Zai Zai Planet Farm [Rebirth]

Guan Yu lifted the little potato man to the table and let him sit there, while he went to the bedroom to appease the frightened Tangtang.

The bedroom with the curtains drawn was dark. The little baby was lying under the soft white quilt, only his little head with blond hair was exposed, and his little brows were slightly frowned: "Dad, is that a police officer?"

Thinking that Tangtang might have seen him many times, Guan Yu felt sore, sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his head, and said softly, "It's not a police officer, it's a potato."

Tangtang tilted her head, not understanding: "Potatoes? What are potatoes?"

Although the Guan family is well-off, because the ancient earth food with extremely low nutritional value cannot meet the needs of new humans, the little baby has never eaten potatoes or other food.

Guan Yu bought potato seeds today, which are completely different from ripe potato fruits.

"A kind of food that is round and earthy yellow..." Thinking of the little potato man in the living room who has to help himself to the table, Guan Yu stretched out his hand and picked Tangtang up: "Today, what Dad planted in the field is Potato, I'll take you to see it."

Under the warm light in the living room, the little potato man sat cross-legged on the table with his palms folded, his sesame eyes were open or closed, and his mouth with a black line was muttering something to himself.

When Tangtang saw Potato for the first time, she was curious and frightened, staring at it intently, while her two small arms hugged Guan Yu's neck tightly, not daring to approach it.

"This is a potato, but it's a refined one." Guan Yu sat down on a chair a little far away with Tangtang in his arms, let him lean on his chest, and explained to him, "Potatoes are the ancient earth species. It is a kind of food in the soil. In the past, people used potatoes to make many dishes, stewing, frying, roasting, frying, and frying. Each has its own taste.”

Guan Yu couldn't help swallowing when he thought of the sweet taste and unique potato flavor, and was moved by the potato villain's proposal.

If he could really grow a potato worth fifty, he wouldn't have to eat the green, greasy nutrient solution in the future, and he could sell the potatoes to make money to pay off his debts.

Guan Yu didn't doubt the ability of the little potato man, and the 20 potato seedlings outside the door that all survived and germinated were the best proof.

He asked: "You are talking about crossing the catastrophe, how can I help you?"

The potato villain's sesame eyes seemed to be a lot darker, and he said eagerly: "As long as you help me prepare all the four props for ascension, and survive the thunder disaster!"

"Four major props?" Guan Yu was at a loss.

The potato villain stood up and bowed slightly, very respectful and polite: "The necessary artifacts for crossing the catastrophe and ascending—white clothes, holy water, thunder, and lightning."

After hearing this, Guan Yu shook his head: "Thunder and lightning are so thunderous that I can't help you. The other two don't sound too difficult, but I can think of a way."

"It doesn't need to be so complicated," the potato villain waved his small matchstick-like hand, not paying attention, "It's fine to be a fake, as long as there are flashes and thunder."

Guan Yu: ...Can it still be like this?

Two 10 minutes later.

The lights in the bathroom were flickering and foggy, and the warm water from the shower head fell from the sky, and the strong water flow kept hitting a little potato man wrapped in a white handkerchief, making it kneel down and unable to get up.

"Crack!" The piercing metallic sound suddenly sounded.

The Potato Man shook his body suddenly, and covered his mouth with his hand with an "ah", as if he was about to spurt blood——

In fact, I didn't even spit out my saliva.

Watching all this, Guan Yu couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.His slender body is leaning against the bathroom door, his left hand is turning on and off the light switch, imitating the frequency of lightning; Xiao Tangtang by his leg is holding a thermos cup, and smashing the cup on the body of the cup, which is It was the source of the thunder "click!"

The evergreen actor of the 21st century has rich experience on the set, but he did not expect to become a staff member in charge of lighting and effects now.

The potato villain is wearing a white robe made of handkerchiefs, and is still vomiting blood at the moment, deeply involved in the play.Guan Yu's eyes were squinted by the ever-changing lights, and he was full of doubts: "You have been through the tribulation for almost 10 minutes, can you ascend?"

"Sure...uh...surely!" The Tudou villain supported his body with his black hands, looked up into the air, and snorted, "Why is the lightning getting denser and denser——"

After receiving the signal, Guan Yu turned on and off the light quickly, and asked Tangtang to knock faster and louder in a low voice. In an instant, the "lightning and thunder" in the bathroom became stronger.

Little Baby Tangtang thought this game was so much fun, her face was full of excitement, and the little fat man tapped harder and harder, while her eyes were fixed on the chubby body of the little potato man.

The "thunder" in the lightning stopped, and Tangtang stretched out her small arms, pointed at the potatoes flowing down the water, and anxiously called Guan Yu, "Dad! Dad!"

"What's the matter?" Guan Yu looked in the direction of the baby's little hand, and the action of switching the light was momentarily stopped.

But in a blink of an eye, the body of the little potato man in the handkerchief became much lighter. The round potato has become translucent, and his hands and feet have also turned gray. It seems that he will disappear in the next second. .

