiting?I really want to see it!

Thinking about his own situation, he burst into tears, wishing he could get a blood book out to see if he could impress them, and then give him a house and a bunch of artifacts.

When the gods take his place, this is the only family.

Under the urging of the other party's sight, he managed to catch back the soul that was about to spit out, and explained weakly: "Then you must first have your own shrine, and then go to apply for land permission from there, in order to obtain the permission to go directly to Gaotianyuan .”

"However, I said that I have to go to Gaotianyuan just for the characters in this comic. Is it an exaggeration?"

"comics?"

The young god felt completely confused, unable to understand what the other party was saying.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the Fusangshens rushed forward and surrounded the purple-haired boy, completely cutting off his chance to tell the truth again.

"Master, why don't we build the shrine together!" Taiko Zhong Zhenzong hurriedly diverted the attention of the person in front of him, and suggested vigorously.

——Anyway, no matter what, it can be delayed for a while!In fact, they really don't want to see that dead fish eye that occupies all the master's attention!