Get to Know Your Ex-Girlfriend
Chapter 1 Escape 01
Xin Lan thought that she had never failed in her life, but she frowned when she saw the screen in front of her showing that the mission had failed.
"How could I fail?"
"What do you say?"
Ling Jiu weakly dragged his tired body out from behind her and leaned on the sofa.
"Jiujiu, I think I did a pretty good job."
"Host, don't talk to me yet, let me take it easy."
Ling Jiu pushed his glasses frame and began to sort out the data of this mission.
She has taken care of two hosts, and Xin Lan is the third one she took, which caused her to suffer the biggest shock in the history of Tongsheng.
Xin Lan came from a transfer department. I heard that there were too many people in the villain department before. As an excellent employee, Xin Lan was transferred to their face-slapping department.
Zero Nine took over her and brought her into the first world with great interest, but within a day she was popped up, showing that the mission had failed.
Her whole system is sluggish.
It's not that Xin Lan didn't do well, it's that it's too...too...to make people dumbfounded.
"Host, can we be gentle next time?"
"I think what I did was in line with the department's purpose and mission requirements, but I didn't expect that garbage to be so fragile."
Xin Lan also sat on the sofa and said helplessly.
The purpose of the face-slapping department is to make scumbags cry and kneel down, and make all those who look down on the original owner kneel down and sing conquest.
The first world Xin Lan went to was the city, and her identity was a doormat who was bullied by her family, bullied by her family, and bullied by her colleagues and bosses. The pinnacle of life.
Ling Jiu felt that according to Xin Lan's ferocious combat power, this task was trivial, but he didn't expect Xin Lan to be too fierce.
As soon as Xin Lan passed through, the original owner was suffering from domestic violence and was covered with scars.
Xin Lan removed the legs of the wooden chair with bare hands, knocked on the door with a wooden stick, and beat up the scumbag.
The scumbag wanted to fight back, but he couldn't.
His counterattack made Xin Lan angry again, so Xin Lan shut him in the room and beat him for a long time, removed his chin, twisted his arms, and made the trash kneel down and cry bitterly, saying that he would never do domestic violence again.
Xin Lan ignored him, remembering that this scumbag raped and cheated in marriage, she just crippled the scumbag brother, closed the door and left.
Ling Jiudu was shivering from Xin Lan's fright, squatting in the system space and drawing circles.
After Xin Lan finished these things, she leisurely went to the kitchen to wash her hands and made dinner for herself.
While eating, she asked if she had completed part of her mission. Ling Jiu thought so, after all, she had made the scumbag kneel down and cry bitterly, although the method was different from what she thought.
One person, one system summed it up, and I think it should be.
After Xin Lan finished her meal, she took the money and went out to the hospital.
Now her body is bruised and purple, her face is covered with bruises, and the blood on her forehead has dried up. The original owner was beaten to death before she crossed over.
Sitting in the taxi, Xin Lan felt that she had acted lightly, after all, that bastard killed the original owner with her own hands.
After refusing the taxi driver and the hospital doctor to call the police, Xin Lan went home with the gauze on.
As soon as she came back, she saw a group of people gathered there. Her nominal scumbag husband, who had just been beaten up by her, committed suicide by jumping off the building.
But the mission was not completed, she and Lingjiu were ejected from the mission world, and the mission failed.
It's only been a few hours in total.
After Ling Jiu finished recalling, her eyes were full of vicissitudes. This may be the world where the mission she brought failed the fastest.
The host's painting style is too strange.
"Host, I will carefully screen the next world for you, please rest well first."
Xin Lan nodded, went back to her room, and fell on the bed.
The old boss sent a newsletter, asking her how she felt about her new job, Xin Lan said the matter depressedly, and got a string of hahahahahaha.
"Sister Lan, no, Master Lan, you are probably the only one who can do this."
"Laughing fart, why did you call me here? I was very happy doing it."
Xin Lan was being her own happy villain, not to mention how happy she was, but suddenly she was ordered to fail the mission.
