Zai Zai Planet Farm [Rebirth]

Tang Shao'an was drinking tomato juice, and when he met Guan Yu's meaningful gaze, he paused and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Guan Yu thought about what Anderson said, and held back the corner of his mouth: "Ahem, it's fine."

If Anderson and Sister Liu knew Tang Shaoan's true identity in the future, they would be so shocked that their eyeballs would pop out, right?

But isn't Tang Shao'an coming to Drew Star for official business?Why do you look so relaxed?

Corgi Maomao spun around under Tang Shao'an's feet, barking "Wow, woof" from time to time, and Tangtang squatted and played with the puppy under Doudou's care.

"It's over with the brain." Tang Shao'an put the half tomato juice cup on the side of the table, concealed his purpose of protecting and helping Guan Yu without changing his face, and reminded his son, "Tangtang be careful, don't touch it. "

Guan Yu expanded the scope of the field in order to meet the supply volume. Tang Shao'an went to inspect it just now and found many potential safety hazards:

The number of micro-robots in the security system is relatively small, and it is difficult to cope with the intrusion of multiple people; the patrolling of the 30 robots he borrowed from Professor Brian also lacks rules and regulations, and cannot effectively cover all areas.

In the final analysis, Guan Yu's development and expansion were too fast, and the supporting personnel and facilities failed to keep up.

Tang Shao'an had only been here for a day, so he had a thorough look at the situation.

Guan Yu clicked his tongue secretly, and said sadly: "I have also thought about recruiting security personnel, but management is a problem."

Patrols and guards have to take the form of several shifts. The number of security personnel must be sufficient to operate properly, but when there are too many personnel, various problems are prone to occur. Guan Yu is also worried that dangerous elements will be mixed in.

After all, there are only a few ordinary people with clean net worth on Drew Star. Once Guan Yu's requirements were raised, many people who applied for the job felt dissatisfied.

Tang Shaoan frowned and pondered: "You mean, what if we recruit employees from all over the planet?"

Guan Yu's thoughts were instantly opened, and his black eyes were extremely bright: "Why didn't I think of that!"

There is no rule on Drew that workers from other planets are not allowed to come here. The reason why no one came here before is because the weather conditions here are poor, the work income is low, and there are not many opportunities, which makes everyone lose interest.

But it's different now. Guan Yu's product sales have increased again and again, bringing more and more job opportunities.Because of robots and assembly-line operation, the lives of pure manual laborers on other planets are not good. If they know that there is a job on Drew Planet that pays well and eats delicious food every day, they may be very interested.

Before Guan Yu could finish his fun, he thought of a question: "Will the Drew star government agree?"

Inviting so many outsiders essentially reduces the job opportunities of the people on this planet. Will the planetary government agree?

"The government will definitely agree, because ordinary people need to pay taxes."

Tang Shaoan pointed out the key point.

In order to encourage the debtors on Drew Star to pay off their debts, they do not pay taxes on the income they get from working on Drew Star, and the tax is borne by the corresponding company.

Guan Yu is considered a self-employed person, because he is also a debtor, and he did not need to pay taxes before.

But ordinary people who have no debts are different. They do not enjoy this policy. All income has to be taxed, and part of it will become the fiscal revenue of the Drew Star government for daily expenses.

Of course, the planetary government hopes that Guan Yu will bring more taxes to Drew Star.

"Great, then I'll write the recruitment notice now and hang it on the online store page." Guan Yu immediately turned on his brain.

Tang Shaoan raised his lips and nodded, picked up the cup and took another sip, but in the next second, Corgi fluffed up on the floor and bumped into Tang Shaoan's arms.

"!!"

Tang Shao'an quickly stabilized his body, the tomato juice in the cup spilled all over him and Corgi, Tangtang's neck was also splashed.

Maomao lay on Tang Shaoan's lap, her big black eyes drooped down, but she did not forget to secretly lick the tomato juice on herself and Tang Shaoan with her tongue.

"Maomao!" Guan Yu immediately became serious, and Ke Ji knew that the master was angry, so he sobbed and buried his head in Tang Shao'an's arms, not daring to look up at Guan Yu.

