Talking to nonsense about Sang Ma [system]

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Realizing that I had become a hairball again, I was filled with anger like a tire being punctured, and most of it ran away in an instant, and "flattened" all of a sudden.

Su Zhen "caught" the fur ball in time, did not let it fall to the ground, and rubbed the hair ball up and down with both hands unceremoniously.

Fu Zangzhou couldn't help but rolled his eyes in his heart:

Brother Zhen is really funny!

Regardless of the current situation, he doesn't care about the thieves at home, and only thinks about stroking his hair.

As if with a tacit understanding, the man walked towards the inner courtyard with the fur ball in his hands, and reminded: "Let's look at Fu Bai."

Mao Qiu let out a soft cry, unintentionally entangled in the current strange state, and the little milk voice anxiously said: "Brother Bai will be all right?"

The thief must have some tricks to bypass his carefully set up "organs", and it is easy to deal with Fu Xiucai who is not strong.

hope……

"My lord?" The stick man lay on the scroll in a trance, and he woke up after shouting several times. He was very surprised, "Why did you come back so soon? But what happened?"

Seeing Fu Xiucai's confused look, Fu Zangzhou couldn't help being silent.

What happened that you didn't even notice at home?

"The house was burglarized."

Sure enough, Fu Xiucai was very surprised, and asked, "There was a thief at home? Why didn't Xiaosheng hear anything?"

Fu Zangzhou was speechless.

If the person in front of him is changed, the scholar is replaced by Brother Zhen who has a closer relationship, he will definitely say "what's the use of you".

The big "living" person stays at home and doesn't respond at all after being stolen by thieves... Forget it.

After thinking about it, the little thief had no intention of hurting anyone, otherwise Fu Xiucai would have discovered the situation and stood up to stop him. His strength is low, and he would just "give away his head" for nothing.

If things are lost, they are lost, as long as nothing happens to people.

Thinking of this, Fu Zangzhou urged the man to check inside and out to see if there were any precious objects missing.

Although for him, the most precious thing in the family at present is the black barnyards in the two lands.

I walked from the back yard to the front yard, checked carefully, not even a single potted plant or a dish was spared, and found that apart from the black barnyard seedlings, there was nothing missing in the house.

Fu Zangzhou couldn't help but wonder how boring a thief is, stealing a house and cutting off a crop of black barnyard seedlings... is it simply "harm"?

Then Fu Xiucai said that before the young ghost king left, he had just found four missing from the box of black cakes left for him.

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Black barnyardgrass, black bad cake...

He squinted his eyes. Could it be that the little thief is a powerful ghost, he was really hungry, and came to steal the house when he found that there was food here?

Fu Xiucai didn't leave after saying that, and handed over a silver ingot, saying that it was found in the food box, and it might have been left by the thief.

The young ghost king was amused.

Want to buy a quarter of his black barnyard seedlings for a broken silver ingot?The little thief is quite good at calculating!

"Don't worry, Xiao Zhou." Su Zhen stroked the fur ball, and slowly combed the fur. "The thief is short of food. Once he gets it, he is likely to wait for an opportunity to steal it again. We just need to set up a game, or he can be lured into it. Then you can catch the thief and take the stolen goods.”

Fu Zangzhou sighed: "It has to be like this," said ruthlessly, "The little thief is too cunning, he erased all traces and breath completely."

Otherwise, summon the spirit, and follow the breath, or you can track down the whereabouts of the thief.

Instead, he said, "But I have to see if those black barnyard seedlings can be saved."

If you want to set up a trap to attract thieves, you have to wait.

so far so good.The young ghost king thought to himself, he was not in a hurry to hatch the jade rhino dolphin eggs, otherwise he would really worry that the hungry ghost would kill and eat the "pig" he raised.

Dolphins, piglets too.

According to the brochure, the jade rhino dolphin looks similar to the little fragrant pig. The only difference is that the jade rhino dolphin grows a huge rhino horn from the end of its nose like a rhinoceros. ivory-like teeth.

Fu Zangzhou originally planned to return from hunting and start hatching little fragrant pigs... A slip of the tongue, it was the jade rhinoceros dolphin.

However, it became like this ghost...

Can't help being distressed, the milky voice sighed: "What should I do, brother Zhen, I don't know how to change back to human form."

Su Zhen said: "Didn't it change back yesterday?"

Fu Zangzhou was strangely silent.

It can be said that the reason why he successfully transformed back last time was that he was poked at an unspeakable part by a man, and he was "stimulated" all at once, and he turned back into a human as soon as his mind went blank——

"Ah" whispered, embarrassed and annoyed: "Brother Zhen, why are you poking again..."