This is simply a stain in the mission history!
"May I change your mood? Come on, have a good time!"
Afraid that Xin Lan would ask again, Bai Gu cut off the communication after finishing speaking.
Almost all departments know that most of the villains are lunatics.
Xin Lan is a lunatic among lunatics.
She has all the villains at her fingertips, and she hasn't lost a single one since she started the mission.
The villain can bully the protagonist, but it will definitely fail, but there are many taskers who will be very upset, and some even kill the protagonist, so that the mission fails.
But Xin Lan didn't do it, she died simply and neatly, and she didn't hesitate to kill herself.
This is the most terrifying.
According to her seniority, Xin Lan can be the head of the villain department long ago, but she is not interested in these things, and runs to the mission every day. Bai Ou is afraid that one day Xin Lan will not be able to distinguish the reality of the mission, or she will wipe her neck out of boredom. Yes, when I heard that there was a shortage of people who were slapped in the face, I transferred them.
She might be impatient to ask Xin Lan to fall in love, but this kind of face-slapping mission is very good. Xin Lan has been a villain for so long, so she should also be the protagonist. Maybe she can fall in love during the mission.
Xin Lan didn't know what was going on in Bai Ou's mind, so she stretched on the bed, her eyes open in a daze.
Before I knew it, I felt drowsy.
Maybe it was a failure that she had never had before, which made her have a long-lost dream.
She is in the vast sea of stars, with gunpowder smoke and artillery fire all over her body.
"General Xin Lan, we are surrounded."
The soldier looked sad.
"Where's the Vanguard Fleet?"
"...all destroyed."
"General, let's go first, we can hold on for a while."
"I can't go anymore. It is impossible for Pioneer to be completely wiped out so quickly. There is definitely a rebellion..."
"General, the right wing has been hit hard!"
Someone came in a hurry and interrupted her.
"Where's the main ship patrol team?"
"Gone."
"what?!"
The soldier exclaimed.
"It's my miscalculation. Inform the control room and move forward at full speed."
"But the enemy's main ship is ahead..."
"Rush over."
"Yes!"
"God Bless the Empire."
The roar of the artillery fire almost made people deaf, Xin Lan put on the mech and rushed into the sea of stars.
The fire that brilliantly illuminated the vast expanse of starry sky created the glory of blood and tears.
Xin Lan opened her eyes suddenly, wiped off the sweat from her brow, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, bit it in her mouth but did not light it.
She put the cigarette aside and walked into the bathroom.
The mirror showed a beautiful face, extremely aggressive, but the eyes were full of darkness, like roses blooming in the dark.
Xin Lan washed her face, wiped off the water droplets on her face with a towel, and sighed inaudibly.
It's been a long time since she died in battle, so long that she can't remember how many missions she has done, how many protagonists she has bullied, and how many protagonists she has killed.
Some villains are born with rebellious personality, deviant, and anti-social personality, while others are forced by life to blacken step by step. Xin Lan has done all of them.
But after coming out of the task world, she will wash away those emotions and memories, and she just wants to be herself.
However, her personality was affected a little bit. She was always competitive, but now she became even more belligerent.
Seeing a lot of Xiaoqiang protagonists who can't be beaten to death, she never thought that the scumbag in the first mission of the new department would be so fragile, and would commit suicide for a trivial matter.
Xin Lan looks down on this kind of domestic violence people who look for their presence in others, and it is not a pity to die ten thousand times.
She pushed open the door, and Ling Jiu was looking for information while eating potato chips on the sofa.
The host and the system are in a binding relationship and live together.
Xin Lan's last system was a ball, always rolling around and acting like a baby. This time, the system looks like a dead house girl with a bunch of dull hair on her head, black-rimmed glasses, long black hair, and a very different personality. Quite interesting.
If it wasn't for watching her toes charging in the special plug-in board, Xin Lan would feel that she was a living person.
"Master, would you like some, cucumber-flavored?"