Tangtang cried out with a "wow": "Dad, the flow is on my stomach!"

Guan Yu slipped the dog's neck, Tang Shaoan hugged Tangtang, and sent them to the bathroom of Guan Yu's bedroom together.

This bathroom has a relatively large space. In order to allow Tangtang to play with water, a large bathtub was installed, just enough to wash the dog after washing the son.

Tang Shaoan volunteered to give Tangtang a bath, so Guan Yu sat outside the glass bathroom and gave instructions.

Put half a tank of warm water in the bathtub, then put Tangtang's little yellow duck and spaceship, and the naked baby was carried into the bathtub by the father.

Seeing Guan Yu sitting outside, Tangtang played with toys on his own. Tang Shaoan bathed his son many times in Doudou's body, and after skillfully wet a little golden retriever with a wet towel, he said: "Tangtang closes his eyes first."

The children's special shampoo foamed up in the hand, and gently rubbed it on the baby's head.Next, he rinsed his hair, washed his body, and wrapped him in a white towel. The fragrant and wet Tangtang walked out wearing slippers.

Finally the dog arrived, and Mao Mao, who was packed in a pet bath bag, barked pitifully again, deeply reflecting on his behavior of jumping into Tang Shaoan's arms.

Guan Yu was drying Tangtang's hair in the bedroom, when he heard Mao Mao's miserable cry from the bathroom, wondering why Corgi, who didn't bark at all in the last bath, suddenly barked, and heard Tang Shao'an's cry:

"Guan Yu, come and pick up the dog."

Guan Yu took Corgi who was wrapped in a towel, and asked, "What's Mao Mao's name?"

As soon as Corgi touched Guan Yu's body, he moaned and hid in his arms.

"His nails caught me," Tang Shaoan looked helpless, "I was afraid that it would hurt Tangtang, so I cut it for him. I didn't expect him to be so afraid."

"Did it hurt you?" Guan Yu became nervous, "Where did it hurt? Did you bleed?"

Mao Mao, Mao Mao, do you know that you are arresting an imperial general?In case something happens to him...

Tang Shao'an was stunned for a moment, and said vaguely: "It's okay, just a little bit, I'll just apply some ointment later."

"You show me."

"..."

"Hurry up, let me see if there is any medicine at home."

After Mao Mao was picked up by Doudou to blow her hair, Guan Yu stood outside the glass bathroom and signaled Tang Shaoan to show him the wound quickly.

Tang Shaoan lifted the hem of his T-shirt and began to pull down his pants.

"What are you doing!" Guan Yu yelled in shock from his actions.

"Look at the scar."

Tang Shao'an stopped pulling his pants, and there were three long red marks on the wet mermaid line.

Guan Yu: ...

Guan Yuguang felt pain even looking at it, but Tang Shaoan smiled indifferently: "This is not pain, it will be fine tomorrow."

"Then can you take a bath like this? Will it be infected?"

Guan Yu guarded the body of the imperial general very carefully, for fear that he would be sick and in pain.

Tang Shaoan's heart warmed up, and he comforted him, "No, just give me some ointment."

Seeing that his body was almost completely wet again, Guan Yu said, "You just wash here, I'll ask Doudou to bring you clothes." After speaking, he retreated and closed the wooden door of the bathroom.

Hot water poured down from the head, and the sound of "splashing" sounded in the large empty bathroom. Tang Shaoan rubbed the shampoo on his head, and the familiar scent of green grass permeated the tip of his nose in an instant.

It smelled exactly the same as Guan Yu's.

Tang Shaoan's thoughts began to run uncontrollably, he thought of the hug he had with Guan Yu, and thought of Guan Yu's fair and thin body...

There is also a faint upward trend somewhere.

Tang Shaoan's hand stopped.

No, no, this is too disrespectful to Guan Yu.

He strongly condemned this disharmonious behavior in his heart, but it became more and more uplifting, full of strong vitality.

"Dong Dong!" The bathroom door knocked twice quickly, and Doudou came in from the outside.

Tang Shaoan's heartbeat was completely out of control, he turned his back and shouted, "Doudou!"

At that second, he almost thought it was Guan Yu who came in!

