Talking to nonsense about Sang Ma [system]

Flash forward a thousand years.

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Zhan Ling is a sophomore in a prestigious university.

As a staunch materialist, she never believes in the existence of ghosts and gods;

Even if I have personally experienced "spiritual events", I firmly believe that there are some people who are deceptive, bluffing, or some kind of strange scientific phenomenon. All the unsolved mysteries are just that the current level of technology is not developed enough to solve the mysteries in a short time.

However, what happened that night completely overturned her cognition.

The belief in materialism has been crumbling since then...

It all started with the voice calling after she fell asleep.

An unfamiliar male voice, far away, yet seems to be close to the ear, calling her name——

"Zhan Ling, Zhan Ling..."

With the ringing of the chain, she got up in a daze, and looked down to find that her hands and feet were shackled.

"who are you!"

It felt so real that she couldn't believe it was a dream.

Regardless of whether it was a dream or not, the person in front of him didn't look like a good person at first glance, and immediately shouted: "Come on, come on..."

She lived in a collective dormitory, and she believed that such a loud voice could wake up all her roommates.

The strangely dressed man looked at her and shook his head, looking at her helplessly, but his words were unceremonious: "Stop struggling, you are already dead. Follow me to hell!"

"What... dead? What nonsense are you talking about!"

It's a pity that no matter how much Zhan Ling shouted and struggled, the chains that tightly bound her hands and feet seemed to have their own attraction, "attracting" her to move her steps uncontrollably.

Follow strange and dangerous interlopers away.

Not giving up, she tried to call for help until——

The body passed through the wall.

That strange feeling was something she would never forget, and she shut her mouth abruptly.

The man who let her shout and struggle, said leisurely: "Do you believe me? You are really dead. Just be honest and meet the King of Hades with me!"

"See Hades" was just a casual remark by the ecstasy envoy.

Zhan Ling really wanted to rub her eyes, or someone poured cold water on her to wake her up.

She never believed in ghosts and gods, so why would she have such a godlike and extremely realistic dream?

She followed the man who called himself "Soul Seducer" through a long road with no end in sight.

On both sides of the road, swaying with the wind... Red lotuses blooming in full bloom?

Layers upon layers of petals, without leaves and receptacles, are astonishingly beautiful, with a trace of ghosts, which makes people think of the legend of "Bi An Hua".

In particular, one side of the flower is a tumbling river.

What I saw in front of me was beyond my imagination.

Zhan Ling fell silent.

Silently followed the ecstasy envoy across the curved bridge.

On the other side of the bridge, there stands a gate tower impressively. On the gate tower, there are two big characters "Qingzhou" written on it.

She murmured subconsciously: "Qingzhou?"

The soul ecstasy thought she was talking to him, and said, "That's right, the underground and the yang world are reflections of each other. If you die in Qingzhou, the ghost will fall in Qingzhou."

At this time, Zhan Ling had calmed down. The current situation was too weird. He wanted to find out more information, so he followed the other party's topic and asked, "Ghost registration? Is it household registration?"

The soul ecstasy looked lazy, but she had a good temper. Seeing that she was no longer making noise, he answered patiently: "Yes. The life and death of all living beings are under the control of Emperor Mingsi, and people have household registration. Of course you have to have a ghost registration if you die...here," he pointed to the modern small villa on the first floor ahead, "Ghost Bureau, register your ghost registration here first, and when you have a guide, the chains on your hands and feet will be automatically released."

The "ghost political situation" made Zhan Ling, who was so worried, almost laughed.

Ghost government...corresponds to "civil government"?

The panic faded away inexplicably, and he suddenly became curious about the underworld.

For the fact that he is dead, there is still no sense of reality.

Zhan Ling found that the underworld was extremely efficient in handling affairs, and he got the "road guide" in a short while.

Playing with Lu Yin, she couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

The feeling of this fake fruit machine...isn't it funny?

"Little Bird is here, he is a guide, you go with him to the Education Bureau to get your books and report!"

Zhan Ling came back to his senses, and hurriedly said, "What are you getting books and newspapers..."

Before the question was finished, the ecstasy disappeared as if teleported.