Ling Jiu raised the bag of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth with one hand, making a clicking sound.
Xin Lan took it and clicked along with her.
"Yes, choose this for the new mission, you should like it as the host."
Ling Jiu's eyes lit up, and the numbers in his eyes flickered, as if he saw something.
"Ex-girlfriend series missions..."
Ling Jiu dragged out his voice, then turned to look at Xin Lan.
"Does the host mind the identity of the ex-girlfriend?"
"What am I going to deal with?"
"Ex-boyfriends, but their identities are different from the first mission, and they usually have a higher status."
"That's the main character?"
"No, you are the protagonist and they are the villains."
Zero nine corrected.
"so……"
Xin Lan raised her eyebrows and showed an interesting smile.
"They must be tough."
"Stop your dangerous thoughts!"
Zero Nine remembered the fear of being dominated.
"Then how do I complete the task more appropriately?"
Xin Lan fell into deep thought.
"Kick him down, make him the boss, let him kneel down and sing conquest!"
"literal meaning?"
"That's how I describe it."
Ling Jiu waved his hands, afraid that the host would really beat him up again.
"I know, I'll be careful this time."
Xin Lan nodded, Ling Jiu accepted the task, quickly finished the potato chips, took a sip of iced cola, wiped his mouth and hands with paper, and brought Xin Lan into the task world.
The windows are bright and clean, and the books are loud.
Xin Lan looked at the textbook in front of her and blinked.
Wonderful campus world?
Zero Nine: The data is loaded and get out of class is about to end, so the host should take the time to get ready.
Xin Lan read the background of the world and the memory of the original owner, and took back the beautiful sentence just now.
It was almost dusk, she took a look at the expressions of the students around her. Although everyone was reading a book, their expressions were all stiff. Look carefully, and some of them were trembling.
There is a campus schedule posted on the desk.
8:00-9:00: Discussion
9:00-11:30: Classes
11:30-2:00: Rest
2:00-5:00: Classes
5:00-7:30: Rest
7:30-12:00: Hunting
The last two words were circled with red pen, full of ominous meaning.
"How could I fail?"
"What do you say?"
Ling Jiu weakly dragged his tired body out from behind her and leaned on the sofa.
"Jiujiu, I think I did a pretty good job."
"Host, don't talk to me yet, let me take it easy."
Ling Jiu pushed his glasses frame and began to sort out the data of this mission.
She has taken care of two hosts, and Xin Lan is the third one she took, which caused her to suffer the biggest shock in the history of Tongsheng.
Xin Lan came from a transfer department. I heard that there were too many people in the villain department before. As an excellent employee, Xin Lan was transferred to their face-slapping department.
Zero Nine took over her and brought her into the first world with great interest, but within a day she was popped up, showing that the mission had failed.
Her whole system is sluggish.
It's not that Xin Lan didn't do well, it's that it's too...too...to make people dumbfounded.
"Host, can we be gentle next time?"
"I think what I did was in line with the department's purpose and mission requirements, but I didn't expect that garbage to be so fragile."
Xin Lan also sat on the sofa and said helplessly.
The purpose of the face-slapping department is to make scumbags cry and kneel down, and make all those who look down on the original owner kneel down and sing conquest.
The first world Xin Lan went to was the city, and her identity was a doormat who was bullied by her family, bullied by her family, and bullied by her colleagues and bosses. The pinnacle of life.
Ling Jiu felt that according to Xin Lan's ferocious combat power, this task was trivial, but he didn't expect Xin Lan to be too fierce.
As soon as Xin Lan passed through, the original owner was suffering from domestic violence and was covered with scars.
Xin Lan removed the legs of the wooden chair with bare hands, knocked on the door with a wooden stick, and beat up the scumbag.
The scumbag wanted to fight back, but he couldn't.
His counterattack made Xin Lan angry again, so Xin Lan shut him in the room and beat him for a long time, removed his chin, twisted his arms, and made the trash kneel down and cry bitterly, saying that he would never do domestic violence again.