The effect is remarkable.

The young ghost king who was poked anxiously and embarrassingly became excited and successfully transformed back.

The ears and cheeks were extremely hot, and the big black eyes stared at the man accusingly: Brother Zhen, when did Brother Zhen become a hooligan? !

Su Zhen took his hand away calmly, with a calm attitude: "This is turning back into a human being."

Thank you so much!Want us to say hard work?

Fu Zangzhou thought angrily.

It won't work if it goes on like this, you can't let Brother Zhen poke... poke back into human form every time, right?

If you poke too much and it gets damaged, who will you ask for compensation?

Yes, he has already discovered the fact that when he gets emotional, he can't control himself, and he will turn into a ball of hair.

I don't know why, but it is a problem that needs to be solved urgently.

Otherwise, it’s just inconvenient. If you become a ball of hair when fighting with people, just wait to be blown up... Could it be that you expect to be cute and pretend to be pitiful, and defeat others without fighting?

Thinking about something, he suddenly felt a warm finger poking into his slightly tight mouth.

The young ghost king came back to his senses, and opened his mouth in surprise: "Zhen, Brother Zhen?"

The fingers stayed at the jaws, without going further, and touched the canines beside the lateral incisors.

The man said in a low voice, "The teeth are growing."

Why? ?real?He just observed it the day before yesterday, and the teeth on both sides just showed a little "bud"!

Quickly took out the small mirror and looked at it.

Fu Zangzhou's eyes widened in surprise, the fangs grew into fangs as the name suggests, similar to the small canine teeth that people often say, thinner, longer and sharper, but fortunately not too exaggerated, otherwise it would be uncoordinated and ugly dead.

Subconsciously bit his lip with his fangs... Well, it's not as sharp as it looks, it doesn't hurt to bite.

Just thinking this way, a bloody smell suddenly came out of his mouth.

The man's fingers rubbing the fangs were pierced by the fangs.

"Brother Zhen!" Fu Zangzhou was taken aback, and hurriedly helped Su Zhen to deal with the bleeding finger, complaining, "Don't touch me...does it hurt?"

Su Zhen shook his head slightly: "It doesn't hurt."

It's just bleeding, it's not a big deal

The wound looked quite deep, so deep that it was almost bone-deep, the young ghost king couldn't help but froze for a moment.

Unexpectedly, the newly grown teeth are so sharp. Brother Zhen has been practicing martial arts for many years, and his fingertips are covered with a thick layer of calluses, so he was stabbed like this.

My mind suddenly twisted, thinking, if his teeth touch someone, he will hurt someone, who will kiss him in the future, won't it trigger a series of "bloody incidents"?

The next moment, I was embarrassed by this inexplicable thought.

Why worry about kissing?

Why does Brother Zhen's face automatically appear in my mind when I think of someone to kiss?

Glancing secretly at the man, he shifted his gaze guiltily when the man cast him a suspicious look.

Not good, not good.

Why are you so obsessed with Brother Zhen?

He still hasn't figured out how this man defines his identity. If he is really raised as a cheap son, isn't it too heavy-handed?

"What are you thinking, Xiao Zhou?"

"No...cough, I didn't think about anything." Hurrying to gather up his turbulent thoughts, Fu Zangzhou said solemnly, "The wound is healed, brother Zhen, please be careful not to touch the water, and next time, don't touch my teeth if you have nothing to do. La."

Su Zhen asked back: "The new teeth grow suddenly, do you feel any discomfort?"

Fu Zangzhou bit his lip again, not sure: "There's nothing uncomfortable... right?"

He was slapped in the face not long after.

When eating, he bit off the porcelain spoon in one bite, and when drinking tea, his teeth accidentally "gnawed off" the edge of the cup.

The young Ghost King had a piece of porcelain in his mouth, with embarrassment written all over his face.

The teeth are too sharp, and he can't control his strength for a while, how can he eat and drink in the future?

All changes should have something to do with the hairball.

So inconvenient.

After biting the fifth bowl, his excitement turned into a hairball again. Fu Zangzhou couldn't help asking the system for help:

System system, can you give me a solution?

The system has always been aloof, never giving any response to the young ghost king, except for issuing tasks——

【Do you want to take the lv0 to lv1 comprehensive exam?whether. 】

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

I've been so busy these days that I almost forgot about leveling up.

Calculating the time, there are at least two exams a year, and three months have passed this year... It is really time to prepare and take the "midterm exam".