The girl looked bewildered, and just when she was feeling at a loss, an owl flew towards her.

The feeling of being fierce and cute is normal, and she probably couldn't help but start to stroke her hair.

The fierce and cute owl turned into a little boy a few years old.

The little boy had no expression on his face, and when he spoke, he "jumped" word by word, like a robot: "New ghost report, follow me."

Zhan Ling was confused.

The little boy seemed to have short legs, and his walking speed was faster than that of the ecstasy.

The girl hesitated for a moment, then trotted to follow, and asked, "Little friend, where are we going?"

The little boy has a cool appearance, and he doesn't ignore people when he hears questions.

Concise words are better than clarity.

Soon, I figured out the situation: every new ghost has to undergo compulsory education ranging from 90 to 900 years.

It is said that the family planning in the yang world has led to insufficient reincarnation indicators in the underworld, so more and more ghost people have to stay in the underworld.

In order to improve everyone's cultural quality, Emperor Mingsi actively promoted the development of education in the prefecture.

Not only ordinary ghosts like her have to receive compulsory education, those evil spirits and demons who have caused disasters everywhere are captured and sent to the [-]th floor of hell. , and ideological and political education.

Even if the prison sentence expires, you must pass the exam before you can regain your freedom.

Zhan Ling, who almost forgot that she was "dreaming", felt pity for those evil spirits and demons for a moment.

However, since he chose to commit crimes, he deserved more punishments! !

——The girl with a strong sense of justice thought so.

"In addition to the ghost political bureau and the education bureau, is there a court or something?" she asked.

The little boy's tone was unwavering like an endorsement: "The Ministry of Justice, the Ministry of Local Security, the Department of Ghost Resource Security, the Ministry of Finance, the Department of Reincarnation, the Department of Technology and Law, and the Department of Emergency Management. Except for the Department of Reincarnation, each department has a bureau or institute. .”

The more Zhan Ling listened, the more embarrassing she became, and her curiosity prompted her to continue asking: "What is the Ministry of Local Security?"

The little boy stopped suddenly.

Turning his head, a pair of big round, black and lifeless eyes stared straight at her.

Zhan Ling's scalp tingled from being watched, thinking that the other party was annoyed by the question, and just when he was about to say "I'm sorry", the boy suddenly threw a... leaflet?

She was taken aback for a moment, and before she knew it, she finished reading the words on the list.

It clearly explained the organizational structure of the underworld, the basic rules that the ghost people should follow, and some "recruitment" revelations, such as "the civil service exam every 50 years", and "KFC recruits waiters". What is "Youyun Logistics urgently needs a courier brother"...

As if in this world.

Zhan Ling's eyes fell on the introduction text of "Ministry of Local Security"——

Di'an, that is, "underworld security".

The Ministry of Ground Security is equivalent to the violent agency in Yangjian, and also has the functions of the Disciplinary Inspection Commission, directly under Yan Jun.

Yan Jun is also the king of Hades. Except for the Emperor of the Underworld, the highest ruler in the Netherworld is the so-called "one person is under one person and above ten thousand people".

As for Emperor Mingsi...

Zhan Ling felt confused and didn't understand what the position was.

In addition, people who are well-known among the people, such as judges, are actually the top leaders of the Department of Reincarnation?

Bull head and horse face, uh, is it considered a prison guard in the underworld?

"Mengpo" doesn't sell Mengpo soup, and manages an assembly line dedicated to washing twins?

Wash twins?

The girl looked dazed.

The first reaction was the fetus in the mother's womb...it sounds weird.

"Fei Peng."

Qing Lingling's male voice, young and pleasant, called Zhan Ling's attention back.

She looked up, and at some point, a... same-sex couple appeared in front of her.

Why was she so sure that those two were a couple?Who has ever seen two men who are so sticky and ambiguous, holding hands with fingers crossed?

"My lord." The boy saluted respectfully.

"Isn't Huai Gui on duty today? Did he bully you?"

Fei Peng honestly shook his head: "He has something to do, so he will change shifts with his subordinates."

Zhan Ling stood aside without embarrassment, wanted to leave but didn't know where to go.