Xin Lan ignored him, remembering that this scumbag raped and cheated in marriage, she just crippled the scumbag brother, closed the door and left.
Ling Jiudu was shivering from Xin Lan's fright, squatting in the system space and drawing circles.
After Xin Lan finished these things, she leisurely went to the kitchen to wash her hands and made dinner for herself.
While eating, she asked if she had completed part of her mission. Ling Jiu thought so, after all, she had made the scumbag kneel down and cry bitterly, although the method was different from what she thought.
One person, one system summed it up, and I think it should be.
After Xin Lan finished her meal, she took the money and went out to the hospital.
Now her body is bruised and purple, her face is covered with bruises, and the blood on her forehead has dried up. The original owner was beaten to death before she crossed over.
Sitting in the taxi, Xin Lan felt that she had acted lightly, after all, that bastard killed the original owner with her own hands.
After refusing the taxi driver and the hospital doctor to call the police, Xin Lan went home with the gauze on.
As soon as she came back, she saw a group of people gathered there. Her nominal scumbag husband, who had just been beaten up by her, committed suicide by jumping off the building.
But the mission was not completed, she and Lingjiu were ejected from the mission world, and the mission failed.
It's only been a few hours in total.
After Ling Jiu finished recalling, her eyes were full of vicissitudes. This may be the world where the mission she brought failed the fastest.
The host's painting style is too strange.
"Host, I will carefully screen the next world for you, please rest well first."
Xin Lan nodded, went back to her room, and fell on the bed.
The old boss sent a newsletter, asking her how she felt about her new job, Xin Lan said the matter depressedly, and got a string of hahahahahaha.
"Sister Lan, no, Master Lan, you are probably the only one who can do this."
"Laughing fart, why did you call me here? I was very happy doing it."
Xin Lan was being her own happy villain, not to mention how happy she was, but suddenly she was ordered to fail the mission.
This is simply a stain in the mission history!
"May I change your mood? Come on, have a good time!"
Afraid that Xin Lan would ask again, Bai Gu cut off the communication after finishing speaking.
Almost all departments know that most of the villains are lunatics.
Xin Lan is a lunatic among lunatics.
She has all the villains at her fingertips, and she hasn't lost a single one since she started the mission.
The villain can bully the protagonist, but it will definitely fail, but there are many taskers who will be very upset, and some even kill the protagonist, so that the mission fails.
But Xin Lan didn't do it, she died simply and neatly, and she didn't hesitate to kill herself.
This is the most terrifying.
According to her seniority, Xin Lan can be the head of the villain department long ago, but she is not interested in these things, and runs to the mission every day. Bai Ou is afraid that one day Xin Lan will not be able to distinguish the reality of the mission, or she will wipe her neck out of boredom. Yes, when I heard that there was a shortage of people who were slapped in the face, I transferred them.
She might be impatient to ask Xin Lan to fall in love, but this kind of face-slapping mission is very good. Xin Lan has been a villain for so long, so she should also be the protagonist. Maybe she can fall in love during the mission.
Xin Lan didn't know what was going on in Bai Ou's mind, so she stretched on the bed, her eyes open in a daze.
Before I knew it, I felt drowsy.
Maybe it was a failure that she had never had before, which made her have a long-lost dream.
She is in the vast sea of stars, with gunpowder smoke and artillery fire all over her body.
"General Xin Lan, we are surrounded."
The soldier looked sad.
"Where's the Vanguard Fleet?"
"...all destroyed."
"General, let's go first, we can hold on for a while."
"I can't go anymore. It is impossible for Pioneer to be completely wiped out so quickly. There is definitely a rebellion..."
"General, the right wing has been hit hard!"
Someone came in a hurry and interrupted her.
"Where's the main ship patrol team?"
"Gone."
"what?!"
The soldier exclaimed.
"It's my miscalculation. Inform the control room and move forward at full speed."
"But the enemy's main ship is ahead..."
"Rush over."
"Yes!"
