Qi Yao Inn

The author has something to say: Pushing an ancient danwen written by a friend is already fattening!

"The Villain's Fancy Autism [Transmigration Book]" by Pin Jinhou

Copywriter:

The villain of Long Aotian's cool drama "No Blame" has been blackened and his force value has beaten the whole drama-it's a pity that he is autistic.

With countless blames and dirty water all over his body, he lives to give up on himself.

Ren Guming, the screenwriter of "No Blame", liked to mention the book, and was chased and killed by all kinds of people because of fancy spoilers-it's a pity that he couldn't beat them all.

Later, the screenwriter hooked up with the autistic villain...

Ren Guming: "Today, I copied a certain ghost's lair, to relieve my hatred, great!"

Villain: "Daughter-in-law's sword is broken... She's autistic."

Ren Guming: "I accidentally saved the common people today, cool!"

The villain: "I failed to kill a few white-eyed wolves... I'm autistic."

Ren Guming: "Today I finally skinned the protagonist, great!"

The villain: "I didn't read the pretentious lines I've prepared for a long time... I'm autistic."

Ren Guming (choked up): "Don't shut yourself up, isn't it good for us to unify the fairy gate?"

Villain: "Okay, but there's no need...to be autistic."

Ren Guming: "QAQ, I'm autistic."

#Today’s villain husband and wife are also fancy self-closing#

#I often appear out of tune with you because I am not self-closing enough#

The person who once fixed mountains and seas with a single sword finally set off a bloody storm with his own hands.

Combat power explodes, autistic, high-cold, abstinent, aggressive × skinny and dancing, charming and gentle

"welcome!"

As soon as Peng Yu stepped into the inn, he was warmly received by Miss Menying. This lady has gorgeous feathers and strong bird claws.

Boss Peng felt refreshed after being welcomed, and stretched out his fingers to touch the parrot's feathers. As a result, the parrot, which had "welcome" a moment ago, immediately turned his face: "Fuck you! Don't touch me!"

Peng Yu: "...Your uncle!"

Parrot: "Your uncle! Your uncle!"

Peng Yu said "Hey" and rolled up his sleeves as if he was about to fight the parrot: "I taught you 'Welcome' and you only learned it for two months, but learning to swear is self-taught. Do you think you should steam it or not?" Should it be braised?"

The parrot stopped talking, moved to the other side of the pole with small steps, and began to lower its head to trim its feathers.

Peng Yu gave it the middle finger, and the adult gave up the dispute with the parrot regardless of the villain, and threw the fried chestnuts on the counter, which suddenly woke up the shop assistant who was dozing off: "Here, I bought it on the way."

Qian Yue woke up in an instant, and embraced the fried chestnuts with bright eyes: "Thank you, boss!"

Miss Qianyue just graduated from university this year and has only worked in the store for half a month. At that time, she saw the sign "Recruitment" written on the door of the store. The treatment is good, but the conditions are very puzzling. The above, the rest are exempt from discussion."

To say that the surname "Qian" is really rare, and it is impossible to pick one out of 1 people. Using this as a recruitment requirement is equivalent to erasing 99.99% at once. Miss Qianyue is lucky to be that 0.01%, give it a try As a result, the wayward Boss Peng looked at her face and didn't even ask any extra words, and said directly: "Come to work tomorrow, the monthly salary is [-], and the daily payment includes food and accommodation. There is a tip for customers to pluck their hair, and a gift for their boyfriend—of course not me."

So she just stayed.

So far, she still hasn't figured out what people are looking for in her, and she doesn't know what's going on with the strange benefits behind. When she asked Peng Yu again, he just smiled mysteriously and said, "The secret must not be revealed."

At this moment, Peng Yu lay on the sofa sprawled out: "By the way, you tell the reporter, just the rabbit spirit, that I have already cleaned up the 'Huang Daxian' for her, and I promise that there will be no worries. But my appearance The fee is very expensive, 2000 yuan, not a penny less.”

"Got it," Qian Yue quickly picked up the phone, found "Miss Rabbit Jing" from the contacts, sent her a text message, and said, "Boss, you are really a fool."

Peng Yu gave a "huh" and honestly followed up with the "commendation": "Of course, there is nothing wrong with business."

Qian Yue shook his head, then raised his teeth and wrapped up a whole chestnut, but he didn't eat it himself, and put it gently on the counter.She has a yellow bird the size of a fist in her hand. This bird probably followed its owner, and it behaved exactly like Peng Yu who was paralyzed on the sofa.