"I'm sorry, I'm here to bring you clothes and medicine. Please continue to enjoy the wonderful bathing time." Doudou put down her clothes on the stool and backed out slowly.

There was a soft rattle from the door, Tang Shaoan exhaled a long breath, and began to take a cold shower while silently reciting 36 counts.

Guan Yu outside the door looked at the dark green card that suddenly appeared in his mind, feeling on the verge of collapse.

He knew that there would definitely be a situation where the vegetable villain would come out, but he always felt that it should not be so fast.

Not to mention that this cauliflower villain suddenly proposed the unlocking condition of [having 25 live fans], which is simply impossible to complete!

Where did he get 25 live vermicelli for cauliflower?

When Tang Shao'an came out, he found that Guan Yu was worried, with a thoughtful expression, and he didn't respond to his call.

"Hello!" Tang Shao'an waved his hand in front of him, recalling his thoughts, "What happened?"

"Oh, it's alright."

"Is it all right?"

"It's all right. Are you going out today?"

"I—" Tang Shao'an saw the anticipation in Guan Yu's eyes, and he had an answer ready to come out, "I want to go out, and I will go out now."

Guan Yu was in high spirits instantly, and his tone of voice became much lighter: "Then go and do your work. I'll stay with Tangtang at home and take care of some things by the way."

"Yeah." Tang Shaoan nodded, and walked out with a towel on his shoulders, "I'll go back to the lower bedroom first, and I'll be out in 10 minutes."

Very good!Hurry up and want to unlock the conditions!

Live fans show that there must be life, and there must be reactions.Humans can't be called, and the robot has no life. After much deliberation, Guan Yu decided to focus on the chickens in the poultry house.

These chickens are alive and can still crow, so they should be called live fans, right?

When Tang Shao'an went downstairs, he saw Guan Yu who was waiting in the living room with Tangtang in his arms, and said, "I should be out for a long time."

That's really great!

Guan Yu sent him out with a smile: "Be careful."

Seeing the floating car carrying Tang Shao'an gradually go away, Guan Yu immediately asked Doudou to prepare a large cardboard box, carried 25 chickens from the poultry house and returned to the living room.

The chicks have grown up quite a bit after they have been here for a while, and they are nestled together in several cardboard boxes next to each other, making "cuckoo" and "cheep chirp" noises incessantly.

Corgi circled around the box, Hei Qiuqiu's nose kept moving, and when he was about to call out, Guan Yu stopped him.

"Maomao, don't scare the chick."

He waited anxiously, and went upstairs to ask Doudou who was guarding the door if he found anything. Then he saw Doudou carrying a small green man into the door, and locked it with a click.

"No one saw it?" Guan Yu asked nervously.

"No, the patrol robot has confirmed that there are no living objects and mechanical devices within three kilometers."

"Let go of me! You disrespect me too much!" The little cauliflower struggled desperately in Doudou's hands.

Guan Yu quickly took him into his hands, took him upstairs, and comforted him, "We are afraid that you will be discovered by others, and there is no malice."

Only then did he see clearly the appearance of the cauliflower villain. Under his green afro head was a pair of sunglasses drawn with black lines, which covered more than half of his entire face, and his small black lined mouth was tightly closed in displeasure.

"That's because your security is not in place. I'm a super star and you assigned me a bodyguard?"

Guan Yu:? ? ?

Brother, your 25 live fans are all prepared by me, okay?

He complained desperately in his heart, but he had to explain with a smile on his face: "The schedule is too rushed, please forgive me."

"Forget it, forget it." The cauliflower villain pushed his sunglasses, "I'm not the kind of star who plays big names, I'm still very close to the people, so let's do it first."

"Thank you." Guan Yu heaved a sigh of relief, put him on the dining table, and showed him the 25 chickens in the box, "The live fans you want are all ready."

"emmmmm..."

"Is there anything unsatisfactory?"

The cauliflower villain said critically: "These fans are not enthusiastic enough, and they didn't open their mouths to welcome me."

Guan Yu: ...

"Then I'll find you an active fan," Guan Yu said to Corgi who was circling under the table, "Maomao, call!"

"Wow woof! woof woof!"