Guan Yu had an incredulous expression on his face: ...Could it be that he really ascended?

The potato villain also noticed his own changes. He wiped his left arm on his face, his line-shaped lips trembled and choked up, and said, "Old man... I have finally waited..."

Although the little potato man like a little old man is eccentric but cute, Guan Yu felt a little bit reluctant, and hurriedly asked, "You won't just disappear, will you?"

In the hazy mist, a golden halo seemed to appear on the top of the little potato man's head. Its mouth was bent with a black line, and its voice sounded much more distant and ethereal:

"Enlightenment is never separated from the Bodhi tree, and the Bodhi tree is by my side. If I fall alone, there will be tens of thousands of others standing up..." After saying that, its body was about to become transparent.

"Don't go! What do you mean?" Guan Yu always felt that there was something in what it said, and walked over quickly with long legs, trying to grab the little potato who was about to disappear.

"Soon...someone else will come to you..."

After the villain Tudou uttered the last sentence, he disappeared completely.The soaked white handkerchief fell from mid-air to the ground, and was washed to the wall by the current.

Guan Yu turned off the faucet, and the Tudou villain really succeeded in crossing the tribulation.

Xiao Tangtang was originally smiling, but now she found that the villain was gone, her palm-sized face was wrinkled into a ball, and her little mouth was about to burst into tears.

Guan Yu saw it as soon as he turned his head, and gently hugged the baby into his arms, running his big hands along his back, comforting him: "It's all right, it's all right."

"Is it dead?" Tangtang's small body asked with a strong nasal voice.

Disappeared and "dead" are almost the same.Guan Yu didn't know where the two-year-old Zai Zai knew the meaning of the word "death", but he didn't want the child to suffer too much that he shouldn't have to bear, so he made up a white lie: "It's not dead, it's dead." It's going to another place."

The baby's curiosity was aroused, with a tear bean hanging from the corner of his eye, he put his arms around his father's neck and asked, "Where did it go? Did it go home?"

"Yes, it's back home," Guan Yu coaxed him, "The villain will go home at night, so he can't play with Tangtang anymore. Next time we have a chance, let's play with it again?"

Xiao Tangtang nodded, tears fell from the corners of her eyes, although she was reluctant to give up, she still agreed with her father: "Okay, then we will play with it next time."

"It's a deal." Guan Yu nodded with a smile, but worried about what to do next.

Guan Yu, who took care of Tangtang and fell asleep, cleaned the bathroom, and lay on the bed, still couldn't think of a good solution.

The next morning, Guan Yu was awakened by shaking in his sleep.

Tangtang stood on the bed with her bare white feet, jumping up and down excitedly and shouting, "Dad! Dad, wake up!"

With his messy hair on his head, Guan Yu sat up sleepily, wrapped his arms around Tangtang's body to prevent him from falling, yawned and asked, "What's the matter?"

The little baby handed the little meaty hand to his father, with a sweet smile on his mouth, and his voice became higher: "It's Tudou! Tudou is here to find me!"

"Potatoes?" Guan Yu woke up instantly, blinked vigorously, and found that there was indeed a potato in the baby's hand.

It was a potato doll the size of a thumb, with a round body like winter, slender limbs, hands clasped together in front of the chest, the black line on the face and the mouth forming a curve, and it was a relationship with last night The potato men look exactly the same.

Guan Yu secretly felt strange, and asked Baby, "Where did you find Tangtang?"

"On the bed!" Tangtang held the doll in two chubby hands, with an expression of being careful not to damage it, looking left and right, she liked it very much.

When the consciousness in Guan Yu's mind touched the green leaf, the potato card popped out instantly, and the black "?" had turned into the shape of the potato villain with his palms folded, and the three lines of black characters below became:

【Product Name: Potatoes】

[Achievement: Overcoming Tribulation and Ascension]

[Unlock condition: unlocked]

Could it be that after achieving the achievement, it will disappear and become a little doll?Guan Yu thought of the potato planting skills that the potato villain once said, and walked outside with Tangtang, who was playing with toys, in his arms.

He opened the door and saw that the morning sun had poured into the potato field, and the twenty green potato seedlings had grown ten centimeters higher than last night, and they were particularly conspicuous in the endless yellow land.

Seeing is believing, the Potato Man seems to have really acquired the skill of planting potatoes!

Three days later, in the Institute of Botany.

When Song Yi and Nong Jiamao had just changed into their overalls and were about to start their day's work, they saw Guan Yu hurrying into the yard with Tangtang in his arms.

Standing in front of the office door on the second floor, Nong Jiamao raised his voice and asked him, "Mr. Guan, why are you here? Did something go wrong while planting potatoes?"

The black hair on Guan Yu's forehead was lifted by the wind, revealing a smooth and fair forehead, and his neat white teeth were very dazzling in the sun: "I have planted potatoes, but the fruit is a bit too much. I can't move it by myself. Can I pick it up?"

The author has something to say: Potato villain: Don't be too happy too early, the later ones will be even more silly. :)

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