Buddhist villains are cheated daily

"Who called me?"

I run out of black lines: "..."

"I'm calling you."

The rough guy's system paused: "Oh! So it's the new host, oops, I haven't received a new mission for hundreds of years, why is Lord God so kind this time?"

Wu Zhen was a little embarrassed, he said: "My name is Wu Qing, what do you call it?"

He understands that the system actually has all kinds of emotions, so it's better to be polite when meeting for the first time, and life will be easier afterwards.

The rough guy System smiled boldly: "I don't have a name, so you can call me whatever you want, or System, anyway, I haven't seen a living person for hundreds of years, so I'm very happy to meet you today! "

I was ashamed, and he said: "Then can you transmit the information of this world to me now?"

"Hey! Good!"

As soon as the voice fell, the information was transmitted to my mind.

It turns out that this world is no longer the earth. This planet has no name at all, and it has not yet been discovered.The original owner was just a weak and pitiful kitten, but he was brought to this planet for some unknown reason, and the handsome man who helped him just now was Major General Gu Lin from planet RH7. Falling here, fortunately, he did not die.After recuperating his body, he met the injured Wuzhen on the way, and then that is what Wuzhen saw.

There are many strange animals and plants on this unnamed planet, but some plants are similar to those on the earth.

It's just that one has to be careful in the face of the unknown, otherwise one day one dies without knowing how one died.

Gu Lin's personality is calm and gentle, he is a humble and noble son, there is absolutely no problem with his character.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t take the initiative to help the injured kitten. I sighed lightly, and felt that I was really sad. Why did I not even count as a person after time travelling.

The military uniform on Gu Lin's body was already in tatters, and he had a pistol on his waist, making him look very tall.

I curled up in Gu Lin's arms, yawned, and then asked the rough guy system: "Then what is my mission this time?"

The rough guy system smiled honestly: "I'll look through it!"

Wu Xing: "..."

This still needs to be flipped? !

After a while, the rough guy system said: "Just send Gu Lin out of this planet."

I was taken aback for a moment, asking a kitten like him to send this young and promising major general home?

He was a little speechless, so he said, "Do you want to take care of this mission? This is not survival in the wilderness. Besides, Gu Lin is a major general. He must have a way to escape."

"Then maybe, what if Gu Linzhong suffers from some kind of illness and dies?" the rough man said with a big laugh.

My head was full of black threads, he said helplessly: "That's all."

"Hey, if you don't want to be the host, then there is actually another task." The rough man said with a naive smile.

I was taken aback, "There are more than one mission? So are there multiple missions in each world? Then you choose one of them?"

"That's right, I chose the easiest one for you. If you don't believe me, you can complete the task by watching this task [sex with Gu Lin a hundred times]," said the rough man.

Wu Xing: "..."

Inhuman.

Cats are not spared!

The rough guy saw that I didn't respond, so he said again: "[let Gu Lin follow you with all his heart and wear women's clothes for you for three years]..."

"Okay, okay...I don't want to hear it anymore."

My head hurts, and he thinks that he may be really unlucky, which is why he encountered so many wonderful tasks.

"Look, did I choose the easiest one for you?" the rough guy sub-system said with a smile.

"Yes, you really chose..." Wu Qing said helplessly.

The rough man said as if asking for credit: "Then you should take the time to talk to me, I haven't chatted with anyone for a long time."

I was speechless, and then replied: "Okay..."

Then the rough guy said a lot of words, which made my exhausted head buzzing, and I almost didn't collapse.

Fortunately, the rough guy system knew enough was enough, so he quickly shut up and went to sleep.

Wu Qing was also relieved, he nestled in Gu Lin's arms, he fell asleep soon after being warm.

Gu Lin walked in the forest for a while, looked at the kitten in his arms, shook his head helplessly, stroked my head gently and said in a low voice: "You can really sleep well, and you are not afraid that I will leave you behind. Go away by yourself."

In my arms, I shook my fluffy little ears, not sure if I heard it.

Gu Lin couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips. There had never been such a fluffy and cute creature on his planet. It was soft to the touch, and very timid, as if it could be scared out of its wits just by being frightened.

He didn't know that Wuzhen was a cat, so he said to himself: "I don't know what your name is, what race you are, why don't I give you a name?"

Wu Jin, who was sleeping soundly, would naturally not answer, and after a while, Gu Lin whispered, "Why don't you just call..."

After thinking for a long time, Gu Lin didn't think of a suitable name. He looked at the little thing in his arms in frustration, and then said, "Let's call you little thing?"

Wu Zhen didn't respond, if he knew that Gu Lin called him a little thing, he would have to jump up and give him a paw.

Gu Lin took Wu Jin and walked forward for a while. At this time, he realized that the fog was slowly rising, and the road ahead was far away. He didn't feel so far when he came from the wreckage of the spaceship. Why? Haven't seen the spaceship after walking for so long now?

Gu Lin pondered for a moment, he seemed to have lost his way.

He is not very familiar with the terrain here, and the place is so big that the possibility of getting lost is too great.

What is even more chilling is that because the animals and plants on this planet are too large, and his spaceship cannot operate, he cannot see the nearby terrain clearly.

Today he walked for a while in search of food, but he got lost during this walk.

But fortunately, I came across such a cute little thing.

Gu Lin touched the tips of my exhausted ears, feeling very happy in his heart.

He walked forward for a while, seeing that the thick fog was getting thicker, it seemed that he had to find a place to rest, and he could no longer act rashly.

At this moment, the little thing in his arms moved, as if he woke up.

Gu Lin smiled lightly, touched Wu Jin's head, and said in a low voice, "Are you awake?"

I subconsciously gave a "meow" as a response, and then realized that I can no longer speak human words, and I was a little annoyed. If he was a person, it would definitely be more convenient. Now like this... I feel like a drag The presence.

Wu Jin got out of Gu Lin's arms, and through the thick fog, he suddenly saw something moving not far away. I wondered if it was the cat's innate vigilance, so he let out a loud "meow", thinking It caught Gu Lin's attention.

Gu Lin was taken aback, and found the unknown object nearby almost instantly.

He frowned, immediately hugged me tightly, turned around and ran away.