Furthermore, the system didn't directly answer his question, but the sudden upgrade exam reminder already explained the problem.

It is very possible that he can only control the mutation of his body if he is upgraded?

So in less than three seconds of thinking, the young ghost king decided not to be greedy for ease, even... even if he failed the exam and was fined, he had to take the first step.

Think about it, there are 99 levels at the full level, so you can't really take the 50-year test, right?

So I made up my mind, if I can't be coaxed, I will be tough.

Of course, Fu Cangzhou didn't immediately start the main task of the exam.

Only by arranging the reality well can we devote ourselves to the exam without distraction, the most important thing is...

I have to give it a few days, and I'm cramming!

Practice brush calligraphy, exercise hand speed; stroke the key points of the book, make a surprise review; and then ask Fu Xiucai to make up a cultural lesson for me, in case I take another classical Chinese exam...

well arranged.

Instructing everyone, including Su Zhen, not to disturb him, they rushed to the "examination room" with pride and arrogance...

study.

There are still [-] small questions, [-] big questions, four hours, from morning to night, with a half-hour break at noon.

Maybe it was the surprise review that worked, or it may have been that he had been studying seriously all along. After all, he had experienced the tempering of the college entrance examination. This time, he was well prepared. Fu Zangzhou's culture test was very smooth.

There are some questions that he is not sure about, so he will leave them blank without hesitation, and guarantee that he will get all the marks for the questions that he will do, and then go back and do the few questions that he is not sure about.

The training of hand speed has achieved remarkable results. At least this time, the embarrassment of the first time did not appear again, and he was so hurried that he didn't even finish the questions.

Don't care about his three sevens and 21, he can do what he can't do, answer all the questions, and write the "test paper" completely without leaving a single blank.

When the time is up, the test paper will be submitted automatically.

You don't have to wait for the results like in reality. In less than a second, the system gave an accurate score: 79.5 points.

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Only an average of [-] points can pass the assessment, and the next "practical examination" is still unknown...

A puff of breath was held in his chest, and he was directly suffocated into a ball of hair.

[The second test, the actual combat assessment is open. 】

Fu Zangzhou:? ? ?

Wait a minute, system, wait until I transform back into a human form... What a ghost!The system's style is not sloppy at all, and there is no chance for people to react at all. It was dark in front of them, and they appeared in a claustrophobic space.

chaos.

Silence.

The hairball floated in the air, a little dumbfounded: Where is this?

The next moment, the hairs all over his body exploded, and there was nothingness in front of his eyes, but his subconscious mind sounded the danger alarm.

It was a huge figure with a ferocious face, eyes staring like a copper basin, red as if dripping blood... The ghost suddenly appeared, and without giving anyone time to breathe, it hit the fur ball with one paw.

Fu Zangzhou couldn't help hissing, dizzy and staring.

If he wants to fight back, a hairball has no hands or feet, and even in this form, he can't even use spells, so he can only...

Being pressed to the ground and rubbed!friction!

The young ghost king was miserable, and felt that his internal organs had been displaced.

If this continues, he will probably be beaten to death! !

However, his body was out of control, and was slapped by the unknown ghost like a football.

I don't know how long he has been beaten, the young man who has never suffered much from the beating is full of anger.

It is the "Kyanite" flashing on the forehead, exuding a clear light, spreading from the forehead to the whole body.

The light blue clear light forms a transparent protective cover, which is thin and tough, blocking the attacks of ghosts.

Fu Zangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and he couldn't help grinning in the shape of a hairball—it hurts so much!

However, the ghost did not give up, and slapped the huge palm viciously, with such force that it directly slapped the "protective cover" with a crack.

Where did the Madebro system get the ghosts? Isn't this scary? !

Fu Zangzhou held his breath, forced himself to calm down, and thought about how to change back to human form.

The doll may not be able to compete with this big guy, at least he can hide or sneak attack...

It's a pity that before he could think of a way, there were a few vague "clicks", the protective shield was overwhelmed, and was smashed to pieces by the ghost.

They continued to be pressed and rubbed.

The young ghost king is in despair...

Wouldn't he just be beaten to death like this?This bloody actual combat directly sealed the system skills, such as controlling the spirit and the black coffin, and now he has no power to resist.

No matter what, I couldn't swallow this breath.

The mind became very clear in an instant.

While enduring being beaten by the ghost, he slowly mobilized the power in his body.

The small hair ball suddenly grows bigger and becomes...

Big hairballs.

In the past, you can hold it with your hands together, but now you probably have to spread your arms to hug it.