Tangtang lay at the table looking at the cauliflower villain, and barked along with the puppy:

"Wang Wang! Wang Wang!"

The corner of the cauliflower villain's mouth hooked up, and he deliberately pretended to be serious: "It's fine, it's fine, don't disturb others."

"Understood." Guan Yu spent so long in the entertainment industry in his previous life, and he is well versed in the sensitive mentality of celebrities, so he praised the situation, "Actually, there are many such fans, but they are too lacking in quality, and they are always on the alert. Run out of the belt, I'm afraid I'll run into you."

In fact, I was afraid that the piglets and lambs in the livestock and poultry house would eat the cauliflower villain in one go.

"That won't work, I can't accept that kind of fans."

Cauliflower shook her head and continued: "Actually, today's fan meeting was originally arranged by another company. Later, my brother said that your service is quite professional, so I came here."

"Who is your brother?"

"Purple cabbage, I used to know how to study all day long. I didn't know what kind of stimulation I received a while ago, and suddenly I knew how to exercise. I lift weights at home every day, and after I finish lifting, I start watching the eight o'clock episode of dog blood, and often grab me to analyze TV dramas. The relationship between the family characters in the movie."

Guan Yu thought to himself, the winner who stimulated your younger brother is sitting in front of you now, and just learned to bark twice.

"Your brother is still very serious," Guan Yu didn't dare to waste time, and asked, "Please confirm with me the process of the fan meeting, and we will start right away."

"It's just singing, shaking hands, and just follow the general process. The focus is on the song itself, after all, rock and roll is life."

How can the cauliflower villain who pays attention to the arrangement of noodles be satisfied with "average"?Guan Yu knew that he was making a character set again, so he hurriedly asked Tangtang and Doudou to prepare together.

Ten minutes later, the cauliflower figurine stood on the dining table with a bouquet of paper flowers in his hands. Next to the dining table were two staff members Guan Yu and Doudou, and on the floor below were 10 chickens, Tangtang and Mao Mao.

As soon as the rhythmic drum beat sounded, Cauliflower flung the paper flower back coquettishly, raised two black hands in the air and began to beat the beat, calling out: "Fans, come together!"

Seeing his father's eyes, Tangtang clapped his little hands, but unfortunately the tempo was always a little slow, forming a strange harmony with Mao Mao, who was shouting chaotically and orderly beside him, which made Guan Yu's heart ache when he heard it.

The clapping startled the chickens in the box next to them, and they kept chirping and making a lot of noise.

The place is heating up.

Cauliflower nodded slightly in satisfaction and began to sing rock and roll.

For the next 4 minutes, Guan Yu, who was lighting the cauliflower with a flashlight, didn't know how he spent it. It wasn't until the hoarse voice of the cauliflower stopped completely that he mechanically clapped desperately and gave bursts of cheers:

"Good! Good singing!"

Tangtang had already covered her ears and looked at her father with a strange look. She was about to ask when she was interrupted by Guan Yu's words.

"The next step is to meet the fans. Please shake hands with the fans." Guan Yu invited Tangtang and Maomao to the table.

Tangtang is familiar with the routine of the vegetable villain, and stepped aside after high-fiving the cauliflower according to his father's request; Mao Mao wrinkled his fluffy face, his nose smelled the smell of cauliflower frantically, and was "disliked too much" Cauliflower, the big star of "A Passionate Fan", declined.

Cauliflower pushed his sunglasses and clicked his tongue: "How can you just shake hands with a fan? Those who didn't shake hands will definitely have opinions."

"..." Guan Yu looked back at the chickens in the box, and smiled bitterly, "Then I'll invite a few more over."

The chickens fluttered their wings and were caught by Guan Yu in front of the cauliflower, the cauliflower reservedly stretched out her right hand to hold the little chicken's paws, with a professional business smile on her face: "Thank you, thank you for your support. "

They are all chickens in the same chicken coop, and one cannot favor one over another. Cauliflower insisted on shaking hands with all 25 chickens, and then pinched the right shoulder and moved a few times.

Maomao barked a few times, and Guan Yu noticed that the body of the little cauliflower had gradually faded.