"God Bless the Empire."
The roar of the artillery fire almost made people deaf, Xin Lan put on the mech and rushed into the sea of stars.
The fire that brilliantly illuminated the vast expanse of starry sky created the glory of blood and tears.
Xin Lan opened her eyes suddenly, wiped off the sweat from her brow, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case, bit it in her mouth but did not light it.
She put the cigarette aside and walked into the bathroom.
The mirror showed a beautiful face, extremely aggressive, but the eyes were full of darkness, like roses blooming in the dark.
Xin Lan washed her face, wiped off the water droplets on her face with a towel, and sighed inaudibly.
It's been a long time since she died in battle, so long that she can't remember how many missions she has done, how many protagonists she has bullied, and how many protagonists she has killed.
Some villains are born with rebellious personality, deviant, and anti-social personality, while others are forced by life to blacken step by step. Xin Lan has done all of them.
But after coming out of the task world, she will wash away those emotions and memories, and she just wants to be herself.
However, her personality was affected a little bit. She was always competitive, but now she became even more belligerent.
Seeing a lot of Xiaoqiang protagonists who can't be beaten to death, she never thought that the scumbag in the first mission of the new department would be so fragile, and would commit suicide for a trivial matter.
Xin Lan looks down on this kind of domestic violence people who look for their presence in others, and it is not a pity to die ten thousand times.
She pushed open the door, and Ling Jiu was looking for information while eating potato chips on the sofa.
The host and the system are in a binding relationship and live together.
Xin Lan's last system was a ball, always rolling around and acting like a baby. This time, the system looks like a dead house girl with a bunch of dull hair on her head, black-rimmed glasses, long black hair, and a very different personality. Quite interesting.
If it wasn't for watching her toes charging in the special plug-in board, Xin Lan would feel that she was a living person.
"Master, would you like some, cucumber-flavored?"
Ling Jiu raised the bag of potato chips and stuffed it into his mouth with one hand, making a clicking sound.
Xin Lan took it and clicked along with her.
"Yes, choose this for the new mission, you should like it as the host."
Ling Jiu's eyes lit up, and the numbers in his eyes flickered, as if he saw something.
"Ex-girlfriend series missions..."
Ling Jiu dragged out his voice, then turned to look at Xin Lan.
"Does the host mind the identity of the ex-girlfriend?"
"What am I going to deal with?"
"Ex-boyfriends, but their identities are different from the first mission, and they usually have a higher status."
"That's the main character?"
"No, you are the protagonist and they are the villains."
Zero nine corrected.
"so……"
Xin Lan raised her eyebrows and showed an interesting smile.
"They must be tough."
"Stop your dangerous thoughts!"
Zero Nine remembered the fear of being dominated.
"Then how do I complete the task more appropriately?"
Xin Lan fell into deep thought.
"Kick him down, make him the boss, let him kneel down and sing conquest!"
"literal meaning?"
"That's how I describe it."
Ling Jiu waved his hands, afraid that the host would really beat him up again.
"I know, I'll be careful this time."
Xin Lan nodded, Ling Jiu accepted the task, quickly finished the potato chips, took a sip of iced cola, wiped his mouth and hands with paper, and brought Xin Lan into the task world.
The windows are bright and clean, and the books are loud.
Xin Lan looked at the textbook in front of her and blinked.
Wonderful campus world?
Zero Nine: The data is loaded and get out of class is about to end, so the host should take the time to get ready.
Xin Lan read the background of the world and the memory of the original owner, and took back the beautiful sentence just now.
It was almost dusk, she took a look at the expressions of the students around her. Although everyone was reading a book, their expressions were all stiff. Look carefully, and some of them were trembling.
There is a campus schedule posted on the desk.
8:00-9:00: Discussion
9:00-11:30: Classes
11:30-2:00: Rest
2:00-5:00: Classes
5:00-7:30: Rest
7:30-12:00: Hunting
The last two words were circled with red pen, full of ominous meaning.
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