The kyanite loomed on the forehead, and the next moment the hairball turned into a human.

Fu Zangzhou didn't even have time to change his breath, and immediately showed his fingernails. When the ghost rushed over, he also stepped forward, tearing the opponent's "flesh body" fiercely.

Open the lips lightly, swallowing the other person's breath... Hey, why is this thing without breath?

Doubts flashed by, before he had time to think about it, he was slapped by the evil ghost and slapped his head.

Both eyes are black.

I cried in my heart: "I will die—"

There was a sudden light in front of his eyes, Fu Zangzhou opened his eyes suddenly, and was startled when he saw the familiar room.

System prompt: [In this actual combat assessment, the host persisted for an hour and 10 minutes and was eliminated, score: 80.5. 】

[The average score of the two tests is 80, reaching "good". 】

[Congratulations to the host for upgrading to lv1.Sprinkle flowers! 】

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Co-authoring the actual combat test means being beaten, and the length of time you persist is related to the level of your score.

Thinking of being beaten like this at least twice a year in the future, it's a dead end, okay?

It's useless to spread flowers and be cute, the system is a scam!

The mechanical sound continued, and the rewards for passing the main mission ([-]) were first issued, [-] Ming coins and [-] quality points.

Since the host's grades did not reach "excellent", no additional "scholarship" could be obtained.

When it was over, the system threw two questions one after another——

[War pattern can be activated.Activate now? 】

[You can choose battle patterns: "Insight", "Listening", "Deterrence", "Cunning", "Impermanence", "Greed"...]

There are twelve optional battle patterns.

Fu Zangzhou was slightly taken aback, he almost forgot about the war pattern.

War pattern, which belongs to "talent" in the game, can be understood as a passive skill, or "buff".

Through inference tasks, a certain battle pattern will be unlocked when certain conditions are met.

In each round of battle, players can choose a battle pattern to wear to strengthen a certain aspect of ability.

The current situation is different from the game. Although the name of the war pattern is the same as in the game, the specific abilities are different.

The point is that there is only one chance to choose a war pattern.

Once a battle pattern is selected, it will take effect for a long time and cannot be changed.

Therefore, which battle pattern to choose must be cautious.

Fu Zangzhou scanned the description of the battle patterns.

It is not useless to directly screen out the last nine, those that belong to the "buff" category, such as increasing the speed, or enhancing the power of a certain type of spell, but compared to the first three, they are inferior.

The first three, "Insight", "Listening" and "Deterrence", are not buffs at all, but bugs.

"Insight": It can see through the past and future of people, gain insight into cause and effect, and see through reincarnation.

"Listening": finally able to listen to the sound of heaven and earth, and the sound of all things. What kind of mind-reading skills?

"Deterrence": Regardless of the strength of the opponent, the "deterrence" will make people bow their heads.

It's unbelievable that the cheating is happening.

Of course, like skills, war patterns need to be upgraded with quality points;

Only when the level is raised to the highest level can the above-mentioned effects be achieved.

Fu Zangzhou hesitated several times, and first ruled out "deterrence".

How should I put it, this and the following nine battle patterns, if one day he cultivates the "Chunqiu Mingshu" to great success, with his own strength, he may be able to do it.

It is "insight" and "listening". Even if one has practiced to the point of referring to yin and yang and reversing spring and autumn as mentioned in the general outline of "Chunqiu Mingshu", it is impossible to see through the cycle of cause and effect, or to listen to the will of heaven.

Tangled and tangled, after all, I am more excited about "insight".

After all, the battle pattern has just been activated, and the level is too low, so the effect of "listening" may not be very obvious;

As for "insight", even if you can only see the picture one second in the future, you may gain the upper hand in the battle with the enemy, or in the past one second, when you have no clue when doing the task, you may have an extra clue.

Make a decision and stop hesitating.

Anyway, no matter which battle pattern is activated, it is actually "earned" for him.

Perceiving his thoughts, his figure suddenly shrunk and rounded, turning into a big ball of hair.

Fu Zangzhou froze for a moment, then relaxed his mind.

It was not for nothing that he was beaten for an hour. Now he has mastered how to change between the human form and the hairball, and even control whether the hairball is big or small.

only……

I always feel that there is some change in my body, and I can't tell what's going on for a while.

Don't think too much.

There was a burst of heat on the forehead, kyanite looming, and a layer of blood covered the round, dark eyes, which gradually became thicker and turned into dark red streamers.

It was just a stick of incense, and the battle pattern was activated.