At the same time, there was a sudden knock on the door and Lancelot's voice downstairs.

"Mr. Guan! I have something urgent, so please open the door!"

Guan Yu made a decisive decision, said goodbye to cauliflower, let Doudou go upstairs with it in his arms, and went down with Tangtang in his arms to open the door.

"what happened?"

Lancelot was so tired that he gasped for breath: "I just saw a floating car spinning above the potato field. I don't know if it's a villain with ulterior motives!"

Guan Yu's nerves suddenly became tense, he first gave instructions to the peripheral robots, and then went upstairs to ask Doudou to help take care of Tangtang.

Lancelot followed in, looked around on the second floor, and was shocked when he found the box of chickens, and asked, "Mr. Guan, why did you bring the chickens home?"

"Tangtang wants to play." Just as Guan Yu finished speaking, he saw that the paper flower thrown by the cauliflower figurine was still there on the table.

Lancelot also saw it, and smiled brightly: "Is this paper flower also handmade by Tangtang? It's cute."

"I did it for him, but he said he had never seen flowers." Guan Yu quickly covered up.

What are you talking about at this time?Guan Yu was restless and hurriedly took him downstairs to see what was going on with the floating car.

As a result, as soon as the two got on the tractor driven by Lancelot, Guan Yu received a reply from the peripheral robot:

[The floating car belongs to Mr. Tang. 】

Guan Yu's hand on the steering wheel of the tractor froze, and he glanced at Lancelot beside him with an anxious expression from the corner of his eye, suddenly feeling a little strange in his heart.

Did Lancelot know that the car belonged to Tang Shaoan?

Or is this just a coincidence?

If it wasn't a coincidence, he suddenly appeared at this time, did he find something?

"Aren't you going to see it?" Lancelot found that Guan Yu hadn't moved for a long time, and asked again.

Guan Yu decided to test it out: "The robot said it was Tang Yiyi's car, and I'm contacting him."

"Mr. Tang's car?!" Lancelot's peach blossom eyes widened, and exclaimed, "I didn't know it was his car." After speaking, he patted his chest again, and said with emotion: "Fortunately, it's my own Yes, it scared the hell out of me."

When he was speaking, Guan Yu had been carefully observing his eyebrows and the micro-expressions on his face, but he couldn't find any sign of lying or acting.

But it is also possible that the acting skills are good, so there is no clue.

The corners of Guan Yu's lips curled up, and he also breathed a sigh of relief: "Yeah, fortunately, it's my own. I have to talk about Tang Yiyi, and I can't make this kind of oolong again."

"It's because I was too surprised," Lancelot scratched his head embarrassingly, clasping his hands together with a cute expression, "Mr. Guan, don't take it to heart, I'm too worried about something happening in the field."

"I would like to thank you for being so serious and responsible." Guan Yu patted him on the shoulder vigorously, his face full of approval, "Now the field has expanded, and there are many things to do. There are many things that I can't take care of. Do you want to Come help me share it?"

"Of course I am willing! If I can help Mr. Guan better, I don't think the salary I get is not an advantage."

Guan Yu nodded and smiled kindly: "Then from tomorrow onwards, I will entrust you with some of the work that Sister Liu is doing."

Lancelot cheerfully agreed, and then drove the tractor back to work on the farm.

When Guan Yu turned around, there was no smile on his face, and he sent a message to Tang Shao'an with his brain.

The opponent's black floating car quickly came from a distance, and then slowly landed in front of Guan Yu.

Tang Shaoan got off the car with a solemn expression, and shook his head slightly at Guan Yu.Guan Yu tensed his face, and the two entered the house together.

Tang Shaoan said coldly: "He should have lied to you."

Guan Yu turned around: "How do you know?"

"The floating car is a modified reconnaissance car, which can conduct thermal sensing monitoring within a radius of 1000 meters, 360 degrees without dead ends, and can analyze the specific shape of the heat source.

I spied him as I was leaving in the morning, working in the fields, and I didn't think much of it.Contacting this matter now, it can basically be concluded that he did it on purpose. "

Tang Shao'an's expression was stern, and the chill in his disguised blue eyes was intense: "How do you want to deal with it?"