Hearing the little boy say "subordinate" in one mouthful, I feel that it is very inconsistent.

Obviously, the other three people present didn't feel anything wrong.

Fu Zangzhou nodded, his gaze drifted past the girl, and then back to his gaze in the next second, with a soft "Huh".

Zhan Ling subconsciously stood at attention.

I was puzzled: the other party's eyes were obviously not malicious, but somehow it made her feel like her legs were trembling and she was under a lot of pressure.

"...Has your fate been tampered with?"

The youth murmured.

Zhan Ling didn't understand if he heard it, but suddenly felt top-heavy for a moment, accompanied by the other party's soft "return", and his heart jumped...

A Gulu sat up.

The girl looked around blankly, only to find a familiar arrangement.

Where did she go to the underworld, wouldn't she sleep well on the bed in the dormitory?

"How many years, some guys are ready to jump again?"

Fu Zangzhou muttered: "Brother Zhen, do you want to do another 'strike hard'?"

Su Zhen nodded.

"Well, go back and discuss with Elder Brother and Brother Zhong... Invite Yin Xiuzhu and the others to have a discussion."

Su Zhen had no objection at all.

The local official raised his mouth: "Old rules, Brother Zhen will preside over the meeting."

"can."

"Okay, the movie is about to start soon...I'll talk about it when I come back." Fu Zangzhou paused again, "Do you want to go with Fei Peng? With your avatar here, it doesn't matter if you skip work occasionally."

Fei Peng is not like an unreliable boss who thinks about it and thinks about it: "The subordinates have to get the perfect attendance award."

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

Got it.I don't know when, his followers became money fans one by one.

Fei Peng is not his follower.

It was the former spirit-controlling owl. After the construction of the underworld, he spent a lot of resources and cultivated it for more than 500 years, and finally allowed him to be "reborn".

The other spirit-controlling crow, also known as the "Huai Gui" in his mouth, was treated equally.

In view of the fact that the two ghosts retain the talent of controlling spirits, are one of the very few beings in the underworld who have the ability to incarnate thousands of times, and their military strength is also top-notch, they are the guides of the underworld, referred to as "guides".

"And," the child said with a serious look, "Uncle White Ghost said that if you disturb a ghost's relationship, you will be struck by lightning."

The white ghost he was talking about was Changchun in white who is currently in charge of the Ghost Power Resources Security Department.

Fu Zangzhou supported his forehead: "Is that guy getting older and more and more fond of gossiping?"

"The subordinates still have to go to work. Goodbye, my lord."

Lord Magistrate: "..."

Forget it.

He doesn't care about children.

"Let's go too, brother Zhen, don't miss the opening of the movie... It is said that there will be a thousand years ago, you and me... cough, love scene.

"I hope it won't be as bloody as last time's Lian Shang.

"Brother Zhen, tell me, what's on the mind of the current director? To actually shoot a plot where we fight against a woman? I don't know if I'm..."

Concubine Heng on the Nie family tree! !

"Don't worry, Xiao Zhou."

The man comforted him slowly: "When that person dies, we can file a lawsuit like the Ministry of Justice."

"What? Litigation for what?"

"Reputation."

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

moment.He raised the corner of his mouth: "Brother Zhen, I'll wait for him to die... hey." With a roll of his eyes, he could know the time of death of all living beings, "Is he stabbed to death by his wife tomorrow?" Shaking his head, "It's miserable. But It's also retribution..."

The so-called well-known director is simply a bastard with no moral integrity, abandoning his wife, and even reluctant to pay child support, all the money was spent on the little lover No. [-], [-], [-], and [-].

As soon as he thought about it, Lord Ghost King forgot about the deaths of irrelevant people... I have seen too many deaths in these years, sighed and sighed, and it lasted less than a second.

Su Zhen suddenly said: "There are few couples in the world like Xiaozhou and me."

Fu Zangzhou: "..."

When men are getting older, they just love to chatter, especially recently, I don’t know what to read from the Yangshi Internet, and they have learned a lot of rustic love words.

From time to time, one or two sentences pop up when people are unprepared.

From being fascinated by Lei from the beginning to the end...

Just smile and be silent.

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