Until it smelled the aroma of chestnuts, the whole cake swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then, with a "cheep", a fluffy ball jumped up, revived with blood on the spot, and happily pecked at the chestnuts.

"You're still feeding it," Peng Yu turned his head as if he had grown back eyes, "Look at how fat it is, and if it gets fatter, it won't be able to fly anymore—isn't it, Huang Doudou?"

Huangdou seemed to understand what he said, and felt that the bird was insulted, so he blew up his feathers angrily. The whole bird jumped three feet high, fluttering its short wings, and was about to peck him, but the distance was calculated incorrectly, and the "cannonball" missed it. , and fell to the ground with a "piaji" sound, and rolled forward three times.

Peng Yu patted the armrest of the sofa and laughed out loud, holding his tone and shaking his head: "I told you to lose weight, but you didn't listen. I think you were also a hero in the decisive battle back then. Your brilliance covered the sun, and everything in the world was eclipsed by you. Now— —The golden crow is fat, can it still fly?"

Qianyue and Huang Dou exchanged glances, neither one person nor bird wanted to pay attention to her crazy boss, she shoveled the soybean that had collapsed into a bird cake from the ground again: "By the way, boss, when will the lady boss come back?"

The word "boss lady" seemed to please Peng Yu greatly, and the latter narrowed his eyes happily: "Hurry up, he said tomorrow."

Qian Yue looked at him with his chin in his hand, he really couldn't imagine what kind of strange woman could endure his boss who was nervous anytime and anywhere, and said softly: "What does the boss lady look like, I haven't seen her before."

Peng Yu spit out four words unhurriedly: "Shocked to heaven."

However, the next day, Qianyue failed to meet the "shocking" proprietress, and the unreliable boss ran away instead.

When Li Yize landed, Peng Yu was driving more than half of the city, looking for goods in the "fake market" north of Xianzhou.

This market was originally an antique market, but people went in and found that the items sold there were not worthy of the word "antique" at all. There were all kinds of miscellaneous things. The used spittoon was sold out, so it was renamed "Flea Market".Later, I found out that there are many fakes in it, whoever buys it will suffer, and whoever buys it will be unlucky. Oreo can buy Olimei, which is [-] times more cheating than Duoduo, so I simply gave it a kind and pleasant name—" Fake Market".

However, it is impossible to say that there is no real product in the fake market. At this time, people's eyesight and experience must be tested. For example, Boss Peng has not bought one in the fake market for so many years. Fake goods can be successfully "find a needle in a haystack" every time, and no one knows the reason so far, and it is listed as the eighth among the "Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries of Xianzhou".

From a long distance, Li Yize saw that flamboyant little sports car parked in the narrow alley of the flea market, looking out of place.He lifted the sunglasses to the top of his head, revealing a pair of amber eyes, the pupils slowly shrinking into narrow vertical stripes under the sun, diluting the harmless aura of humans and animals on his body.

He was carrying a bulging backpack on his back, and he didn't know what was in it, it seemed to be very heavy.He walked to the side of the sports car and saw Peng Yu picking and choosing in front of a stall not far away. With his excellent hearing, he could hear the other party saying: "Hey boss, let's make it cheaper, look at your It’s all broken, and the quality is not very good, it’s only [-], if you sell it for [-], it’s a deal, if you don’t sell it, I’ll leave.”

The old man who set up the stall had a distorted expression on his face, as if someone had kidnapped his wife, or drained ten catties of blood, and finally he slapped his thigh: "Okay! Thirty thousand, I'll give it to you!"

"I like you like this!" Peng Yu snapped his fingers at him, then touched his pocket and made a very realistic surprised expression, "Oh, it's broken, my wallet is in the car, wait a moment."

Everyone knows that the counterfeit market only accepts cash. Peng Yu hurried to get his wallet, but as soon as he got up, a few sneaky figures in the corner rushed up and forcibly snatched away the blue and white porcelain he had just set his eyes on. bowl.

"Hey, what are you doing!" The old man who set up the stall became anxious immediately, "Give me the money!"

A few people threw down three packs of Grandpa Mao with a look of disgust and fled away, but Peng Yu didn't seem to notice what happened behind him, and went straight to the side of the car. It didn't seem surprising that Li Yize was here, he just licked his lips with the tip of his tongue, and rushed He blinked.