The boy turned back into a human again, and took out a small mirror to take a picture—it was okay, it was okay, he almost thought that the system really had some kind of tattoo engraved on his forehead or in his eyes... That's really unorthodox.

Blinking his eyes, everything in front of him was no different from what he saw before.

See the description of "Insight", the first level can really take effect.

Reluctantly allocated two quality points to upgrade it to the first level.

At the first level, you can't see any cause and effect, reincarnation, only a small chance, when you see a certain creature at a certain moment, the battle pattern will be activated, and then you will see a clip of two to five seconds in the past or in the future.

Fu Zangzhou was not disappointed, and even felt that it was much more powerful than he imagined. He thought he could only see it for a second if he was exhausted!

Although this "two seconds to five seconds", there is great uncertainty:

The screen clip may be something that happened ten years later, or it may happen just a second ago.

Like a child who got a new toy, the young ghost king couldn't wait to go out and find someone to experiment with the effect of the war pattern.

For example, brother Zhen...cough.

After all, resisting the impulse, he has not responded to the second question of the system——

[Do you want to open the "extracurricular training class"? 】

[Note: A training session consists of 32 class hours, and a tutoring fee of 160 coins is required. 】

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Is the system afraid that he won't be able to spend the coins?

Still taking tutoring... What are you doing tutoring? Are you going to be beaten for 32 class hours!

However, after complaining, I paid 160 yuan honestly.

In order to get rid of the pain of exams as soon as possible, just take tutoring!

After all, being able to pass the exam this time actually had a certain element of luck.

I don't know what kind of model this training class is.

The next moment, the system told him the answer:

In the next [-] days, he will be free to choose the class time, enter the chaotic space of the actual combat assessment, and conduct actual combat training... Is it really a beating?

At the same time, the system sends a "handout" every day for him to refer to and study, so as to check for gaps and make up for omissions.

After reading it, Fu Zangzhou explained that his mood was much more peaceful, which is not bad.

Although there are books for him to study, but cultivation is not a matter of dropping a book bag, it all depends on his own thinking, it is inevitable that there will be confusion, and he may even fall into misunderstandings without knowing it.

With the systematic "teaching", I can avoid many detours... The 160 ghost coins are well spent.

So he planned to turn off the panel and stayed in the house for a day, afraid that brother Zhen would be worried.

The mechanical sound suddenly sounded again——

[Congratulations to the host for becoming an adult. 】

[I hereby present a copy of the "Adult Gift Package".Do you accept it? 】

Fu Zangzhou was silent.

I don’t know how the system calculates his age. According to the calculation, he is already an adult, and according to the calculation of the top [-], his birthday has not yet come... Well, wait, now he can control the changes of the hairball independently, so...

Is it true that as Brother Zhen said, his body is actually a hairball? !

Surprised too much is no surprise.

Accept the big gift packages silently, don't take the free ones for nothing.

When I opened it, I found that the system was as stingy as ever: fifty coins, and half a catty of green grass seeds.

What is Qingcao?

The dough of the mushroom buns is made from flour ground from green grass.

Thinking of the black barnyard seedlings stolen by the thief, Fu Zangzhou stroked his chest, finally calming down.

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"Brother Zhen!"

Long before the boy uttered his voice, Su Zhen sensed the approach of the other party, and raised his eyes to look at the other party, his eyes were as calm as ever, but...

The heart is not as calm as the surface.

Youth... no, perhaps youth.

It is the same appearance and appearance as before, and there is no change in height and body, which makes people feel that it has suddenly become "mature".

She has a beautiful face, which obviously hasn't changed, but somehow exudes a kind of... strange illusion?

Can't help but...

If Su Zhen is familiar with Internet slang, the first time he sees the visitor, I am afraid that a word will immediately pop up in his mind——

Full of color.

Think day.

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Can't figure it out.

Why do you think Brother Zhen is weird?

Is it possible that Brother Zhen doesn't know him if I don't see him for a day?

He opened his mouth to speak, but the words stuck in his throat the next second.

That is, the eyes are wide open, the mouth is slightly opened——

What the hell is that flashing image just now? !

He, a majestic ghost king, why would he take the initiative to straddle Brother Zhen's thigh, like a gangster molesting a good woman, he is very unrestrained, with one arm around the man's neck, the other hand tearing the other's clothes, and offering his mouth, Randomly licking and kissing each other's lips.

The scariest thing is...

Through the clip of two or three seconds, he clearly saw that the time was night, the place was in this bedroom, and Brother Zhen was wearing the clothes he was wearing now.

He didn't even miss it, the book that Brother Zhen was holding was casually thrown aside.

What The Fuck!